**THE PRINCE OF EGYPT** First Time Reaction

0:00 Billy Billy. Billy, it's it's time. We're finally watching The Prince of Egypt. Could you be a prince of Egypt? Huh? Could you be a prince of Egypt? Probably not. I'm an Irish Italian dude. I want to be a prince of a Macedonian once ruled him. So, I don't know the rules. I think it's just whoever is the victor. Is that how it is? No. I mean, Alexander the Great became Pharaoh of Egypt. He's from Greece. Dang. He did pretty good. He was He was that great. He did pretty good. I this is one of those things where like I don't know if I've seen this or not. I've never seen I've never seen it. I I know that like the the the cover looks familiar, but that does that I could have just seen the cover as a child. You know, I've seen The Emperor's New Groove of the Oh, that's true. We have not this though. Most picture you're about to see is an adaptation of the Exodus story. While artistic and

0:46 historical license has been taken, we believe that the film is true to the essence, values, and integrity of a story that is cornerstone of faith for millions of people worldwide. Oh, never mind. The biblical story of Moses can be found in the book of Exodus. I was like, "Okay, all right. Getting weird now." Well, all my jokes are going to make people mad. Yeah, we'll be fine. Now, this is one that like we've had requested a lot, like especially recently. I don't know like if something's going on that caused an uptick of this or what? This is what your brain looks like on oxygen. Yeah, right. Yo, you're not powered up for this? Not enough. Yeah. So, pretty. Very pretty. When did this come out? I feel like I was younger when this came out. I'm pretty sure it's early 2000s.

1:32 98. 98. Wow. Yeah. I was I was going to say it sounds like they're making bricks. They are making bricks. [Applause] They're quite literally raising the roof. N this is like the best thing about uh religion is the music, dude. What it is? That's the best thing about it. Yeah. I mean, that's the only thing that hasn't actually hurt anybody as far as I know. True. I'm sure it'll be like somebody's like, "Skil it, man. Oh." Yo, now that's a brother right there. Oh, well. Wow. Never mind. There's so many people. I mean, I get it. Look at Look at that city. How do you build that without that many people? God, that's

2:17 insane. Now, like ancient Egypt is like so fascinating, dude. I pray we'll meet again. The music is incredible. Jeez. Wow. Oh [ __ ] God, the visual style, too. Like the red, the pinks. Dude, they got the same swords as the Doth Rocky. Yeah, they do. Oh my god. Uh, I love that you guys know that. Her four armor. N Dude, this art is It just looks like a painting. Look at Look at that. Looks like a painting, dude. Oh my god. This aged so well. This a Disney one. Yeah, DreamWorks. DreamWorks. DreamWorks. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy that DreamWorks either has like insanely

3:03 gorgeous movies now or just like they're like I'm not even trying. This was one of This was one of their more early things if I'm not mistaken. [Music] This such a touching moment with the mother. And speaking of mothers, code Billy on Gamer Subs, get your titty milk. Yeah. M delightful titty milk. [Music] God, this is beautiful. I can't get over it, bro. I can't imagine being a parent and having to send your child down the river in a in a wicker basket. I mean, that was Casey Anony's. What's horrifying is you think like, yo, at least this way they have a chance. Like, if I keep you, you're going to get

3:48 slaughtered. Like, that's horrifying, dude. Dude, this movie is gorgeous. God, we Dude, watch the 4K version. Great decision. That's right. Protect him. Even though hippos are really scary. Yeah, hippos are more dangerous than alligators and crocodiles. I think the hippos are trying to eat it. They are very scary. They're just fighting over who gets to eat it. Dude, those boats are That baby is Damn, bro. The whiplash. This Oh god, this is stressing me out. Wow, that child is still quiet. Give white people a helmet and they think it's a sport. [Music] [Laughter] I have a prayer for you. This would have been my sister. He would have turned the basket upside down as I

4:33 went down the water just to help out, you know. Yeah. Oh, is the prophecy foretold? Mommy. Oh, dude. We will show Pharaoh your new baby brother. Ramsy's. Huh? Motus. I know that guy. He's the one that brought two of every baby onto the ark. Wait, so he he traveled down the river in a wicker basket. Now he's bringing other people to travel down the river, too. Oh, he he You know what? Don't ruin We won't ruin the story. Spoilers, Eric. You know, Christians don't read the Bible. This probably new to them, bro. Like the the kid thing though, that

