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0:00 it's time to eradicate Christmas we're going to kill Santa Claus time Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball super support the official release interrupting before the finale happening right before the finale the finale I wonder if this movie is like actually about Christmas War greed I think it's about war destruction oh they're just talking about humans okay the world probably the Dirty Bubble not this it canot be saved can only be cold
0:46 Christmas is whole all right that's actually kind of sick so we're going up against Krampus like dude he broke the dragon I'm trying to think of what movie this actually was I have no idea Merry Christmas Eve Bulma andir Mr Piccolo you know I actually do celebrate Christmas really yeah if you think about it basically the Son of God oh Jesus Christ kind of wait so does that make me the Holy Spirit kind of news T the only think my dad watches on Christmas misses the rank and bass Rudolph movie on Loop well may stand
1:34 here live from West City where a toxic my Asma has the local town for collapsing on mass good thing we Instant Transmission in unrelated news several machines have been descending from the skies via a dark there's definitely a quality increase here atmosphere I don't think that's unrelated someone or something is trying to ruin Christmas again and that's got me Chris mythed sry pun Dad thanks I've been waiting for someone to try and ruin Christmas again those machines are the ones expelling the gas it's some kind of aerosolized coal particulates but yeah how much later was this cuz the animation looks like it's cleaned up a good bit is someone trying to kill the whole world with miners lung be careful Gohan you're a miner I'm surprised you knew that so
2:19 it's Piccolo and Bulma I'm knew you character and Vegeta the fu I am oh hey je when did you get here could have fooled me what's up damn you're looking uncharacteristically wistful well it's just every Christmas Eve before it was replaced by Frieza day I'd sit out on my porch and fire into the night sky hoping to kill Santa oh no you never hit him did you I thought I did once but it was actually just a pod carrying my brother toble they never found it more the body what I'm saying is it's Christmas Eve and something needs to die so I'm feeling a little nostalgic I have an uncle you had an
3:07 uncle there it is one of the machines that's ruining Christmas first we blow them all up then we find the that Mum and send that grimacing green monster straight to hipple um not you Mr Piccolo who wants to blow it up 1 2 3 oh dang it can't seem surpris she a when I should take a swing in it go to hell Kakarot please do it's wonderful this time of year wait what I should know whatza that's right all right now I'm confused we have returned for our revenge is that like the royaly your yes also no come forth villains of Frieza
3:53 day past brother we agreed on villains of Christmas Past cooler Cas like I shut up in July I'm I'm just here for Revenge you more or less and I'm more than happy to take what movie is this from me dark you you remember me right dark me every time I look in the mirror no I'm Charles right yes oh my God Prince Vegeta how's the tree doing destroyed and this is why we don't let the lower class have nice things am I crazy that this just looks like a video game cut scene so and racism we're here to make this your last on Earth seriously it's always
4:39 got to be about you doesn't it well that is what father said he also said he loved us both equally well you know how fond father was of jokes and that's why he had you secondine this is really uncomfortable yep that's Christmas all right guys let's jingle these bells I to fight that yeah I have no like all the other movies at least most of them I I knew which ones they were I don't know what this is yeah I don't remember this movie D I'm music in the background [Music]
5:31 uh-oh killing them isn't working it's something in the air dad that's right fools let's just say you're getting a little more than cold for Christmas free a day [ __ ] off you know Christmas is a time where we should all come together you're right so let's all come together so you can all die together good rest ye monkey gentlemen [Music] what Jesus hey everyone oh my God I ran a bunch of tests on the gas and I discovered that it's not your concentrated naughtiness so I took some of baby trunks and synthesize
6:17 enough niess to destroy the magic baby blood cool right now I'm off to go destroy the other machines what visit some African uh did what did nobody sh why didn't you because I have you fools I'm sorry dear brother but I thought it was all about you oh stop being a prick I'm so confused I'm still trying to I'm here for the ride I need I need to know oh as that was I don't think this is over that did feel more like a symptom then a cause hold on let me check with the big guy upstairs hey King Kai oh hey Merry Christmas Merry Christmas King Kai
7:03 quick question do you know if anyone is attacking the Earth right now oh yeah real suspicious looking Mini Moon sitting around in your upper atmosphere I was going to tell you tomorrow since you know it's Christmas but it's Christmas Eve though not in this time zone anyway that thing is overflowing with naughty energy so whatever you do be careful I don't whatever I'm like five eggnogs in you vibing I see you have failed me my dark ornament but it is of no concern soon the whole world will know the true meaning of Christmas not on our watch oh g go right on time welcome to
