We BINGED Every **HARRY POTTER** Movie For The FIRST TIME

0:01 what's up Billy it's time for Harry Potter Harry Potter the first one the the philosopher stone according to our Blu-ray you mean Sorcerers philosophers philosopher so it I I I opened the Blu-ray to grab a guy named philosop philosopher stone and I'm like calling to Sea and I'm like this doesn't sound right I'm like it's just America being dumb brother yeah he was like no but is it different I'm like yeah just the title he like but is it different I'm the title I put it DD Ripper the DVD ripper still acknowledged it as sorcerer Stone even though on the disc packaging it said philosopher stone so if this is some bootleg cop that's the philosopher right there that guy he's been philosophizing for a while philosopher Bob spoilers spoilers he's got a giant Gray beard the

0:49 man just been around the block maybe Grandpa I'm sorry Gandalf just wed away from more of the Rings and The Hobbits to just help out of here okay how old is this movie old '90s I really or 2000 early 2000s early 2000s I think he's just like [ __ ] call y'all I'm taking your my life for this to be magic this seems uh kind of slow that's what most people do at concerts they just light the lighter dude homie looks like he's about to cough up a hair I know I was just thinking that yeah D hell yeah that's sick that was awesome dude rip rip the goat bro oh damn spoilers I'm afraid so um

1:36 what um people die in real life bro none of us are Eternal brother you had to spoil me that's all I'm saying you yeah I don't know if she dies in these but so you do realize I think the franchise has been done for a decade so here here's we watch Frankenstein you realize most of those people big disclaimer of what we know of Harry Potter right here if you the comments who's seen these like shut the up go Ona no now I want them to guess yeah I've seen Goblet of Fire on cable who's seen it who hasn't I mean I think they have a pretty clearing idea now I look again you know it's I I have knowledge

2:23 of Harry Potter spoilers spoilers knowledge they have wands we've been to Harry Potter world like I probably yeah I mean Harry Star Wars land and I pop culture to an extent so it's like you know I I thought Wizards were cool when I was no you don't know [ __ ] about Harry Potter I knew Wizards were cool when I was in but is it as cool as closeup magic those are the guys that the based on everybody I've ever known they've told me slyther no yeah not how it works are those the jerks you got to take a test should we take a test yeah yeah no let's do that now yeah we got to that way we know what house to pull for while we watch this then we I know my house do

3:08 you guys know your house how do I how do you find you don't know they don't know theirs they don't know their house wait what's your house I'm slithering I'm going to tell you once you figure out your I'm not telling you [ __ ] until you guys figure out your gu one called like puff and stuff or some [ __ ] puff and stuff baby Billy in the comments tell me what house you think I belong to right now and tell us what house you're yeah tell us all the house are you happy about it so what do we think I am you've done with it yeah I'm totally Hufflepuff in you Hufflepuff did you see what I got I'm going huffle as well you think Hufflepuff I got Ravenclaw oh said you probably know that some of ravenclaw's most renowned members

3:53 include guilderoy lockheart and Luna love good no yeah you already oh but did you know ravenclaw's gy lady is the least talkative Hogwarts house ghost I got Gryffindor oh that is not what I thought was you ass kiss you're a Gryffindor I apparently that's odd are you sure you didn't inut the wrong ANS I I I I'm pretty sure I didn't okay I guess we're we share the same house I don't know I'm confused now cuz like cool that we're not all the same one that's true so wait what are you we are the same me and him are the same one know the only the only one I'm pretty I'm surprised that he's not Slither I'm pretty sure that I entered everything right except for the last one and I don't know about it but it was

4:40 just like black and white so I don't know if that is like enough to change it did you choose I don't want to redo it wait what cup did you drink from the one that makes you see [ __ ] oh wait bro I just chose the one that the color I like the most I was like I was like that looks like grape soda the real question is we need Billy to tell us in the comments if they agree with our house placements do you agree with the house placements Billy tell us so we don't have a Hufflepuff here no we do not have a Hufflepuff that's good him anyway I mean we got on the floor probably he's definitely a Hufflepuff Billy looks like he's attempting to self suck let me get a picture of that real quick no problems I trust tag sir dude aren't literally all three of them dead in real life spoilers what the hell bro that's sad it

5:27 is it's weird to watch now for sure do you really think it's safe leaving him with these people I've watched them damn racist is [ __ ] Bro imaginable freak Muggles Muggles now I know Muggles are just people right yeah they're wizard racist they're Muggles they're Muggles they're Whizz Whizz growing up away from all of that I ain't going to lie those glasses are dope I look goofy Asing that pair but like I think you should try it n that's some drip dude I'm tell you bring bring back back cloaks no no like bring back like wizard gear like bro looks sick in the Santa hat that looks awesome it's not really goodbye after all Hagrid is just a sensitive Soul he really is so so wait you've seen all of

6:14 them yeah long time we've seen and read them all yeah yeah yeah youing nerd I can't help it okay Harry Potter oh he said the thing the name all eight movies fairly fresh that's the Koro yeah by the way the music does go hard though I will say yeah that shit's awesome I'm looking forward to this get a top D he's so young in this it's crazy God yo she got him locked the in that's crazy that's just a college dorm room yeah no that's a Manhattan apartment for 6,000 a month wake up cousin we're going to The Zo dude he sucks

7:02 what of [ __ ] dude I would kill this kid n this would be a murder suicide so quick there's hunting rifles and shotguns in uh in England I'd be doing some [ __ ] 36 b i 37 no shot no shot bro no I ain't going to lie bring back beating your kids yeah no I ain't like I I this is unable to me the real magic is that kid didn't get hit my ass would have been sent across the room any funny business any at all his face is very punchable for a we get him they didn't even give him a jack Matilda's dad Vibes oh yeah 100% yeah he's he's that's Danny DeVito he's

7:47 downstairs if you got words for him that's true that's not Danny Deo make it move he's asleep bro I hate him already oh my God God he's boring it's a snake bro can you hear me oh no bro no that's weird you miss your family damn oh dude same I never knew my parents either momy dad come here bro I would stab him all I'm saying is sometimes the wrong humans get tra [ __ ] eat [ __ ] nerd swallow him hole nah that'd be some work thanks how polite a yo a snake just dapped up Harry

