Reacting to DBZ Kai Abridged Without Watching Dragon Ball Z

0:00 Dragon Ball Z bridged might be over we got Kai bridged whatever that means this is a parody official release aort of korama You're an Alien I'm an alien what am I alien probably where's my brother I don't know you're doing I'm R just going right into it huh he's adorable I get what they're doing am I your brother yes [Music] I'm taking your son no you're not ah he took my son I'm here to help you aren't we enemies nobody watch Dragon Ball let's go are you a Yoshi yeah give me back my son

0:45 gross Piccolo get him kill now I am the dead oh no Goku's dead and apple let's go to Earth balling oh no more s Ching Gohan hi maggots I'm training you I'm terrifying and a potential rapist but I'll never say it flat out oh my God who are you I'm King Kai off shut up boj 12 months have passed let's go fight s oh God it's the Sans Y is here G is dead Nappa getet him I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say I the only serious character in this show that is the joke wow everyone's dead hilariously

1:32 derailing oneliner Goku's here Goku's here it's over [Applause] 9,000 why because I'm a monkey Kyle Kyle Kyle what oh no not a monkey oh no the kids a monkey destru your [Music] [ __ ] no leaving now and we'll never see him again this is so and I'm a ghost oh my or am I that's insane that was so fast this has how many subscribers this is aad all right let's

2:18 go episode two baby that was insane we're going really fast I think Kai was already like a filler version of Z go to space drag oh a neic is that neic no is that NE no is that neic oh this place is boring is that a same po we're all going to die I'm on neic now hey Vegeta hi qu bye quell give me the thing no give me the thing no kill his kid give me the thing here good kill him but the thing other kid no quack what the

3:03 Green Space Ducks all going to die use your solar flare oh I do know the oh wait hold on there was one yeah I saw it New Image right on I like that they gave another one Mackenzie any last words before I kill you I have a thick meaty vagina oh [Music] right on we have a thing my name is little green yes little green is dead Vegeta get him we're staying here go home get

3:48 little green bul do not do anything for this entire trip good found me a thing time we get more things hey it's the gay one maybe I'm gay or maybe stereotypes are [ __ ] [ __ ] no who are you this way wow so fast I love it though this for a while Wooh what grab all the things I got a thing where's Gohan oh my God bro this is incredible oh

4:34 seriously where's Gohan oh hi Vegeta still got his thing V's laughter so much zon's dead zarbon's dead [ __ ] call the game use okay seriously though what is today bigger longer and uncut Guru oh hello why am I here why am I here power up will this actually matter probably not hey guys you remind me have some [ __ ] I'm going to kill there's no time for that because the ginu are coming okay what right now ginu and together we are hey guys I made it Goku ship killed

5:20 the gin and he's out of commission what are the odds put him in the Pod I wonder if this will become a TR [Applause] oh my God funny it's never been funny it's never going to be funny put on these clothes I'm a nap hey go on I found the things want to do the thing sure but when did dende get here hey so what are we Piccolo back yeah I'll bring him to damage see something cool yeah why not for Our Last Wish you'll give me immortality or I'll murder his parents jok's on you wait am I Immortal I don't know let's

6:06 see he's best I'm not afraid of you how about now horny all right who's next I forgot about the horns Killin no okay what how hey and this is my fourth and final form what happened to the third form I don't care what happened because I'm a super sa no y I'm sorry what were you on about before I'm a super apology still can't make it out and now to finish the hey let that Vegeta alone and what the hell is he oh no you killed Vegeta you are so

6:56 decked hey K Kai can you teach us the now dang it nothing's worked better use that thing that always works stop it no stop it no stop it that's it stoping it myself dominating you w dad and we didn't even lose CRI a swizzle sticks JK not dead LOL right my Nicolo why didn't you die a oh my God this my J what sweet dude take Piccolo and leave

7:42 okay okay so what's going on here I am a stup sandwich uh super sandwich is dead really probably not King Kai we have the things do the thing well that didn't quite work like I wait is that a dragon yeah bye wait make me [Music] Immortal can I to what the goddamn [ __ ] just happened hey you f me you f me you monkey F Well I'll be a monkey's uncle no well I'm confused it looks like the dragon brought every person on namk to Earth all of them hey guys dying do you have any last words sir I am hilarious