5:21 [ __ ] is so real. Like once you have the baby, the kid that like can walk and at least somewhat take care of themselves. It's like, "Hey, this one can't walk on his own." Like, I'm sorry. Oh, time skip. Uh, I would say so. How about now? Damn, you almost killed me. Oh, now I will say so far, if I have seen this, I definitely don't remember any of it. Ah, yeah. I've definitely never seen this. This is awesome. I've never seen The art style is so good. Oh, he baited him. This seems dangerous. Yeah, I I think it is. Yo, Moses is a [ __ ] G, dude. A lot of people thought so. Yeah, look at this man. Oh, holy crap.

6:07 What? Bro, they menaces. How are the horses like Nah, these horses are built different, dude. Yeah, dude. Uh-oh. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. What? Uh uhoh, dude. Oh, it's the sphinx. They're doing the sphinx, bro. Oh my god, dude. I don't know why I've always loved when like they've come up with different reasons for why the Sphinx's nose fell off. Holy [ __ ] Damn, dude. They had a sand dam. Oh [ __ ] Run, bro. Those poor slaves that had to work on that and overall and now we're going to have to rework. They have

6:54 to re redo it. Let's also look at all the sand. You know how many people that they both just killed? Yeah. All of them. Why do the gods torment me with such reckless Patrick Stewart? You're an excellent teacher. It's not your fault. Your sons learned nothing. Well, they learned blasphemy. True, bro. They remind me of the blue and pink dude from from Hercules. Oh, yeah. Pain and panic. One weak link can break the chain of a mighty dynasty. Damn. He pointed at Ramsay specifically, too. Wait, he's the heir, right? He's the older brother. Yeah, good point. I know he will live up to your expectations. Maybe. So, I shall see you both tonight. God, dude. Ah, God. It

7:39 looks so good. Tell me this, Moses. Tell me this. Why is it that every time you stop someone, I'm the one who ends up in Dude, he's scheming. Oh man. I think you owe us an apology. I figured father will kill me. Nobody will even notice us coming in. [Applause] Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Nobody will even notice. He's like, I'm going to kill you, Moses. You are now responsible for overseeing all the Sheesh. Someone thought he just

8:24 needed the opportunity. Oh [ __ ] Okay. Oh, bro. She's tied up. Yep. I won't be given to an arrogant, pampered palace brat. You will show the proper respect for a prince of Egypt. Bro, she going to bite your finger off. Go. As you wish. In the water, bro. Bro. Damn, bro. Damn. Right. [Music] That's awesome. Nice. Nice. had some nice elbow titties, bro. Even

9:10 in the prince of Egypt, she out here girl boss. Yeah. No, I just let her escape, dude. I'll be like, "Yeah, right. I didn't see nothing." This is now not my problem. There's a a man tied up in my room. Well, look into it right away, sir. Bro, she took that opportunity and got the hell out. Feel like, damn, I love that camel. Okay, so he's not heartless. I feel like him wandering around out and about is probably hella dangerous. I'm so sorry. I Oh, please forgive me. Oh, that's his sister, dude. Bro, it totally is. You think she knows? I think she does, but he definitely doesn't. Miriam, do you want us fogged? I knew you cared about him. Freedom? Why would I care about that? Holy [ __ ] You're our brother. Oh

9:55 my god. You You must know. Be careful, slave. She's She's exhausted from the day's work. Not that it was too much. We Jeff Goldlum, we beg your forgiveness. Let us go. Our mother set you a drift in a basket to save your life. Miam, this isn't working. God saved you to be our deliverer. I said enough. You will regret this night. I'd probably run. I'd get out of there before the guards show up. I feel for her, though. [Music] Dude, it just it looks so good. I've gotten chills like so many different times. Homie's world is shattering now. Yeah. Now I get it, though. Like, bro,

10:42 you'd be so freaked out. Like, even if the prince bumps into you. Yeah. Like, all he has to do is say that you touched him and then like cut your hand out. How dare you tackle me? All I ever wanted. Sweet. They probably shatter your reality though a little bit. Grow up a pampered rich guy and find out your family is a bunch of slaves. One solitary tear rolling down his face. Yeah, I'm like waiting for it. No. Yo. Oh, interesting. Yo, dude. This is sick. like Super Mario Odyssey when you like go 2D. Dude, this is wild. Oh, is he about to like see what happened?

