Reacting to DBZ Abridged Super Android 13 MOVIE Without Watching Dragon Ball Z

0:00 you guys ready for some movies some dbza movies Super Android 13 boom what do you think that is 13 I think it's going to be the 13th Android who you are so and what Androids have we seen so far [ __ ] I'm not good I knew this no was it uh 16 17 18 there you go look at you go there we go I'm I'm DBZ Master man I don't need need you guys anymore F Fuji TV and urat Toyama please support the official

0:49 release well let's we open up and get to know our new friend don't you dare I am your master and you will do what I say I I'm sorry could you repeat that I think the ear thing's back I said I am your master and you will do what I him I forgot he just following orders so what if you possibly spare one of those sine sine

1:35 hey so an in alternate universe is blood activated the Android well guess it's a good thing to back myself up into the Super oh damn whe for that now what to do with the twins going rogue I we get to hear again Mak so happy years out at least well guess it's time for Grand [Music] SE what I mean outside that look like a dolphin fetus I don't know where we're going with this good point D all right [ __ ] I love that they

2:21 have been going in with this [Music] stuff Super Android 13 13 wonder what the first few Androids looked like think they were just like a flashlight touch those I mean that's my Dre into a ring wow Mom sure is set on Cor and yobi's wedding registry why do they need six crockpots and why are these delicious looking bath bombs I don't even think they have the bathro Corin always just told me to go over the side [Laughter] [Applause] well excuse me pardon me coming through watch the

3:06 [Music] suit oh man everyone acting a fool like they never seen a purple DF before I know right what the [ __ ] okay man shopping makes me hungry really shopping makes you hungry only shopping M bro I love how much of a smart ass Gohan Is Not Great Master roshi is banned from over 500 Victorious Secret locations I don't get it not some kind of list you think Master roshi is my real name no mying women's underwear why would cor and yaji roate oh

3:53 oh which woman where mom's like mind your business so what do you think n oh my God hey so not out the obvious but the rest is shaking huh he just went back to eting oh my God why can't we go anywhere as a group without something blowing up probably not my fault this time maybe terrorist did you see how many people he was carrying drist teroid guys we got a bad G of teroid oh my God not the CR

4:40 B so you guys aren't orgasmic who are you Red Ribbon I mean you got it on your red red ribbon ribbon but you know what they say about assuming it makes an ass out of you and Ming scan complete what this gu's dumb as bricks say what dude that scares the [ __ ] out of me so freaky is probably don't understand him he's introducing himself as Android 14 oh okay I am Android 15 oh okay and you a Goku oh okay then wa dude Insurance in this world has

5:26 to be wild insane okay r Goku move all right you know maybe we shouldn't do this here I know a place cin we should go after him should we yes okay but must we well you can come with me or you can stay here with my mom oh she's so angry up complete I mean can you imagine she just wants to have a nice normal life just wants her son to go tool yeah do they ever just have a normal day like it's just uh at one

6:13 point um Goku and Piccolo learned how to drive a car I think that's about it to be honest like yeah that's about an afternoon yeah it's there's always an impending doom I I I don't think they've ever I'm sure they do have some Slice of Life moments but I don't think uh the show has ever decided to give us an episode about it bro that's got to suck like it's just like sometimes you just like damn you just want to have a barbecue right Mighty kind to you Doctor for crying out my God finished patching that D you can't fix what ain't broke now where's my trucker hat oh my God

7:04 no offense Goku but why the Arctic what you're fine you got a jacket well yeah but there are more deserts than we can count and you chose the Arctic uh you got a jacket my database says you a [ __ ] well I'm going to use that for the rest of my life the jacket is weighing you down huh hey Goku if and when we make it out of this please don't tell my father that there were two more Androids to be is true cuz there's three he's like this is getting ridiculous bro howdy there I'm Android

7:51 13 no shot hat lucky trunks more Ro no way dude this is is this really his design n just us plus the green one in I don't even I don't remember this at all this I told you none of the DBZ movies prior to Battle of Gods were uh were cannons so they're just off the rails bro all right well son looks like 13 is your unlucky number I don't believe in superstitions how the blazes to jro have so much trouble killing you I'm very stubborn hm oh hey he's actually really

8:38 strong son you might catch a death a cold catch this cold my trucker head Your Plum done gone dad gone did it now son who what sounds like Fog Horn Leg Horn trunks is having better luck why did I even bring this wait why did I bring this we were shopping [Applause] before all 14 give it back oh man's got a haircut can't Dodge my th death bom does the th stand for trucker head

9:24 yes yes yes this is my moment Oh what now oh for thousands of years I dor oh my God are you kid buddy oh it's you explain idiot no no no three more Androids Dam it three whole Androids huh pretty sure that makes eight H never letting the boy live this one down well if the prince good day your man want it start out as two you got to take two out look I'm a little late to the game here What's your deal see here the kind Dr jro deemed Us

10:13 in his own words defective leaving us on the proverbial shelf until where he gone Plum run out of options so what's your detective he could not quite tolerate my Dosey tones my TR and vernacular and my particular method of articulation also you talk funny what about him all right but what about the small one is it cuz he's purple okay racist if you must know it's cuz he's got a drinking problem told a problem when I run out we don't like to talk about it now I believe we have some business to attend to it EST laying three corpses upon this hill Glazer 14 15 you got it

11:02 BOS man what you forget you saw this round two fleshlights damn I be like at least he's not talking to me we just needed to be here didn't we yeah okay could even stop for a jacket just had to be lined for the Arctic okay Krillin I get it we're not helping I just needed some space from my mom it's all right want to have a snowball fight probably not a good time no no you're you're right I mean why not though [ __ ] it your first

