We BINGED The **FANTASTIC BEASTS** Wizarding World Trilogy

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Brief Summary

The video features Billy and Sean from Sorta Stupid providing commentary on the movie "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them." They discuss plot points, character motivations, and the overall world-building of the film, often drawing comparisons to the original Harry Potter series. They also share personal anecdotes and opinions about the movie's setting in 1920s New York City and the American wizarding world.

  • The commentators discuss the plot, characters, and world-building of "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them."
  • They compare the American wizarding world to the British one.
  • They share personal anecdotes and opinions about the movie.

Intro

The video begins with Billy and Sean expressing their excitement about watching "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them." They mention their ongoing playthrough of Hogwarts Legacy and their recent completion of the Harry Potter movies. Billy admits to only reading the first book, while Sean has listened to an audiobook.

Initial Impressions and Movie Start

The commentators react to the opening scenes, including the erasure of a symbol and the introduction of Grindelwald. They discuss the historical context of the film, referencing McCarthyism and beast ownership bans. They also joke about the amount of reading required to understand the details presented in the background.

Newt's Arrival in New York

The commentators discuss the New York City setting and compare it to their own experiences living in different cities. They react to Newt's suitcase and speculate about what might be inside. They also joke about the possibility of a wizarding school in Lord of the Rings.

The Bank Scene and Encounters

The commentators react to Newt's interactions with Jacob Kowalski and Queenie Goldstein. They discuss the characters' personalities and motivations, and they joke about the platypus-like creature, Dougal. They also discuss Dumbledore's age and the odds of a wand opening a bakery.

Niffler's Heist and Kowalski's Experience

The commentators react to the Niffler's heist and Kowalski's experience in the bank. They discuss the creature's behavior and the absurdity of the situation. They also joke about the American version of magic and compare it to Men in Black.

MACUSA and the Wand Permit Office

The commentators discuss MACUSA and the wand permit office. They react to the characters' interactions and the strict rules of the American wizarding world. They also joke about the female president and the wand permit office.

Tina's Interrogation and Newt's Case

The commentators react to Tina's interrogation of Newt and the contents of his case. They discuss the creatures inside and the potential danger they pose. They also joke about the platypus and the suitcase mix-up.

Kowalski's Fascination and the Anti-Witch Church

The commentators react to Kowalski's fascination with the magical world and the anti-witch church. They discuss the history of witch trials and the motivations of the Second Salemers. They also joke about the Farquad haircut and the hippopotamus.

Credence and the Obscurus

The commentators react to Credence and the Obscurus. They discuss the nature of the Obscurus and its potential danger. They also joke about the side effects of a magical creature bite and the backwards laws about relations with non-magic people.

Shaw's Rejection and Tina's Apartment

The commentators react to Shaw's rejection of the orphans and Tina's apartment. They discuss the characters' motivations and the setting of the film. They also joke about the small apartments and the flying laundry.

Kowalski's Introduction to Magic

The commentators react to Kowalski's introduction to magic. They discuss his reaction to seeing Tina use magic and his desire for his own chores to be done magically. They also joke about the odds of Dumbledore opening a bakery.

The Dark Wizard and the Orphans

The commentators react to the dark wizard and the orphans. They discuss his motivations and his connection to Credence. They also joke about the orphans' meal and Kowalski's reaction to it.

Inside Newt's Case

The commentators react to the inside of Newt's case. They discuss the creatures inside and Newt's mission to bring Frank home to Arizona. They also joke about the giant dung beetle and the Jane Goodall-like wizard.

Creatures and Credence

The commentators react to the creatures and Credence. They discuss the Obscurus and its potential danger. They also joke about the dung beetle paradise and Credence's whereabouts.

The Church and the Chandelier

The commentators react to the church and the chandelier incident. They discuss the anti-witch sentiment and the power of the Obscurus. They also joke about Kowalski's reaction to the magical events.

The Escape and the Hippo

The commentators react to the escape of the creatures and the hippopotamus mating ritual. They discuss the absurdity of the situation and the characters' reactions. They also joke about the glowing horn and the rhino.

Senator Shaw's Death and the MACUSA Meeting

The commentators react to Senator Shaw's death and the MACUSA meeting. They discuss the implications of the Obscurus and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about Tina's snitching and the American version of magic.

The Obscurial Explanation and Grindelwald's Influence

The commentators react to the explanation of the Obscurial and Grindelwald's influence. They discuss the potential for Credence to be the Obscurial and the motivations of the characters. They also joke about the villain's suit and Dumbledore's expulsion.

Tina's Sentence and the Memory Removal

The commentators react to Tina's sentence and the memory removal process. They discuss the characters' fates and the power of the magical world. They also joke about the good memories and the water drowning.

The Rain and the Bakery

The commentators react to the rain and the obliviated Kowalski. They discuss the implications of his memory loss and the potential for him to remember the magical world. They also joke about the dung beetle paradise and Credence's whereabouts.

Grindelwald's Escape and the Storm

The commentators react to Grindelwald's escape and the storm. They discuss the implications of his actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the roofying of the city and the fluoride in the water.

Frank's Release and Kowalski's Bakery

The commentators react to Frank's release and Kowalski's bakery. They discuss the implications of Frank's release and the potential for him to return. They also joke about the construction unions and the oliviating of Kowalski.

The Memory Loss and the Bakery's Success

The commentators react to Kowalski's memory loss and the success of his bakery. They discuss the implications of his memory loss and the potential for him to remember the magical world. They also joke about the old timey wiener shot and the bakery goods made out of the animals.

Membership Plug and Crimes of Grindelwald

The commentators plug their membership and discuss the Crimes of Grindelwald. They also joke about the Harry Potter song and the merch.

Crimes of Grindelwald Opening Scene

The commentators react to the opening scene of Crimes of Grindelwald. They discuss the setting in America and the presence of guns. They also joke about the little creatures and the helmet hair.

Grindelwald's Escape and the Polyjuice Potion

The commentators react to Grindelwald's escape and the polyjuice potion. They discuss the implications of his actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the Elder Wand and the dead people.

Newt's Ministry Meeting and Brother

The commentators react to Newt's ministry meeting and his brother. They discuss the implications of Newt's actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the Teletubbies and the pure bloods.

Grindelwald's Followers and the Circus

The commentators react to Grindelwald's followers and the circus. They discuss the implications of his actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the three year abortions and the portal Dumbledore.

Dumbledore and Newt

The commentators react to Dumbledore and Newt. They discuss the implications of Dumbledore's actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the Phoenix and the riddles.

Newt's Team and the Baby Nifflers

The commentators react to Newt's team and the baby Nifflers. They discuss the implications of Newt's actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the underwater animals and the minister.

Jacob's Return and Queenie's Charm

The commentators react to Jacob's return and Queenie's charm. They discuss the implications of Queenie's actions and the potential danger she poses. They also joke about the bachelor and the AIO jacket.

Queenie's Choice and Newt's Mission

The commentators react to Queenie's choice and Newt's mission. They discuss the implications of Queenie's actions and the potential danger she poses. They also joke about the feminism and the roofying.

Paris and the Maledictus

The commentators react to Paris and the Maledictus. They discuss the implications of the Maledictus and the potential danger she poses. They also joke about the snails and the Bulbasaur.

Grindelwald's Offer and the Niffler's Search

The commentators react to Grindelwald's offer and the Niffler's search. They discuss the implications of Grindelwald's actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the Chinese creature and the narrow feet.

Queenie's Mind and the Adoption Papers

The commentators react to Queenie's mind and the adoption papers. They discuss the implications of Queenie's actions and the potential danger she poses. They also joke about the postage and the little woman.