11:30 Really? This is like Game of Thrones, huh? Oh, bet. Little bet. Crazy how this is all written on the wall. Mhm. And he never knew, dude. Oh my god. Yeah. going to be a bit of a reality check. [Music] Oh, no. No. Dude, that's crazy that they wanted to actually, you know. Yeah. Why would you want to even document that? Yeah. Probably wouldn't talk about that. They didn't just document it. They drew pictures. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Dude, that's not even pictures. They etched that [ __ ] into the stone. You're right. Then painted it.

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13:01 And if you want a more in-depth explanation, there's a video linked below in the description if you want to know more. Back to the video. The Hebrews grew too numerous. Oh, they might have risen against us. Damn. Sometimes for the greater good, sacrifices must be. So, you're telling me dad's just been hanging out in the this chamber the whole time, waiting to see if anyone came to find this painting? He just, you know, feels really really guilty about a genocide. That's what it is. Oh, my son. They were only slaves. Oh, everything I am is a lie. No, you are our son. Why did you choose me? We didn't, Moses. The gods did. I mean, true though, he could have died at any point during uh the alligator fight, the

13:46 hippo fight, the ships. He could have also just went out to sea, like, you know, and just drifted. You just spilled the job, dumbass. hate has turned our little misadventure into a great opportunity, bro. Like the horror in his eyes of him finally realizing like what everything is. Nah, he going in on that guy like Oh. Oh, bro. He Oh [ __ ] Oh, how did he got all the way up there that fast? Moses.

14:34 Oh, bro, you better go own up that you did that or they're going to blame them. Moses, what's going on? Moses, bro, you trying to get more slaves killed? They ain't going to do nothing to you. I'm not who you think I am. What are you talking about? Go ask the man I once called father. Holy [ __ ] Damn. Please. Goodbye, brother. Moses. Yo, this movie is pretty freaking good, dude. This is a pretty good movie. Oh, the little fade out of him in the bottom looks so good. Yeah, literally every scene he just looks like a painting. Wonder what the budget for this I'm going to venture to say I'm going say 40 million. The budget. Budget. I'm going to

15:21 go 75,000. 75,000. Yep. Are you 60 million? I went just just by a little bit. 75,000. Such an [ __ ] I thought you were gonna say 75 million. I was like, damn. He was trying to price his right meucker. Oh [ __ ] Uh-oh. Uh. Yep. RIP. I mean, I think you're dead already. Ow. Hey, you. Aren't these your camels? [Music] Oh no. No. No way. Dude, that ought to work.

16:07 Oh sh. We're trying to get the funny man out of the well. Trying to get the funny man out of the well. Oh. Well, that's one I've never heard before. Oh [ __ ] You [Applause] Oh, bro. She let the rope fall that time, too. Well, you know, if he dies in our well, we can't drink this water anymore, right? She'll never get married. Yeah. Holy [ __ ] You hear that, ladies? Please, sir, I wish you wouldn't. I've done nothing in my life worth honoring. She's like, "What the hell happened to you?" A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines. I was not expecting this dude to have pipes. This is awesome. Look at your life

16:53 through heaven's eyes. Damn. I'm going to predict by the end of this movie, he's going to be dancing. Dance with me. Damn. Damn. And that came true laugh. I thought I know something else. Wet. He's about to split if you know what I'm saying. You saying Moses be Moses be [ __ ] Moses be [ __ ] hot. How do you think that she had a baby? That's a good point. That's true. Got to bring two of each on each. Yeah. He said, he said, "I'm making all of them." He's going until he hit twins. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Damn. Damn. We were rapid fire. Told you he'd be Look at your life through

