The **LILO & STITCH** Live Action Movie Was INCREDIBLE

0:00 Dude, what if this was a prison movie and it was Lilo and Snitch? It's just Lilo and Stitch. Sean, don't bring that negativity here already. I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. It would be a drastically different world. What if What if Lilo and Stitch, but Lilo and Snitch, and it was just a Disney's version of The Wire. We've been waiting since May to watch this. I know. I'm Ruff. How you doing? I'm Sean. Finally. And I kind of want the movie Sean just suggested. Yeah. I wanted to watch this in theaters so bad. You're welcome. Papa, he's very excited. No, I lost Stitch. But bro, it's Disney. It's gone woke. Yeah, but that would require me to give a [ __ ] I I I I not I opt not to whine on the internet every day. Quiet.

0:45 Oh, we believe this monstrosity. A dude, I love it. And cuddly. See, he's already in prison. What politic would create something like this? Like this, son. Hello. Hi. It's me, Zuko. You were tasked with safely studying biological threats, not She sounds exactly the same. Six is our Federation's most sophisticated weapon. Awesome. Indestructible. That tickles. I don't want to play anymore. I don't That's That's how we judged it, huh? Okay. All right. Show us that there is something inside

1:32 you that is good. Yes. Destruction and domination. Damn. He said things right there. Yeah. What did he say? Just a bunch of slurs. These schnazberries taste like schnazberries. and 626 exile. So wild that he's Zach Galifanakis. These guns are locked on your genetic signature. Yeah, bro. Oh my god. Yep. Yep. Yep. He's going to spit on him, y'all. I mean, he's got the brain of a 100 supercomputers.

2:18 He is trying to find the police. Found it. He took the red one. Fire at will. Of course he took the red one. They all suck at aiming. Wow. Maybe maybe Stitch is this this good. Give him some credit. In 12 hours, we project will collide with a planet called Earth. You know, I I couldn't remember where me and you got that from, and now now it's come full circle. Earth. We're back. We're back. I think we can all say farewell to six to You're kidding. Like, are you serious? Oh, what a pickle. Oh my god, there's an axelottle. You You're the reason we're in this mess. Are is he though? Like, is that Kate Blanchad? We'll simply vaporize the planet,

3:04 Captain. Armed and ready, Councilwoman. That's an axelottle. Wow. You can't destroy the planet. He's a little cowboy. She's always ignored. You can never give any input. It's fine. It's fine. What? She literally had said that it was an axelottle like right before you said. Hey, maybe don't whisper it. Earth is a protected wildlife reserve to rebuild the mosquito population. You will travel to Earth where you will capture the escaped. Bro, we were saved by mosquitoes. That's crazy. It's quite likely you'll die. Do you accept? With every heart in my body. Of course, I accept. Hell yeah. Thank you. Can I hug you? permission to hug my new partner. Brilliant. Permission granted. So, what I'm just trying to say is that

3:51 God, he's slimy, too. Yeah. What hideous, pathetic planet is caught in your crosshairs. Ready? Is it going to be the song? Yes. The turtles. This song slaps. Wait, wait, what? How thoughtful. That's very sweet. We need to go to the beach. Yeah, right. It's time for Sor Stupid to have a beach episode. Beach day. Yo, maybe they'll actually make that plush toy real finally. They probably have. They have the best sandwiches. I'm in town for the convention. [Laughter]

4:39 I will say live action stuff doesn't really bother me, but if they don't have the scene where she beating the brakes off Myrtle, I'm going to be so upset. Fair. I was thinking about the ice cream guy. He's in this. Is he? Yeah. He's also dead in real life. Yeah, he passed away like two weeks ago. Really? Yeah. Yeah, it was recent. That makes me Yeah, it's sad. He cemented his legacy. But it is actually him though. Like ice cream guy is this. Ice cream guy has always been him. He is him. He's built different. Built with ice cream and hopes and dreams. Hey, you're going to be late. Yeah. Has anyone seen Lilo? I will say so far she kind of sounded like her.

5:24 I had to get a sandwich for Punch. He's a fish. I forgot to tell you that. Punch controls the weather. She's so weird. The best. Shut the up, Myrtle. Yes, shut up, Myrtle. My story is so sad. Look, I got a friendship bracelet, too. That's not a friendship bracelet. Okay, [ __ ] Wow. It's not a friendship bracelet if you don't have any friends. Bro, are you kidding me right now? I want it so bad. I'm about to throw hands. God, that's that's heartbreaking. Big sad. It's always at the worst times. Yep. A She's not cut.