The Hotel and the Interrogation

The commentators react to the hotel and the interrogation. They discuss the implications of the interrogation and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about the sewer water and the woolly mammoths.

Dumbledore and the Ministry

The commentators react to Dumbledore and the ministry. They discuss the implications of Dumbledore's actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the mcgonagal and the Boger.

Lita's Story and Grindelwald's Manipulation

The commentators react to Lita's story and Grindelwald's manipulation. They discuss the implications of Lita's actions and the potential danger she poses. They also joke about the silver tongue and the sister.

The Parasites and the Truth

The commentators react to the parasites and the truth. They discuss the implications of the parasites and the potential danger they pose. They also joke about the Matrix and the middle head.

Credence's Identity and the Family Tomb

The commentators react to Credence's identity and the family tomb. They discuss the implications of Credence's identity and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the Nicola flamel and the company tomb.

Leta's Choice and Grindelwald's Rally

The commentators react to Leta's choice and Grindelwald's rally. They discuss the implications of Leta's actions and the potential danger she poses. They also joke about the fire in water and the second conver.

Grindelwald's Speech and Leta's Sacrifice

The commentators react to Grindelwald's speech and Leta's sacrifice. They discuss the implications of Grindelwald's actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the skoa and the or.

Credence's Identity and the Dumbledore Family

The commentators react to Credence's identity and the Dumbledore family. They discuss the implications of Credence's identity and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the dumbest Stone and the wizard School shirt.

The Secrets of Dumbledore and Hannibal

The commentators react to the Secrets of Dumbledore and Hannibal. They discuss the implications of the Secrets of Dumbledore and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the Hannibal and the Voldemort.

Grindelwald's Plan and the Beasts

The commentators react to Grindelwald's plan and the beasts. They discuss the implications of Grindelwald's actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the Magneto Xavier vibe and the pensive.

Snape's Character and Newt's Purpose

The commentators react to Snape's character and Newt's purpose. They discuss the implications of Snape's actions and the potential danger he poses. They also joke about the dragon scales and the Bambi.

The Attack and the Twins

The commentators react to the attack and the twins. They discuss the implications of the attack and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about the suitcase and the stupified.

The Chilling and the Election

The commentators react to the Chilling and the election. They discuss the implications of the election and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about the glass and the righteous leader.

The Tie and the Manticore

The commentators react to the tie and the Manticore. They discuss the implications of the Manticore and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about the oversized cockroach and the 23 sco.

The Dance and the Choice

The commentators react to the dance and the choice. They discuss the implications of the dance and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about the port key and the girl boss.

The Election and the Dumbledore Intervention

The commentators react to the election and the Dumbledore intervention. They discuss the implications of the election and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about the perogi and the bad Omen.

The Wedding and the Confrontation

The commentators react to the wedding and the confrontation. They discuss the implications of the wedding and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about the giggle juth and the sinking ship.

The Election and the Chilling Choice

The commentators react to the election and the Chilling choice. They discuss the implications of the election and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about the Zuko and the ick.

The Battle and the End

The commentators react to the battle and the end. They discuss the implications of the battle and the potential danger it poses. They also joke about the perogi and the bad Omen.

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0:00 Billy it's time for Fantastic Beasts but I don't know the subtext of the movie but it's the first one is it also to where to find them that's what it is yes I want to find them dude I'm hype dude hell yeah I'm so excited we're playing Hogwarts Legacy this week we finished all eight movies I read the first book have you gotten any further no I I quit giving a [ __ ] kind of worst no I I just I haven't had time I've been listening to the podcast and and and audio video dude the S was like a dragon wow Nothing Gets By you big dog thanks yo oh [ __ ]

0:45 holy okay H yeah and that wasn't green either yo they got erased with a another of spell G grald Hogwarts increases school security giggle water G water hell yeah brother the Bronx Ginger Witch is that say is soccer what risking War so wait did they just have their whole period of McCarthyism earlier than we did oh a beast ownership ban oh quidditch wow Biden inflation in 1926 man didn't stop oh there's too much reading and can't read it all there's so much why probably so much if dude if you went

1:31 through and freeze framed this there's a lot of information what we in New York City what the New York City you ever been to the uh Statue of Liberty no I never cared enough right on man I don't know anybody who lived in New York that actually bothered to go I I've always heard that that's why I was kind of curious it's one of those things like I can go whenever so I'm just not going to bother and I moved and that's how it was in Oregon we only ever went to Portland for the airport yo we never visited settle down now please won't be long his suitcase just I want to know about doall yeah I did I was saying about it you know it' be a dope like if they had like a wizard School in Lord of the Rings call it like smog warts dude that' be dope man we'd

2:16 learn how to craft the ring yeah I don't trust him anything edible in there no let St must get that P let me take a look yeah I mean bro what did you expect could you have been any more obvious oh oh yo ni yo I need that that was awesome he's like oh he's just fing weird next I mean you know British yeah it's true dude I love when British people get so mad at us when when we joke about Britain the way we they joke about America only we could do that yeah

3:01 I saw its eyes shining white eyes no Ruby so this is kind of like their they they're all kind of like living amongst one another it seems and it Dove down there down underground oh yo oh [ __ ] all right get anything dark wind blah blah some sort of atmospheric Hy I missed the days where we could describe science as Hy uh what you know at this point I probably run I wouldn't just stand there but well that's a real whizbang I tell holy [ __ ] ah are we not going to it's an earthquake it's just the underminer dude this looks

3:49 crazy what um [Music] okay this great City Sparkles I'm not trying to be a jerk here but like man I do not like New York City damn you're just a hater it's just too busy man it is very busy I'm too much of a bumpkin we need to go there just to see I want to go how you it'd be a fun trip I mean I can I can handle a city I just don't like being in them that is a huge hot dog they're like yo Burn these [ __ ] let's do it again my case no harm done excuse me they totally mixed their cases up what you to our meeting today you sounded crazy and I'm British are you a Seeker a Seeker after truth you

4:35 heard of our what I was thinking I was like quit it oh Harvey Dent you dare what what what is happening dle chill the out yo she is rocking that Gizzy still dude she got a mustard like little yeah she she going after it dude I respect her did he just what was yo D likes money oh my God it's so cute is d a platypus what he kind of looks like it dude D I totally called it though it was so obvious can I help you out of all those people walking in he just has a natural magnetism I do like that navy coat

5:22 though that does look good so dumbledor is supposed to be what like 40 at this time cuz 1920s he something something I saw a couple people say he was like 115 at like yeah so he be like 35 40 you had to get aone to open up a bakery yes what are the odds of that well the best dude dude Dall is just robbing his place blind oh oh no he laid an egg hey Fella Mr like this man laid aing egg n what are you doing I'm taking the egg I'm taking the egg dude I mean and then I'm cooking it homie wait yo he just he's a professional can we get I want one dude he is just going from bag to

6:11 [Music] bag dude this dude like no self the pepper spray oh my God I love that dog I love him bro where is he putting the all the money dog oh he's still in that he's still in that leash bro up up all right Mr ksk oh hello it's my grandmother's recipe the orange zist y those donutes are fire though if you haven't had those the bank must be protected Mr Kowalski good day to you Dam that's how you end the conversation you just ring the bell I guess holy [ __ ] how is no one seeing him dude he's he might as well just been flipping him off when he went

6:57 by hey I think you're EG is hatching it's like what's more important yo oh what uh I don't think he's supposed to show Muggles that [Music] right oh theing Dragon excuse me everyone settle down everyone wait is that don't let me come down there wait looks like a walking stick oh sh so you're going to steal the money huh dude so quick kosi really dude he's awesome he's a

