We Binged Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Cell Saga

0:00 we binged every episode of the cell Saga from Dragon Ball Zia bridge and it might be better than the original if you like videos like this be sure to get this video to 5,000 likes and subscribe down below so you don't miss our future uploads damn it what the hell is going on here but don't pay attention every time we start a new video Let's answer your question with another question yeah I'll tell you when and what that want to see me drink this guy baby that aw oh

0:46 [Music] [Laughter] God yo yo that man's got a band on his you can't PUK you're in my oh good lord it's everywhere so Piccolo what brings you to my neighborhood I sense a disturbance well I am pretty disturbing remember that time I drank that guy that was fuing weird so I take it you're the one who exterminated this entire city then oh no no that was another guy his name was [ __ ] Sherlock first name no why just why three reasons first I was asleep for like four years and I am understandably hungry two there's nothing more satisfying than the rush I get from

1:33 watching a person disappear and three and I need you to pay attention on this [Applause] one huh why does it feel like my dad is fighting Mr Piccolo and Veta is fighting Mr Piccolo and Mr Piccolo is fighting Mr Piccolo that's weird it even feels like I'm out there it feels like everyone we know is fighting Mr Piccolo except for Yamcha well duh that's because I'm right here oh what that's such a mean joke and three that is how I power the beautiful Temple that is my body you you're a monster oh I'm a monster

2:18 haven't heard that one scream to me today of all people oh that is just embarrassing it's not even the right hole as much as it disgusts me to admit you and I at least have one thing in common more than you know but continue we both get a significant power up when we absorb someone ominous I can't believe you screwed up the van honestly I don't know what you were expecting I didn't even get my license before Dr jro went all Blade Runner on us excuses hey 16 how's that [ __ ] coming along I don't believe the car identifies as either male or female so what do you think that explosion was

3:04 n who cares it's probably just Vegeta throwing a hissy fit or something wait did you mean the transmission because it's fixed oh so he fused with Kami so that's a thing did you just spin kick him I know right I've always wanted to do that please don't do it again my it again my rule H yeah a faster than me that can SL pain in the ass but my ass [Music] B want to see something cool what is he doing that looks like your Technique well it's not he's doing

3:51 the finger thing so Goku does that when he tell oh crap so that's how you pronounce it oh what he's going to kick me again isn't he all right I'm going to need you to do me a solid and not kick me anymore start by telling me how you know my technique and maybe I'll consider it well what can I say imitation is the greatest form of flattery speaking of which no that's impossible the only one who knows that technique is Goku and Gohan and master roshi and Krillin and

4:38 ycho and me that one time I tried it just to see if I could just to see damn it a duplicate time machine moner the and now an entire city got missing we still don't know where the Androids are I know right total Fuster cluck ah when did you I didn't even feel you I affect Ally refer to it as stealth mode so what are we looking at I have no idea it could be a giant cicada monster for all we know hopefully Piccolo will be able to hold his own until so was that Piccolo or Piccolo Piccolo this thing's just full of surprises goodbye wait he's behind you howy need

5:26 that oh oh it must be your first time because you are tight and unfortunately for you it's also your last he's drinking your arm I know will them do something I am I beat mouth my oh God you're even starting to look like Ci y wow sure you don't want to the you out cuz that's just distracting listen I've obviously lost this fight without my arm I'm finished wait can't you regrow your shut up nail he's doing a thing ah submission a second favorite to futile resistance but before you

6:13 finish me off how about you tell me everything about you oh well unless you don't have anything important to say no no it's just you're the first person to ask me who or what normally they just ask why well to start us off then I'm sure by now you're more than familiar with my father Dr jerro oh God damn it but wait there's more I am purely biomechanical unlike my brother and sister cyborgs 17 and 18 we call them Androids well good for you you're wrong as I was saying our father cre with the purpose of becoming perfect infused with the genetic makeup

6:59 of the Galaxy's strongest Warriors collected over several decades so that's how you know our techniques oh but I know much more than that I know that in this timeline there lies the secret to my true perfect form a secret I had all but conceited lost to me this timeline so you're from the future but how oh I found a way all you need to know is that I here now and I will stop at nothing to achieve my perfection well then I guess I know your story you're welcome but I don't know your name oh truth is I don't really have one but all things considered I think I'll go with

7:49 cell that's kind of boring coming from the guy named after a woodwi instrument you know what doesn't matter anyway I'mma drink you now wait before that as a to say want to see something cool I'm start saying now I know you're playing me and I do oh that is Hardcore also not good for me also not good for me also not good for me what the hell is that and why is it giving me the most ominous sense of deja V sorry kid not telling the story again but I will leave you all in enlightened St [Music]

8:34 FL yo my man flashbanged him thing I [ __ ] [Laughter] know there you go you Mell yeah dude he's awesome actually okay what the hell am I sensing is that thean is that me is that me stronger than me oh he kill me poor Vegeta he is just a very confused just a very confused person so South city is to the north north city is to the West and East City also to the north it's just the beginning like when I switch videos just like let me skip past that beginning part at least for a little

9:22 bit sir I need to ask you to move off the road we have a very important game today against the West City Southerners and we're already running W City Southerners East city has a panda sanctuary that's cute I am now going to start applying the horn I am now going to use it again yeah like go around I'll continue to use the horn until you politely move [Music] [Applause] beep beep beep [Applause]

10:10 beep I'm do it now I just need to find my brother and sister before hey you giant green pylon you ain't no Cara get off the road else me and the boys are going to have to make your face look like your ass and your ass look like your face why is his head senstive hey you I want to make a joke about your team what's its name the East City Westman what oh I am too hungry for this [Applause] [ __ ] minutes the qu guy what they I believe they played football yeah or rugby damn it for those who don't know boom has not seen Dragon Ball Z

10:57 before this is his first experience with it that's why skipping shut up and leave me alone in the comments you know what all pulling damn it damn it damn it oh yeah see and now we have this you nean too strong explain now he fused with Kami so we could become stronger the [ __ ] the Kami basically God but I'm still here do you really believe your own hype that much I am the hype yes oh my God is that what I me from just followed Vegeta screaming what I missus with Kami oh that finally came full circle more importantly there's a new threat another Android created by Dr