6:10 Oh my god. She just hip checked her. Yeah. On stage and no one. Yeah. Yes. Throw a hand. Care that no, dude. Up. Hell yeah. She's always causing trouble, bro. Bro, no that dude. Maybe uh you know what? This teacher. She's not a bad kid. She just She just needs you to step the up and uh don't let herself be bullied. Yeah. Like literally, she got hip checked mid performance. Yep. On so many people's cameras also. Yep. So many. Damn, bro. She's so late. They're

6:56 cleaning up. [Music] Yeah, bro. Blasting music just laying on the floor. It's different. Damn, she locked her out. The note for you. Leave me alone to die. That's not how pouting works. Open the door. Yeah, I did. Can I uh help you carry anything in? I'm okay. She was the original Nani in the uh animated version. What? Really? Wow. Yeah. Oh, that's She's the one She's the girl from Wayne's World. Oh [ __ ] Yeah, she's the one that's got my phone number. Flexing. That's crazy.

7:44 So, no bubbles. I don't know. Do you have tea? Of course I have. Uh Capri paid bills here. Nani. Oh, why you going through my bills? Like, would you say you leave your No way. That's crazy. Well played. Well played. She's putting it in the honestly though. Like me alone. The alarm. The smoke alarm. Oh, don't worry. There's no batteries in there. Oh no. Oh, Leo. Why you got to say that? It kept going off. Oh, it's so bad. I've been practicing jumping out of my window. Sometimes I eat too much. Five or 10 times a day. Wow. Sometimes I eat so much I can't

8:32 breathe. Breathe. Now kids talk like this though. Jeez. Just warm Capri Sun. Like that is very sweet. Yeah. Pretty sweet. Yeah. You seem like a goal oriented person. So why don't we come up with some goals to achieve by then? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like the first movie didn't focus on like nonies like the the hard to go through for this. Yeah. Including laundry and a fully stocked fridge. Second, pay all those bills I saw in the kitchen. It's like, yo, I'm trying. That's like none of the point. Now, if you do those three things by Friday, by Friday, girl, you understand how insurance works. Bro, you better go donate some plasma. Capri on

9:18 it. How did she know? She's probably, bro. Who forgets the flavor of Capri Sun? You ever drink hot, heated up Capri Sun? Yeah, it still tastes like Capri Sun, just hot. Let go me. No. Damn. Do you want them to split us up? Because that's what's going to happen if we don't get it together. Better than listening to you. [Laughter] [Music] I like that they're keeping the iconic moments like even with the little changes. Who's you? Hell yeah. There she is. Miss Aloha. Oh my god, I love her. Your acceptance letter to your dream and appearing in your bag at your place of

10:05 work. Oh, that's a sign. Girl school in the whole world for that bionic magnet. Marine biology. Marine. Bionic magnets. Hey, Lonnie. What you doing here? I live here. I was like, N should be here cuz you're always like shredding waves and I and I miss shredding you. Yeah, I've always loved watching you. Well done. Well said. Good guy, David. You need anything, you just ask. Okay. We're not just neighbors, you know. We're Ohana. Ohana means family. Ohana means family. Hell yeah it does. I don't know if you guys knew that. Family means no left behind.

10:50 Damn. Now I will say forgotten that's got to be so difficult though. Like your parents die and now it's like all right you are now a legal guardian for the next 12 years. That and she literally got a accepted for a full ride dream school and like had to not do it or at least delay it. Yo, she like my dreams I guess. Yep. Thanks mom and dad. Warning, check engine like your alarm in the morning. Yep. I am trying to nap. Uhoh. Oh. Oh, he ripped the steering wheel off. Uh-oh. Crashmin. Prepare for impact. She sounds so happy. What's funny to think is that him destroying this is probably what saved

11:36 him. Yeah, you're right. Cuz they they they they can't track the location. What is that? You don't have to eat it. Am I bad? Yes. Nobody says that. Maybe some teachers. School security guards. School security guards have to learn from our mistakes. I chef Myrtle admins today. Oh no. Her. Yeah, it's cuz Myrtle deserved it. Will you still be able to visit when you join the Marines? I'm staying right here. Remember when we put up those constellations? Dude, kids are just a dream killer. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, dude. It's kind of wild, bro. Like once you have them, just give up on all your dreams you ever had, you know, cuz you're never going to achieve them. Goodbye freedom. Goodbye. Like free time. Yeah. I mean, you're not wrong about the freedom thing.