7:46 baller dude so he just like pushes the money like he went through all the same deposit boxes wow nah dude I'm walking out of there with that platypus full full up no don't shoot don't shoot damn what the hell was that this dude is losing his mind dude I would be you have seen far too much I must kill you now this will be over a jiffy oh [ __ ] I'm taking you in we taking me in where magical Congress the United States of America what oh damn so you work for muuza muuza the no match no magic the non- wizard uh

8:34 sorry we call them Muggles you wiped his memory right also say Muggles is a much cooler word than Nomad yeah Nomad sounds like like a gen Z term yeah like dude that's a good looking shirt on you no mat you no mat we don't allow the breeding of magical creatures in New York we closed that guy down a year ago like how was I supposed to know that we don't use phones shock the American version of magic does not seem cool no it [Music] doesn't this makes me feel like it's this is like more Men In Black than it is it does har Potter only difference was he made that look good dude the mops

9:21 [Music] were wait they wax your wand charge extra in some places yeah I mean major investigation Department I thought you was Major investigation department damn they're going to Mid no human could do what this thing is capable of Madam president you you know how you can tell this is like a fictional magical world huh I say you know how you can tell this is a fictional M magical world how female president damn am I wrong damn I didn't say I wouldn't vote for a wand permit office God this place sucks so hard you were just Equatorial Guinea and I've just completed a year in the fields I'm writing a book about magical GES like an extermination guide God damn wow

10:08 Goldstein where was she did she just Goldin did you just butt in on the investigative team again oh this is a common occurrence again where have you been what where'd she pick you up so she has no authority to be holding him there huh no Mr grave sir he has a crazy creature in that case and it got out and caused me I'm in a bank dude what aing snitch not a coolon right bro they they they up that platypus I ain't watching this man he there's no way bro is that his yeah that's what I thought I thought that guy took his suitcase when he hit him mother head with it oh yeah that's a

10:53 problem my man said oh [ __ ] uhoh Co wski I actually kind of like the idea of just dude muggle in New York City got a got a briefcase myal you know what I wish I wish this guy was actually Dumbledore and like that he just has Amnesia or some [ __ ] bro sorry Grandma you're a disappointment Kowalski that's right his grandma even calls him by his last name no at that point I just yeah after what I thought nope no hell yeah no I'm opening that case can I pet that dog can I pet that dog holy sh oh my God what is

11:41 that uh it looks like a c cuber dude it looks like it should be on Fraggle Rock Grandma my mom your M flying on a switch your godam oh the hands are breaking wands holy [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] so this is literally an anti-witch I mean it's a church so I mean like literally the signs we need a second Salem well they those second salemers mhm remember the witch trials were really just about men hating women yeah that tracks no I mean for real like woman can't read or a woman

12:26 can read witch burner yep they wanton equal rights witch you've been doing magic boy is it a witches Mark ma'am no is that going to be that other lady's mom they got the same farquad ass haircut dude farquad uh hell yeah one of the Charlotte Hornets it was a gigantic huge hippopotas it's hippopotas dude hippopotas yes damn he got [ __ ] up now he's going to become a big moth that would be so dope bro there's no way nothing to see here it was open just

13:15 a SM is he to FL things on the loose again uh might be I like him dude at first you didn't trust him I didn't he he was he was being Shifty but no mat holy [ __ ] I get it I'd be a little Shifty too if I was taking care of nothing to worry about little things like that it's like a naked porcupine e hello hello Adit that is a slightly more severe reaction that I've seen But if it was really serious he'd have oh no yeah that that's not good whatever it is he's got it be flames out of his anus and he doesn't seem wow what that is quite the side effect dude 48 hours of a fire butthole yeah

14:01 dude I know that you have rather backwards laws about relations with non-magic people that you're not meant to befriend them that you can't marry them which seems mildly have said to me who's going to marry him damn so like Voldemort low key would have loved to be American yeah it seems like it this is all just some big nightmare right both of us Mr Kowski it is kind of wild to think about actually uh oh that sneaky little [Music] [ __ ] damn oh damn get nerd I love that it pulled his hat down too oh god oh I don't like that world it was like one of those hairy primate things oh millions of people read your newspapers and they need to be made

14:47 aware about this danger I'd like you and your friends to leave no look you're you're missing a trick here listen to father and just go and take the freaks with you damn holy [ __ ] you lost our vote we hope you'll reconsider Mr Shaw keep weirdo that way you may enter the Kingdom of Heaven until then we thank you for your time now those kids get whipped for sure I don't be trusting that little girl bro crazy yeah dude she be here you go freak damn don't you put that in the trash where you all belong wow holy [ __ ] it's crazy how nice Senators used to be before what they've become know right mhm dude Kowalski is

15:35 just honestly I think this is about how the average American would would take it that you Tina yes Mrs Esposito are you alone always alone Mrs Esposito God these apartments always sucked my grandmother had uh one like that where it's just like three floors oh yeah they're so small that like it was like a two-bedroom but in order to get to the second bedroom you had to walk through the first bedroom M this is my sister your sister seems a lot cooler than you wish it was that easy to get laundry done right that's the best part about magic y Kowalski is just who are they dude he is mesmerized oh you just watched the lady

16:21 put a dress on with magic true oh that's rough he didn't get the money he wanted for his Bakery damn you know how to re mind don't worry honey most guys think what you was thinking first time they see me all right be so much flying and all that other [ __ ] we were talking about like this this is what I want powerwise for my napkins to just fly to me yeah for my chores to be done for me laundry to be done for me you prefer stud huh honey it's like I'll stay here forever hell yeah dude no she's not no she's not I need them to open a b together my God

17:08 yes what the that's insane dude that looks so good I'm not going to poison you it's like you just watched her make it a that's so cute he says sit your ass down dude he's like we ain't leaving it's like you respect these I'm not going to lie my man I mean it definitely helps if it's a pretty girl doing it but he is Ling the Magic World very well that is true I would have thrown up at least once by now yeah probably like in that first teleport thing that he did probably every single one they did now this is a murderer yeah D like I I could just look at his Lloyd Christmas ass body count for sure what do they say tell me do you think I'm a Freak no n he's totally a wizard is he actually

17:55 magic I saw this child in close proximity to your mother she I saw so plainly or is it his sister oh that little girl you want to join The Wizarding World I want those things too greed Clear Water find the child and we'll all be free I mean yeah in there I mean if you found out that Over Yonder they're just vibing with Wizards and people like why would you not want to yeah get out no we're orphans M and pop died to Dragon pox when we were kids box the greatest meal I've ever had in my life oh you slay me he's like I'm trying talked to a no match before

18:40 really like I feel like we shouldn't be here right now I know right thought you might like a hot drink bro he is still in like a vest and his tie bro he still doesn't know what's happening like he doesn't want this night to end I wouldn't no I would bro if I just had the best meal I've ever had and I'm a chef one I'd wonder what I've been doing my entire life he's such a Vibe what what oh it's like a tardis he just that's awesome damn did man say you coming bro I love him all right come on I got hot cocoa pretty lady Mak my dinner gives me hot

19:27 cocoa yeah dude I probably need a 2XL [Music] suitcase oh you take that um what what is that is just a big old HK of meat yeah I've been studying him and I'm pretty sure that his Venom could be quite useful if properly diluted Jesus Christ it's like a yo-yo probably shouldn't let him loose in here though okay I mean you got to be a little out there to take care of creatures like this God him and Hagrid would get along so well you're right Hagrid would love

