We Binged The **SONIC THE HEDGEHOG** Trilogy

0:00 It's time to go fast, Sonic. Is it and collect rings? Is it? Is it? Are we recording? Am I Am I? We are recording. We are. You got me this time. I'm sorry. I had to go this fast. Sonic, I convinced them. Twitter Twitter basically made them change the character. That's all I know. It was horrifying, dude. If you guys were part of the Twitter revolution, drop in the comments below. Yeah, for perspective, it is blind. They have not seen it. No, I have seen it. I love this freaking movie, but I have not seen Sonic 2. So, I'm here for the ride so that I got to watch Sonic 2 with them. Damn. Y'all are going to be very happy. I'm telling you, this is a solid movie. I like this one. You're going to be Sonic fans by the end. I believe I I you know, it's like I said, I like the character, man. I just I like Game Gear when Yeah, same. I was I was a PlayStation kid. I wasn't really

0:46 freaking Sonic always pissed me off cuz it never made I just I couldn't process everything fast enough. I also did this when it came out in theaters. I don't even remember how long ago that was. Oh, I was thinking it was Jim Carrey being chased by a mad man with a mustache from the Civil War. Also, before you realize it, yes, this is one of the guys in Doug Tales. Yes, I was like, wait, what? Oh my god, it is. Is this Dewey? Yeah, it's Dewey, dude. It was thrown through loop for a second. What? Oh, yo. Okay, that was that was like one of those All right. three weeks earlier. The island where I'm from. Also, first two games were great and Sonic Spinball. I play that all the time. The entire island in less than two seconds. Also,

1:33 there was no He's so cute. Island, right? That's adorable. See, I could never move this quick in the game. I was told to keep them secret. And like any kid, I did. Bro, I'd have too much drag. The momentum would literally like I would burst into flames. Basically Obi-Wan Kenobi. If Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beacon 8 mice, I wish I understood this reference. Oh god, oh. Oh, okay. We just we just immediately pops off. Wait, are those like Knuckles is No, what? This is a wood. Uh, yeah, I forgot about that. Ever seen and that means someone will bird mommy's going to die? The only You have to be kidding me.

2:20 To stay hidden like, bro, this is like the first 5 minutes side of the universe. You can use rings to do that. I don't want to go without you. They're magic rings, bro. We really startle this. Dude, you have to be kidding me. [Music] Sonic the Hedgehog got to go sad. That's Oh my god. One. I'd lose my mind. Oh, 296. Wait. He is he he is He's doing what any any kid does next to the construction sign that says your speed. He's running past it over and

3:07 over again and then checking it. Okay. Respect. I Yeah, bro. I I still do that in my car. Strategy, baby. Just kidding. A duck stole a bagel, but they No. Okay. I was like hoping that would happen. Today is your lucky day. That is not That is awesome. Let's keep this our little secret. Okay. I've got a library. Oh man. Oh my god. That's amazing. Dude, can you imagine being able to do that? Mushrooms.

3:53 Let's not worry about Tom. Green Hills, but he just wasted that just to look through the honor. Well, no. It's like he can open it. Ouch. Ouch. There is one person in town who's actually I love they keep the memes. The crazy guy. The blue devil. We have fun. He's just having fun with him. We have fun. Oh, yes. Keanu, you are a national treasure. Factual. True. There's a bomb on a bus. Y want us to watch John Wick? Let us know. We're trying to get Ruff to do it. Yeah, I've never seen it. I want to see it. Basically, seen The Matrix. I've seen The Matrix. I just haven't seen The Matrix, too. You are still rather

4:40 lonely. Damn, that hit a note real quick. Yo, raccoons really just do not give a dude. They Nope. Mm-m. Also, I don't know where they're getting these raccoons from because of the ones that are around here. Dude, literally, I went to open like my back door one day and it was standing on its hind legs. It was tall as like a 5-year-old. It was massive. It looked like too. Yeah. It looked like it was a toddler trying to rob my trash can. It was terrifying. Like I rarely ever actually scream out of terror. Like I I literally screamed and like slammed the door. Like it was that big. It scared me that bad because of your thoughts. Yeah. You just all of a sudden

5:25 like you don't expect something the size of a furry child. Like it was a hairy kindergartener like looking up at me with like the darkest black eyes I've ever seen. It was like it was I will kill you. Yes. for this banana peel. Yeah, raccoons don't play. San Francisco sucks. Oh, forget those. Well, did she buy two cakes? She bought two cakes. Now that is wife material right there. What about that time you use the neighbor's Wi-Fi? Correction, I'm still using that. Technically illegal. Tell you all that I've accepted a position at the San Francisco Police Department. He's telling me he's talking to the raccoon. There's going to be like three people. It's going to be tough to leave my hometown and all my friends. Or the turtle. It's going to be the turtle. It's got to be the turtle, right? He is looking down.