12:21 That is that is accurate. Worth it. Yeah. Your schedule is dictated by them. However, hear me out. If you crate train them, though. Oh my god. Crate training. Crate. If you crate train your children, then you don't have to give up on your dreams. You don't have to make sacrifices. You could just leave them in the crate. They'll tend to themselves. Give them a little water bottle like a hamster. little little juice the juice bottle that goes hangs upside down. I wish push upon a star I even know it's very I wish is a friend. A real friend. That's so sad, dude. That's me every night. Like a best friend. A best friend. It's hard to get a best friend though when all you're ever surrounded is by co-workers. Damn that. You know you, Sean. [Laughter]

13:10 He's like, "Oh, I'm eating that frog." Nice. [Music] God damn these electric sex pants. Why does it eject you from the ship? That would be nice. That's crazy range. Yeah, that's good distance, right? Work all the way in space. That collar tells us exactly where he is at all times until he destroys it. Oh, that's why our mission cannot fail. Mission failed. [Music] Billy, what did you say? Double stone. Where can I find early access? I don't know. Where can I find early access?

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14:42 He's like, "Thank God. That would have been a sign." Oh, nah. Nah. Valid. He liked me for real. For real. Wedding cake is always so good. What the hell? [Music] Uhoh. Uhoh. The beautiful minute. Oh, the Hawaiian chupacabra. Where do you even get a broom? At a wedding, nonetheless. Unforgettable wedding, though. Talk to me. Oh. Oh, dude. Isn't that something they do at weddings is like jump over a broom? Is it?

15:32 He stole her necklace. Nah, bro. That'd actually make a wedding fun. Mhm. Weddings are fun. Are they? Yeah. For who? For people who don't have to pay a goddamn thing so they can go dance and party and drink and eat. That does not sound fun. That sounds like a headache the next day. Yeah. Uhoh. Oh. Oh. Oh god. Dude, the slow motion of him being ran over by a bus is kind of crazy. Frog again, dude. Frog Frog said, "I'm I'm glad it happened." Judgmental. It's called a human migrates to go see a sunlight and drink celebratory poison. That's crazy. That's pretty accurate. This is never going to work. Just be cool and normal. Yeah, not weird at all.

16:17 Look at their disgusting popsicle bodies. They look like best friends just like us. Here, I will hold you up. Ooh, I will hold you up. My legs feel a little wobbly. I know. Don't worry. They're fine. You watch the video I sent you, right? Oh, what? I didn't know he was in this. No, no, he plays Jumba. Like even the as the voice actor. You didn't hear it? You know, I didn't even recognize it. No, I haven't seen him in something in so long. Aloha. How are you? I'm good, thank you. I need to check in. I don't want to say I would like my own room. And where are you visiting us from? Earth. We both grew up in Earth. Okay. Now, it'd be like this when you're trying to check guests in it. It it this this is Yep. this part for the course. I feel like there's like a level of

17:03 anxiety when you check into a hotel. Like sometimes like the people at the front desk just be acting like you stole something already. I feel like they're quizzing me. Yeah, they kind of are in a way. They're actually collecting your personal information cuz that all that gets filled out in the computer and then hackers steal it and then they sell it online. So, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Fair because nine times out of 10 these hotels are using programs that are still running off of MS DOS straight up MS DOS. Like you're using the F keys to navigate and [ __ ] Sneeze. Humans do this thing where they blast juice out of their nose. What is that thing? Yeah. Yeah, it is. Oh my god. Whoa. Bro, we should get one of those. Yeah, there's my man. Yo, he has a portal gun not to draw attention to ourselves. Hey man. Uhoh.

17:49 Nice snow coat. Stop that, bro. What is he is he wearing? Like fishing waiters? I think so. And a blouse. Yeah. More on that at 10. And hear from the wedding photographer. No. Like I recognize Jumba's voice. I I could not tell it was him, though. I'll pick you after I pow shopping. Okay. Anyone tries anything, hit him in the eyes with this. Damn. Hell yeah. Whoa. Okay. Also, that looked like Did that was that breath spray? Yeah. Yeah. It was still burned like a Oh, no. Yeah. You ever put roto drops in your eyes, dude? Roto. Yeah. It feels like a cat's pissing in there.

18:38 When he's a good boy. Oh my god. You just want to take all the good boys home. A you know you can't feed the dogs candy again, right? Fine. Other hand. How many? But it makes them happy. It makes them have diarrhea. Same. Who's just got cake? That's not cake. Oh, it's food. Oo. Oh my god. I think that would have killed him. I think that would have taken his head off. Useless enough for us. How disturbing. Oh, that's really

19:29 so squirly. Is there a Lilo and Stitch game? There's got to be probably a sandwich stacking game. Oh my god. What? He just Hey, Bailey. Did you ever play the sandwich stacker game? I did. They definitely didn't. Yeah. The moon in here is uh a PS1 game and a Game Boy Advance game, which is the same thing. Are you guys okay? Add to cart. Crazy to think though that the original movie is so old that it would be a PS1 game and not a PS2 game, right? Oh, yeah. That would probably be uh, you know, reason to panic. It's been a good one. This one must have been a good one.