20:14 him whoa holy [ __ ] this all inside his goddamn suitcase he's got a umbrella so he's the real reason I came to America [Music] [Laughter] to bring Frank home I found him in Egypt he's all chained up had to bring him back going to put you back where you belong aren't I Frank a to The Wilds of Arizona he's going to [ __ ] some [ __ ] up in Arizona Arizona I guess yeah he's just out there in the desert he said go [Music] ASU there's a giant D Beetle it's just rolling dung bro I'd

21:00 hate to see who [ __ ] that same I want to live here not with the the [ __ ] Beetle [Laughter] but e hello you rescue these creatures yes that's right rescue nurture and a little dude educate my fellow Wizards about them come on a that's a pretty bird it's like the Jane good Olive wizard he's got the little tree guy with him he had a cold all right that is exactly why they accuse me of favoritism I'm coming Mom's here Mom's here hello here that looks like the tail

21:46 that was sneaking into the uh building it looks like their uh mama got away yep N I don't think I'm Dreaming give it away I ain't got the brain St make this up bro same would you mind throwing some of those pellets in with the moones over there he's like whatever whatever words you just said bro yeah sure sure I love that he's just going about it he's just vibing I mean what is he going to do true dude he just has like it's like a giant terrarium it is yeah yo what the hell is that a bearded

22:31 dragon lion thing bearded lion easy oh my God they're so [Music] cute wa oh there is look like they're wearing big old glasses uh what is that that looks ominous yo just keeping Voldemort in his suitcase that looks like like when when the Death Eaters like move around that's like the smoke what's the matter with I said step away this is like the first time he's kind of gotten serious it's an obscurus so where would you say that a mediumsized creature likes broad open

23:18 planes where where might she go Central Park and where is that exactly where is Central Park it's like not from here bro what's obliv me I hope you let you wake up and all memory of magic gone roll some [ __ ] in the background poop y you know what though this is a dung beetle Paradise though cuz that's all they do they just roll poop and like my man just got a whole terrarium full of animals greet where have you been oh yes Credence Where Have You Been he saw a Bad Moon Rising he saw trouble on the way I didn't realize it was so late oh yeah oh oh yeah I think you're right not

24:03 surprised it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the belt again feel like that little girl's totally going to use magic to stop her her from being him D yeah probably no I mean that would be an interesting twist just like you know magic hating Mom has magic in a family that hates witches is that has the reach come to the Reach people like you don't know Mr Kowski oh well I'm I I'm sure people like you too huh not really no I annoy people same brother M oh my God he is the

24:52 best you said hey man he's literally a CER literally oh [ __ ] it oh holy bro you got a wand why you doing all the hard work that chandelier is probably so expensive oh yeah I you do the spell that sets everything back to way it was oh [ __ ] lock it [Music] dude dude I love just watching it [Applause] a get him he tried to step on him he said well wait a second here he

25:38 said my beloved look how I guess maybe that's I guess that's why he doesn't pull him towards him [Music] normally ain't looking too good oh no that way fine oh oh it's just like an actual Lion Wait why is an actual lion just just put this on uh why would I have to wear something that's what I would ask for protection SE to breakage under immense Force H always we your helmet Billy but what about the rest of my body hey you know could being a [ __ ] you got a helmet yeah fair enough got to protect the

26:24 brain I mean are you surprised but we made him Coco a a don't worry if you made me Coco I would stay same tell me has anyone ever believe you you told him not to worry well my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice that's true wow she needs to make oh [ __ ] she's in heat w wow damn bro bro bro that hippo was like this ain't going to work okay it's funny cuz they do have like mating dances like this for animals and stuff

27:09 right oh no uhoh what [Music] uhoh she say mama likey she said nice mustache stuff oh my god oh dude oh dude D where you going oh no shot godamn monkeys my man is getting chased by a glowing horn freaking Rhino and that's what

27:55 happens oh my God Mama's like I get that ass wait their hordes can do that that's wild oh my God she's about to make sweet sweet love to that thing she was really ready to tear it up K she's just that ass she was looking for hell yeah it was nice to meet you Jacob she said can I pet that man man can I pet that man oh that's yeah it's not good good yeah I afraid of dark but that that would make me

28:41 panic that look like Teeth kind of does wow oh oh no that gu hella dead bro uh-huh oh my God oh my God is he going to break in hat oh [ __ ] he is super dead oh yeah he is yeah just just a tad oh oh goodness what what yeah and they were saying he was the senator too right yep well not anymore which is he's like yo I tried to tell you bro there's no way she's going to try this again I swear s to interrupt but this is critical oh so again this is she

29:27 interrupted them again yeah and this seems a tad more important than uh it's like a un meeting yesterday wizard entered New York with a case full of magical creatures and unfortunately some have escaped where is this man in the suitcase in in in the suitcase man you want to go in there and find out snitch bro she really is the worst really is he's the greatest though he's like oh this this don't look right he's said what's up y'all who creature did this I was an obscurist there is no obscurial in America I think there is impound that

30:14 case Grace damn please you don't understand nothing in there is dangerous we'll be the judges of that take them to the sou look what you've done they'll be fine until they find his obscurus she wasn't such a snitch this never would have happened I'm so sorry about your creat oh my go shut up dude dude I hate her can someone please tell me what this obscurial obscurius thing is please there hasn't been one for centuries yeah about that when we were still being hunted by Muggles young Wizards and witches sometimes tried to suppress their magic to avoid persecution I'm telling you that little girl is suppressing her magic and made this [ __ ] instead developed what was called scarce calling it now that would

31:00 make a lot of sense too because he was the one that called them freaks my mom your mom which is going to die which number one so you think it's her I don't know if it's her yeah I think it's her she is like into this chant well that's why she made that thing because she's been having to suppress everything yeah it's going to be Voldemort cuz that's where Voldemort or think right bort I mean dude mom beats his ass with a belt right just for being out late imagine if she found out her kid was a witch that'd be nuts she'd probably burn her alive bro the villain I'm calling it he's the villain whoa he does give Vibes his his his clothes are way too sharp no I didn't thrown out of Hogwarts for

31:46 endangering human life I love his suit though that two-piece looks awesome your teachers are strongly against your expulsion now who be which teacher what makes Ela yes so fun of you he's a good man I'm not one of grindle Wall's Fanatics Mr Graves I wonder what you can tell me about this yeah of course it could not hurt anyone Tina so it's useless without the host useless that is a parasitical Magical Force that killed a child what Earth did you use it for uh-huh a weapon yeah I mean Americans am I right yeah guilty of a treasonous betrayal of

32:33 your fellow Wizards and are sentenced to death oh my God bettered you no she's done nothing at the K she receives the same sentence wa holy [ __ ] wow oh oh she knows dude holy [ __ ] bro what the what oh yeah why you smiling while you're doing it y yeah that's crazy dude they're all smiling oh it's just a really big memory thing come on oh they're having like the good memories while the chair Scoops them up bro you want to get in

33:20 huh oh they go in the water and drown dude this is SES know you've been seeing Ruby oh [ __ ] uhoh how did you let me obliviate this guy and she'll never hear about it from me I I love her dude hell yeah dare I say girl boss girl dare I say way better than hering sister you're one of us now oh n dude they they they they they get married and having all sorts of kids uhhuh the little stick yeah no he's not oh what in the world um

34:07 yo yeah he's like screw spells he said Abracadabra [Laughter] [Music] [ __ ] jump listen to him I'll got you I believe I fly it's a World of Magic what else what other option you got yeah dude I've got you Tina oh bro she's cooked bro hurry up damn yo what a homie yo yo bird for the wi dude dude that is a crazy assassination like tactic yeah why not just a a vadara dude like leave his brains come on J leave his [Laughter]