8:35 Potter that's kind of crazy that's sick oh that is awesome no deserved well the snake's out of there so dude it's not that big of a deal BR the cheesy grin oh yeah I'm going to get beat BR how could you ever assume it was him he's a kid oh dude I would punch him in the dick till he passed out there's no such thing as magic dude that he just they have vents in that door for him that's C well they got to get him air he'll die that's crazy well I have to wear that too you go to

9:22 smeltings dude I'm pretty sure every time I've seen that woman in something she's been someone awful go get the post go he was going God damn bro this place sucks damn like I didn't realize they were so like I knew that they treated him shitty got like airport carp but I didn't know they treated him that shitty the cover under under the that's crazy they just know but like how they know yeah right no I would have went right to my cupboard dude like no shot yeah I would I would not have opened that in front of people dude the aim bro the aim oh we need to see if we can do that drop a piece of

10:08 mail into a yeah just like stand at the like bottom of our stairs and see if we can throw that [ __ ] in it's like Dude Perfect yeah hell yeah or we buy owls and we trained them to do that damn what bro you're just ruining your door there are easier ways to do that brother yo they're they about to have a whole ass owls are so pretty it's get an office owl it's a yes yes except when you realize how scary they are like not if we raise it we raise it from you know also from its alhood yeah we also hire someone specifically to include Legend of Zelda side quest with the owl was that an egg oh she's opening the egg with why would you unfold it every time it's like I just got I got to confirm it's the same letter I mean at least

10:54 it's not salmonella she's like where are my eggs why can't I cook my is like yo clearly you guys don't like the kid like just let him read hising letter oh my God that would be so creepy I would be like this is awesome I love birds I wish they would scream when they were burned the letters not oh I was like what are you talking about he's such a scumbag I thought you were talking about the ow no I was talking about the things that he's throwing into the fire I understood what you me nuts oh the HOA is going to have a problem what is what is an HOA going to do why are you have owls at your house I

11:40 don't know they're Birds they fly away why you have 50 pets this is a British HOA so they'd be hilariously passive aggressive I mean bro I would just grab one off the floor yeah Harry grab it and just leave yes leave yeah you one of are we really doing this sir no bro I would have been out the front door go me okay like at what point are we just going to really like say like hey guys this isn't normal can't find us M hasn't he he's going M like maybe a little bit can you blame him I know be going M go to the Bioshock Lighthouse uh yes yes they did no shot

12:28 what dude that's crazy bro how much do you hate this kid would you kindly you never open it like bro how much do you have to hate this person we're like you're going to go deal with this we're going to do this especially when uh what Dudley's a spoiled [ __ ] oh my God he's so it's so bad bro fell asleep with a watch on loser I wish it's the first thing I saw oh that's sad dude oh [ __ ] uh-oh H the postman's here no that's a level of panic like you're in the middle of nowhere like what would you do there's a going on I would have already pooped bro sorry about

13:13 that is he really like super tall in in like real life I think he was a bigger fell I don't think he was like crazy tall or anything though that'd be kind of sickly you great oh wow that's awesome now he has to a come down do it again bit it myself words and all y that looks good as yo when a cake looks like that you know it one it's got love in it but it's going to be delicious I love how he spelled day with an E yeah they're British man they be they be putting use and [ __ ] that don't need it yo okay I need that a fire umbrella what what would you do if your umbrella could shoot fire why would you need

13:59 I mean we what what for what purpose would you need a fire a shooting umbrella you're going to have to hold it way the out there yeah man definitely want to live in our house terrified of fire me Harry didn't you ever wonder where your mom and dad learned it all learned What wizard you're a wizard hurry it's like bro I've been under some stairs dude a wizard and a thumping good oh they did the meme yeah that was the meme he made a mistake let's go did you ever make anything happen anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or only a few times I talk to snakes right that's a schizophrenia Harry that's not magic you

14:45 misunderstanding the situation we knew all along and you never told me of course we do how could you not be my perfect sister being who she was dude she's such a petty [ __ ] that's why she's peanut butter jealous I mean she's more than that if she's taking it on on their child oh yeah like that's such a level of petty that I will never understand yo this lady is awful a car crash kill Lillian James butter you had to say something you know what little piece hate that kid but I admire the hustle he saw what he wanted and he went for it it's not even his birthday he told no he said I'm not interested in any of this I want the cake I the cake [Laughter]

15:33 you know what I'm back on his team yeah yeah I I take it back he learned the hatred one one essential bit of equipment Harry essential is this just I like they're just on on a on a train like a Subway yeah well they don't mean a penguin do they that's where you got to go like bro bro had a flying motorcycle earlier we just we just kicking it on a subway he's probably out of gas dude you never know I mean he had to fly to that like lone Lighthouse all by itself out there you know what fair enough and they bring if they desire either an owl a cat or a t oh that was the question they asked us on the housing thing what did you answer wait wait what they they he said you can have an owl a cat or a toad and that was on the Sorting Hat

16:19 question like what would you want what did you pick oh I chose owl I picked a cat just cuz we have a cat I chose an owl cuz it would be dope to have an owl an owl would be sick I felt pressure dude I did I need to retake this how did you feel PR you literally CH C wash I was trying to get it done fast you chose a cat because you have a cat he's in a hurry and I was Vibes I drink I drink a potion cuz it look like grape soda so now now you have I don't even know what it does now you're going to have three cats at your house you I was no I legitimately was rushing because we were trying to do the video and then when Sean finished it before me I was like oh I got to get this done crazy that you were in a hurry and I finished first my man was trying to he just a grap drink po the other half of people have a toad or an owl at home that they

17:04 think they need I guess that's how wait so are you telling me you're probably not a Gryffindor then cuz you just rushed through all the answers I don't know he thought the first thing that came to his head so I would say it's pretty accurate the Leaky culture dude I want to walk into somewhere that's got like a really small candle that's been burning for a long time and everybody's wearing clothes clak I'm we need to get God we need culture bro you know what now after this movie let's get a bunch of stuff dude cloaks and [ __ ] yeah England's [ __ ] all over us right now dude Homie we went to eat at this place did we really yes yes oh how do you not recognize