20:15 No. Oh my goodness. A a He was like, "You know what? This ain't half bad." Oh, what is that? It's the first time he's probably ever been hugged. They'd be bad to come out of the trash. Sweetie, you know we do have Dude, he is strong. Dogs know can talk. Dogs can't talk. Lilo like I'll show you if you just let me talk. Bark bark. You sure you like this one? Oh my god. Oh, look at that genius. Gravy not do that? Yeah. Does Gravy Gravy lick his nose?

21:00 Wait, you can't see? Not very often. He doesn't. He He He That's your fault. He'll like lick his feet when he's wanting to relax, but other than that, he's not really He didn't lick too much. What were you thinking? Was it her idea? No, she just Did she put you up for this? Why on earth would you Yeah. Now you're struggling to pay bills and stuff? I'd be pissed. I'd be like, "Your idea, you take it home. Who visited at your house?" Yeah. I thought you might need some responsibility like me and Oh, yeah. Alvin. Dude, goats are cool. Goats have creepy eyes. They're cool. Black Phillip. Black Phillip. He is your kooliana. Okay. Your responsibility. You have to be a big girl about this. Got it. Dude, the cats used to eat my hair like

21:47 that. Mhm. I had uh one of my other dogs. They used to. No tracks, no trails, nothing since the incident. When things fall out of the sky, you're the adopted. I need to find out what kind of threat we're dealing with. Look, sir, you're scaring me. Yeah, like that'd be a little worrying. Okay, just stay put. I'll be back in a second. He said yes. That's the weirdest thing. [Music] They see me rolling. What is up with your bro? He flipped that thing sideways. Yo, he just hotwired a Hot Wheels, dude. Yo, he [Applause] Hell yeah. How long does this thing last anyway?

22:36 Later. He'll stop at nothing to get away from us soon. He's here. That is gorgeous though. Don't you love being on an island with no big city? Miles and miles of imagine it's like your entire purpose. It's just water. Is this going to be you guys if we go to the beach? Yes. Not getting in the water. I'll go in the water. Damn. Damn. That's just impressive, right? [Laughter]

23:23 Oh, so you're like trouble, huh? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. There's a bad sign. We can see you. You know you shouldn't be here, dude. He just ate He just ate the the cup. Yeah, man. Pineapple. Yeah, it was a But he also ate the skin. Yeah. Yeah, he's built different. Yeah. No, I know. Yeah, he's He can handle it. Okay. Yeah, exactly. He's special. All right, Chum. Oh my god. Control him. Did he just Oh [ __ ] No. [Laughter] his name. You can't scream.

24:08 No, my mom does this, dude. Don't kids do this all the time? No, my mom just be yelling when I'm driving. It's like, god damn. Dragging another man across the street. Hey, no mind. Good throw. Get over yourself. Just give me a second. Let me just drag this limp body across the road. Dude, a limp body is so heavy. Mhm. Don't ask how I know, but they are. Why do I have to be at your work? Yeah. She'd have pushed a kid off the stage even if the kid deserved it. Wow. Whose side are you on here? Loss. It doesn't seem like it. I'm a little disappointed that she didn't actually punch Myrtle in the

24:53 face, though. No, I really wanted the beat down. Like pushing off the stage in front of all the parents is also dialogical. But no, the beatdown didn't happen. Yeah. Yeah. Sad. How's it going? Damn. What's up, bro? You sure that's a dog? Yeah. Rough. Well, she said that she likes her butt and fancy hair. She told you that? Nope. But I read her text messages. Damn. Which means she still said it, bro. Yeah. Uhoh. That's not good. Yeah, it's really bad. Nice going, David.

25:39 Count off three stitch. He's like, that's a challenge. Oh no, it's on. Yo, dude, his claws are crazy, bro. So, you hungry, boy. Dude, his teeth. Oh god. Oh no. Oh no. It's like, what do you even do, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Oh [ __ ]

26:27 Not good. That's not what you're supposed to do. Aloha. How about How can you blame me? I'm over here. That happened over there. Yeah, right. Damn, dude. Damn, Jimmy. Why you got to fire her? She's trying to make do her best. Okay. Not wearing outfits. He's Bro, didn't we have like an awesome night, though? Bro, oh my god. Here you go, we got to go. Yo, my man's got the fashion. It has been 24 hours. Have you captured the creature? Start. Start traveling, please. His attention.