11:42 D do I hear five everyone you have to come quickly aw but we're about to drink a liab bean and lenal smelly yeah they taste like vit but they keep me regular I'm like a Sofer of ice cream in the morning no time for those stairs I'm coming I'm coming bro I came look at Goku what a miracle we have witnessed allow me to go call the local news I've had to deal with him screaming bloody murder for the last 3 hours I'll take what I can get I wonder what he's dreaming about yay I'm oh my God are you ready for an adventure sword guy Piccolo uh

12:27 actually I think you need W up the Android look it's ninja Goku hey pirate Goku let's go on an adventure yeah this is amazing yeah that's basically it in a nutshell main character so if Cell manages to find whatever he's missing he'll become even stronger I guess he was pretty vague about it no matter what though if he and the Androids join forces none of us will stand a chance says you and here we go I don't care how many people you fuse with you'll never be as strong as a Super Saiyan not really much of a milestone anymore as for me I will find a level Beyond a Super Saiyan so what like a mega Saiyan

13:15 Ultra Saiyan you're mocking me maximum over Saiyan off [Music] triclops why do you antagonize him like that you know he can kill you right at this point it's a game if he gives in I win and he knows that crazy thought if that sells from another timeline then there's got to be one in this timeline too pretty sure that emotional episode you had earlier leveled jro's lab well he was a mad scientist shot in the dark maybe he's got a basement a crap baskets oh you say that too all right then drunks you go back to jro's lab I'm going after cell I'm going with trunks to go after cell and I'm going with Piccolo to go after

14:01 cell bre so now that I have the chance to say this um sorry my dad killed chiau that happened and you made it awkward I didn't even know that happened same hey there Cherry what's your name my name is Nikki Town who are you Nam cell and you are looking fine well thank you Mr s but you're just saying that oh I don't say that to every town I come across Mr please AB me oh don't worry I'll get around to it what I need to do right now Mr sh okay I'm in the middle of something right now no right now Mr s

14:47 right now [ __ ] I do what I wanto he's lost oh my God was it always this cold we were here at nude it was not this cold well if you need to warm up start looking you know I sometimes complain about our lifestyle but honestly shoing lasers is Fun making laser noises on the top of my head why is that weird yeah like what do you mean there it is can't climb down that it's broken just come on [Music] we I need to ask you a favor what's that

15:32 if we find any more Androids down here please don't tell my father I swear on my life unless he threats my life Wow danger Will Robinson who's Will Robinson the future is no fun it's really not huh hey so if I were a Gambling Man huh oh my God it's a adorable oh time to waste it no wait a these These are the schematics for the Androids we could use these to find a way to turn them off don't ask how to turn them on don't ask how to turn her on don't ask how to turn android 18 on how do you turn Android 17 on [ __ ] also it list their real names RIS and lazuli

16:20 and apparently Android 16 was modeled out to Dr son are you making that up it sounds like you're making that up no it's all here really well okay grab those and let's kill cell hold on I I've been thinking technically it's never done anything wrong so doesn't it have the right to life this isn't about a right to life it's about making a choice a choice we both need to make a choice between a terrible mistake that can ruin lives and get I'm dropping the pretet as we're a boarding cell I knew it was going there down on our heads sorry just a little caught up and gloating I [Music]

17:05 Killa B damn Krillin probably should have backed up first that was fun we should hang out more nothing but clothes with stab marks cells calling card ah damn it he killed my Star Battle back my entire fantasy team just went straight to hell are you serious what I have hobbies no you don't hey there nikk town this is your local station 98.5 fantasy

17:51 the what's the weather looking like out there wombat wombat weather forecast it's raining we're in the middle of an impossible heat wave a bomy 104° so make sure you stay hydrated real hydrated and in local sports news many of our listeners are still waiting at the stadium for the East City westmen who are be coming increasingly late to the game probably H some traffic on the turnike or maybe they're just scared oh looks like we got our first calling of the segment hello there caller what can TJ and the wbat do for you hello there I okay hold on hold

18:36 on ah there okay could you play video kill the Radio Star wow uh we usually only do the top 20 but today we'll make an exception for you killer oh shocks thanks fellas I'll be right in what did he say oh God God what is that thing no no away get away from w i love you I love you so much I love it in the background oh God this has turned into like a horror

19:21 movie now I like that they're doing that like they're treating cell like he's this like just lost his mind and like a psycho murderer I love it hey welcome back to 98.5 The Cell we have another caller making a request please don't kill me sorry that's not in the lineup speaking of the lineup in the next half hour we've got Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran killing me softly with his song by Lauren Hill followed by all by myself now don't touch that dial so you're saying he had a s lab of course he had a subab we all have subl laabs where do you think I keep your mother's clones mom's what don't go in the basement cloes oh look there's bombs

20:07 in the androids I could probably make a you have any idea how we have to blow them up why do you care they're mostly just Machinery at this point oops except for the lady baby Maker's still intact guess she's still useful for something Dam so you're saying she's still has a vagina yes just went from a 9 to a 10 uh anyway where's everyone else right now well Piccolo and the others are searching for cell how are all these rides still running why are the clothes still on them this is supposed to be a place of fun so hopefully that's going well and Trunks went off to find Vegeta Notice Me best of luck there and any update on Goku oh he's just resting the kame house

20:54 probably still asleep H the Andrews are here bring it on you robotic s of huh oh no they've already got him he just like run away again did I miss something well I the Goku is away Moses has brought the Jews by the way my pantry is not full [Music] enough you just splitting the seed by just standing there did she just hop the window on a second story house okay never was a martial artist man the up oh n oh I wasn't sure you're always talking

21:42 about obies wonder when she'll come back death oh God oh my God [Music] [Laughter] [Music] damn R why you skipping all this all the time I me unfortunately I'm going to have to skip it until pretty much the end okay unless you want to be spoiled sir handled on the freeway oh come on 18 where's your sense of adventure about 15 M back with the shocks I personally enjoy this alternate route it is Danse with foliage and Wild Life and uh not no more Ain

22:29 damn bro spending time but clearly you disagree won't lie sis kind of a dick move oh come on we'll take him to a zoo after this how's that you want to hit up the zoo 16 I want to see the [Laughter] [Applause] parrots Goku you have missed a hell of a day oh I know everything I learned it in my pirate dream what I was having a ninja dream too but it ended all right now listen I know you just woke up so yeah I was out of permission for a while I really ought to get back to training out of find cell what if if you're worried about