17:40 See, go back to making movies that don't need to be like two two and a half hours. I mean, bro, they they they're going rapid fire songs in there, bro. We went real fast. Use songs as a way to speed up a story, you know. Mhm. Cheap [ __ ] Thought it would smell so bad. I just realized he still has the ring on. Yo, is that little homie that got born? Oh, bro, that's going to that's going to come into play for sure. Nah, Mo Moses is a Spalong. He's He's a caver. Whoa. Oh, the burning. Usually you got to get antibiotics and a little bit of shampoo for that cosplay. Just saying. But what if that's just like for the unknown? I think it would still catch a stick on fire at that point, though. A good point. Good point. Yeah, when I found out about the Eternal

18:26 Flames, that [ __ ] blew my mind, sir. Oh, Jerry. Now, you ain't wrong. There's going to be totally a subsection of people that watch this video that hate us. He's me. It's fine. I'm the least favorite anyway. Yeah. Hates me. Called Billy. You know, called Billy. Billy hates me. Hit it straight. Bella, I am that I am. Okay, Decart. Thanks. I don't understand. Yeah, it's like stop speaking in riddles. You were born of my mother. You heaven. You are our brother. I thought he was about to just chalk it. So I have come down to deliver them out of slavery and bring them to a good land. A land flowing with milk and

19:11 honey. Hasper and teddy milk and anime sincard Billy sent off to check out some stuff. They'll never believe me. They won't even listen. I was their enemy. How How can I even speak to these people? Who made man's mouth? The mute, the seeing, or the blind? Did not I? Yo, I'm God's just talking [ __ ] Yeah. Well, why did you make the deaf and the blind then? That seems a little unfair. I was literally Thank you, Sean. I know I've been gone for a week, but man, just chill out. Hey, check it out. 50% of the [ __ ] I did wasn't good. You were That was That is a weird. Hey, look how look how I made it hard for these people to live. I'm going to

19:57 assume he was threatening them. Like, I'll make you deaf and blind, [ __ ] Do what I tell you to do. God ain't above threatening. He does. He does smite. Yeah, he has been known to smite. But he's all loving. And smite Egypt with all my wonders. Oops. Take the staff in your hand, Moses. Hold my staff. I shall be with you. God asked you to hold a staff. Would you do it? Um, no. No. Would it? This kid took a weekend off in his 30s and now we have to bend a knee to him for eternity. Pass. You're not going to You're not going to grab the staff. You're grabbing the staff. Are we talking like an actual like staff? No, I'm talking about as Oh, you're talking about like giving God a hand job. Yeah. You know what? Yes. You know what? Just so I can think so. Just

20:42 so I can brag to the boys. You know you know what I did? I gave God a hand job. I gave God a hand job the other day of talking point, dude. 100%. Yes, dude. Yes. I'll be like, you know what? Surprisingly average. Yeah, I am. And a little left to be desired, but you know, I I ain't here to judge God. He does what he wants. They do what they want. Also, if you're religious and are mad at us, this will probably not be the channel for you. No, it will not. Just just a heads up if you haven't figured it out by now. We don't care that you're religious. Nope. That doesn't mean I'm not going to crack jokes. Yeah. Yep. Cuz it's funny to us and that's what matters. God's staff. Yeah. He was like, "Dude, I jerked him real good." He was like, he's like, "Honey, hear me out." He said, "Come. There was a bush on fire inside of a cave. I know it's

21:29 crazy, bro. And it didn't burn me. It didn't burn me. And it talked to me. She said, "Oh, we're going to have to stone you now." Smoken in there. Yeah. It's an opium. It was the original opium den. That's what it was. It was a poppy plant that caught fire. I'm coming with you. Oh, hell yeah. Or like, god damn the the whip marks, bro. God, the shots continue to be gorgeous, though. They do a great job telling the story and kind of like moving things along at a very quick pace. Yeah. Yes. It's like, "Oh, man. I know that we starve you and don't give you water, but why are you working so slow, but think about why do you seem so tired? Think about their leg game, though, after that though, bro. Crazy." Oh, dude. They'd be able to dunk on a 15t goal. You crazy.