27:14 Oh, his attention. Engage. Oh, no. Uhoh. Oh, brilliant. Is it too late to vaporize the planet? Finger's always on the trigger, ma'am. No, no, I'm joking. Finger's always on the trigger. She's just down. Yeah, she's just ready to destroy Earth like that. Yeah, man. She's been waiting. Same, bro. Honestly, same. Same. Hey, you know, maybe Thanos was right. No, he would definitely right now. He's like, why? Rain is wet. Oh. Oh my god. Where did he go? Not go in my clean kitchen. He's exploring.

28:01 They like nailed his facial expressions. Oh my god. Damn. Lilo or Stitch said live laugh toaster bath. Oh no. Hana means family. family means nobody gets left behind or or forgotten. Oh god. N that little mother be going back. Why are you trying to go against what mama and papa said? Because we were left behind. Ooh, that's this is reality. Agent Foster, get me the social worker. Damn. I actually like how they did that. Well, it makes sense, right? Like why would he have been a social worker back in the first movie? So now they gave it a reason.

28:46 No big. We used to go to the beach all the time. Oh my gosh, that's so cute. That's so awesome. But then I just thought about them eating on the beach all the time. Dude, I thought my man was cracking a Modello. Damn. No, man. That lava lamp liquid hit different. the people at home who give you lots of hugs and kisses and they're there for you. He's like, "Yeah, you speaking a different language." Maybe my parents talk to your parents and they say to each other. Now follow what I do. I think she actually won a bunch of like hoola competitions. Oh, really? Yeah. Like the the act this actress right here. That's awesome.

29:31 Yeah. Can I kiss your nose? He said, "Oh man, this is kind of nice. You have to see this." Okay. Hell yeah. [Laughter] Did you even see? We're going to be late. Look. That's like a super power. The only superpower that I have is sometimes when I run too fast, I fart. I appreciate someone with your seniority coming to help us. Oh, no. We got to go. Hello. Hi. Oh. Oh,

30:16 you don't look like a social worker. You're not going to take I'm reading you like a book. Damn. You said I had until the end of the week, right? Gotcha. No, that's a good point. I'm like, "Yo, you gave me till Friday off." Mhm. Like, what the you mean it's elevated? How you going to give me time and then not give me time? Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. We have to catch them today. Wait, they're really riding scooters. Oh my god. I need you and him to be on your best behavior. What's wrong? Yeah, he sat. Okay, we got to get closer. Okay. kiss. Now it's your turn. He just He's like, I see. I must Oh god.

31:05 E. Good job. Can you tell me how you did it? I have no idea. I looked at the light. Lesson three. Here's your busted ass rod. Oh, hey. Rod's taking everything in him to not destroy it. How did it go? Ah, [Music] there you go. Do something you love. So, you could do that? Yeah, that's allowed. I can get paid to instruct people how to surf all these noobs. [Laughter]

31:54 That's something I don't think I could ever do. Really? I've never surf. I don't have the balance. I can't even wrap my head around how you don't slide off because it's wet. I'm sure it's like grippy like a skateboard. Yeah, but like No, it's just like it's just like There's a dog on that surfboard. I'm sure if I ever tried it, I would understand it. But look at his little life jacket. I love surfing and surfing documentaries. I'm like obsessed with surfing documentaries. I think I want to learn. I think I've surfed once once in my life. I've been boogie boarding a bunch. No. No. No. Waves big enough to surf. Oh, I will say I think we can confirm watching on Apple TV is definitely clearer than Amazon. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't lag nearly as as much.

32:42 He's got a little slow. Oh my god. He's ador dude. No, they did so well with the fur and stuff. Yo, my man is dressed like a Expedition 33 character. Oh no. Oh [ __ ] They took out his floaties. They're trying to steal him so quick. Oh. [Music] Oh [ __ ] Damn. He might be dead, dude. Dude, David got out there quick. Uhoh. Send an extraction team now. Delicious. Call an ambulance,

33:27 dude. Did you even Have you ever even swam in the ocean or a lake if you didn't drink a whole bunch of the water by accident? That's a good point. She asked if she could ride in the MRI machine. I told her I would check with you. If she can ride in the MRI machine, a few more seconds. Could have been much worse. It's a service animal. You can see the front and they'll run your insurance about that. How about I run out the back? It's not just the bills, Nani. It's time for you to think about what's best for Lilo. There's a way that the state will pay for all of this. Yeah, but it means that you have to officially relinquish guardianship of Lilo. We don't say goodbye. We say aho. Sharp teeth. He has claws. I designed