8:28 and you will quit about everything I it's so true say he'll be missed and bored see you what get back here instru how so which way is your ship that way yes the muffin button Jesus Christ damn it I want a muffin now bro yeah every time I she want a muffin and unsubscribe oh my God you're good oh my God all right this

9:15 is I think part of the thing that's not yeah this is not team fourstar do you want uncut and early reactions to your favorite series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is life everything's going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy don't be give them your money Mom this is an intervention we love you we all support you you but your manner of raising me

10:01 has been too strict and too harsh like my new tutor learn are you learning yet I don't know did cular get come up good it's working learn did this actually happen I know I don't know but it seems your only way ofing it is theoretical math and organic chemistry so please put the tiger mom back in the cage and then maybe dad will come home dragon and that's why look out but it kind of seems like you've got another thing going on we are the Spice boys so stop and move over because we're about

10:46 to spice up your life I am spice hey name is ziger and my name is isard excuse you like mustard come on guys please don't make a big deal this it's cultural okay all the time you don't hear me calling myself Vinnie damn it you're going to get us in trouble again don't make us kick you out like we did with Baby Spice whenever I go out of town on business I like to do my research on what oh my God that's from Dragon Ball GT which is like a non- Canon sequel to DBZ that a lot of people dislike wait is that garlic junor weren't you trapped in another dimension never to escape yes I escaped oh no quiet and now I've

11:32 captured K I'm going say it I enjoyed the black GT for what it was don't say it it's actually something Popo's been fer [ __ ] you it's true they get there are only a few good things to come out of that and I can't even talk about it cuz boom is here it's non- Canon so I said that GT was not that bad for the last 100 years he says it's great for pens and butt chugging yeah and now with the help of the machio star we're going to wipe out all of the Earth's defenses please we got Piccolo and he beat up second form Frieza what are you going to do oh great he's all Bs now too

12:18 damn time to get the [ __ ] out [ __ ] damn long-term effects of mustard gas on soldiers in World War II was horrific why would you ooh Jesus finally by the way it was World War I right I know you just like you start saying World War and you just kind of want to say two you know it's like with Terminator everybody knows there's a first one but everybody's always talking about [Applause] the oh my God are you okay man GL we skipped this the first time well where's Vegeta he can help us apparently he went

13:04 out to space to find your dad all right I've checked everywhere except for planet yardrat and vampa wait a minute am I Flo space man guess a good thing I'm in the part of Galaxy where there's a half I told you [ __ ] don't worry watch some all up in your gut you got feel fresh and clean what wow no I we actually hated him so I'm not really heartbroken over it but I've been using his HBO GO accountant while I'm not in Game of Thrones really enjoying silicon [ __ ] holy [ __ ] Johan did you just kill two people I now have a taste for blood like that spice place the cokehead

13:50 sick them boy the cad what guys what should we do with this scene we should do a Dodge joke we haven't done one in Forever people [ __ ] love them and we made the goddamn sure we [ __ ] do it maybe I don't know Kurt what do you [Laughter] think box one all right judge jug it is [ __ ] yeah [Laughter] good he's right we do love them [ __ ] out of

14:40 him Jesus what Jesus Piccolo oh thank kamie good good back to the joking thank a it's weird now made it weird Gohan hungry wait wait wait Please Mr Piccolo what don't let the blackwat Mis contr control you no no no we gave him cocaine did you not hear us what it's a spice Mr Popo leaves it lying around I made french toast the other week and it was a bad time very productive day but French toast is always a bad time shut your mouth I love all right make like an antib are

15:28 murder this child getting a little heavy-handed with the sexual aren't we it should be controversial actually hold on want to see something gross I don't really do gross oh God guy what are you I can't I can't do hey Vinnie I think the coke worn more I need more all right man Jesus I'm sure there's more around here somewhere no my Cain Mr Piccolo I've had one intervention today and I will not have another okay this place is killing my high I'm [Laughter] out are you [ __ ] right now you know