22:16 Mhm. What on earth are you dressed as? Oh, Rammeses. Like, he's touching the pharaoh. The punishment for such a crime. Deaf. We hesitate to say it. Be still. They are just little instigators, bro. Mhm. The Pharaoh speaks. Commands. Behold the power of God, bro. How crazy would it be if he did that and just nothing happened? Yeah, right, dude. Yo, or that happens. Holy [ __ ] Give this snake charmer our answer. I don't like the way he said that. Uh-oh. I mean, bro, he went from calling the prince of Egypt to calling him a snake charmer. Like,

23:08 he god damn, I didn't know there was this many. There's a lot. How the hell do you remember them all? Playing with the big boys now. I'm just imagining without any of the fancy magic. They're just just hand signs around him. You're playing with the big boys. Just realizing that this man has to be the ancestor of grew. I mean, y'all haven't turned a staff into a snake. I'm still kind of impressed by the snake staff. Okay. Okay, bro. He ate the [ __ ] out of both of them. So, I guess I never really questioned this, but like he seems this

23:53 is like true, but like some parts are fictitious. So, like I'm just trying to understand. He he seemed all right with the fact that they're just straight up using magic in the palace. Yeah. The uh the pharaoh did. Yeah. And power of the gods. But like they're straight up just using magic. Yeah. Okay. Right. And and he's okay with that. And was this acceptable back then, too? Like did they believe like they had like uh I'll blow your mind, Eric. Magic ain't real. Well, you say that, but like back then they did they did have people in places where they're like you could do magic, sir. It's kind of like disenchantment where it's like the one dude who's like, I'm trying to do magic with elf's blood. Yeah. No, I mean it's it's one of those like like traditions and stuff like that, right? Like in sacrifices and and all that. I mean that

24:39 would be well the sacrifices for like honoring the gods but like did they actually have people that that they they like same [ __ ] that they assign people like you are our resident magician to research this. So that means they did believe in that kind of stuff like we don't even know if like I I can't prove that sacrifices don't work though if I'm being honest. Yeah. True. That's true. You know they had you know you ever you ever tried to sacrifice someone? Yeah. You know how many good harvests I've ever had? None. Exactly. I've never sacrificed anybody. Good point. Okay. But no, some things are just cool with I mean like you know especially like polytheistic societies cuz even when he turned the snake into a staff it he just didn't give a [ __ ] Rams was like okay cool check out what my guys can do. Like it just felt like it was just normal slaves. My people and I can no longer hide in the desert while they suffer at your hands. O you have

25:27 returned only to free them. Oh, he took the ring off. Uh, I'm sorry, brother. The last time I saw somebody do that, it didn't go well. Oh, it's not going to go well here. I do not know this god. Rammeses, please. You must listen. I will not be the weak link. Damn. Tell your people their workload has been doubled. God damn, bro. Or is it thanks to you? That's a That's a bit of a dick move. Take the staff in your hand, Moses. And just stroke it gently back and forth. Electrify them. Stroke it. Live. Laugh. Just toaster bath. I'm so proud of you.

26:14 Oh, never mind. That's not me. Oh [ __ ] He ain't toaster bathing. That was wrong. Dude, the staff's on his period, bro. Blood. Dude, you're y'all are close. Um, homie fell. Yes, we are going to demonstrate the superior might of our gods. By the power of raw. There you go, Eric. You got your answer. They're just doing fancy magic tricks. Abandon this futile mission. Moses, I've indulged you long enough. This must now be finished. It is only beginning. Tells me he can't hear you from there. The priests did the same thing. Pharaoh still has the power over our lives.

26:59 Shut up, Aaron. God damn it, Aaron. But there is one thing he cannot take away from you. Your sweet style. Oh yeah, that too. Believe for we will see God's wonders. Frogs? Yeah, dude. Don't know about the plagues. Know about plagues. I didn't know frogs was one of them. Yeah. Oh, damn. Oh, dude. No. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] I love how Moses is over here doing like a oneman revolution. Yeah. He literally just found this badass magic staff that has like I can cast meteor. That's awesome.

27:47 Bro, this song is crazy. No, the songs go hard, bro. downow, dude. Bro, I would have caved after the bugs like that. That's it. It's just crazy how disrespectful this is to like other cultures that aren't Christianity. Oh, I know. Yes. Obvious like why do you hate me your people? My god. Like owning slaves is awful, of course, but it's like people that believe in different gods, terrible. Damn. O Jesus. Wow. I mean, technically, yes.