23:15 Gohan I'll bring him along with me fine huh go ahead go train take Gohan fight your evil Android bug monster but I want you to promise me one thing okay what's that I want another baby H H okay [Laughter] bye was to know okaybye thanks for swinging by to pick me up what were you doing at Bulma house anyway oh just dropping off the blue Gina I mean fad Prince I mean thanks for swinging by to pick me up this is bad we can't keep running after cell every time

24:01 he slips away we lose another city don't be so melodramatic worst case scenario we wish people back with the Dragon Balls uh oh God what so remember how Kami and I fused no and remember how we used to have dragon balls holy [ __ ] wait I'm still confused the Dragon Balls don't exist anymore Krillin oh okay dude don't worry I still have the bunker we have Goku I'm taking Gohan bye what good news we have Goku bitching let's go hang at KEH house oh good we'll have to see if he's carrying carrying what I'm asking if he's got any grass on that island well yeah but it's mostly

24:48 covered by that house he's asking if he has any pot I don't know probably I mean he knows the mafuba oh my God what what huh what just happened Goku and Gohan I'll fill you in later Gohan hey trunks how's the training coming I don't know let's see hey Dad do you want to train with me go about that well on two words huh I'll go talk to him hey Jets I heard you lost your fight pretty bad but you know what they say Vegeta when you fall off that horse you get right back up and you eat that horse that horse with me Vegeta what the

25:35 hell are you on about oh I just found a place where we can do a whole Year's worth of training in a day I'm listening it's up on comm's Lookout although now I guess it's just the lookout either way they call it the hyperbolic Time Chamber what the [ __ ] is that so 18 what's it look like in there it looks like Goku's wife is a Chinese princess seriously I'm glad she's my size but who wears this junk I mean is Goku there oh no place is empty devoid of both people and taste huh didn't figure Goku for a runner well if I were a guessing girl I'd say they're at kame house but that's like the second place we'd look confirmed that is the second

26:21 place we shall look H but it's on an island so we can't take a van oh thank God so we'll find a boat no pardon we have done it your way now we do it my way the bird way we I want to see the parrots finally speaking my language I mean kind of the bird way here it is maggots the hyperbolic Time Chamber wait I thought it was called the room of spirit and time I said that cuz you kept mispronouncing it no I can do it hyp Eola mind chamber no hyperglycemic crime chamber you get one more Hy bonic rhy chamber

27:08 H inside time moves at 365.24 times that of this dimension in Goku terms one day out here one year in there and only two of you maggots can enter at a time wait how long have you known about this since I was a kid then why didn't Krillin and the others use it to train against the saans why didn't we use it to train against the Androids other training besides they most likely would not have survived I threw Goku in there once when he was a kid I almost died and the boy and I will go first and save you two the trouble move it boy help me have fun trunks you too best buddy a year of bonding time you know you know I'm glad they kept the him

27:54 calling him best buddy from the movie h oh or not sad I don't know the death tole keeps Rising as the unknown creature continues its terrifying Siege across our nation I get it he's absorbing people I'm trying to stop it maybe you should get some sleep like everyone else I'll sleep when I'm dead I can help with that wake up oh man I had the craziest dream cell was there well the Androids are here yo we're here for go we back son of a [ __ ] Son Goku is not here son of a [ __ ] you heard him Goku's not here oh I

28:42 heard him we're just not very happy about it right 16 Son Goku he's not here exactly and we came all the way out here to kill somebody so you've got one of two choices you can either tell us where Goku is is or well or what or we kill you oh my god hey 18 you you come around here often nope excuse me Android if you're going to fight could you please move it off the island it's quite literally the only thing I own that's fine but when I win I'm blowing it up for funsies H all right then follow me there's a series of uninhabited islands over there how do you know that you three stay here I'll

29:29 handle this okay I'll space book you later so if he fails we're all going to die right basically and we have no Dragon Balls hope training's going well yeah they're in some trouble no Dragon Balls this place Stakes are real nothing but a white void I can't see where it ends or even where it begins what it's it's overwhelming I need time time to adjust time to pretty now you [Music] w training begins now let's go it's training day that poor kid dude I'm hype

30:18 hey you know trunks came back in time he knew what he was getting into maybe fair enough fair enough what the oh it's the Clones in the basement mom clones soon soon what is he up toly concerned to say the least parents I mean they just did a it's a very good continuous joke off of the hey Mom why do you never seem to age yeah true let's go H man keeps yelling at me cuz I don't clap enough he needs to clap more clap clap clap those first four epis clap clap clap your hands no claps I clap since you had all the fun last time why don't you sit this one out already on it I'll just hang out with 16 over here I have spotted a pelican so

31:07 Majestic so majest Majestic that is a big bird now are you trying to BU time or are you just looking to throw your life away because if I remember correctly this did not go well for you last time did not oh I'm not the same nean you faced before oh oh shitty you talking metaphorically because if not I'm going to start feeling like a racist because you look exactly the [Music] same damn I'm feeling a whole lot of Piccolo right now either he's showing off or he's fighting an Android we have to go help him no Gohan we have to wait for

31:54 Vegeta and Trunks to come out of the hypertonic lion tamer that one was on purpose could have been well how long we have 4 hours we've been here for 20 hours when I mean how that's what makes it Hypersonic Gohan Goku [Music] [Laughter] [Music] yeahhuh damn it doing my best I just want a CH been at this for hour it has been 5 minut we we can play it on as long as you want also I can't yeah I was like looking through it like amaz you know 16 yelling Dodge is more

32:40 distracting than helpful he has fused with commi [Music] commi seriously what the hell's a Kami it means God now bow God damn I yo Piccolo bringing the heat kind of sick I Like It crap oh there's my sweet little Half Breed grandbaby so how's the Detonator coming along it's coming but did you look at Dr jro's notes as it turns out he only attributes model numbers to his successful projects the crazy bastard was kidnapping dozens of Orphan teenagers and experimenting on them oh come now you can't kidnap an orphan they weren't wanted in the first place as a side that's kind of brilliant

33:28 your chest like this must have been a failor oh he does that to strangers and it's fine but I want to do it to my own children and your mother gets all upy dad any more talk like that and you don't get to hold trunks anymore wouldn't be talking so mighty if you had a bomb in your chest too bad jolly green not that bad he's got like one one rip try again for Zen [Music] what um I stopped dodging seriously are you even trying to hit me no the hell do