11:48 life hey want to see something cool yeah okay damn oh right Super [Music] Saiyan I just waited right Super [Music] Saiyan oh [ __ ] I that's bro come on uh unbelievable take them so long to do that you know I stopped asking that question a long time ago so are you ready to die Android uh are you he's like if I'm going to die I'm going to get wasted does that even

12:34 do anything for you not anymore no not anymore that's right Goku send them back to arkans It's pronounced our Kansas you OT I am confusion help oh holy cow that worked why why does in the top right corner of the screen say magic time Wizards kill Jesus yeah what the hell was that I have no idea what's up well turns out you guys have figured out my secret I must leave now cuz you spun him around clever thanks I was practicing that one under

13:20 the ice for the last half you know what never mind now I don't mean to make this about your color or your race but you better not deal it out of here before you get hurt boy you know it feels like it's about both those things when you end it with the word boy full Jason Al on him come on short stack that the best you [Music] got super saan I'm not you're still just a [ __ ] oh wow did you just throw a mothering dog [Laughter] that was awesome oh

14:06 ouch oh oh wow holy [ __ ] that was sick looks like the countdown's just about over you redneck uh hey guys I did that thing again where I sliced my opponent in and they don't react until I did it first you're not special 14 and 15 have been destroyed good I ain't going to lie this dude has all the energy of someone that says I'm not racist but I mean he did kind of say that earlier yeah that's what I'm saying I want a good fight o yo titties just absorbing out excellent

14:54 Android 13 has final vle for what blue wow and [Laughter] blue perfect Vegeta he stole your dud I'll kill him oh damn I've got you I love that he's getting his ass beat and still has time to laugh at his kid getting his ass beat oh my God what are you doing we're trying to amp you up well it's distracting oh [ __ ] mother my

15:41 turn weakness identified no hey what are you oh my that happened right in the dragon balls all right Goten it's your job to truck as hard as you can so I can be all trained up to face off against in the tournament now stand behind that line and what is this just like a future oh my God cuz he he obliterated his nuts so his kids wasn't born in the future oh my God he just Goen just got erased he placed me in the dick that's not funny now is a

16:27 Kakarot okay get the F off me oh my god dude I love this [ __ ] okay and the answer I got to watch this [ __ ] oh man hey why didn't you pick on someone your own size oh you need to go away clearly not me well if you can't beat him bomb him maybe one of those better oh my God is he doing the spirit orb under the [ __ ] water looks like oh all right he came out of the water at least 13 if you kindly turn around and illuminate Sun

17:21 Goku good job son unexpected but not allog together unpleasant let's try again shall we nobody is killing that idiot but me a you do care Vegeta Goku do the squeak and that's when the prince realized that when you grab a bull by the horns oh sometimes he'll take you for a ride oh my God yo this movie is brutal bro yes of course now get back to oh my nonexistent God hey you big blue bastard

18:10 I'm a time traveler from 17 years in theut oh my God they're hit us with the Doctor Who theme right now there you know why well besides Multiverse Theory it's because you die right here by my sword and that's when the time travel realized SW that's about as useless as a screen door on a [Laughter] [Music] submarine I can't great now stoping around the focus your efforts on get suplex and that's when the green man realized that when you suplex a robot

18:59 you better H what the hell am I doing he's just walking oh [ __ ] all right Spirit saying what what kill Son Goku kill Son Goku some Goku reports too late [Music] you absorb the oh my God is he just becoming the [ __ ]

19:47 Sun it kind of looks like it and that's when the robot realize with back shot as a robot because robots are technically not alive by the traditional definition of these people even give a damn anymore I swear they stop trying after season [Applause] too whoa bro wow oh that's insane the trucker hat oh

20:32 my Hello Nurse my my [ __ ] up how about you Goku you seem fine yep s here nuts up good thanks God hey that's great it's got super strong nuts now I kind of needed a few I'm glad you're all fine but it does concern me that there are apparently more Androids out there Sur I had a thought about that well that was a t bust I suppose I'll just continue nursing Plan B what's another 17 years I'm not going anywhere wait what is that more oh wow danger Will Robinson oh

21:23 no oh what bro I didn't realize how brutal this movie was God damn yo his dick got a blitter bro destroyed his [Music] dick it did I think that's the title can't believe what they did to Goku's wait narrator 2 DJ sex billionaire what wait go back go back go [Music] back you said dj2 narrator 2 oh narrator 2 oh yeah uh DJ just call me thaton seona best name

22:11 [Music] ever I like so is this like the amount of stuff that they did for this is this is their CR right like yeah [Music] it it really sucks cuz I feel like something like this is hard to exist right like I don't like I don't know the reason they stopped but I'm assuming it was probably is it over not to the fish J know what it was the fish ever going to jump

22:57 so what what were you doing in the Arctic what were you doing in the Arctic I don't have a place to live what's your excuse look green man if you must know I was just trying to find a place where I could be alone for a little bit and have some me time turns out the Arctic wasn't the best solution you guys had no idea that each other was there way yeah yeah it would seems like they got a lot in common so what do you do for fun oh a fish bro well now that sure was a dooy godamn it if y maybe I don't know like these like 20 million views right like there's got to be a reason they didn't continue into the next or maybe their final fantasy I

23:43 can't imagine you would just stop the thing is I've seen comments say that toy didn't let him I've seen comments say that they just got burned out and didn't want to do anymore I've seen comments that said they just wanted to move on to something else so it's like it's a variety of things yeah I never want to look up cuz I just don't want to get spoiled on anything so yeah if you actually got the real answer let us know in the comments oh look the things are back I was bitching that they weren't there last time look at that muffins Goku sings to the tune of giant woman well I guess stay tuned all right over to the patreon if you want it early to find out why Goku is singing about a giant

24:29 woman I know why you thinking about a giant woman I'd get Hella uppies let us know in the comments later be the joy