6:12 What do you think, Sergeant? Oh, okay. Fair enough. Okay. You can't make me believe there's actually this many people in Montana. Like, I could run eight times as fast as that. I was like, at that point, that kid's running 40 miles an hour. Yeah. I was like, mad mad. Imagine exactly who you want at the plate with a game on the line. Sonic His right shoe is messed up, man. If you win this game, you'll be the most beloved kid in Green Hills. Dude, he's so lonely. Guy left. He's a real space. I mean, you think about it like his entire life, right? He's been alone.

6:58 Yeah. He's giving me Roger from American Dad vibes. Damn, dude. He is so That is so incred. Yeah. Like, damn, bro. Oh, that's awesome. They made his eyes glow like that, too. Oh, damn. Did this man just I'm pretty sure Montana did not need the help to be this dark. Oh my god. I'm sure no one knows. This dude knocked out a satellite, right? Or Wyoming. I forget which one we're in now. Well, same place practically, but So, damn. Does do his quills have a hive

7:44 mind or something? Like, it's even electrically charged, too. Yeah. What's the deal, yo? Understands technology. You want to send in a lab rat? Not just any lab rat. Oh, no. Is this going to be Is this weird? Weird. No. No. Psychological tire fighter, but he's also attack is is revolution. [Music] Billy, what did you say? Double stone. Where can I find early access? I don't know. Where can I find early access? Where can I find early access? Sort of stupid membership. Sort of stupid membership. Sort of stupid membership.

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9:15 you know. Slow door, Morty. It gets him hard. That man was like grabbing his gun. Quantify. Agent Stone. The doctor thinks you're basic. I'm in a The doctor thinks you're basic. I'm sorry, Major. What was your name? Benny. Nobody cares. Jesus. I wanted to look into Charlotte's Web. I used to watch the cartoon, right? Like, yo, think you think about it, dude. Like, e even if you were like, I'm about to beat this man's head and the second you see that be like, never mind. No, he's the boss. He is the boss. They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water. You do what

10:01 you're told. Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss. He is awesome so far. Holy crap. Got drones just But imagine if Sonic looked like he did in the original stuff cuz then it would have been You wouldn't have been able to take it seriously. Yep. No, not even a little. Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks by the Native American shadow wolves. He was trained by the shadow wolves. What's Jim? He's a pretty good villain so far. Oh yeah. Yeah, dude. He's eating it up, man. I love Jim Carrey, dude. Goodbye, cave. Damn, man. Dude, because when you're there, you're family. Cuz when you're there, they did not just plug Olive Garden. Olive Garden's great,

10:48 bro. Honey, I love that he's still eating the cake. Damn. Okay, I'm in with minimal nonsup supportive sister. Meow. Oh god. Bro, no. Well, that's bad news. Wow. He's got What would you do? I probably would close the garage and immediately leave for San Francisco.

11:35 You didn't even lock it. Are you? You abducted me, right? You talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line again. Fair. on earth. Get probed. You think you're worried? I'm not even wearing pants. Fair. Little help. Just Do you guys catch that? That was what he said his dream was like in the beginning of the movie. What? He wanted to He wanted to help somebody that when they were in a life or death situation Oh, yeah. Yes. Oh, damn. You're right. All together practically finishing each other's sentences. Okay. I I feel so bad. He wants to make a connection so badly. I know. I just

12:20 love that he calls him donut lord. Hello, donut lord. He's a good man. Yeah. This makes me want to watch Ace Ventura. Oh, no. Dude, listen. Uh, like you can even see its reflection in his eyes. Damn. Bet you go way back to the days of tipping cows and being in a drug. Damn. Jesus. Rub that in my orphan face, Mr. Wakowski. Jesus. Oh my god. Why don't you have your staircase carpeted?