7:52 my workshop the Star of Bethlehem wait Workshop not bad not bad I like that Santa's Workshop yes my [Music] workshop dad he's the one trying to destroy is he going to take revenge cuz Vegeta shot at him for all those years I hope so evil do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because
8:38 Billy is love Billy is live everything's going to be fine Billy everything's going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy I'm the one with theist here I decide good and evil and you're all at the top of my naughty list this looks so clean though tried to subate the entire planet sins of the father much trunks you've completely destabilized the SpaceTime Continuum with your Reckless time travel that's absurd I have no idea what you're talking about the SpaceTime Continuum is fine and you Vegeta Jesus Christ I I mean just wow there's not enough time in the day but
9:24 how about we start with the hole you put in my slave yes him D I did H your ceaseless lust for battle has endangered not only your family but your entire planet time and time again you are a danger to the entire universe that's crazy how could I ever endanger the whole universe that was again Merry Christmas Gohan oh wow thank you so much Santa I wonder what it oh it's m dick in French Mer but for the rest of you and this
10:12 salvageable Planet the only present I have is [Applause] I got him Merry Christmas for Vegeta Vegeta yes okay so did we just Christmas again no it's ruent we killed [Music] [Laughter] s you fools you cannot kill S I knew [Music] it Prince of the sa what the hell you regret your actions against the party
11:00 claws ah you'll like the log right oh holy [Applause] night oh what you destroyed was merely a leftover shell from my Christmas Evolution Sans you're not dealing with the average Father Christmas anymore oh my God he's gone super sand grumpy old eles Jesus he kind of did though [Music] oh wow eat your milk and cookies and [Music] H Hipp
11:45 [ __ ] damn you better watch out um you better not cry a this is my jail you better not out but you're going to die I don't like this version Santa Claus is taking me down g g you what mate fire you what why did you just stand there it was the last thing you'd expect merry chist dad I got you some What Child Is This who laid to rest on Santa's lap bleeding oh oh
12:35 [Music] [ __ ] all right not really feeling the Goodwill towards men up in here I'm all out of Goodwill but here's a stocking stuffer for you starting to get real sick of these Christmas P like oh man this is bad they're getting Puma pum pummeled up there how do we this is so dumb dude wait that's it I see now guys I figured out his weakness oh
13:25 ho you see Santa Christmas is the about the present yes it is it's not about the figgy pudding no it's not it's always about the piggy py more the Pretty Lights H so amazed cat how much they turn this into an actual Christmas movie yeah it is kind of crazy dud I I I literally I'm just impressed they how much they've like changed the story line in general like in the beginning I feel like it very much was just like describing what was happening adding jokes and making it kind of over the top and ridiculous and it has since become like they're making their own little story while also kind I mean I don't
14:13 know about this movie because I've never seen it but like everything else keeping it still in line like it's been really cool just it's just how much they've been able to completely transform this movie was just it's maybe it was about Christmas you don't you don't know what movie this was it might be I don't think it's about Christmas though maybe he's actually Santa not yous I'll crush your Christmas spirits and then I'll send this naughty world to Oblivion oiv is Right Christmas is about the bonds that bring us together it's about friends and family and killing Santa the meaning of always always
15:04 [Applause] [Music] yes that's actually pretty dope oh bye dude bye dude oh and nowby Santa dead oh my Lord o yeah that God damn that wasn't the upper atmosphere I feel like there's going to be some some debris and wreckage and I feel like there can't be any sort of ramification right and truns Gohan where have you two been we went to go see Sanda a and we killed him
15:54 oh to be there anyway who wants egg dog oh me honestly L this is the best Christmas I've ever had right a proper Saiyan Christmas I need to know what this is people probably died in that smoke oh what is it based off of tomorrow yes Boxing Day my dog Merry Christmas to all and to all a good [Music] fight oh so it's a side story called iate the sand oh [ __ ] that's sad that is really sad hey folks you enjoy plan to eradicate Christmas bading to take a
16:41 slay right over to our andat up other never heard it it was a side story called plan to eradicate the saans so that's probably why we didn't know it was an OVA basically which means it probably wasn't released in the yeah Dragon Ball Z plan to eradicate super yeah okay interesting but we did it and you know what that means the finale is next so to patreon and get it early and come hang out with us do it thanks for watching bye we'll see you then be en Joy goodbye