16:14 what fine I'm a strong independent demon who don't need no [Applause] henchmen the mushroom up oh go Giant and Immortal there literally no way to defeat him that's right [ __ ] boys now behold the terrifying Abyss that is the dead zone for banishing me before you shall suffer that same I straight up forget about this Arc every time I go through the show and then get reminded that it exists I just did it again didn't I I literally just did the exact same thing that got me an L last time what am I doing this is exactly what my therapist told me not to do we're very proud of you for seeking help I'm doing

17:00 it for me but I appreciate the support anyway nobody move nobody do anything I'm going to close it up and then I'm going to let my immortality wear you down and kept you waiting huh oh my God what that's the V Hing dude isn't it I think so card from V Hing yeah well I certainly wouldn't like And subscribe to that why H that Bell icon to stay updated [Laughter] notifications sleeping during your lessons learn learn learn what the the [ __ ] dude I mean that's got to be from some point in the show I guess it must be I'm Caren Morgan I'm so

17:49 confused author demon influencer learn learn social media is my laser dis I'm just saying I know it was stolen but it was still good music right yeah because it was stolen from better artists what about the dub score oh yeah let's start that flame War free here FU oh my God I'm not going to die that's right buttholes this is my resurrection and you're all about to get pet oh my God

18:34 oh [Applause] God so what's your deal I'm here because we have no female fan base well you do now you need to be stopped hey guys my minut Goku the Red Ribbon Army has returned and oh who that listen I'm from the future B man Vegeta are my mom and dad I love that they just acknowledge the amount of people watch Dron ball trying to give me a heart attack some heart medication don't not take it but will I all right I'm out Bye Mom what did he do just kidding look at P's stupid shirt more like saying Pride Parade am I right I'm now going to breed the nearest female just to prove you wrong oh cool should we be worried about the Androids

19:21 probably yes let [Music] though guys it's a set of Androids and yames here I am yames come on you blasted ribs got caught on my sleeve need some help how dare you 19 kill him oh my heart dad's dead no I'm not either the heart attack is going to kill him or my Android is either way victory for Vegeta only Sol Dragon this I feel like I under prepared for this do you afraid K do you

20:07 afraid zingga attack FR author I wish to be a real boy and now with the old man in a home a funeral home I ah a [ __ ] damn he runs fast for an old guy don't worry they found my lab but luckily I have two more IDs the original roids that were always a part of this story yes from the very beginning and now I shall awaken them behold my second greatest Creations [ __ ] that mean I don't know maybe he's referring to this no don't wake him up for some reason I'm going [Music] to dude calm down no hello I am 16 I am

20:55 hilarious and you will bur birs birs Goku H yes I like him hey seems right Dad what she's a a what you going to do about it you big old [ __ ] got a [ __ ] all over me with your Cy face and your Cy boots and your vagina what wow like I'mma whoop that ass y knew that was coming feel like we under prepared for this hey don't bang my sister oh he might oh but don't oh he wants [ __ ] like I want Goku that s damn you know do some character

21:43 development Gohan Gohan Gohan Kross brat me Tomy we have to kill some teenagers also we cool now I did drugs this scene you had met killing teenagers what I'm three guys now sup do you think this joke will get over n it's not ghost Napper where's Goku anyway I'm going to be the greenest goou ever you kill yourself oh my God character I wish I was all might I wish my dad was all might look I'm not saying it was the best music you know what Vegeta and bakugo I see make it it just makes it nostalgic wait what is

22:31 [Laughter] that oh no uhoh when you say plus Ultra got to say it like a Japanese got it good cuz I got to go bang dear's mom straight up Professor po that [ __ ] thank you thank you yes oh my God I want a Pokemon freaking a bridge would

23:16 be glorious hey Daddy who are you you're going to help me raise this child I'm not ready for that level of commitment fine no oh my baby he's getting in your head and your arm oh my arm a Daddy it's so tight why do you keep calling me that because I'm nine Guys Burgers and Fries Piccolo we're here to help oh my God is this mouth is Dick [Laughter] flare wait what was that solar flare oh yeah everything's happening so fast I I was too I was too caught off by the Krillin joke to to think about this solar flare oh what the is that a Frieza

24:04 flashlight no I think it's like a a bubble it looks like an action it looks like an action it either shoots out some plastic my window I don't know man I don't know man my eyes going to e out my siblings what what should we do if only Goku were here plus Ultra wonder where they're going welcome to the room of infinite [ __ ] what's that mean it means next year we'll be tomorrow not so what are we going to do I don't know I usually don't get involved until things are at their worst so we're waiting for Vegeta yes no I don't think it's racist to call the king a son of a [ __ ] hey can Goku come out and die the