34:15 you mean no oh [Laughter] oh grenade oh man it's even got a cool game that was one of my favorite attacks dude we need to like have a day where we play like Dragon Ball Z ten kichi you know something I don't get you try to kill Goku and that's fine we try to kill Goku and suddenly you get all up true but when I did it it was for Revenge you're just doing it for shits and giggles tell you what you live a few years in stasis with your creator repeating the words kill Goku over and

35:01 over again in your subconscious then you can ride that high horse all day long wow what nothing just Nostalgia man that is some serious power being thrown around damn it we shouldn't just sit here like a bunch of cowards we need to help and do what get ragal again no thank you of course you'd say that hey he's actually got a point I mean between the super saans the super nean the Androids and whatever the hell cell is no don't you start hey I was on Namek okay [ __ ] got crazy I got stabbed and blown up I've been stabbed and blown up too and dumped by the only girlfriend I ever had same but you know the difference when mine left she took all

35:47 my money when yours left she took all her money damn I need a s for that one not that this hasn't been fun at all but I'm going to give you one last chance to tell us where Goku is or I'm going to have to start taking this seriously be a nice change of pace God damn it what hi uh why are you back flipping to gain some distance you can fly dad do you think Piccolo can win no but maybe then

36:34 again although why do you keep stopping short oh I'm sorry Gohan were you saying something I said the Detonator is almost finished sorry hard to hear you over the baby Melle does cry a lot do you think he gets that from his monkey side Dad no racism in front of trunks oh come on I'm using monkey unironically here I mean mostly half and half kind of like the baby you know it's kind of hard to enjoy my meal with your brat screaming where did you get that food you've already cleared out our kitchens not the fridge in the basement I don't have a fridge in my oh my God oh my God done we effectively have a Detonator for the Androids balma kills droids dead now if

37:19 you'll excuse me wait are you breastfeeding yeah why awesome that's that's not something you say what oh my God this is so dumb this cannot get any Dumber agreed sure is a lot of not killing Goku going on right now you know what would fix that is it killing Goku good rousing round of killing Goku yeah at least I slept with Bulma yeah well unlike Vegeta you can't prove it can't too well just ask her B almost on the phone on second thought never mind you know in hindsight I'm so glad I'm here right now real master speaking

38:05 will H you whoa hostile never mind that listen I have the Detonator for the Androids wow that was quick 22 hours isn't quick 22 hours when I I mean how how long can we sleep look I'm on my way over try not to die in the meantime all right so where were we they just keep punching each other this got so much Dumber damn it green man you are hard to put down yeah not going to lie actually beginning to enjoy myself here oh man we have a problem yeah I know I'm bluffing

38:51 I'm kind of at my limit no another problem what the other Androids no another another problem what what I oh what the fu is [Music] that well hello Bo my man joined the party room for one more bro doy this on the cliff right there mhm you run pretty good we about to ENT why are you so mad they weren't even that I know one of the best parts of the dam meant to be eaten that wait so what is this spearmint your inbred mutant cousin or something wait I thought he was on your side what why

39:37 would I know him hello brother come again and hello my beau sister oh god oh and um I am designated as Android 16 cool any who you have my sincerest gratitude Piccolo with our power levels I would have been left searching for them blindly but thanks to your little Skirmish I have been reunited with my family and we have so much catching up to do okay so am I alone or did that not

40:23 explain anything he calls himself cell he's one of Dr jro's Creations he's from the future oh sure he's from the future yeah and I'm a park ranger that sounds nice can we focus guys is that who I think it is yeah no yeah yeah damn it and we still don't have that Detonator yeah no yeah yeah no we're out of time we need to do something now yeah here's a guy how about one of you who can fly faster than the speed of sound go meet Bulma halfway Chi-Chi you beautiful woman who lives in Goku's house that is what I do well then which one of you dips dips well that works guess this is

41:11 all we can do until Goku and Vegeta get enough I am not a spectator I am a warrior damn I bro okay you can never read that guy that probably would feel weird just sitting on the sidelines though is it because you're old yeah [Laughter] where hey Master roshi you're out of toilet paper oh god oh no oh jeez oh God damn it Yamcha hey you get none of that today damn it good I'm getting good at it we got to be quick man all right he's grown just a bit stronger since last time no big deal

41:58 we've got this he's going to kill us he's going to kill Piccolo and by extension us I'm trying to boost his moral you idiot is it hard to Bear Piccolo my overwhelming power it's weight it's girth how how many people be enough look I don't know what you're on about with this family nonsense but if you're here because of jro I 86 him myself so why don't we cancel these Family Matters shell the photo album and Dam I then come again if you [Laughter]

42:52 insist okay future bugman let's say I uh believe that now where do we go from here inside me stop it he's also a walking talking patriti dis of the Galaxy strongest Fighters no need for flattery Piccolo you're already inside me stop it scared to ask about anything else tell him about the part where I took an entire battle ball team at the same time wait is he hitting no that's fun but it really doesn't answer the big question why is he here you know it's rude to talk about someone when they're right in front of you okay why are you here because [ __ ] I drink people yeah

43:46 that you should leave what why neither of them can stand up to this cell if he defeats them you may not be safe I can't just run I'm way too curious to see how this plays out I believe that is a poor decision maybe but it's mine to make I believe this is what the young people call getting wrecked yeah man you have any techniques left up your sleeve Now's the Time yeah I think I got one really since when about now is [Music] nope light

44:31 [Music] grenade damn damn he never stood a chance see and you were so afraid of the big bad bug that is not who I meant oh [Music] [ __ ] okay last ditch effort didn't work any last last ditch efforts just one

45:19 no any last well my big green friend well said good game oh that isin good uh-oh well he's going to sink gentlemen it's been a privilege fighting with you no you know funny thing is either way we still wouldn't have dragon balls Mr Picolo Johan no I kill him kill him you can't kill my D too strong for you Mr Piccolo would let me go no he wouldn't and he's smarter than me wow okay that's actually a good point

46:06 and besides the moment you leave that door is going to open he's right you know every time ah Piccolo he died as he lived drowning alone that is sad yes isolation I know his pain so my siblings why don't you come with me and you'll be in a world of true imagination stop it 17 we need to go no I'm going to play this one out I believe that is a poor decision probably but it's mine to