34:14 him to be dangerous. Dangerously cute. Do not answer that. Dude, I love that they still have them couple coded in this. I was worried they weren't going to do that. Do you realize what you have done? Nope. But don't worry. I'm sure I can figure out. You're a glitch, you buffoon. You're a glitch. Consider our deal terminated. What? Damn. You don't got to do that. Plegley is hereby deputized to detain you under Federation orders. He's like I get to arrest you. Oh, now like now? No, later. What do you think? Like I'm naked right now. After a debate, a Federation detail is on its way. He's like, "No, I've been wanting to get you in Hank House, fella." Works work. And we got to follow orders. And what?

34:59 Homie, you really thought it was going to go that way? Oh, you're learning. You're learning the language. I really thought we were getting closer. It's time to do this my way. Damn. What a heartbreaker. Mhm. He's just playing hard to get. No, for sure. Gosh, she's like so happy right now, too. You would tell me about all of your fun little adventures with Alvin and you're going back to camp. No. Yeah, we're going to have to make some changes. And bro, I could not imagine telling a kid this. Mhm. Actually telling your sister after your parents passed. Oh, no. I could tell my sister. I want to tell this is my sister now, but

35:49 someone who wasn't Satan. No, bro. That is gorgeous. I went camping. We had fun. Oh, they were really good parents. I like you as a mom, too. Oh, why? Come on, do it. Me. Okay. [Music] The frog of judgment. It really is. It has Ohana now. Frog Hana. Frog Hana, I want you to know I love you very much.

36:35 Oh, you went back to the cage. We'll say back to back. Two banger live actions. Yeah. Yep. I think this one's better. You think? I think so. I I I just love how we're getting to see more of her side of it. Yeah. More of Nani's side where Because it is such a serious like idiot, which is crazy. That's what everyone complained about really. People didn't like that. Yeah. Weird. They They didn't like some reality with their live action. Yeah. It's going to be okay. I promise. God, I want to hate that lady, but then also I don't want to hate that lady. No, bro. She's trying. Like, I can't imagine that job. No, cuz outside of like this where she, you know, Nani actually cares. She probably sees some heinous [ __ ] Oh, yeah. She's not here. I don't Maybe she's at

37:22 the neighbor's house. Not good. [Music] I love the way it showed the trees there. All the cuts, him just walking. Yeah. Well, no. It's like uh there's a thing called I think it's crown shyness where trees won't collide. They'll leave a little bit of space between each other. You're not bad. You just do bad things sometimes. He looks so soft, dude. He does. I was literally just thinking that. It's like he he's they did a good job. It's like he slept with a dryer sheet. It's like unleash them all. He's not an animal. She's my friend. Do you have anything else to say?

38:10 Oh, good job going for the gun first. Oh, one. Uh, [Music] yes. No way, dude. I would I would puke. Oh, I made him. I'm the genius. Some say he's still falling to this day. This is all my fault. Hell yeah, dude. I love her. No shot. Hell yeah. Why would I know where your sister is? I don't know. This is the only phone number I could find. Oh my god. He's back. She just called a pizza place.

38:55 Oh no. Oh, I didn't realize he's still strapped. It'd be like that sometimes. You know, I know you're in there. Damn. Holy [ __ ] Harry, did you just call me a hairy potato? Window. Window. Window. He's going to run away from all this, all these memories. No, we got to go. Damn, they really made him like a great a [ __ ] Uh-huh. Oh my god. Caring causes people to make very stupid decisions. Oh no, he going into mom and dad's room. Uhoh. May and pay. That's mama and papa's room.

39:43 Holy [ __ ] Nah, dude. Beat his ass. Oh [ __ ] Damn. His ass. Wow. Oh. Oh, he bit the back of his neck. Yes. Oh, why would you do that? Nah, dude. He's been great. Uh-huh. Playtime is over. [Music] Yeah, dude. He's like, "Let's go again." Oh my god. Genius. That That got the job done right there. Capri Sun.