34:53 brains get in yeah I mean honestly Fair uhoh yeah I don't like this don't you bring this negativity shut up I ain't saying [ __ ] bro you're the one bringing the negativity into it I'm bring I'm I'm bringing the anxiety into this no homie she don't want to go on a date with you what you got there ladies things you want to take a look I don't mind oh good gravy no oh good gravy you get well now thanks nerd yeah I mean dude if she knows what they're thinking I mean the magic of sedu yeah n this poor kid is broken we find this child as soon oh God I want you to have this Credence I would trust very

35:39 few with it but you you're different I want to know what this connection is you already know his mom's going to be like the hell is that do this and you will be honored is he like one of the the grinda wild guys he's got to be cuz he he you know bro wants to use the obscurus for a weapon essentially and you know he's going to try to like yeah and I feel bad for my man's here he has so poor like human contact that like this guy being nice to him yeah dude it's just I mean imagine you're raised in that home yeah it's the only kindness you know yeah there's only one still missing dle my dummy guys site problem is that um he's invisible yep that's lovely love that how do you catch some

36:26 with IM difficulty oh the little tree gu just chilling yeah bro oh uh now relax he was an informant of mine when I was an AA how did she go from being an aura to just being a wand and permit person maybe she accidentally killed someone maybe like the cop and Die Hard Die Hard thanks for spoiling that like you were going to watch Die Hard with us maybe one day but now not it's the best Christmas movie ever Bri y won't even remember anyway oh I'll remember ask my memory is good that drip chain sure is Buddy awesome dude that would be so sick this'

37:11 be a really cool place to smoke Opium yeah six shots of giggle water and a low Blaster please that's so sick dud dude homie just made it look easy oh well no mes like you no I'm the only one like me good answer the whoa [Music] what holy shees I saw you hugging that second Salem boy his name's Credence she beats all those kids she's adopted but she seems to hate him the most probably the haircut it is the haircut the M that's how I lost my job oh

38:04 dude that looks so cool you're a guy with the case full of monsters huh were his fingers bent backwards oh God don't like that muu is offering more than that uncope I got five damn bro with them teeth you going to bite through that damn cigar wait a minute absolutely not no that's a boat truckle right oh no oh come on they pick locks am I right you're not having him he's got a couple others I know right a I hate that so much dude there's a Mr

38:51 Graves I was wondering what you knew of his background you ask a lot of questions that can get you killed oh yeah that that tells you quite a bit oh [ __ ] wow bro oh [ __ ] oh Mr narac yeah get our boy back yo my for reminds me of my foreman yes yo feeling himself yeah dude that's said giggle water bro yeah I forgot that's what it was called giggle water what you doing cre ow homie having a clear water revival oh no a little CCR where did you get this give it back oh I

39:36 knew it toy uhoh uh-oh low key knew it as soon as she sh showed up in this I knew if it was him it would be too obvious oh bro I am not your mom oh my God it was mine modesty oh oh oh what is this don't with a witch retribution I can't tell I don't know is it like what if they're all witches I mean if their moms were witches the Beast yeah the invisible Beast you say Dall was that his

40:23 name holy it's the obscurest CU D wouldn't hurt someone yeah okay then got her try very hard not to be predictable like what does that mean like me guys no bro it's like I'm stilling all I can before I bounce out this piece he just looks like a little grandma just got a bunch of candy we want a butter Scotch most likely immediate future wait it site operates on prob ability what is babysitting babysitting that oh holy [ __ ] A they're

41:09 buds homies he said I got you precious is my love so they grow to fill available space Oh that's wild so that's why it grew after it went in there whoa what oh you can probability oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh that's why I hopped on them that's actually kind of crazy that literally they grow to their available space yeah so if they have an infinite amount of space like out in the open massive massive uh I don't want a cockroach in my hand

41:55 ever you he said in just watching him D across the room good luck no I believe in [Music] him is that I it's going to go into the teapot bro I want the Cockroach hell yeah oh that's epic just a little baby there have to be teapot why not just go with like a small box cuz you put a lid on it oh true he's like oh yeah I got the roach fish comes what a homie though literally just

42:41 just shopping around the mall find candies and [Music] stuff you tried to give me away I'm going back now you we need to talk he got some issues yeah he's got his little hidey hole all his money he said I'm so shiny come on give me a give me this IL morning it's only the best wizard School in the whole world I think the best Wizarding School in the world is Hogwarts hogwash [Applause] damn he sense his danger dude is the bird control the weather yes I think so cuz like before like it was before he calmed it another scene is that me

43:29 where's your other sister cred need help the little one where did she go help oh oh sh godamn you said you could teach me you're unteachable your mother's dead that's your reward I'm done with you wow oh come on come on let the let the powers activate my magic is physical violence oh oh D holy [ __ ] I owe you an apology yeah I'm sure you do you can control it go off cred y do your think cred Mr

44:15 oh what wait wasn't hit the whole time oh D holy [ __ ] is that it that that's the scar thing didn't he say that they normally don't live past 10 yeah which is probably why he's so powerful right if I don't come back look after my creatures oh everything that you need to know is in there don't give it to her give it to like the homie the dude not not her she's already r at you out dude I don't please let go of me Jacob hey hey hey you're the one that said I was one of you kiss yeah I know get it over with yeah D oh [ __ ] get her done oh that ruined

45:02 it no my wand you guys drop your wands all the time I don't know what you're talking about what was the last time you held your wand it's right here safe yeah safe to survive so long but this inside you credis is a miracle dude you're a turd come with me he's going to think of what we could achieve annihilate you in 5 seconds my guy oh we're touching chips you're always turning up you're least wanted holy [ __ ] damn Wizards don't walk or run anymore do they why would you they got to they got a step counter so I hit 30 literally I got my 30 steps into the day

45:49 Credence Credence I can help yeah I don't know if that'll um if that'll work I don't think he's down for some good conversation I just was like how do you even stop something like that good luck with guns that's the American way right there open fire boys the Harry Potter with guns here it is true let's give him the 23 sco we're you asking for a Harry Potter with guns yeah but I want a wizard with a gun as a backup yeah Dirty Harry Potter yeah dude dirty Potter yeah just like come on [Music] yo I just want you to know Eric I feel

46:34 lied to about what you you said there was Johnny Depp we have had no John I was wondering that I was like is this the one with Johnny Depp no I lied to you dude apparently like unless he's going to show up right at the end and yeah can I come over to here then being on the train tracks anxiety Jesus Christ yeah the track well oh that is intense dude don't do this keep talking to him

47:22 he'll listen to you he's listening I know what that woman did to you to be the hero I mean she's been thinking she's been doing the right thing the whole movie Just annoyingly so well she also interrupted and helped him in the past right yeah well from beating him before yeah it's like here's somebody that was honest with you and did help you you frighten freedance oh my God if you just listen oh no they're just going to kill him I think they did kill him yeah wow well here American Wizards you know they

48:08 just they they they shoot answer questions later you know yeah like I think he had crack on him I mean I guess at least he can't use him as a weapon now he has broken one of our most sacred law that has us scuttling like the G bro bro is definitely one of the uh Ste true nature law that directs those under its Dominion to cow in fear lest we risk Discovery yeah I'd like you to relieve Mr Grace of his wand and escort him back is you really going to make me do this yeah damn oh bro he's on head on he doesn't give a what Jesus

