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0:01 oh man i'm so tired me too larry oh me too wait a minute we need to watch one episode of doofy the dragon first oh yeah doofy the dragon my favorite show yeah let's watch it right now alrighty kids it's time for the dragon [Applause] hey kids um my wife left me she took the kids i hate my life and i don't wanna live so i'm gonna put a fork in the electric socket [Laughter] oh my god i love to be the dragon yeah
0:48 he's a great character yeah i love that person it's a dragon oh yeah right you know larry let me in junior you shouldn't be watching that crude show i mean like it's trying to teach children that suicide is okay it's not that bad wendy larry you shouldn't be watching that i will watch it just like how i watch toy freak's larry okay okay fine jesus you're an idiot anyway good night now yep good night much better very funny guys one and the light will
1:35 flick around enough just like in the story get now hey jump how are you able to do that without moving the switch i'm not doing it it must be the stupid wiring in here it's been so long since we last made a plush video i'm actually kind of getting very clean myself what what hello hello is anyone there oh nice try wendy what the phone will ring and there'll be no one there oh you crack me up um junior i'm not doing this we're having like some sort of technical issue okay there's the lights
2:23 and your phone and we're going to get sucked into the sun no that's 100 million miles away but what was the third thing i didn't know cars parked at our house this lightning you uh they actually don't martin well they are dropping someone off so we can guess who it is eventually it's it's it's the hashing slasher oh my god and just doing my pom-pom we are doomed
3:12 just to think out of all these years we talking covet was worse but now a hashing slasher or whoever it is is now approaching us this isn't good uh but there are two problems one the hashtag slasher does not exist and two that probably wouldn't be a stranger because technically you can be the one that can save us because your oldest i am not oldest actually yeah i am oldest my 20th birthday we miss my 20th birthday not now buzz look [Music] remember what i said before back then
3:57 i actually kind of do i actually kind of like coco miller i'm sorry about everything larry i keep finding cylinders clogging up the toilet don't mention that don't mention it oh my god oh my god get away get away we're gonna die sorry we're like kids we just had a bit of an accident while we were fighting coveted wait that was you outside yeah we were outside and we found this really sharp knife out in the pavement i accidentally took it out and then i brought it back into the french room no the kitchen and then i called you earlier but i hung up because i knew you would be okay
4:45 in that case problem solved hang on a minute if you were the one calling us and so you parked a car instead of a bus so who was flickering the lights huh well well if it isn't north for raktu oh yeah tonight is his 100th anniversary we really yeah oh god this is awesome yeah happy 100th birthday notes for rock too you're great congratulations on a hundred years trump