17:50 it CU I was just there there her fingernails were crazy those are Coke Nails Sean how much coke is she doing croor Harry this is Professor quirrel he'll be the head has been just weak like what are you smoking meth in the bathroom my guy bro he's got a stutter you a why him bro I'm not because of the stutter motherucker all because he's like tweaking I can't believe you're saying this about stutter F you know what whatever you were just like yeah how dare you he's a defense against the darkart teacher doesn't that sound awesome like what he's a defense against the dark arts te he just said that bro let me go I saw it God damn

18:39 it even I heard it but I didn't want to correct you [ __ ] I can read can you it's debatable sometimes words are hard dude that is awesome I dude this makes me mad that this world does not actually exist it does not it's Disney godamn it it it's not at Disney oh what the where the ever it is don't know where okay see this looks familiar I want this better looking familiar I want this in real life Universal this is literally we literally have this park has like just real [Laughter] life that would be sick though holy

19:27 [ __ ] I will can confirm when we went there it looked a lot like this too and there was just as many people yes there were damn it now I do want to change owl oh wait we could get a bat about to redo the test oh yeah 2000 if we're re if you're redoing the test you got to redo the test before the Sorting Hat chooses yeah you could you you your your test we can pause but you have to do Le each class before each house before figuring it out are you doing it right now no I just want to see if it'll let me no one time only so there's like a German expression this horror movie called The Cabinet of Dr uh Caligari and like the buildings are very much like shaped like that too like this yeah and

20:14 they were like a lot of them are like look at that guy like oh it's so cool oh hello evil little bastards holy [ __ ] bro I would Scrooge McDuck dive into that [ __ ] are you kidding me even if they were filled with chocolate I'd still be pretty stuck nothing now did you yeah I think he did think they left him with nothing he been living under steps yeah I've been living under stairs dog what the hell he's like you're telling me I was rich this whole goddamn time why [ __ ] The Wizarding World though like gold is like meaningless yeah did you see that yeah like a yeah he finger swipe yeah dude he gave the the the the French tickle that's just a oh that's really small that's what she said damn

21:03 damn you stay out of my business did we just watch uh Hager do a crime oh definitely hell yeah D he said I want Vault you know what yeah that is true whoa hey dude hello oh oh dude I wondered when I'd be seeing you Mr butter okay that's some creepy [ __ ] to say to a kid like that's there by himself like I have no idea who you are yeah thank you like maybe an introduction first oh so like the wands just kind of vibe with a certain person that's kind of sick yeah this I'd be a Gooding wizard dude would you yeah dude let's become Wizards

21:49 yeah no definite for those over the pond this is actually how we test out guns yeah let how you know it works yeah it looks so plain who looks like a drumstick this is it he said please don't blow up my shot yeah dude um curious that doesn't normally happen it is curious that you should be destined for this one when its brother gave you that scar oh that's sick he who must not be named did great things terrible but great I'm getting like Rick and Morty vibes from him right yeah Morty he Morty

22:37 they were terrible [Laughter] Morty oh it's so yo hell yeah dude dude I regret not picking the owl now that we've like seen the owls well now you sealed your destiny you home enjoy your stupid cat yeah enjoy your cat boring I feel like I feel like my lack of knowledge I feel like I what I've learned so far the whole purpose of going we had the same knowledge going in bro I know but once again Ser you got hurry The Vibes won bro that's why I chose the you know how cool an owl would be they like spin their heads around have you ever seen an owl's legs they're hilarious no yeah they're great

23:23 BR dude watching watching an owl run is awesome legs are awesome if you're looking up ow legs I'm taking the thing you're not no it it takes you way too long no dude look at it he's got a little legs what the yeah dude yeah their legs aren't thick at all they're just like yeah ows are really small actually they're just really poofy they're very poofy did not know like a 90s rapper jacket I just kind of assumed that they were just feet and ankles no dude so are you going to retake your test before the Sorting Hat I don't know it seems like I'm not allowed I don't think you're allowed to take it after I think they he had too much information let us know when we're there you'll know when we're there okay does mind I'll write it out I don't give a [ __ ] no I

24:08 want you to retake it maybe she wrote it down no I can't spell it I can't read like I can't write he said it vort he said it he said it he's like [ __ ] you want to get us in trouble something about you stumped him that night that's why everybody knows your name you're the boy who lives that's crazy like right while he's just been under a staircase you had like some crazy old man selling you a wand being like the other guy who had one like this went fing nuts and Hagrid's like he killed your parents dog but somehow you survived even though you were a baby in a CL you're going to be the greatest Harry no pressure here's your first day of school this is Platform 9 and 34s there's no

24:55 such thing is there bro I'd be so pissed damn damn he's got to learn sometime you're going to be like the Michael Jordan of wizards Harry but anyway I got to go it's such a pretty owl it really is owls are dope you Sean you had one sometimes we have to live with the decisions we made yeah you picked a cat I should it shouldn't have been sprung on me now like honestly the only one I'm curious about is the very last question cuz I totally bumped the button and didn't get to choose but that was was only the very last question said left or right for me it was black or white but I didn't like I I got left or left or right I just like accient bumped like the thing so I don't actually know what CH did did you choose I don't know

25:41 cuz I I like didn't hit the thing I just like clicked the white yeah he CHS White in real he wasn't chose black that's what it was you next dude yeah you guys are just uh doing this huh honestly woman you call yourself our mother yo I I don't know how I'd feel about twins though though cuz that's they they'd be totally are freaky dude twin twins are I canot after raising one baby I could not imagine raising twins I would lose mying mind how do you get onto the platform not to worry dear it's Ron's first time to hog oh look at him dude they're so young I know bro this this would stress me out I'm not even going to lie I'm going buff my ass so bad dude i' would be more

