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0:00 run okay now try and keep in touch with me we have to find him before like the coupon family vacation in three weeks got it okay now make sure you find him somewhere in trouble again find out where he find out where the house he is in and tell us okay good thank you oh this is not good this is not good we have to find him soon like we can't just leave him like here in Ireland while we're going to Lanzarote I just need to ease my nerves
0:45 okay now let's just think about this okay we're not gonna Panic or anything like trouble is probably a nice place and they'll probably find him the only problem is are the locals that are friendly or nice or anything everyone in trouble again sounds like they had a stroke does he like have a place where he can just hang out and do stuff ah the plaza stage it's Plaza and it's a stage and there's also a lot of noise too does he have access to food oh yeah a nice bag of chips you know the bag's already been torn which is why we should use plastic instead of paper okay or worse worse does he have like
1:30 access to like TVs YouTube Tick Tock Instagram no Netflix Disney plus Paramount plus Prime video Sky glass The Simpsons I just have to find out where he is don't worry Bowser we'll be able to find him before the before the vacation to Lanzarote you're right SpongeBob he'll probably like gonna turn around eventually yeah I know come on let's just go and do something maybe just pack up for the vacation
2:17 yep time to pack up for the vacation well guys the coupling family vacation is only just in like a few weeks and we just have no idea what we're gonna do yeah I mean like with Ludwig out what we're gonna do like Ludwig's the one that been helping us with the family vacations yeah but um we'll find out what we'll find Ludwig and um this will all be over eventually yeah so um you guys want to watch a movie while we wait how about we watch um oh Final Destination three we could but there's a problem though we're still to we're just too much that'd be too much and work shows kid friendly according to Dad
3:02 oh we could watch the other version on YouTube that'd be more safer well I suppose so but uh where's the remote I don't know exactly oh right here let's watch some Final Destination [Music] now it comes to the scary part where they start to burn alive oh that part's
3:50 gonna be real well scary yeah right hey puss oh it's boom boom how you guys doing I thought I'd just stand by and help around just do whatever you want to do hey boys how about we go watch some Kokomo like Kokomo family vacation videos I actually have an idea of a Pom-Pom why don't you watch Final Destination 3 with us yeah like she could just watch it with us and like it'd be fun yeah and besides she's gonna have to like like do other stuff besides just cocoa melon like she's gonna have like it's not just about Pokemon songs videos merchandises and stuff
4:36 yeah sure oh no hey Pom-Pom you can join us on Final Destination three um okay but um are you sure this is like cocoa melon well it's what well it's not just Kokomo but you're seriously gonna love it oh my gosh plus this is the one oh there is the part where they burn life oh it's gonna get real creepy all right yeah you might want to back away why would I back away from something like this that was so cool
5:32 [Music] oh my goodness that was the coolest most funniest thing I've ever seen in my life boys this this is like the best thing I've ever seen you're right there is more to life than just Coco melon see I just knew you'd love it so we want to watch keep watching let's keep watching it yeah just sit back and enjoy more good news boys we've actually found out where Ludwig is and we're in the police are chasing him sort of oh that's good so we can finally find him again and we can get the kublin family vacation ready
6:18 good so what are you boys doing oh we're just showing pom-poms some very inappropriate stuff like naked girls burning alive in tanning beds it's just so cool it's like literally the best thing I've ever saw no no no turn that off right now Wendy what are you doing Pom-Pom you should not be watching that that is way too inappropriate even for us like boys you shouldn't be watching it either yeah she's right I guess we're gonna have to turn on something else uh Larry I swear you better not be turning on toy freaks uh not exactly are you sure well here's what I would
7:03 have done if I did turn on toy freaks I would have done this but then again first place but I'm still watching it please stop oh boy I can't wait to see what's gonna happen in this right now seriously Wendy can't you just get a grip like it's funny we love that show yeah well Pom-Pom doesn't and neither should you guys come on pump up we're gonna have some girl time like that's
7:50 gonna definitely get your mind off that gunk all that [ __ ] yeah you [ __ ] oh my God Busters every time when we swear it just beeps can't we just uncensor it maybe we can up this way this is the censored switch with that turned on which is what it is right now all of our swears are censored example so all we have to do is just turn it off now let's see if it works Brothers example
8:36 uh [ __ ] oh my god it worked let me try [ __ ] it worked oh my God [ __ ] yeah uh hoe see Brothers we can now go to the coping family vacation and swear as much as we want [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] oh this is gonna be good now that's that decadero we could watch something inappropriate like this six tens of Pringles um
9:30 [Music] there we go delicious Pringles for Lanzarote um hey y'all Morton was it Roy what is all that food for Trump it's uh for the coupling family vacation remember okay in all those potential Pringles so I could just you know eat but don't you have like other snacks well yeah but that's just for the plane for the rest of the way I'll be taking like thousands and thousands of foods besides there's like food at the airport food on the plane like I can just get
10:17 for free it's good plus there's always food before you head to the hotel yeah I suppose you're right hey uh Roy uh Martin I just want to ask you something but is it true that Spanish babes don't shave their pits well I mean like it kind of would make sense that they wouldn't shave their pits but really how can we but I mean like you can definitely tell because no girl in Lanzarote will be wearing sleeves but they do have nude beaches lanzarote's got nude beaches and since it's summer it's most likely they'll be open yeah but I don't think they'll be in Playa Blanca anyway suit
11:04 Morton have you ever seen a naked girl multiple times like when we went when we were in skirt Lee yeah me too like Primary School it was a great time when we were going to swimming and then the wind just blew the door open and we saw them and like it was just so cool yeah so um you want to keep helping me pack up some food yeah sure Trump let's go get more let's go Pringles I love Pringles oh oh no oh no
11:50 [Music] oh [Music] this is good there's no one home yeah that's me you have been asked to go back home to a heart wait no you're not taking me back oh yes we are no no no no no don't take me back
12:39 God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God where's Ludwig where is he introboken he's gonna be somewhere there oh my God you know what maybe we'll just have to go on the family vacation without him could be hello hey Bowser we found Luke let me go you found him yes yes you found it thank you we'll take your back oh I missed just so much oh yeah yeah okay okay that's good dad that's good oh I just wanna know what the [ __ ] is
13:25 wrong with you you bastard you went to traboga without our permission how could you dude I'm eight dude I'm past 20 now you don't tell me what to do anymore oh I'll tell you what I can do you ungrateful [ __ ] wait hold on my swears were uncensored how is that possible um maybe it's due to the fact that maybe our shows aren't for kids okay that does make sense but anyways I have to tell everyone that you're back now the family vacation could go on sometimes I just wish he could actually be a better parent