24:52 sci has no solicitors and suddenly we're I like the Road Runner and I like P La Pew I'm a fan of Sam sheep dog Jesus what is that thing I'm your own Nan what are we going to do on the ground onichan oh my Lord they did not I don't come to your work and knock your brother out of your hole wa you can't do this we're related not blood oh cool that's fine then oh yeah ohic wow this is the last cool thing

25:37 I'll do there is no joke respect Merry Christmas [ __ ] and happy Hanukkah to you thanks did someone say Christmas now you show up oh heyu you're going to [ __ ] die oh guess I'll just perfect then or maybe you will not oh hey Vegeta I'm going to do you a [ __ ] excuse me never look how yolked I am straight up [ __ ] diesel can I just absorb the Android no yes please yes what are they talking about I am perfect wow and you will quote everything I say you ain't my

26:26 girlfriend now you shall feel the of super I won't let youy and now later breeders we're friends now but I want to kill Goku most of my friends did this will well hey guys we're out of the chamber anything happened wow what you do nothing Vegeta what did you do nothing what did you do your mom I don't have a mom neither do I hey I'm super saiyan no you're

27:11 me by the way we don't have then what are we in go fix okay so I'm God now bet sick tournament time hey we still doing those versus videos nope no worries I like that guy I love how they're setting up I guess the next series or whatever wait how is that a turn oh yeah I almost forgot um people said that there's a thing called cell versus that apparently is what cell did during the Cell games like when he was waiting for them oh so we might have a few I don't know how many there are butell player hate the Cell Games what about happy that came up they didn't really change my character

27:56 anyway let's see they leure I quit Gohan get it what in wait did we just skip my children get lost you Dingus no [Music] dangus oh God I killed him no Gohan Just Me Not Dead l no enough of that now listen up y'all been skipping my best [ __ ] since I got here great to be his fourth best villain under Kate Piccolo I perfect cell [ __ ] so dende on [ __ ] Earth

28:42 you better recognize the crackle of my raw Sexual Energy and line your 1990s asses up so I can this time I'm going let it all come out this time I'm a standand off oh my my way it's my way my way all [Laughter] theat I haven't heard Limp Biscuit in Forever insane all right no cost hooray new balls who this bring back the T give me a girlfriend n I'm going to stay dead what you're now you're

29:30 I meant Bor now bro this is insane I love they this is going so fast I can't keep up dude like I I think that's the point you're kidding after all that yeah sorry but but I get stronger though right yeah but no oh [Music] by the way I never died in this version no hell yeah I'm cool with that wait why does tien's head look like that does it look like what look at tien's head just Anime being anime and like not drawing people

30:17 like look look at look at his head like what about it it it's a he has he has his three eyes he's got his head yeah like I don't I don't the left side of his head what's wrong with his head everyone's head is a perfect round I'm just saying if you look at the look at the piccolo next to him it's perfectly fine you look at the trunks above them it's perfectly fine you look at little green it's perfectly fine don't know what's wrong about it hey man this isn't a key frame we don't give a [ __ ] this is cot literally being like so I know I just acknowledged that like that was going so fast I couldn't process what's happening so I'm going to uh divert and focus on tien's no I'm just saying like it looks like his eyes are pushed back and the of his forehead is like pushed out I what I love and I hope the cameras actually got it or you

31:03 got it in the recording is that like a lightning strike literally hit right outside my window like is that what that was and it scared the [ __ ] out of me and I jumped and and I I God I hope the camera got it dude because I was like G like I was defending myself against lightning and uh was it during the video or before no it was like during this part like during like the last 10 minutes or whatever and it's like but everybody's camera was froze so I'm assuming my camera froze instead I heard you I heard you you were midc conversation when we first started this video and like you stopped for like half a second and it was insane like it was one of those where it's like I almost like disappeared almost

31:49 almost let's alternate time get the Dragon Ball and wish me back T how are you questioning face when when trunks's face is like that and dend is like I passed it and you're bringing it back yeah bye bejoy tell us more things you want us to watch later