26:27 afraid like like if it did work what's on the other side am I just going to plow into somebody that I can't even see I mean dude he almost did they steer clear of that um wall do you remember that the train did we take the train we did take the train Homie we did the whole we did the whole thing took it very seriously autism P he doesn't remember train you're not one of us no they they were all very excited I just didn't really know what was going on like it's one of those things like I know he can't remember where he looked at YouTube Studio at so so like I I I know of Harry Potter because like duh

27:14 I'm aing Millennial that was born in the 90s like I all of my friends were Harry Potter fans like I definitely saw this movie when I was a child in theaters I had two of there's no way I I didn't um because like I had family members that were UPS with like my mother made me dress up as Harry Potter one year when I was like young young uh but like I don't I never like got into it the way that like all of my friends like I dude I knew people that read the books they were obsessed with it I just never got into next year we should go as Wizards and may could be an owl yeah aw like me and Bri Bri Bri tried to introduce me to these we she like did this like y y'all went to a whole ass house my God we did even even though it got she booked us a like weekend getaway

28:01 like uh in this like tiny Harry Potter house like a tiny house Harry Po airbn and they had all the DVDs and stuff and we like put it on and our because we had we have Rumble still we had another dog Nala in the past we ended up giving to somebody else and they pissed on the bed instantly and we and we literally had no choice but to completely drip the bed take everything bring the dogs home and leave fun yeah yeah like it was it was a [ __ ] show do she tried to introduce me it just backfired I had this whole weekend plann we went to Universal and like we spent time like going to the like Diagon Alley and then we also went to Star Wars land dude the the rides were sick you're Billy look at my

28:47 blanket yeah the rides were sick the rides I mean the rides the rides that I could fit on were fun I almost had my leg cut off on one of them that wasn't yeah he did not fit in that one got so basically they would they have like one of their rides where like it's like a four-seater like uh like lifting uh scaffold thing you know where they put you in and basically like as as the the ride kind of goes on it'll it'll move back and forth and they'll shift scenes in between you the problem is when they shift scenes they have like this where the where the two scenes meet each other it kind of juts out to kind of lock you in the scene yeah yeah my legs are so long that when it would rotate it was the the the scaffold would like move the thing would rotate and my legs would like spin out so unless I unless I straight up kept my legs tucked in I

29:34 would have like had my leg freaking lopped off that's crazy and then the other like I feel like the wall probably was farther than it seemed D I felt the wind on that thing it was it was close enough to make me like there was one other Rod we got in and dude Eric sat in the thing and I think he he he was like no his KN no CU it was one of those things where his knees were like up to his chest and he was like I'm not doing this yeah it was like it was like a really small like it was supposed to be a twers like Cedar thing was like a little little thing and they all they had was like a little bench chair and I went to go sit in it and the only way I could sit was like I had to like take my legs and do this it and I was like I was like no one can even fit here now like the instructor guy is like looking at me like he's like are you going to put your

30:19 legs I'm like where am I supposed to I'm like I have take this thing I was like I'm just going to get off cuz even in the the front of it it was just metal they didn't have kind of like cushions or nothing you you would have been hurting if you if you stay that whole day I was just like man I'm too old for these rides I'm like I'm going to enjoy the Aesthetics and everything else and the food the butterbeer fire um spoilers huh spoilers my bad is that spoilers no a little bit oh okay we're not there yet we're not there yet oh my God I know they sell butter over here fre over here just being like you can't have that when homie drank it there I didn't drink I didn't drink but until that no I didn't I didn't drink the butter beer so this is this is how guys become best friends hey man I didn't have anywhere else to sit can I sit here yep true though I

31:06 mean do you really have the the the one skull skull yeah I'd be showing up to everybody oh yeah I'd be like yeah sick yeah be like I'm that dude are you sure that's a real spell well it's not very good is it damn hell yeah he's like who is she a badass Oculus repair room oh that would come in handy he said better isn't it [ __ ] what yo and you are um rley pleasure damn oh my God damn You've Got dirt on your nose by the way did you know just there you know what no I I appreciate the heads

31:52 up I'll be like it's chocolate n yeah no we need office cloaks like it's it's it's like I said that good idea Ruff yeah good good idea Ruff where' you come up with it I'm going to order some after this movie we just cut sleeves into a tarp for me I mean I think I've got like a snuggie over there that you could put on backwards and it would be an office cloak count count it's great if you put it on backwards it's an office cloak dude that's so sick hell yeah kind of monsters do you think lurk in that ocean they're Nessy only us we are the monsters it'll be a wild experience I

32:37 want to go to King lwig II's uh Castle it's what Disney modeled their Castle after H King lwig mhm that's awesome which is kind of ironic everybody talking about how Disney's woke now yeah and they modeled their Castle after a gay King interesting they are Gryffindor yeah Hufflepuff yeah Raven CL oh [ __ ] yeah nah nah I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself right EO get his ass Harry oh [ __ ] dude class no I like Harry Potter so far the movie and the dude and the dude solid guy it seems like a stand up chap you know we'll see if it changes see all kids should be raised Under the

33:23 Stairs look how good of a kid hairry is yeah true all it takes a little just a little trauma yeah you know what I I every trauma is seasoning you know everybody needs a little bit everyone should struggle more mhm Herm gringer Herm damn to be the first one called up that's a that'd be awesome dude plus you don't have to worry about lice cuz you're the first one wearing it yeah true I mean there's been a lot of people worn that hat yeah they probably you know griffindor okay griffindor all right all right she's happy so we share a house with her now dude he's just like that's I'm going start clapping he's like I've done this 900 times slitherin damn he didn't even wear

34:09 the hat Bro went bad it wasn't in Slytherin oh Susan bones that's a sick name Susan bones Harry Potter oh damn oh yo my man perked up he perked up right there I mean they said what everybody that did SLI uh or all the people that went bad was Slytherin it's like he has the wand imagine he goes slyther it's like oh [ __ ] but where to put you not Slytherin not Slytherin not Slytherin damn bro maybe some conversations could be private better be Gryffindor damn bro there's been like four like announcements it's three Gryffindor and one slitherin there's