40:29 Roaring Waters. That was awesome. Hell yeah. I'm here to drink Capri Sun and kick ass and I'm all out of Capri Sun. Look what's happened since you got here. Her family is falling apart. Well, you did that, [ __ ] was for your own protection. Holy [ __ ] But I'm going to do something even better and turn you into 62. Oh, dude. Oh, that was cool. You saw like a couple of the different experiments on the screen. Actually, she's on a ship headed away from

41:14 Oh my Oh my god. Cobra Bubbles, CIA. Hell yeah. Cobra bubbles. Wendel Gleley from the United Galactic Federation. I'm a fellow government worker. I'm a fellow government worker. You know, seeing you with that little girl made me realize Oh, the way he worded that, bro. She on the ship. We have each other. I'm your But you never hugged me. Was that her name? Lisa. Lisa. Limo. Lim. No. Limo. Oh, yeah. That was it. Lilo. Horrible name. Oh, bro. That is crazy looking. Sick. Aren't you supposed to protect us? I took an oath to protect the American people. I'm American. The lab results are in and we've never seen anything like this. She's my sister. He's the only one who can help. Come on, good guy. Cobra. Come on, Cobra

42:00 Bubbles. Also, I took off your bracelets. They were uncomfortable. They were uncomfortable. Yeah, it just comes down to having a vision. All right, give us ice cream guy again. The Grand Council Woman, for example. Oh, no. Other red button. Bro, why is that in there? Yeah. Why do you even have that in that in the capture pop? Do not touch another wire, please. Not so fast, pizza face. Is that the wrong one? Oh my god. No. Oh. Um. Yeah. A Oh my god, he also cute and fluffy. [Laughter]

42:48 Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? No, no, no, no, no. Oh, that's not good. Oh [ __ ] Uh-oh. Hell yeah. That can't feel good. No, definitely not. Ho, Harry Pot. Okay. And that's just me. Well, I'm sure he's fine. Uh, Jumbo might be dead. Nah, fine. I killed him just now. Nah. No, he's fine. I don't know. Pinkley needs him. They make a beautiful couple. They do. They do make an a great couple. You're driving like a grandpa. Driving like Shut up, grandma. Damn. Or Sully when you need him.

43:34 Safe together. Take my hand. Oh. Oh, that's Damn, [Music] bro. That's so far out. I'll never let go, Stitch. Oh, that's bad. That is not good at all. You got this. Little help now. Yeah. And they're saying the density. He's too heavy. Cue the sonic music. God, the water's just so clear, though. Yeah. You can watch him die.

44:20 Mhm. Damn. I'm stressed. Oh no. Why we got to be doing this music right now, dude? No. What? Damn. Oh my god. Get out of here. Oh. Oh, it's going me up like this. Screaming, dude. Run along the bottom ground floor. You'll eventually reach no water. [Music] Oh, damn. Bro's just accepting it too.

45:06 He said, "You little heavy some dude." At that point, I was like, "Just just toss him." He's probably like, "What the?" Now, remember how they trained with the rocks? Yo, yeah. Yeah. Which they actually do, by the way. Really? That's wild. Mhm. That's wild. Awesome. It's even crazier think like he was out on a surfboard knowing how dangerous this was. Mhm. Oh yeah. Come on, buddy. Yeah, we we need something more powerful. Like the car's battery. Like jumper cables. Oh my god. Is she going to go get the jumper cables in the in the truck? Bro, she totally is. You pre-watch. Just say it. Okay, you son of a set it up. Okay.

45:53 Okay. We tried that, bro. She's awesome. No, she's a G. Dude, everything this woman has ever been in, she's been amazing. Yo, those are the longest jumper tables I've ever seen. Like, oh [ __ ] we killed him. Rev it again. Don't touch him yet. You'll complete the circuit. Oh my god, dude. Wow, this movie crazy. We were supposed to grow up together. Oh, sorry. This little girl is incredible. No, she's a fantastic actor. Yep.

46:43 The dog talks. The dog talks, bro. The dog The bright pink sucks. Yeah, it's a family picture. He's like also ate like 10 pounds of fish down there. It never ends. Uhoh. Oh, brother. Yeah, that would be worrying. Now, part two. So, Jumba I don't think is with us any longer, dude. Right. Damn. Give my man some time. Get back. I don't even think he knows how to swim.

47:28 We are here to retrieve this dangerous experiment. Soldiers, take 626. I bet you're taking him from American soil. Let him stay. I'm afraid I can't allow that. Whoa, whoa, whoa. How this? Hey, Grandom. Can you talk? Oh. Oh, god. That would actually hurt a lot. My precious brain. That would have really hurt. My name Stitch will be. Can Stitch say goodbye? Last thing I heard this thing talk, it was right. She's like, "What the hell?" Just running slurs out of his mouth. Who are these people? Oh, dude. He's just adorable. I found it all on my own. Yeah. Yeah. So good. Yeah. So good.