48:55 Christ reia wait oh hell yeah oh bro bro that look is so sick holy [ __ ] that's dope do you think you can hold me we'll do our best Mr grindle Walt I'm so excited so about asking him whether or not he was in the movie or not I a spoiler I know well I was Wonder I was wondering if maybe like you mixed up the movies or something you know magical Community is exposed we cannot obliviate an entire city wait is that a piece of him I think we can

49:41 [Music] what oh it's the dude it's the dude it's such a cool design but it seems that now you're our only hope Frank get that ass Frank I do love that his name is just Frank it's like the whole Brian Dumbledore thing Frank's got that good [ __ ] he's very glossy too I'll miss you too say keep your chin up [ __ ] he said Dirt Off Your Shoulders dog ball up top peace you know what you got to do drug everyone they're like the was that oh yeah he can control weather dude

50:27 so he's just putting y damn bro roofying a storm that's crazy peel Cosby wishes what about the people that are inside God damn it man they're yeah them too see this is why they put fluoride in the water that way that way we don't remember Wizards and [ __ ] that makes sense it all tracks it's real reason the Arizona is still so fuing hot new never got to deliver Frank that's what it [Music] is that was sick he went to Seattle [Music] instead why not just finish building the building them

51:13 [Laughter] yeah you're going to fix the construction bro why are you trying to put the unions out of work my bad my bad I can't I can't be putting the trades out of work like that yeah bro they got families to is that no match still here no no it's in the suitcase olivate him even one witness you know the law oh no he's right there let's take him with you leave New York dude just wants to go to Wizard school right I know right that's all like how like how do we know maybe you could teach him somehow I was never even supposed to be here I was never oh dude she's so heartbroken at this go up on a bakery man everybody knows n

52:00 Only kept me around because why did you keep me around because I like you cuz you're my friend and I'll never forget how you help me oh he's like I didn't want that yeah oh that's cool then thanks I would just run out in the rain really fast I got to go you don't though well his little creature should give him some of the jewels that he got [ __ ] dude that's [ __ ] me up to make some money for for his Bakery I know right send him off with some riches it's just like waking up right I want it so much to like not work for some reason that's what I'm hoping bro but I I [Music]

52:47 I ah what the [Music] man I liked him dude that's ass and maybe there's like a loophole they they obliviate him but they can go like go get him later you know he don't remember any of it he's a nomad though can't feel bad anymore you don't even know what he I what the [ __ ] what was I doing I was like I was at a bank was this what it's like ADHD walking into a room he's just like what happening he's like why do I feel so good though damn

53:34 man oh nah bro that's going to be it's going to be full with money he's going to steal all his money from his little platypus buddy and give it to him bro oh yes yeah dude yes yeah dude that's what I said he should have done I was oh no it's the eggs you are wasted in a canning Factory please take these oky eggshells as collateral feel B that counts if you had said all those nice things to Madam pickory about me I wouldn't be back on the investigative team now but I can't think of anyone that I'd rather have investigating me that was a interesting a quiet life for me for now on just me and my beasts I'll look out for it Fantastic Beasts and Where to find it she said it she said the

54:19 thing kiss I'll send you a copy of my book if for me I'd like that I would just go like New York in in this fing Universe sucks no I will say like bro BR British Wizardry stay winning true American Wizardry ass it's one of the few things you know yeah kiss very much even though I don't like her bro what crazy is like her book Mark is going to be like a dick Polaroid or something just a real like old timey wiener shot what what n dude I'm just saying this he's going to make his move he going to give her a book with a with an old timey dick pick I mean everything old is old timey back then bro you realize how long a dick pick

55:06 would take with those things it probably give us urethra The Black Lung wow from The Flash yo love Polaroids do take a while man yeah a little skip I want to see the bakery yeah oh [ __ ] dude come on now bring her in yo he's got a line around the door he's got a k he's got a delivery ve kski come on where's she at yo he made he made he made Bakery Goods out of the animals no he did not oh my God y a why why do I feel like she probably works there or some [ __ ] dude storage all right thanks

55:53 P yes and there's no rules about them seeing each other again yes there is literally R you're right you're right you're right [Music] oh I kind of like that they left it open like did he remember did he not Billy what did you say dumb Stone where can I find Early Access I don't know where can I find Early Access where can I find Early Access sort of stupid membership sort of stupid

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58:10 very dark yeah like different turn damn we're back in America [ __ ] ah where's the guns at oh dude I want that for mosquitoes that would be actually kind of baller that'd be so awesome Hy oh what is that hey buddy what's up I love the little creatures we've gotten to see oh cool to be rid of him makes me we'd be more than happy to keep him here in custody dude her hair look like a helmet it's time for him to answer for his crimes in Europe prisoner is secured and ready to travel why would you want to move a

58:57 magical person like you have never goes well yeah like you have them under control I say hear me out we just Bea him to death persuasive so we removed his tongue [Music] who G World wow that's crazy that's actually crazy I was like us running earlier yo it was Mr Spielman we found one way and we found this nah y'all done screwed up yeah n which one's W damn n this is Si wild Whiplash you know

59:42 what yo America they they they're stepping it up this movie I like the way this is starting though dude n bro his toes are over the edge you are stressing me out wait the other one oh oh sh what no more silver tongue bro why you talking trash you know it ain't going to work out whale n i mean look at this dude oh like that's oh oh brother poly juice oh damn it was poly juice wasn't it yep that's him oh [ __ ] so grindle holy [ __ ] he's got the Elder Wand [Music]

1:00:29 wow oh he dead those people all died bye holy crap what oh that's creepy as all hell bro he evaporated his wand oh damn is that like a pacifying like monster or something bro bro there's like more action in this first scene than the entire last movie holy crap oh [ __ ] that would suck uh-oh I mean that's a way to do it I guess yeah my man is controlling the lightning

1:01:14 bro Jesus is just evil Santa Claus dude he really is if mave saw him she would just be like ho ho ho ho anytime she sees a dude with a white beard or a white mustache it's just Santa dude she saw she saw Robotnik from Sonic 3 I was like ho ho you joined the calls my friend oh damn what that tongue do though [Music] bro soy no holy [ __ ] I knew it Antonio damn you know what n Antonio's fine bro bro he just did that so casually well I mean at least gave him a Fighting

1:02:00 Chance yeah he dropped the wand wow bro your organs would be obliterated I was hoping a shark would just come up and swallow him whole that was sick this is a way to start the movie though dude I I have so many questions I'm ready like between this and seeing like the title plus like I know I know the reviews were not as good as like the the Harry Potter movies but like it's just because people like to complain about everything like I'm sure it's going to be fine oh it's already starting out very fine like I I am not displeased at all but fine means bad yeah there's nothing wrong with a seven Billy fine does mean bad you're right sevens are still good yeah sevens

1:02:48 are passing even great plus sevens are subjective like a Arizona 7 is a Mississippi 9 that's true that's true depends on the location our dude he's back the only respectable Hufflepuff it's true yeah what is he doing now ow l oh Theus thought it would be good if I became part of the ministry family did he actually say the words Ministry family that sounds like my brother are we finally going to be able to meet his brother that's him right there oh my gosh it looks like the thing from Teletubbies oh my God it does holy crap damn he just got a dick Dustin dude he

1:03:35 did he did you got to knock the cobwebs off yeah bro you hop in pick why do strange creatures love you so much well there are no strange creatures only blink blink people okay I it's my fifth attempt these is I know this isn't this isn't going to be like the other times this is try and keep an open mind and maybe a little less like me is he trying to get him a job with the ministry of magic or something it kind of seems like it you want an end to the ban on you traveling internationally why because I like to travel internationally I was just collecting material from my book on magical Beast you destroyed half of New York no that's actually fact incorrect on two countes let him defend himself the committee will agree to lift your travel