34:54 like where's Susan bones my bad my bad bones there's a lot more kids there I'm just saying it seems like the Hat's biased I feel like Harry got the hat to put him in the different house almost like the Hat was like I'm not going to go hey man can I be like can I be Gryffindor right you're like yeah dude I got you let the feast begin yo oh my God bro I would never leave dude i' be I would be like that posum that broke in to that Bakery and ate all those donuts it' [Music] be welcome to

35:40 Gryffindor yeah I'd be a little freaked out by that bro I ain't going to [Music] lie nah dude this would be sick how can you be nearly headless like this WOW awesome oh best school ever dude he's like they didn't quite get it all the way through yeah dude the axe wasn't sharp enough and that's why he was never he not able to headless hunt that's messed up maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention bro he's literally writing down what you're saying like can I not take notes tell me what would I get if I added powdered root of Asel to an infusion of wormwood

36:27 [Laughter] bro there was always one person like that in every school at least where Mr Potter would you look if I asked you to find me a Bez she just talk p on me call me I don't know so I just be I lived I lived under the stairs bro I didn't learn any of this [ __ ] clearly Fame isn't everything D why is he such a dick to this kid har Harry is the epitome of that Meme it's like imagine hating me and I'm just over here like this right I know Harry's just been Vibes the whole movie he's just chilling and getting [ __ ] on put a hand down silly girl damn why is he sexist and Griffin D note that

37:13 Five Points will be taken from your house what your classmates's cheek what what cheek n he he either just has some like Vendetta against Gryffindor or some Vendetta against the like bro I'd be like dude I would not I would like pick up my [ __ ] walk out and be like can I get a different teacher for this dude M's [Applause] here hell yeah may call that's so sick like dude the owls are so useful why would you want any other animal yeah like choosing a cat well because they they they they poop on you from the sky no but is it like do they all do all these people choose or is it like they're good owls man they [ __ ] outside like like did Harry an owl because he's

37:58 rich and like does Ron have a rat cuz he's poor or like could Ron have G I see what you're saying you know is it like some class like is it some class of [ __ ] yeah I guess we'll have to watch and find out damn it mean I have to pay attention kiden I've been paying attention oh welcome to your first sick eyes dude I love this fing movie it's been great so far the Aesthetics are great yeah I'm going be a wizard um oh oh god dude the instantaneous shut up Harry too like don't even think about it that was awesome yo is is Ron just going to be the consistent Laker I think so

38:49 man oh my god dude he's going to die how is he doing this yo yo he got some good oh God yo some grip strength though yeah you know what you're actually right like dude is hanging on oh god dude oh [ __ ] Are we going to watch a kid die oh oh my god dude dude met oh that's awesome yo not Ron I think he's going to be the L taker dude broke like three bones oh for sure his shoulders were shattered on that second hook [Music] damn damnn he did that right in front of

39:36 her Harry's got hands yo she's like wait a God damn it ow bro he's going to so get in trouble for that I don't know how but n he's a hero dude look at him all all the teachers seem to be just giving Harry [ __ ] waa Harry oh you never told me your father was a Seeker too wait mgal mogal on the right I never noticed that that makes sense so she probably like recognized something when he caught it that's so no see that [ __ ] like it was like one of just fall like bro it's like why do our p uh steps always smell like piss and I'm like sorry about that they keep moving while I'm on them dude could you imagine your drunk

40:21 AF you're just trying to go home and you know they are that one kid was trying to make R that's true you're telling me the older kids don't know how yeah God that cat is so sick uh dude I would feel very uncomfortable if [ __ ] was lighting up as I was running by it a little bit yeah that makes me feel like the room is sentient it's locked that's it we're done for Mo over yeah damn dude she's a girl boss sleigh Queen Brett summer you need to let brat summer die brat Summer Okay deir fall there you go all right that's fine she's very

41:07 mindful very deor very aidite was locked and for good reason oh [ __ ] I would pet it can I pet that dog can I pet that dog can I pet that dog I only have two hands and that's three heads bro how how do I keep one from getting jealous nah bro that's where you just bring them all in and just big old bear hug then you smack them on the side letting them know they're a good boy good boy it was standing on a trap door which means it wasn't there by accident it's guarding something oh yeah dude we already know we already it's guarding something but we know a sleeping potion what we know a sleeping potion we can put them [ __ ] to sleep I mean not euthanize them obviously they're good boys but if they're guarding something

41:53 than for clar and we want that [ __ ] true we can give them a now you know hit him with like a little benad dril little benad dril yeah put in a piece of ham a little bit of oxygen not bad Potter you'd make a fair beater I feel like that's hypnotic uhoh oh right to the chest what is what is in that I don't I want to know some kind of evil monster no for real I have no idea oh there's something in it I I don't think they ever actually go in depth and in in what's actually inside of the inside of the quaffles no could you imagine that like if you're right and it's like some monster in there but that's like their jail sentence or their pris 10 to 15 years in the ball it's

42:40 detention it's where freaking double puts all yeah you're going to have random kids hitting you with a stick for the next 15 years 15 years yeah I have no idea I don't think they actually go in depth that's a bludger that's yeah the quaffle the middle one ah yes I feel like you've never seen these I I probably haven't I can't believe once again I'm having to explain a sport to you what do I do with it you catch it before the other team Seeker you catch this the game's over this seems a little I always thought that rule was stupid apparently they changed it in that like Quidditch game that came out recently cuz people were saying that it would make it too broken or something yeah I mean or you would have some imagine being so far ahead of the other team and working your ass off the whole

43:25 time and then they catch the SEC and win I'd be so there is some stories that go in more depth that the movies don't but like it goes in depth and how long like certain games have gone it's insane like some of the lore that they put into like like all the quiddit wardian Leos you go then I remember this I'll say the cool thing about the wands and everything that they do at Universal is like the interactive wands they have you actually have you have to follow the the wand order to make the thing interactive on the at the store have y'all seen those cartoons love your wrong it's love your

44:11 s damn see it's like don't question her bro like she clearly knows her [ __ ] she got that dog in her man she is a girl boss oh well time ainger I mean y'all ever see the the Harry Potter rap no the ticking noise the rat Bo the rat battles ticking wait there's I'm talking about the Ticky noise where it's like snake what the was that we might we might have to watch those after this yeah dude what is up with this kid he's always blowing [ __ ] up damn somebody moved bakugo away from the rest of the class like sh she's a nightmare honestly she's right there bro a oh that's sad you think Harry yo his face was still all just boys are so mean mean uh nowhere