48:14 I wonder if the person who played Stitch like reprised the role for this cuz it sounds exactly like him. The council would require supervision and who would possibly want to stay on this dilapidated mosquito farm. Your highness, you have my word. Um, kiss. All right. Happening right now. Little little RZ right there. All right. Hell yeah, dude. I cannot reverse the council. Experiment 626 has been sentenced to life in exile. Takes to exile him here. Y a sentence that will be henceforth served. There we go. Here on earth. It's what I'm talking about. Permission to hug the grand council woman. Still no.

49:05 Let's go home. About that. Yeah. You mean the sinkhole that has stairs? Yeah, right. Yeah, about that. Yeah, there were a lot of good memories in this house. This one's kind of bad. That's crazy. Thanks for the commentary, David. Read the room. He's just nervous. It's fine. But that's what we've been talking about. What if Lilo came to live with us? Oh, yes, dude. It is usually a much easier transition. I mean, bro, what? You couldn't get a They're neighbors, bro. Like

49:50 Mhm. She can grow up where she grew up. Yeah. You're so smart, Nie. I think you should join the Marines. Plus, that's what mama and papa would like, too. Damn. It's my kiana to take care of you. Nobody gets left behind. Make us proud. I love you. Me needs you. It's so damn beautiful. [Laughter] Oh, that's messed up. No, that was the one part so good. That was the one part about the movie that I had spoiled for me. Everybody was so mad about that. I think that's We'll talk. Hang on. Let's Let's Yeah.

50:36 No, I'm about I'm I'm I'm I'm about to ring some people, bro. No, I I I like the changes. I cannot believe I'm confused. What? What a good movie. Well, but yeah. Yeah. Thank god. Good for her. Is that your dorm bed? How come it has bars on it? In jail. You in jail. Hello. Does she have like the transport gun? Imagine. I guess it wouldn't work. Oh my god. She got the transport gun. Oh my god, she did. [Applause] That's so sick. Hey 007, go check on Lilo before you go. Oh my god, bro. Just chilling.

51:22 Another one of those tic tac dances. Tic tac dances. Golly, you're getting big. Golly, you're getting big, dude. sister. Yo, no, that's sick. Good night, sister. Give me scissors. No, that was awesome. Yeah. No. Uh, so the internet got mad. Very mad because she went to She went to college. She She left her behind. Yeah. That's what I heard was that she left her family behind. And this just goes to show that people have no media literacy or or it's just a bunch of dog whistles

52:08 to be mad. What? No, I guarantee you what actually happened is that somebody made a video or some [ __ ] talking about how she was left behind and then a bunch of people who didn't see the movie probably ran with it. Yeah. And was like, "This is why live actions are dog shit." But you know what? It doesn't matter because this made over a billion dollars and they're absolutely making a secret. Well, it's also like they were saying that what I heard cuz I didn't like Oh, that was Hannah Watt, dude. I didn't look deep into it, but they were like, yeah, like she gave her over to CPS or whatever and she got adopted to another family while Nani left to college and left her behind. And it was like, okay, well, you also didn't mention all the other. I'm kind of happy

52:54 because I was expecting her to leave secondary family that was their neighbor. Yeah, it was David and his mom or grandma, right? Like literal neighbors. Yeah, it's like the perfect family for her. Like I liked it back to back. This and and the How to Train Your Dragon. I like this infinitely more than the How to Train Your Like the How to Train Your Dragon remake was was like a six and a half, seven for me. This is like an eight or a nine. I'd say this is probably a nine for me. the How to Train Dragon. I'd probably put like an eight, eight, half, 8.5. It would The acting was cheesy sometimes, but it's also a kids movie, but it's also like, you know, since I'm not a kid, you know. Well, I mean, once again, you're you're you're you're making the same argument that you you were against. So, where it's like I give it a seven. You're like, no, it was good, though. It's like Yeah, that's why it's a seven. Well, no, I'm just saying like I I would just rate it a little higher. I guess

53:40 for me like the cheesy acting doesn't so cheesy acting with adults will she depending on the character cheesy acting when it's teenagers or kids don't bother me because kids are inherently cheesy and kind No that's why I was like it was the adult acting was cheesy in it for like a few moments where it kind of just like broke my immersion from from it and I was just like oh yeah I am watching a movie right now kind of thing. I was immersed I feel same quite aarily same but different same but different. Thanks for watching, Billy. Billy Joy. See you next time. Bye. Hey, Billy. You made it to the end of the video. That means you're a top tier Billy. You know what top tier Billies do? They join our Discord to talk with the Sort of Stupid crew and other Billies. That's right. I did refer to us in the third person. What are you going to do about it? discord.gg/sort.

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