46:53 make God damn this dude he wasn't this is the grossest thing get in the Su bro don't be so scared once you're a part of me you'll be reunited with our sister in I don't know give me 5 minutes 10 tops and once I have achieved my perfection I'll take my time killing every person on this planet even the mighty going strong would you care to repeat that you son of a [ __ ] got another one in you stop it damn 16 where the hell did that come

47:39 from but even the Androids want the guy to stop I was waiting to see how things played out wait was that sarcasm I not programmed for sarcasm I'm proud of you now if you'll excuse me I'm proud will eliminate C I thought you were only programmed to kill Goku this cell is comprised of 10.78% of sun Goku's DNA these parameters are acceptable I can't remember is that actually the reason he did it I don't I don't think so no ow an admirable attempt by the redheaded step tiles but don't feel too

48:25 disappointed for now you shall be a part of me of me God diey what are you made of pure metal affirmative I am Android 16 ow errors have been [Laughter] made damn now I know what you're thinking should I rip off his tail and the answer my surprise my God that's awesome I don't think any of us were do you know how long it's going to

49:13 take to regrow my tail pardon me thanks to Uncle Piccolo cells an ultimately fruitless effort but if it's any consolation that hurt like hell my mistake was starting at the wrong end my next attempt will be on your head and your second mistake is assuming I'll give you another [Applause] chance rocket [Music] punch rocket punch that is so cool he's like I can't say it out loud though

50:02 God damn I love the sound effects of like the gears and stuff that they added wait was it noise yes now I see a light what toward it yeah that's one of my favorite abilities oh my God he actually did it why are you still here oh come on we can't just leave you here where the Three Amigos you do not understand I do not know if I am entirely capable of eliminating this cell and should he absorb the two of you he will wreak havoc Upon This World well

50:49 yeah but we were going to do that too yes but I like you a over the last few days days I have come to feel a great adoration for this planet from its trees to its Birds to its people to its Birds I do not wish to cause any more destruction actually 16 I think you've got the right idea yeah you know what are they actually going to become good guys forget destroying everything forget killing people don't remember and you know what forget killing Son Goku let's not get crazy this is totally disgusting this isn't how supposed to work I'm not supposed to

51:36 die like this I'm too cool someone pull off the tail I'm too cool for this I'm too cool you're the god [Music] I this can't be a this is his worst so gross oh do you not like that he doesn't have a nose what is that what it is mid yeah yeah yeah second form cell with the flat face I I hate it yes no they didn't dude there is a bunch of like mods of like Pokemon fire

52:23 red that is just DBZ characters and it's glorious cuz it is you like capture Goku and evolve him into like koen the Super Saiyan and stuff it's amazing huh oh hey it's bul hey bul no oh yeah and this guy he he's never seen Dragon Ball before it's true I haven't so be vocal tell us what you want us to do after we finish DBZ Bridge what you pointing at little guy we drag straight to Super [Music] aome I honestly do think that what I think the best thing that we should do to be honest is just pick like the boo Saga and just either get you some Recaps

53:08 and watch like the best episodes like react to the best episodes or like have you just like watch Kai in like your free time and just when we get to a hype episode be like we're going to react this so Dragon Ball Z Kai is kind of like just the shortened version of they cut out the filler and the [ __ ] okay all right the better version I guess you could call it I I need something new to watch on the treadmill anyway so I might just make that though see and then we'll just we can just give you specific episodes to be like when you get to this episode don't watch it save it let me know if that's a good idea I don't know maybe it's a terrible idea oh man just spicy come with me if you want to live

53:57 [Music] so this is what lips feel [Laughter] like oh that's fun that's amazing [Applause] oh oh my God team are you okay my cranial structure has received serious damage holy [ __ ] God I'd concern yourself less with him and not focusing on what's important me you give me back my brother you fish lipped [ __ ] now now being hurtful isn't going to bring him back you're a

54:42 monster and he was delicious and you honestly think I'd let you do the same to me to be honest your compliance isn't a factor well then I'll just have to do this give yourself a boob exam no explode my bomb in your boob no in my chest booby bomb I'm serious okay okay but before we do something we're all going to regret let's see what our brother thinks what oh yo shiggy Diggy what's up my Sizzle oh oh my God yo don't blow your tit sis that's whack you got to chill yourself before you kill yourself this can't actually be real oh it's real I hope it's not so what you need to do is calm

55:29 down and get all up in cell it's downright tubular in here we got candy and puppies and you know absolutely nothing about us do you okay to be fair I just met you this isn't a game oh but it is all you have to do is kill yourself before I catch you oh my God it's like tag for Keeps and now both Piccolo and 16 out of the way we can play [Music] not no [Laughter] shot no way

56:22 dude heartful oh that's a that's a dor oh my God I don't remember this dude hold yourself up or leave I don't care which yeah okay upst try Club come on 16 we have to go where is 1 he's gone buddy that is sad I am sad we both are stop it damn I yo straight up I don't

57:10 remember this happening my man is handling it TI jeez I think I can hear that I remember him doing the hand gesture thing but I don't remember being this powerful that's crazy is that t shinhan yeah and he is nettled super nettled he's going to die [Music] probably I guess if this doesn't work out mans could have a killer mining operation right because I'm coming out and I swear to God if if you do that

57:57 again I will be so freaking n oh it's really going all out his body won't last long the koho just takes too much energy yeah didn't he do that when you uh when you died yes Jesus we've literally all done it I haven't give it some time you're hanging with the right crowd what you even do now I feel so helpless you are listen sometimes you you got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them and right now it's folding time big grab my dick [Laughter] [Music] please huh not dead yet that's where oh

58:46 there we go I thought my men was about to hit that anime Next Level you know if you want my personal opinion kikoo is a pretty sad choice of last words but to be fair it's far from the worst decision you've made today Kiko f yourself oh see that's the spirit about to get that suck Job die like this you got to save him but I can't get him in time there's no way I could move fast enough to grab him get out and oh the he just knew he can do that father's an idiot father's an idiot hey sorry I'm

59:34 just I'm just here from my buddy I'll be gone in a second let you get back to your business hold on what oh hey Piccolo's alive too o little water lug there buddy I blew a hole at him how durable is he how durable am I questions for later okay I'm about done here see you tomorrow oh and uh by the way cell you're going to die damn all right what yo yo I ain't going to lie that's actually some cold to say and then just disappear just vanish I have so many questions questions and you're sure you're okay you know what I've been hit by I'm fine