44:59 near as mean as girls BR just kids in general boys are mean to girls girls are mean to boys and everyone else but true they're allowed to be that respon that no like my grandma you know I've told you guys she works for the Democratic party or whatever uh for like 60 some years getting people to vote and like we were talking about like the stats for KLA she just really just went man [ __ ] just hate [ __ ] Grand Vindication he's like now I can say the story and people won't give me [ __ ] for saying it around the that's why I deleted Twitter like

45:46 maybe you could have whispered that or something [ __ ] Jesus teachers will follow me to the dungeon yo we going on a raid way bro you bet your ass I'd be grabbing food on the way out by way about how many like secret doors there are in that place like I would dude I would turn I turn my cloak into like a that's a door a wheel tell that that's a door they won't see us with our big old club dude just imagine you just dropped a fat deuce and you walk out and there's just a troll there oh that is exactly what actually happened not run run what um yeah I don't I I

46:33 uh holy [ __ ] the smartest move on her part um no I you know kids unfortunately it's like when you're a kid you hide under your blanket like that's going to actually do anything oh yeah dude everybody knows demon teeth can't go through blanket P dude girl what are you doing dude it's guys that look like this that call M themselves high value males on Twitter oh right to the brain clear out your sones I thought he got him in the eye at firstan Leos oh he's delivering he just starts pounding

47:18 right oh oh that'll do it oh cool hell yeah you know what n Ron Ron he's kind of chill does to say less mean things though yeah e oh oh I just got that feeling when you take like a covid test oh his jacket there's a sink right there wi it off on the troll then wash it in the sink it was an extremely foolish thing to do oh what's up where the you been D he noticed Harry caught it too be taken from Gryffindor for your serious lack of judgment can we get some extra points for taking Tak the troll down Five Points [Music] yeah oh they got 10 we got 10 points so

48:04 we made five on that so we made up for Harry's earlier in snap's class now now gryffindor's back to even yeah yeah yep back at zero back at zero it's n 2000 that's what Goku rides damn it literally is with Goku rides oh he's like interesting well I mean if she if that was her on the team D on whatever then like yo she want she wants to see Harry do well then right like yeah Harry got that nepotism yeah dude he does got that nepotism right they're like here's money everybody likes you is that considered a bribe I think so is that against the rules wait what wait wait what that she that the teacher gave him the broom that

48:50 a little bit of favoritism yeah no it's a gift she G she gift any of the other students she's like oh my bad did his parents buy him one I mean he's Rich he has a full gold he did already have one yeah but he didn't have that one yeah and new to this [ __ ] true is she in Gryffindor all they maybe actually I don't know is do you if she if she's in Gryffindor whatever they're like yeah like you want your people to win yeah right saying I don't know what she is do they get the house point stuff for like winning games cuz Snape Snape is slyther I think that's that be that wouldn't be a spoiler she so I think like house points stay within the school grounds unless you this is more competing for quiddit sports I don't think like if they win a game in quiddit they get five points to Gryffindor like I think they lot cooler

49:35 if they did yeah she took points from Gryffindor with the troll thing more the whole point system is more of like a discipline reward system for the students more than it is for sports he's slyther yeah so maybe Any teacher I guess any teacher can give and take they're all like administrative I don't know who mgal would be I mean be Gryffindor right makes sense I mean I think she was on the team on the oh yeah yeah so she is Gryffindor yeah it is the house it's not the school that we got this we got this we're figuring it out together I think they have like home room like teachers for like each like well in England they call that form it's all coming together well form room teacher we're slowly getting it now it's

50:21 been a little while since I play we haven't seen [ __ ] foring Sea's Squad Ravenclaw probably won't much damn it we got we got seven more movies am I are we like a secret societ into school like Harry's about to die here just said like last person play got hospitalized uh he didn't say died though yeah just m believe in har bro you know football would be even more entertaining if they all flew around on room sticks yeah I guess in a weird way that's kind of what this is isn't it like I feel like it's more like a what it a uh Polo yeah it's kind of like Polo water polo almosts cuz I think the polo that they play on horses that's still with like the mallets and stuff that would make S

51:09 [Applause] yeah they have cheerleaders uh I don't see you got to give the women something to do while the guys play it's actually true D do are women not do they not actually play the sport Moto was on the team R we've talked Jesus Christ one I was waiting for him to say that to the referee is literally right you are right but in my defense the entire Gryffindor team was dudes he just it's Gryffindor they're sex we have already established mical been on the team before how much oxygen have you inhaled uh what oh my God people are going to

51:57 dude people are going to love hate the out of this video no they're going to like it we're we're here I'm hey Harry Potter fans we're serious about this I paid attention I am enjoying it just because we're talking and having fun doesn't mean we're not paying attention Ian yeah see there's a woman you gind Griffin snitch is worth 150 points yeah that does seem very okay why would the snitch be worth points when you the game just ends if you cat maybe you only need 150 points to win cuz there's there's a point system on both sides and oh yeah cuz you didn't throw that through the hoop I'm assuming for the goal well the the the snitch doesn't guarantee you the win it just means that the game ends so if your team is if the other team's

52:43 ahead by 1 points or whatever okay so that actually adds some layers to whether or not you want there are multiple layers to this it's not like you C the snitch you instantly win but imagine just running into somebody just like straight in the chest your it would suck dude you can yeah I mean she's yeah she's literally can you kill someone with a broomstick but if you fly in them fast enough like think he almost died from definitely get imp you can you can die from anything if you try hard enough I've seen a lot of that on 911 a lot of impalements mock dude that kid looks evil dude he kicked that [ __ ] out of them oh that's our [ __ ] keeper dog wrong wrong team bro wrong