1:04:22 ban under one condition you join the ministry yep ooh the brother depart o so he can keep an eye on him mhm hell no dude dude no he's like my brother sucks bro many pure Bloods believe it is their Birthright to rule oh not only our world but the non-magic world as well o that would be such a massive problem if this [ __ ] was real I'm sorry you're talking about queen as if he were still here survive n how long have they known he's survived you want me to H breed down to kill him same old Commander G what are you doing creepy yeah bro I'm taking on the job that you

1:05:08 too soft to do that's cuz n's not a killer I know right they're trying to hire him is basically an assassin and and n's literally like he he he's like I just want to help the creatures n the time is coming when everyone everyone is going to have to pick aide even you no he's neutral yeah like my man just he he's siding with the animals M like he he doesn't care about he walks with the animals talks with the animals a Jungle Book ooh yeah that would worry me a little bit they're watching you yeah that's why always watching N

1:05:53 scander I assume this means I have the job like unfortunately bro I usually don't say this but just right out the gate that man looks like a pervert Yeah Yeah I just can't believe they're literally like sending assassins after cedon I'm not surprised I mean I mean they went from the witch burnings to like finally being at peace for a 100 years like homies just like we're burning it all down damn you know what I I do respect the fact that like mans get out of prison and immediately gets a fade like right looking good W the green spell

1:06:38 damn this will beable after a thir cleans they have to kill them yeah they did go to the circus now want to be in nobody's house with them still alive you just like obliviate and just tell them that they have a different life and they live somewhere else we want only freedom freedom to be ourselves interesting is there a kid yeah there was a doll [Music] baldemort this has me on edge I'm like waiting to see what he does and going to adopt him and take own oh

1:07:25 oh damn oh damn damn holy [ __ ] oh wow [ __ ] liberals am I right Jesus Christ we're starting off three year abortions holy crap I'm just like dude this the wow wow I mean I mean Voldemort also tried to get Harry right when he was a baby I mean it's not that surprising I guess they did get him true that wasn't Harry then what the [ __ ] what oh what are you okay [Music] okay oh yo oh it was a uh a portal Dum

1:08:13 door or a port key it was dumble door Dumbledore oh [ __ ] wa damn preat holy crap I love the immediate denial and then wait never mind nebulous I mean yeah he would be young here oh he hits him with oh they're still convinced that you sent me to New York what wand was Dumbledore didn't have he doesn't have the no growald has the yeah growald has it right now right whoa well I guess we know how that ends then there's a story in my family that a phoenix will come to any Dumbledore oh [ __ ] Fox and then it took flight when he died

1:08:59 never to return with all du respect Professor I don't believe for a minute that's why he told me about the thunder we all know know Dumbledore and his riddles mhm F don't even get me started I swear to God if he is like that in this I'm I'm must um n he's not old and wise yet yeah probably like what like 40s 50s maybe the pure Bloods think he's the last of an important French line I say 20s 30s no 20s we looking at the same person not lead's brother that's what they whis he's a wizard man stressful job wait lead's brother brother or sister wherever Credence is in Paris he's either in danger or danger to others yeah I mean interestingly enough though we didn't see him with grindlewald again

1:09:45 the second proposal oh what's that magic trick a safe house in Paris reinforced with enchantments could a place to go for a cup of tea absolutely not bye do you know why I admire you n you simply ask is a thing right in itself yeah but forgive me for asking why can't you go I cannot move against grindle Vault it has to be you why can't he move against W in your shoes I'd probably refuse to good evening n wait no damn damn reverse psychology bro yeah I'm I'm going say it that would work on me with the you sure last chance Dumb Stone still uh uh

1:10:33 using people's pawns man mhm freaking dumble Stone dude yay awesome yes of course he's trying to steal what's up man it's a smaller one bye is said said you'll never get me baby you'll never catch me alive what why does he just God there's multiple oh [Music] [Laughter] no boing Bunty Bunty Bunty the baby niffers eluc dude that thing is crazy

1:11:19 looking well done oh that's brilliant just a glove with an amulet on it or necklace oh dude what a cool job mhm oh my God no NOP NOP no hell yeah I do this let's go wait I just realized he's got a Bunty too yeah that's awesome like tea beanie man yeah perhaps you should take off your shirt yo buy o I'll drive quick enough awesome whoa bro I love this I love underwater animals It's So Dope I'm terrified of same I don't like how

1:12:04 stressed she is like I Believe In N but damn said you know it's do it's just seaweed that's what I imagine is grabbing my feet and I time I swam in a lake oh that'd be so sick dude it's a seaweed monster yeah kelpy that's awesome what oh hell's yeah dude bro that is so sick dude what a good what a good thing thing what was that God damn it's always something but I want you to go home now buy shall I call the minister I want you to go home [Music] please all right and I already dried he's like I love him he doesn't

1:12:53 care no way wa what yo you were supposed to have been obliv I know it didn't work pal the potion only erases bad memories I didn't have any she filled me in on all the bad parts and uh here we are I guess huh dude hell yeah good for them and I'm I'm glad so happy it's just just us honey me and Jac what damn and I aren't talking cuz at the L not allowed to not allow is he Charmed not allowed to marry them it seems very

1:13:39 much she charm him and a tizy anyway cuz of you no he's just on drugs n's Commander with fiance L strange brother Theus an unknown woman what no so Theus is marer not me oh oh oh wait wait did she tell oh they thought it was the other way around she started dating someone else o he's an aura his name is Achilles toer toer bro what the [ __ ] he's drugged up he's Charmed dude on that good [ __ ] hey that just leaves room for Bunty to sneak in there bro Jacob and I we're getting married

1:14:26 Mar he like new I'm marrying Jacob the is happening you've Enchanted him haven't you yep what damn Eric called that [ __ ] oh wrong I missed I'm just you got a head shot bro oh my God Ed I want to that Beau holy [ __ ] she is holding this man against his will yeah I didn't expect that to dumb you like that that was bad timing Quinny brought him here against his will that is an outrageous accusation look at him he does look happy well yeah he's Enchanted

1:15:12 then you w mind if I um oh Queenie you've got nothing to fear if he wants to get married we can just lift the enchantment and he can tell us himself dude I respect n for doing this he doesn't want to get married does he I mean bro you're just literally say this man from being rofi like essentially s oh damn wow yo how much did she have oh God damn oh he has no idea where he is no was his mind actually wiped and the enchantment gave some memories back maybe it's very nice to see you where the hell am I right now I always wanted to go here okay so he does remember her but I I

1:15:58 can't have you risking everything like this you know you're not giving us a choice sweetheart you're not giving me a choice one of us had to be brave and you were being a coward damn if I'm a coward you're a say it I didn't say it you didn't have to I didn't mean it sweetheart yeah you did oh bro fine see S I hate this I mean it's like you did magical rofy him I get the you magically ruied him he didn't say it but he thought it and it's like well you can't you're you're [ __ ] women in my right thing is my man I'm on his side dude because he's making the choice of like like you you are literally making he doesn't want her to go to jail he

1:16:44 doesn't want to her to put her at risk yeah and like by her them getting married now she's literally got a Target on her back the rest of their life spit get I'm sorry like I'm on homie side here take that ladies feminism's dead long if it's that important just put a ring on your finger you don't have to have the ceremony you don't have to be all fancy if it's that important what I'm curious all it is is a promise between one person and another person what I'm curious about mostly is like did did she have the discussion of like if we go to London it's chill or or she just she literally just seemed two of dro on him where it's like they're they're Progressive here they will let us get married properly but but the