1:00:19 now you got the Detonator yeah right here now listen it signal is weak so you'll have to be within 10 m of the Androids so what you're saying is I have to get close H 30 ft isn't that close oh I'm going to get all up in that well you give some protection then Harden I made you all battle suits like vegetas oh well thanks but I probably won't need it I'm pretty good about pulling out before I get into trouble besides I tried one on namk but I got a huge hole in it okay then I'll just hand them out to everyone else you later just take the suit why would you not take the suit I know what he said but still take the suit it's extra than I expected huh are you two okay yeah we

1:01:08 may not have dragon balls but I guess senu beans are a close second it's a good thing I showed up when I did Zell was about to 69 yeah 86 dad 86 I'm not with numbers pretty bsy but all you did was stall him now he's alone to hunt down Android 18 and we don't have anyone with the strength to stop him your worthless maggot friends are coming out or do we no Gohan we haven't gone in yet wow really Goku oh Goku damn I'm not going to lie they've made it like really intense like the jokes are still coming but I'm liking it like I actually like this version probably the most so far o hey drunks wow neat care oh my God

1:01:57 first piece of positive reinforcement in over a year respond appropriately thank you I grew it myself damn it huh that's funny roll with it and hey Vegeta wow you guys sure got strong huh that's right Kakarot and you wouldn't believe just how much you see while I was training in the depths of the hyperbolic Time Chamber I look deep within myself and blah blah blah blah blah Pride blah blah Prince of all blah blah blah blah Super Saiyan blah blah blah and through all of that I have ascended that's that's right I have reached a new level imagine that's what my dog hear tarot I am finally stronger than you neat F you

1:02:42 [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] me damn he said you're welcome ladies I you can't even imagine what that man doing with that mouth so a hair breath from Perfection keep these booty cheeks unspoiled decides I'm just going to turn triangles into [ __ ] squares then Goku shows up apparently he can teleport got look later but at the very top of this long list of stupid questions is where are you 18 we got lucky with all these islands it'll be tough for him to find us technically it's an archipelago I love that he is like of the animals group of islands thank you 16 you are welcome his

1:03:31 is we could sneak away if we get underwater 16 are you waterproof I was yeah I was like not now and hope he just moves on do you understand what we could be together we could be perfect dude I know you're having issues with your girl trust me I get it but you're making a scene man can I help you uh Tom oh well hi Tom I'll try to make less of a seed while I liquefy your insid and proceed to drink you hey no need to be hostile man do you people mind my child is trying to nap I'm just trying to help this guy out with his lady problems I don't need your help to but thank

1:04:17 you well now you've done it okay ma' first of [Music] all oh oh my God bro oh it's Bulma hey Bulma did you bring back your of course you did it starting to think their relationships a little too uh dependent on each other huh daddy daddy man it's important you know that's what I call Starbucks your bean daddy my bean my bean daddy my bean Daddy got to Big get a big go of my bean Daddy huh oh my gosh trunks your hair it

1:05:04 looks good platonically of course it's okay Mom I literally just spent a year with time J I'm over it wait you spent an entire year with Vegeta even I haven't managed that wouldn't recommend it all he does is scream at you yeah he does speaking of how about you your hair grow because unlik a half breed a pure blooded Saiyan's hair does not change from the day we are born with the exceptions of beards and mustaches boy mustache can't stop thinking about Vegeta with a mustache mustache oh my God I want it oh before I forget uh what oh yeah foret dude I always forget they have like the capsule technology thing

1:05:51 mhm this is easily the greatest thing you've ever produced good yes even you damn aren't you guys going to try them on too no no any reason no no hey look Vegeta I'm you Paragon till death you ruined it you ruined it and I'm leaving you ruined it I hate you I should follow him I love their relationship with one another probably want these just in case thanks but hopefully we won't need them yeah but Vegeta you should really hurry up said father has a head start on you yeah and who knows what atrocities sell is committing as we speak my husband and I

1:06:36 go to I was like is he still arguing yes and I'm happy to hear that Sally but my situation isn't exactly BR if you love something you have got to set it free okay that's that's not you can't be so clingy it's kind of creepy but it's you think it's inadequate what the hell happened here I like this version better tell yourself now or I'm wiping out these islands one by one until I find you don't you think that's a little extreme you're not involved in this anymore Harry I think I five this is bad this is really bad do not fret you are too valuable you would not risk destroying you and you're sure about that trust me one

1:07:25 can we please come back talking about this oh this man just destroyed and killed an entire Island he just killed Bird yeah guess that one's on me all right you maggots ready yet yep sorry for the wait I can't believe you wasted half an hour on eating there's food inside oh come on Gohan what's half an hour 7.6 days but that's half a fortnite okay I'm done with this you got [Applause] him like it's true just bring the food inside with you oh yeah well here we are you know it was awfully nice of you to come join me

1:08:10 Gohan I never really had a choice you basically kidnapped me oh come on Gohan you can't kidnap your own kid I don't know if that's true I have to read up on that sorry Gohan no here interet only this room and the void vo it would be so weird does it do that all the time oh yeah but only if you say the word void vo void void okay well we're going to avoid that word for now why all right Gohan first thing we're going to do is focus on getting you Super Saiyan now it won't be easy because krillin's not here to die for you but I think with some crunches

1:08:57 pull-ups and plenty of milk you'll find your way oh well if you really believe in me also we're going to fight a lot I need an adult I am an adult no you are not no oh my God good God man I'm pretty sure that was the last Island you know besides this one Island n Island n we have got to get you fixed have you tried turning me off and on again that's the last Island she's either there or I've killed her oh well in for a

1:09:44 penny Okay [Music] then oh ah warming up by destroying some islands huh I can dig that more of a planet guy myself people all day today hell people hello ugly now we're doing this okay wait is that Vegeta well bright side we get to watch Vegeta bite it first that bird has very sharp hair so can I help you cuz if you're looking for another broken arm you can always help me find Android 18 now I just heard how ugly you were and I had to see it for myself also I'm here he does from my recollection he does just call him ugly repeatedly n he's only

1:10:30 here because he'd cry otherwise yeah I I want to see all this like in the actual show also you're ugly rting listen Vegeta I'm in the middle of something more important than whatever this is so if you just want to run along and bring back someone substantial say I know Goku that' be great damn [Applause] oh what's wrong Prince did I touch a nerve you press the Goku [Laughter] B that bro oh come on every