53:29 house what I can't pull for Gryffindor I don't know Ravenclaw ain't playing this Slytherin what do you want me to pull for Slytherin why not I thought I thought we were on my house [ __ ] you know what yeah they were mean to me I want slyther in the wind Gryffindor oh oh do you get points for knocking him through the hoop uh no God damn oh he is is out dude this is awesome dude qush is dope this is actually really sick no I love this world I love what we're building right now man what what okay now they're just stunting on you dude they're hitting theing gritty while you guys are playing

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55:49 hands bro I fig you get your hands on it right you probably that's probably it yeah true true damn damn I mean literally what Bri was saying right slyther was kicking their ass and it just didn't matter that [ __ ] would be so no that would be I just think it's stupid that be like watching football and your team's beating the [ __ ] out of the other team hate that that I think any any game that has that aspect to it is annoy it doesn't auto win though it's not you you you get 150 points for catching the snitch yeah no you automatically win said not the game ends you get 150 points the game ends yeah that is how they said it you don't win you get 150 points therefore if Slytherin was ahead by 150 points the

56:35 game would end and and they would Slytherin would win look it up cuz I'm pretty sure that they said I I I have played the the quiddit games okay when I was a child I had to learn about this [ __ ] cuz I lost a many of times cuz I got my ass kicked and Harry Potter catching the golden snitch usually results in a victory for the Seekers team but it doesn't always the team with the most points at the end of the game win so C the snitch is worth 150 and often guarantees Victory however the other team could still have more points and win the game well key word here so say say you have zero points and the other team has 170 points if you catch the snitch you get 150 points game only win when the snitch is caught yes oh so like the game can just go on I I I want to say I I think that there

57:20 was I think that there is a a point threshold you that you can hit with a game soft ends yeah but if I'm not mistaken I mean lots of lots of oxygen in this but there were games that went on for like a while in some of the lore because like the snitch was never caught that's interesting but I'm not 100% sure on that let me know about that har Potter I was going say oh there oh they're going to correct us yo Sean's already researching hold on no I mean that's interesting cuz it did it did the way they said it it did make it sound like it would Auto end but it makes sense I guess yeah but like it said is often times when sneak catches the golden snitch or if both teams agree to a draw literally that's it yeah so like we can't catch it games can go on like there there are

58:06 games that have gone on for a while because of that what oh that's so sad you say like he never even like probably remembered him he was so young no I mean if he was a baby dude like he never got to hug him or anything that sucks this like it does like a really good job with like subtle touches about the sad stuff it's just heartbreaking D and you really don't realize until you get older like how how how really heartbreaking like this moment is and bloody hell and crage Captain too H look good oh my god do you think this mirror shows the future how can it both my parents are dead damn was it

58:51 like shows your desires maybe yeah damn only a small handful of kids stayed back I mean dude when I when I was like in college at the time like CU everybody went home for Christmas and like I didn't a few others that's pretty much how it was like like very few people stayed back but like the ones that did this mirror gives us neither knowledge or truth men have wasted a way in front of it I was going to say it just sounds like it's a rocking chair for dopamine yep it does not do to dwell on dreams har and forget to live I know as a kid I wouldn't listen to him but yo old dude we like that I'm listening to every goddamn word that man says I mean and like the information he said right there is just great though like don't don't

59:37 dwell in the past well I mean the idea too of like you know the the most desirable outcome is looking in the mirror and seeing you exactly as you are right like you are content with what you've become and what you're accomplishing fully realized individual mhm just wait till the Sao level VR dude it's over that's why I'm be spending most of my time I think that's where most people are going to spend most of their time it's not about to steal it what yo did you see him my dear I already know that dog Dro is like crazy oh Jesus oh little

1:00:24 dragon I think a little dragon no I thought uh no that's a wyvern that's a dragon look at it no dragons have four legs wyverns have arms for wings he's Dragon like there little baby oh bless him look he knows his mommy hello nor oh Norbert Norbert yeah well he's got to have a name don't he oh you Norbert Norbert the dragon dud if I had Dragon I name it I don't understand is that bad it's bad good evening God you suck hello poter I repeat nothing D look at him over there

1:01:09 smirking like a [ __ ] 50 points will be taken God damn 50 damn their house pissed at them you know I just realized since he's tattletail and he's the golden snitch with that goofy ass haircut oh excuse me Professor perhaps I heard you wrong oh yeah you were out too [ __ ] that's how you saw him detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons damn screaming oh my god wow I don't think this guy should be working your children dude we can't go in there are you scared students on oh you scared Maloy yeah Malo [ __ ] made shocked you quiet like a little baby wait werewolves are real you can be sure of that dude

1:01:54 he's he's evil dude this going to be one of those movies where like everything's real probably I mean I guess my my test did ask me if I wanted to study vampires or werewolf oh that's sick I can tell you quite a bit about vampires yeah we know yeah yeah I mean they know about vampires yeah we brought all the Diaries well one season of the we need to we need to finish watching the Twilight movies yeah we do Ron herone you'll come with me okay and Harry you'll go with M I feel like that's a bad idea you're going to send the kids alone the forest just so you know he's a bloody coward yeah that sounds about right oh my God that sounds right boy oh [ __ ] oh yo got a searing migraine

1:02:43 ow oh oh damn yo he's out oh my God bro Fang Fang was out quicker he's a child I'm going to give him a pass right now you think it's dead oh this is no no no no no no that thing's moving like a snake dude hell to the no hell to the no no no hell to the no stupid kid Harriet Potter run oops oh oh damn oh oh as long as Dumbledore's around Harry you're safe as long as Dumbledore's around you can't be touched it's like prison rules yeah right you got your homie to protect you I found that rur enjoyable speak for you

1:03:28 so are there Harry I love he's just done R already cheed out pretty sick classes you know yeah true good point but like you assume a test is a test like would three young Gryffindor such as yourselves be doing inside on a day like this what what there's a bunch of students we live here people will think you're up to something up to something bro I'll be like why why are you looking at me like that such a famous quote dude okay yeah it's a famous like like look at that oh dude he's like floating away the way the guy that was like sucking on the Unicorn was kind of petrificus totalis bye see you later buddy just L