28:32 O, my thing is like, you can do all of this, but you can't just free them. How's that make any goddamn sense? It's about lessons and stuff, man. Like, don't don't I'm just saying it's God's will. It's not like the cicas just came up because it was it was that year for them to wake up. God's will. How do you explain the flying meteors, Eric? The flying what? Meteors. Yeah, the flaming flying meteors. Uh asteroid shower. Oh, okay. The day after the bugs. Well, the bug Yeah, that was the cicatas. Okay. And the bugs came. But before that was the frogs, which was it was it was frog breeding season. Frog season. Frog season. Got it. Makes sense. God's will. God's will. You put the hippo on the crocodile and the crocodile on the falcon and the priest thought it was a horrible omen and fasted for two months.

29:19 Why can't things be the way they were? The shadows. It's so dark. I'm frightened, bro. Being right next to the crocodile carving too. That man who did all this? Yes. Why? Turn around. Because no kingdom should be made on the backs of slaves. Preach, dude. Preach. If only you would let the Hebrews go. I will not be dictated to. I am Pharaoh. The Pharaoh like allowed to not be a dick. No. Let go of your contempt for life before it destroys everything you hold dear. You Hebrews have been nothing but trouble. My father had the right idea about There shall be a great cry in all of Egypt, such as never has been or ever will be again. Wow.

30:09 Waiting for the kid to see it. Turn around. Rammeses, you bring this upon yourself. Damn. Okay. Well, okay. Well, we had flying meteors, cicas, bugs, frogs. What the hell's next? Saying, "Take a lamb." Sacrifices. Yeah. I shall pass through the land of Egypt and smite all the firstborn. Damn, guy's kind of a dick. Sweet. No, dude. He's all loving. When I see the blood upon your door, I will pass over you. Passover. Passover. And the plague shall not enter.

30:54 Also, make sure you shut your windows. That's going to totally keep it out. I love that like salt demon idea of just like there's this crazy force and just this simple thing stops it. Uhhuh. Dude. Dude, the sky is coming, dude. It really is. Dude, Dude, God is about to slaughter all these kids with his J. Yeah, it's God jizz. He's like, I'm taking I'm taking you back. Gizzyianity. Imagine if you're one of the people that like, [ __ ] I couldn't get lambs blood. I tried to use a sheep. Oh [ __ ] Damn, dude. It's just straight killing everyone. Boy, get your ass inside. I don't think it matters, bro. I see no I don't see no blood. Yep. Yep.

31:39 Yeah. I was waiting for that. Damn, that's some God's pulling some Assassin Creed [ __ ] Yeah. Also, he's going to kill Moses's nephew, which is kind of legit what he did, bro. He just pulled an Uno reverse card. Like Ramsay was like, "I'm going to kill all your firstborns." He's like, "No, you ain't." Yeah. Wow. Yep. And like every person busted a nut eventually just goes right back inside of you. Just reel it back in back to to Ryan's belt, bro. He walked right back into his house. He's like, "You going to listen now, bitch?" She said, "Hey, man. How's your day going?" I I think that's Leave me. Yeah. I mean, you killed his kid. I don't really think there you're going to mend that relationship there, buddy. See, this wouldn't happen. I would have ended at the bugs. I' would have been like, "You know

32:26 what? Maybe this Moses guy, he kind of spit." Yeah, maybe he kind of spit. I'll be like, "Bugs, dude. Bugs? What the [ __ ] wrong with you, Moses?" Yeah. Damn. Moses weird. It's like I feel bad, but it's also like it's kind of your fault, bro. Oh, no. Yeah. I mean, hey, maybe don't have slaves. Yeah. I'm just saying. Or threaten to slaughter all their firstborn children. Or Yeah. Or that. Yeah. Maybe don't have slaves and then threaten to kill them when the guy's like, "Hey, maybe you ought to free these slaves, dude." Yeah, dude. You just killed a bunch of kids. Yeah. [ __ ] like, "Why couldn't you have just done it, God? Why you got to put the burden on him?" Yeah. I mean, to be fair, we're still doing it today. It's just kids that don't get vaccines. Little brother, I'm so proud of you for killing all them kids. You showed them. I'd be like, "All right, let's go before he changes his mind." Yeah.