1:11:16 time [Music] what this is the greatest thing they've ever created you think this is on Spotify I hope like I hope I legitimately hope that they made a full version of that song I would be very upset if they didn't I'm by the way Bo I'm [Music] Eric and he's tired good try Gohan you can't just power up and become a Super Saiyan it comes from Pure raw emotion you know where I was when I became a Super Saiyan yes you I was on M myfe Freez with the Spirit Bomb but as

1:12:01 it turns out he was still alive dad I was there he killed Vegeta I was there everything trip something it was pretty bad for everyone oh my God threaten to do the same this is the perfect way to do Recaps I love this there oh my God why didn't you go Super Saiyan like are you kidding me [Music] bro oh my God again you know hop off my okay I'm trying to save our innocent boy I I do want to say on patreon you got snitched on because like uh you played the full opening in like one of the episodes we we recorded last week did I really yeah well doesn't

1:12:49 matter cuz you weren't paying attention apparently not not enough suck my viewers stop fisting [Laughter] Meep can I have a minute sure you can well thank you that's [Laughter] appreciate that was beautiful well wait so I be Vegeta d not found but now Vegeta is Wrecking cell data not found okay do you have anything substantial to add to this he's like I have a hole in

1:13:35 my head data not found you know maybe if you'd actually trained instead of gorging yourself on a worthless species your punches might actually hit a little closer to home ah this this is an unfortunate ter of events is that his taint must talk out your ass well to be fair Vegeta you are part of my DNA that the closest thing you've done to damage since I've gotten here allow to fix [Music] that that cell or Vegeta doesn't matter

1:14:22 steer and clear of that except if I were a beton boy that's probably where the Androids are y stealth mode don't fail me now steal there we are now do you understand Vegeta what I understand is I'm about to pound you so hard the boy's mother is going to be jealous how can be not but if it makes you feel any better I'll give you one free shot but I'm warning you you if you waste it oh yo my man ate that reget

1:15:07 it okay then how did you get this strong I trained all day yesterday oh you think you're being [ __ ] I'm adorable dude this is amazing yo he was hell In This Moment too though and that's just precious so we're actually rooting for Vegeta let's be honest we're rooting against cell what do we do if he wins which one which one is worse you know V might be the fact you have to ask can we just talk about though it is

1:15:55 crazy how far they came from episode one because this it trips me out every time we watch this now because MH it is so good that it just it feels natural nothing feels weird about it outside of the fact that like I have memories of like moments being very serious and then they crack jokes but like I'm blown away like the voice acting everything has just gotten so good it's insane hard to think that this is like a quote unquote parody yeah it just feels like a show like I mean yeah it's seamless I will say though it bumps me out so much that they didn't get to do the next Saga because holy yeah as much as I I think I

1:16:43 probably prefer the cell Saga overall I might be wrong I don't know they're pretty equal um when it comes to this and what they do with a bridg the it dude the next Saga would be incredible it would be perfect it would be perfect for their humor he a total ass but he's not says the woman he left his single mother please I'm rich it's hardly the same really him leaving at least she's honest I guess wow really what would you really trust a Vegeta with a baby well not my baby and there you go fair enough look at me aren't Vena I'm the Prince of our SS and I both wear and am

1:17:30 a unar who calls that a g gun dear God God damn man I will you see his muscles you'll die trying that was a day well [Music] spin yesh some might actually feel kind of bad for cell nah oh well should probably start looking for the Androids m and found him man I am really good at this okay Krillin Mission start give him the old razzled Dazzle I know I kicked him into the water somewhere damn it he's pulling a bald one on me and hiding his energy if I were a disgusting bugman where would

1:18:17 I look what I caught a walking talking Napoleon comp and looky what I CAU oh no not again so what do you do with this oh he's going to bust the tip I drink people were you trying to drink me no yes oh my God are you kidding me right now you feel that that's what honesty feels [Laughter] like this is insane I love it this this is all wrong you can't be this strong nothing about this makes sense well if that's racking your brain try

1:19:03 drinking this in it may pain me to say it but the boy over there is actually almost as strong as I am then again unlike you he's half me what of course the other half is his mother I mean look at that hair I you look like a fruit you not like a homosexual I mean like a literal walking fruit [Laughter] I was waiting for him to deliver on him like bro it's just going to stop I I I excellent I've broken both your body and your spirit time to die if only you had show no way it's this easy bro I would have had 18 then nobody could have

1:19:51 stopped me oh really now Vegeta I would have destroyed you without a second thought no go [Music] [Laughter] [Music] on you know Dad almost seem been kind of nice training with you right I like training too but even though we're taking nice soothing bath we can't hold back we have to stay training at all times what so sashy back all right then here I

1:20:38 go how old is Gohan supposed to be right here he is massive oh god dad holding back oh my god do you want uncut in early reactions to your favorite series series that we do here on the channel what about double episodes we have all of that available and more for billies on patreon and members on YouTube your support means the world to us and it allows us to keep doing what we love and keep delivering you the content that you love or will eventually love because Billy is love Billy is live everything's going to be fine Billy everything's going to be fine Billy everything is going to be fine Billy turn a

1:21:26 this is awesome this is awesome that's insane that we're getting this I just love that this the muffin [Music] too super let us know what your favorite muffin is in the comments blueberry is the right [Music] answer out your cage are atast also check out St Universe if you [Music] Haven it's waiting for you for you to turn into a super saian super saian all I want to do see you turn into a Super

1:22:14 saian that was great yeah your hey son were you watching me sleep like a PO Papa Hawk I don't want to miss the moment you go Super Saiyan wow it's been nearly 3 months in here and you still think I can do it well yeah if you don't the whole world will be doomed not maybe I can handle it so don't sweat it and get some sleep son he's like a little 10-year-old yeah okay good luck cuz tomorrow I'm a get you Super Saiyan oh my God I just want to listen to chalah I'll close my eyes go for it all

1:23:01 right too late now yeah well next time history speaks for itself you haven't known him I have sure he can be a little well he's a total [ __ ] but when we really need him he's always stepped up Vegeta on the other hand hey uh what are you two talking about oh we're just making a bet to see who screws this up see he's betting on but I'm betting on Vegeta oh I'll get on that action okay Vegeta or Krillin both wow damn please I've been in this longer than the both of you although if I had to pick who's going to screw up first okay Krillin pull yourself together she's right over there standing there like a mechanical