1:17:30 thing is she Charmed him in America and brought him to London he had always he said I'd always wanted to come to London he didn't know know he was there so like she strewed up charming and brought him there only way you me England you know what I'm going to roof of you bring you over here because they're more Progressive and now we can go ahead and it's like but you didn't even give me any part of this conversation if and I'm sorry to say but like this is an important step in your life like literally getting married and if you're going to rofy someone into making that choice what's the rest of the marriage going to look like I mean you're not wrong it's so important some people do it several times you know what's weird you got to get it right you know you got to practice I wonder if they have those you're wrong you are correct like I wonder if they have those laws in the America version of this for reasons like this yeah because it's like well now a nomad is dating a magic and she is able

1:18:17 to have full control over him without s what yeah I'm saying it cuz I'm talking about in am I know but the Noom match sounds like a weird like it sounds like a slur like way more than sounds way more like a it yes it does no it does not yes it does no absolutely I disagree wholeheartedly plus like no match has like no rhythm hold on hold on Bri Bri where do you sit on this yeah where do you sit on racism Bri she obviously RAC woman obviously bro I can read her mind right I can read her mind right now let me tell you for me male no bro you're forget she hates for the woman that's very manly I was trying

1:19:03 to get you know your opinion yeah I forgot you hate women yeah where where do you sit on [ __ ] that's what she said I heard her Mumble it under her breath play it oh no no you can give us your thoughts Bri thoughts Bri thoughts Bri agree with what don't magical rofy your husband with what or don't magical rof your boyfriend I I don't I don't think this probably needs to be said but a firm sort of stupid stance don't R your sides but I understand why her she understands roofying people no not roofying people I I I said I said hey pill Cosby calm down I said I see both sides but I know why hers is so wrong but I get why she's so desperate for well I understand like her being

1:19:48 tell you dragging your the thing is it's only been three months for them I understand her being desperate but it's only been 3 months but back then I guess things were a lot different do you would rofy your partner out of desperation well I think that's why the laws saying is completely wrong that's the wrong part of the whole situation yeah Eric that's the wrong part of the situation why you focusing on ruine Eric yeah why you thinking so much about it because homie was straight up making I get why she's so desperate because because it is legal I can see why it's like devastating like what a devastating thing of being so drastically in love with some people are going to want to rebel and some people are going to be like no it's too scary but I guess for I guess what I'm trying to understand is well why can't you just start a family

1:20:34 why do you have to get married in this world if bad thing you got think back then she would be a [ __ ] back then things were drastically different dude you can back then homie could have just bought a ring they don't have to have a ceremony and held the neighborhood because what they're doing literally is legal but they said if they got married like she would be arrested she go to prison and I'm assuming I don't even think I don't even think the ring on her finger don't have a ceremony don't put it in paper just have it between you guys I don't think she's supposed to date a a muggle 100% I agree with that and I think when you marry someone it's like it's on paper it's it's also one of those things too like if you go back and this is probably getting lost in the weeds a little too much but like someone who reads minds and then like if you attached to that to what like Dumbledore

1:21:20 was saying like the reason he likes no is because he's not seeking power cuz like if you if like literally everyone that we've seen in Harry Potter is seeking power to some some extent right yeah I mean I technically yeah um so it's like one of those things that like you know she she met a guy like all my man wants to do is bake bread and I don't think she like envisioned that life for her I think she didn't Envision that until she met him and now she's like head over heal she didn't think it was possible Right like the world is falling down around you it's like that's your one little safe space I think she just wants to feel that safety for and continue to build on it and she doesn't care if they get in trouble I can forgive ruying me once but twice twice but but but across international waters again one time you know what you

1:22:07 get one pass I don't like flying so maybe now I will she did abandon him in London so I'd be a little pissed yeah now he is standing in the middle of a street Lon come back I think what's crazy is he's actually standing on the wrong side yeah true oh my God [Music] oh well I'm a bachelor we're having an adventure again let's go hey n down here yes be with you in a second oh hell yeah the homie that's a bigd I got my own problems oh n me and him would be best friends uh-huh Tina in Paris looking for Credence genius okay we're going to France pal uh hold on I'll get my jacket

1:22:53 I've got eight what what AIO jacket AIO jacket dude this is awesome I like how like that thing looks like it has elf ears I dry you off Manti dude I heard nuk gives a sick [ __ ] as to yeah dude I've taken nflers with me of course always yeah dude nah dude they they need constant just attention you can't leave them alone yeah sort of stupid in Paris I think we can make that happen dude be kind of sick hey I am not eating snails I also that's es cargo it doesn't I'm not eating that either though I have eaten snails what hell yeah wow and we never saw him again by Kid he

1:23:40 just floated off into the sky yo oh God what is that look like a Bulbasaur okay it looks a little less creepy crazy what a haircut can do we escape tonight I've told you to stay away from dude your beard looks like a butt oh what is that thing so if he wanted to die he would just drop those in the bath with him I think so live laugh toaster bath man you know I present to you a maledictus wa oh she is the carrier of a

1:24:26 blood curse destined through the course of their lives to turn permanently into Beast holy [ __ ] every night when she sleeps Madame M she is forced to become snake she is forced to become a [Music] dragon oh I think you were right the first time about the snake yeah no that's dude yeah that's his snake that's vort snake oh [ __ ] when he horcrux it yeah yeah body of a snake oh [ __ ] get his ass I like recognized the name but I didn't know what it was from well I also wonder if the character we saw in the beginning with the split tongue if that's also a snake oh

1:25:14 maybe holy [ __ ] that's what that thing was dude that's awesome look at its tail said it oh that's awesome I say let him go all right time to call n yo my man is just wow wow and the entire circus is already just done bro that is sick everyone just gets into the pizza like a pizza what you hungry yeah a little bit what the wow wow if the rumors of his identity are correct he and I are distantly with ated if I could show you something better something that proves who he is will the ministries of Europe

1:26:00 and America Let Him Live H oh oh dude bro what what oh oh that's the thing yeah gretings bear he must come to me freely and he will the trail that will lead him to me the strange and glorious truth who we is he the dad Credence is the only entity alive who can kill him ooh what do you think I should say to her if I see her well it's best not to plan these things let her roofie you and see how it goes yeah dude hi it's me Zuko like get it is super simple dude you just tell her that you missed her right and then you came all

1:26:46 the way to Paris just toine her that's a lie she'll love that no cuz the sister knows that it's a lie just don't say nothing about no Salam is Right 3 2 one in the bucket you go that'd be crazy oh my God scre just one time [Music] AUM uh yo get looking AO niffler what is the niffler going to do he's going to look for things oh they're all memories he damn like this mother

1:27:32 crazy what you found bro he's like I ain't even need my front arms and we're looking in the dirt now um he's like yeah it tastes like Tina a Chinese creature they can travel thousand miles in a day miles take you from one part of Paris to the next in a single leap oh okay Tina stood here she has incredibly narrow feet have you notice uh-huh follow that feather Follow the Feather Follow the Feather dude do what he said was I not bro wasn't done um okay oh yeah bro was like where the hell's my bucket you got to have that PK key you know yeah dude

1:28:20 [Music] oh no no I used to be to do yeah with a mic in front of you when you give them popcorn you know they're just trying now children all catch or not I mean you miss bro you got to move your head uh-oh uh-oh bro he looking tired he been through some [ __ ] wonder if she's just like questioning her life right now I would be boss Jacob yep went to the ministry of magic yep told your sister doesn't exist yep yeah that would she having a rough day dude am oh yeah can you imagine she opened

1:29:06 her luggage and could not find the postage you imagine being in a group of people and being able to read all of

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