33:13 Damn, that [ __ ] is destroyed. Mhm. You know, I'm surprised they hadn't made yet Bible the anime. That'd be kind of crazy. Yeah, dude. Yeah, that would be so wild, bro. Oh my god. You totally could, dude. Oh my god. Ramsy's Ohio. Yet now I'm standing here. I'll be like, "Uh, [ __ ] I'm singing. This is my song." Yeah. Get out of here. The real question is, where's everyone going to the desert? I guess they don't know. You don't actually know the story of Moses. No, I mean, I ain't judging. I'm just

33:58 asking. I I I know I know a couple things. Okay. But like I don't know all of the There's just like bits and pieces, right? Like you know there's eggs. No, I'm just asking. Yeah, I'm not sitting here like I didn't I didn't know he found an eternal flame in a cave. The burning bush. Yeah, I I know about the burning bush. Um I was kicked out of church before I was allowed to know that, I guess. But like all I go from burning bush to uh I don't want to say it cuz he I don't know if it's going to happen. No, this but this seems like the most important thing he did. This seems like the nicer version of what I dude. This is the nicer version. You heard of Sodom and Gomorrah? Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to know that story now. Like most religious text is usually like hella violent and gruesome. Like all of it. Yeah. I mean, like, dude, Norse mythology, Greek, all

34:44 of that [ __ ] It doesn't matter where you go, it's always pretty brutal. Oh, I mean, it's morality through fear of [Music] Yeah. I'm starting to think what I It's not going to happen. It'll happen. Has so many people. Yeah, dude. Holy [ __ ] Also looks so good. This is aged really well, dude. I would have assumed this was Disney if we didn't know it was Pixar. Yeah. No. Or not Pixar. Uh Dreamworks. DreamWorks. Cuz like this looks like an old 2D animated Disney. Like they they did a really good job of it. I feel like it's as fluid as a Disney movie is. Yeah, I could see that. But it it still looks phenomenal every time. No, it's gorgeous. I was assuming this is what you're talking about. Yes. Okay. That's that's

35:30 where I jump. Like in my mind I was like this that. Okay, cool. Yeah. the plagues in this. Mhm. Yep. Of course. Yeah. He said, "Bitch, I lied." Uhoh. He's so petty. My thing is like, "Y'all didn't bring weapons or nothing." Like, they were slaves, bro. What do they own? Grab the [ __ ] I don't know. Grab the [ __ ] off the ground, bro. The guards, Dude, the guards were like throwing their spears on the ground, walking away. Like, oh [ __ ] He said you didn't grab a weapon on your way out. Yeah. He was like, "Slaves are poor." Yo. Yeah, dude. Nah, see this is when it's like go back. You know what I mean? Like, bro, you tried. You just got smited from the sky. Yeah. No, I see.

36:15 I'd call it a day. He'd be like, he's like, don't do it. Yo, if I saw a fire tornado cut off my path from the people I was supposed to go after, I'd be like, you know what? I think Ra wants me to uh go back to the castle. Yeah, I'm not going to, you know, I'm done today. Have a nice day. I apologize, bro. Uh my bad. I I Sorry, Emperor. I clock not aware of your game. Clock in. I'm clocking out, buddy. Moses, stroke it one more time. With this staff, you shall do my wonders. Damn. That looks so good. What's funny is the staff wasn't even needed. God brought the fire tornado on his own. Moses didn't do [ __ ] in that instance. Moses is a symbol. That's crazy. Damn, bro. Damn. That damn motor

37:02 floating in the sea making me feel some kind of way. [ __ ] What's up in out in damn that sussy though? Oh, you know that ocean's wet, bro. Dude, you know what would suck is having to walk there cuz you know the coral and [ __ ] still doesn't go away. It wouldn't just be a sand all the way. No, it would not. Yo, look at a Aon being the first. Wow. Like come on people. I mean technically alphabetically he probably would be the first. A a a runon. He does. He does. He's an alphabetical, y'all. They be like, "Yo, hurry up, bro." The fire tornado in the background. God, how far do they got to walk? Um the sea, man. I know, but Jesus, it's not the Red River. That's awesome. That's so cool.