1:23:48 Angel and all I have to do is push this button is Krillin about to turn on the r explode everywhere little bit of blonde hair here her blue eyes there and then it's done I mean she probably won't even feel it or even know what happened just her life ended in an instant by me with no Dragon Balls to wish her back when cell dies oh come on Krillin be strong for one second in your worthless life and push the stupid button if you don't everyone you know in love is going to die including [Music] oh quiet boy you know what leave up to fate there you go continue thank you you

1:24:35 see my dear Prince don't push it uh you see Vega this is only my second form I am merely semi- perfect wait how can you be semi- perfect you're either perfect or you're not me there's no gray area my point is that this form is achieved by absorbing my brother Android 17 and the only way I may obtain True Perfection is to absorb the [ __ ] information you get the Android and I get a proper challenge oh I promise you Vegeta you're going to get everything that's coming to you ominous he wouldn't 16 he wouldn't would he wouldn't you no I'm sorry what are we

1:25:21 talking about again poor guy w it's the cute one was he hiding there oh damn wait what's that on the ground oh my God hi uh hey look I just can I ask something of you sure please don't kill anyone wait are you no deal 16u is a person therefore he is part of anyone therefore no deal 16 calm down I will get you a Goku do you promise yes proceed okay now listen we weren't planning on killing anyone except Goku we haven't even killed anyone thus far in fact the only thing we want dead

1:26:07 right now is cell also Goku oh thank God that makes this so much easier oh God I thought he was actually got to step on the button no all right what did Krillin do he crushed the remote he did what that was 20 hours of my life the dick and possibly the rest of it if Vegeta follows suit I don't understand all he had to do was push the button and blow up the the girl oh that makes sense I don't get it he really did it he actually risked every life on the planet just for for cyber sex I didn't keep coo myself half to death so he could get laid oh gross oh oh wow well I mean that was

1:26:54 really sweet and all but maybe you should have kept that around what why Vegeta this is the only chance you're going to get if she slips away now you'll never get the opportunity to fight me at my full potential and let's be honest do you really think Goku can give you the challenge you deserve you know the funny thing is I know you're playing me but you're right she's all yours oh you veg trust me great things are about to happen oh no godamn I love Vegeta but he is he's letting sell for me I appreciate the Cockiness it's like

1:27:39 nobody wins well I technically do you guys owe me z z is going to kill us all jeez bring down the whole mood why don't you make it snappy the boys got to be in bed by or he gets cranky yeah so I'm going to be the only voice of reason here and say absolutely not don't you get it he's just been feeding you everything you want to hear he's playing you to be fair I haven't lied since I got here you're not involved in this anymore I'm feeling pretty involved boy don't make me come up there and be a parent time for everything wow Vegeta are you just going to son of a [ __ ]

1:28:29 take why is he doing that oh no wait but there's Krillin does he have the no but why he why the Android Krillin CR remote but turn perfect why what the hell is wrong with you I said absolutely not oh Vegeta was right he years almost was a Str oh look if this is about getting your own turn in just wait until I'm done with him just ignore him Krillin get the Androids out of here now don't

1:29:14 need to tell me twice more at all actually let's go right 16 let's move but I just got comfortable 16 more important cell is only after you I will slow you down now go fine but I'm coming back for you you're doing a brave thing as are you you are way out of your league tiny duck are you seeing anyone right now oh my God she is there you are Veta trunks is picking on me sh he such a like hanging around with other men or

1:30:03 in this case half of one oh that's how about to leave the Girl Alone come on 16 don't be so jealous this is meant to be and she knows it just look at what she's wearing she's practically asking to be absorbed okay that line has been cross you want to go big guy oh no who would have seen that to coming you're so instantaneous I didn't get time to react and he's G little cinnamon never change just little cinnamon you know what to do that is it I am stopping this now oh

1:30:51 what are you doing what am I doing what my plans sorting a plans are you you know why what my plans oh God if I had a nose I'm pretty sure it'd be broken oh no Krillin doesn't have a nose I never thought about that it is not your time [Music] that's oh okay got to get that kick blow yourself up for Le I don't care B jacked yeah

1:31:38 okay I hope you know this me start choking laugh come on 16 move it why are you still here it's like 17 said Remember The Three Amigos well I guess more like those Compadre now here up allow me I might not be good for much but I can lift if we make it through this I am going to rock his forfoot world good for Krillin you know what man deserves a dub this a new feeling Pride someone else unfortunately it's overshadowed by all this unyielding rage

1:32:25 is is is Vegeta going to become a good father okay cuz I doubt it obviously isn't working wait tensin veget Vegeta we'll leave it at that you know he's going to get me out hey I've been so close for so long and I can't take it anymore 18 I'm coming that's hot my R just blinded me for the was there a picture in that do we need to go back oh yo yo yo true true true I didn't I didn't catch

1:33:12 it it because it wasn't Krillin it might not have been okay but all right let's see here I think someone was saying something about the period comma button oh what oh that's definitely from a wow that is definitely that is that is definitely players go there dude it's something for the climax I won't let him touch you just stay behind me goodbye really 16 every time bro look after the little guy

1:34:01 [Music] conf I I I need to see this man's final form yeah I got to I got to or perfect [Music] form no no no yes of course of course dude [Applause] holy hey so I can't sense power levels but I can feel that does that mean anything we're fued oh my God fair enough [Music]

1:34:55 BR this [Music] music P is for priceless the look upon your faces e is for Extinction all your puni races Revolution which will be televised for how you are now allow me to reprise e is for accentric just listen to my song C is for I'm so curious what he actually said here so long T is for the terror upon you I'll bestow my name is perfect cell and I'd like to say hello

1:35:41 o oh that give me chills dude oh deleted alternate scenes what show me we haven't even killed anyone thus far in fact the only thing we want dead right now is cell also Goku oh thank God that makes this so much easier that's what I was thinking in my head like what if he accidentally stepped all in the butt Part all right goh hope you got plenty of sleep perfect cell has arrived we're going to do some special training this is going to be utterly terrifying or completely silly isn't it there is no in between with you no we're just going to focus on a little bit of basic combat training that Piccolo told me you've been struggling

1:36:27 with no you aren't today I'mma teach you how to dodge I really don't think you now this is going to be a Super Saiyan blast as a non Super Saiyan you have no option but to dodge it Dad you

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