1:04:17 after L after L bro I mean you can't spell Neville long bottom without the L's bro so yeah no I would never with her minione dude nah dude she just froze a guy horrible breath we have to move it yo they keep his nails de good for them I wonder if they do them their sales or they pay a groomer they probably got heavy ass Paws AGD they they like normal nail clippers but they're just bigger yeah heart stopped espe bit quiet to you run ay it stop playing but no zero hesitation I'm going in that hole e oh [Music] oh at least it's on the outer layer he

1:05:02 could take it off bro but they just put his hand in it I know oh God they are actually just going like full Bo constrictor right now huh do what I say trust me trust the girl bro Ron's going to die yeah R's going to die l oh [ __ ] that works bro he was totally the [ __ ] out we would have fine that's why you need that one friend in the group at school that did the reading right lucky we didn't pet bro I smacked the [ __ ] out of [Laughter] [Music] him oh damn oh my God that was a lot of

1:05:51 keys dude that was crazy that a lot of keys it's chest border oh dude so sick they sell this and I want it so bad oh what a life size no not life siiz but like of this like a chest board that looks like this I think it's like super expensive though how expensive who cuz think about it we we just got to have host a chess tournament that' be sick it's right off true [Music] Che there's something so incredibly like satisfying about using your Knights well in chess oh dude it's great I people with them like when when you can force a move like this where you force a check

1:06:38 and then it forc to be taken into a check mate just glorious it does seem the type doesn't he when next to him who would suspect oh that [ __ ] ain't got no stutter boy stuttering Professor quill see I was an ableist it was fake yeah you didn't know that you didn't know that I see myself holding the stone but how do I get it you the boy calm down D [ __ ] let's go I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore I've won the house yo good lie Li okay holy [ __ ] y God hey [Music]

1:07:24 bro you need to see some sunlight homie dude he needs to see a dermatologist and get that lanced off yes you see what I become the back of a head yeah right you liar kill him oh [ __ ] God okay that actually pretty yeah I mean I guess dark arts dude like you know probably got hands oh yo you can't kill a young boy [ __ ] what what is this get the stone his hand just oh oh god oh uhoh uhoh bro what the what the hell is Harry dude yo Harry is

1:08:11 killing a guy well he's um oh my God Force now well that'll remain on his conscience that's crazy permanent record yeah negative 150 points to G yeah he killed a teacher that's going to definitely uh get dinged for some points minus 50 points to griffindor for killing the teacher yeah yeah oh oh that's horrifying okay I creepoid MA y I ain't going to lie that whole scene was actually pretty spooky God that sucks having to wake up and immediately having to put on glasses bro GH

1:08:56 tokens he's like I'm going to steal some of this [ __ ] Harry what happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor quiddle is a complete secret so naturally the whole school D I love that he just acknowledges it bro she sacrificed herself for you and that kind of act leaves a mark no no he's on my scar Harry has an AOE effect of love it seems like it love dude oh that's awesome this this [ __ ] really just said the power friendship God damn all right fair enough fair enough I ain't here to judge I

1:09:42 lost e wax e oh God how do you even know what that tastes like he's been around the block he's had them all before yeah apparently vomit was just where where he drew the line bro those hats look so stupid don't talk about their wizard hats M's got a cool one like you know let's add some flare why they look like dunce caps cuz they're in school man you get to flare when you leave fair you know fair point I can't argue that in fourth place damn Gryffindor gind SM damn y'all suck they lost a lot of points you know in their defense they lost 150 just from that one time Hufflepuff we lost to Hufflepuff yeah we lost yeah we lost to Hufflepuff bro hey only because of hermy Ron and Harry our build's trash Raven CLW

1:10:30 yeah finally Ravenclaw getting ouring de literally we haven't heard anything at all about Ravenclaw the entire 472 points nepotism house wins again shocker damn us ravenclaws are tired of having to work hard only to be undone I say the stone give us like 200 extra points however oh damn oh it's like the last Stars ining Mario part it is oh my God a mighty grer with the cool use of intellect hell yeah 50 points well get Hufflepuff damn more like suckle puff get out of here losers for the best played game of chess that Hogwarts has

1:11:18 seen these many years 50 points see it's not like he's giving them extra he's just he's giv them the points back they lost yeah Fair unless he hits Harry with like 500 a million uh oh anding you Gryffindor House 60 points was that just enough to push them over as what 160 points yeah but a great deal more to stand up to your friends oh long bottom dude no shot to never turn next two together you baby the tie so does that mean that like he was watching them go through all these trials the entire time that's how he knew who did what he's like hey man it's

1:12:05 easier to sacrifice kids that'll be more next year yeah yo oh God [ __ ] my just bait and switch so you come into the Hall think in your house wi and it's all decorated Slither he's just like I me that's how Mario party is yeah true no they did they straight up got like bonus Stars yeah Mario party has made of [ __ ] bonus Stars they got Mario partied bro yeah nerds I mean for what they saved like deserved but still that's dirty I feel bad for slythering dude this was this movie actually came out at a time where if he like walked up to mou for and he was like suck it like it would have actually been appropriate yeah

1:12:50 Train's leaving go on go on come on hurry up dude sick ow where's your cat you like a CR or something or he got like a little leash with a bell n he just on his own damn I'd be like can I just stay here like I'll sleep in the forest I don't want to go back onto the stairs dude oh oh dude oh they're in the Justice League God that is so like heartbreaking oh dude oh he looks like he's going to cry I don't like that oh can them damn but Hagrid we're not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts you know that yeah okay if there's no B har there's no crime I actually feel bad

1:13:37 that he has to go home yeah that seems like dude that's like saving someone from like a wolf enclosure and then like sending them back it's like there Wass yeah we got you healed up and all these Band-Aids anyway it's time to get back in there's there's nobody that could have adopted him or something like yeah he couldn't stay with Ron well don't kill you make you stronger buddy yeah or Hagrid I mean maybe they'll back off knowing that he can do magic now but I mean living with the lonely guy that lives next to the woods that's probably a pretty good choice proba better than what he's got now standing next to train he he's as tall as the train he is as tall as the goddamn train that is insane dude look at that scene holy [ __ ] Hagrid leaves too dude that was great no that was

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