37:47 If it just fell out. Imagine if it like fell out of the water and killed thousands so bad. Uh, I don't think we were made to watch religious movies. I was wondering that. I was like, people want us to watch it. I don't know why. No, I will say it's been a good movie. I No, I've loved the movie so far. It's been great. Like just, you know, the whole religious aspects of it. I don't care about like if you like it, that's awesome for you. I I I I don't knock your religion. Cool story. Yeah. The fire was from the burning bush hall. They said enter the sussy, bro. After the fire thing, like there's no way. There's no way I'm going to No, he's not. Like, there's no shot. Why? Why would you do that? Because he honors the false gods. Rough. That's true. He's just a [ __ ] idiot. Honors the false

38:32 gods. How funny would it be if he got trampled by his own people? Tell them. Yeah. Yeah. My thing is I'm at the back. You ain't even going to know I didn't go in there. Yeah, right. You want to go back? We'll grab some food. Nobody's at the castle right now. Oh, [ __ ] And God says, "Get nerd." Holy crap. Ramsey's was hurting for a squirting, dude. Dude, it just threw Ramsy's all the way back up on the shore. Oh, going back there. Yeah, I think I think they might be dead, dude. Dude, his kill streak has to be insane at this point. Damn. I didn't even think about like probably like tens of thousands.

39:18 Yeah. like in he got all the firstborns on the first night. Yeah, that's got to be a lot. He got the burning bush staff buff. Yeah. Yeah. Just saying. Give us a modern day Moses. Let Let me Let me see what you could do. Split the sea for me, daddy. We got cameras now. For me, modern day Moses wouldn't work cuz GPS exists. That's true. Good point. Cuz I don't know if they're going to show it in the movie. Um y do y'all know how long he was in the desert leading them to the promised land? No. No. Okay. It was from what I remember it was like a long time though, wasn't it? Like Yeah. 40 years. 40 years. Yeah. Damn. They stranded his ass. Oh, that is awesome.

40:06 What's your name? Yo, that meme though, dude. Oh my god. What? What's your name? Tony. Toby. You tell me. Moses, bro, their feet would be so up. Look at your Have them got the Nile, right? That he split. Red Sea. Was that what it was? Red Sea. Oh, great. Now you got me up. I thought it was the Nile. Maybe I'm Yeah, I'm was in Egypt or something, but like Well, because I remember like I remember them being chased and like like he the dude went back on the deal and then

40:51 that's when he the waters of the Red Sea. Oh, it's the Red Sea. Okay. H Damn, I'm good at the Red Sea. I'm good at Bible stuff. God damn. Real good at the Bible stuff now. Oh, he got the books for the book learning now, man. He said, "Hey, we got rules. We got rules now." He said, "Don't be looking at other bitch's [ __ ] Don't steal other [ __ ] stuff. Don't kill other [ __ ] And don't idolize other [ __ ] besides that [ __ ] right there. We got one main [ __ ] One main [ __ ] And you only [ __ ] No other [ __ ] No. Except for that one. Yep. Only one allowed. Only one. Noing. No stealing. No killing. [Music] He said, "Y'all feel like walking for 40 years? Let's do it." He said, "We about

41:38 to go on the world's longest hike." Bro, it was 40 years that he did that. That's crazy. No, the movie was good. No, that was great. That was a lot of fun. Gorgeous. Absolut like beautiful movie. Like beautiful movie, dude. Moses the baby killer. That's the title, dude. That's the title, dude. Say lullabi to your children. God damn. Billy, see you next time. Made the joy. What the Hey, Billy, you made it to the end of the video. You know what that means? That means you're a top tier Billy. You know what top tier Billies do? They read our web comic, Billy the World. Links in the description box below. Go check it out. Meet all our crazy characters. It's a wild ride. I think you're going to enjoy it. We got some crazy reveals coming up. It's going to be a doozy. Oh yeah, and YouTube thinks you'll like the video that's on screen. So if you're not joining the

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