13:07 Damn. All right, here's the thing. Oh, he's going to see the quill, isn't he? Oh, damn it. Saw the freaking quill. That's a big mama. Oh, god. One. Wait, don't hurt him. Yeah. Oh, uhoh. Big mama's angry. This feels excessive a little bit. Yeah. Remember he said his legs feel like jello or something riding it. Can you believe Amazon is going to deliver packages with these dudes? Oh my god,

13:52 this shade, bro. Holy [ __ ] Let me know if you want to go round two with the blue. Round two with the blue. Uhhuh. And who that? Maybe I should check to see if you were okay. You know what's hard about being Oh, Jesus. Piece by piece. See what makes a tick. Yes, doctor. God, bro, he is hailing this role, by the way. Like, dude, he he is like the I don't I don't legitimately think that there's anybody else that could have done it better. Are you? What are you? I'm a hedgehog. I feel like that's obvious. Take back my rings and use them to go to the mushroom planet. [Laughter]

14:38 to the mushroom planet. Realized a few things. A I have no idea where I'm going. All right, I heard you the first time. You don't have to pile it on. What? All right, get in the truck. Really? You're going to help me? There's going to be rules on this trip. Number one, do exactly as I say all the time. I need to know. Would you do it? Would I take a Sonic the Hedgehog road trip? Yes. Hell yeah. I want to say yes, but also I feel like part of me would feel like a hostage at this point. And what would be if I said no? No, that's a good point. I don't think he was going to do anything. At least it didn't seem like it. I don't think he was. I'm just, you know, like I don't know what this thing is, man. Either way, you got the science the the weird government scientist guy. I don't

15:25 have a broad knowledge of normal hedgehogs, much less ones that can run over 300 miles an hour. True. Be your best friend. Donut lord, would you stop with the donut lord? I wouldn't call it spying. We're all just hanging out. Only I wasn't invited and no one knew I was. We got to see it. No, no, no. This is not some fun family road trip. Okay. Trust me, there's things inside of rubber band balls you don't want to let loose. There we get there. Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place on earth, but you have to stay in the car. [Applause] [Laughter] Oh, no. Men in black, but not as likable

16:12 or uh charming as Will Smith. Wait, what kind of we talked? Okay. They already know. Oh my god. Do you know what I did in response? Uh, I'm assuming that you reported him to the set him on fire. And when I catch you, hello. [Laughter] I feel like I I would be so stressed from that situation. I don't even think that I would notice that he insulted me there. No. Like that would be like one of those things. I'd be taking a shower 5 hours after work or whatever and be like, "Hey, that was that was

16:57 unnecessary. Let's go. Howdy, partner. Oh my god. Mr. Partner, come on. We're leaving. But there's a ZZ top cover band. You got to see their beard. It's squishy. Oh, look at this. It spins. Oh no. Suppose we can spare an hour. What? You're going to bucket list with me? Why not? You won't regret this. I'm pretty sure I will. I do love that that guy's voice. Like he it's just he has like dewy energy no matter what. Right. Yeah, he really does. Like it's just like I don't know. It's literally his voice just brings that kind of vibe. [Music] [Laughter]

17:43 [Music] be a basketball. Oh, he's eagle. Oh, I'm okay. Tame a wild animal. Nessie sing national anthem. Having a good time. I am having a good time. I'm having the best time. What could go wrong? Oh, hope bar fight was on the list. Hipsters. How dare you? Oh, hey, you know what? How dare you? It's supposed to break. Uhoh. Nice going. Thanks. It's awesome. Right. Who's next? Who wants them? Who do I get

18:30 to beat him up? Oh, you. [Laughter] He's just not strong at all, huh? Oh, this is awesome. Oh god, damn. That man's about to have his religion changed. What? Oh my god, dude.

19:19 Oh no, that's just cold blooded. Like I wonder how they filmed this. Yeah. Yeah. And insane amount of CGI. God. Yo, that'll work. Yo, that [Music] So, should we get out of here? You know, I just realized he's wearing like two different shoes. Wow. I can't say for sure. Oh, the snacks.

20:08 those damn hipsters. Right. Another one off my list. You are a weird little I'm Wait, do you mention the bar fight? Did Did he actually have it on his list prior? See the the rest of that list? Cuz it feels like it keeps changing every time we see. Well, no. Boom said that he saw the bar fight. So, that means that I was wondering if he had barf fight on his list. I didn't see it. All right. So, we have start fight. Yeah. Start a bar fight. Run along the great wall. Dress up like sail the high seas. I think might be right. I'm wondering if it's going to change every time like we get to look at it.

20:55 Why am I not surprised on that one, buddy? Wasn't that what he always ate in the cartoon? Like he loved chili dogs in the cartoon. I think so. Chili dogs was like his thing that mushrooms and stuff. I want a chili dog now. Look at it this way. Also, I'm pretty sure the guy that voiced him in the cartoon was uh the guy played Urkl. Wow. Come on, dude. I'm calling it out. He's going to be the one that marks that out. Y'all should probably leave that that hotel like Really, bro? You got a neck brace on.

21:41 Wow. Oh god. He said, "Love yourself open." Brilliant, sir. Thanks. [Laughter] But, you know, we're not best friends. You tucked me in last night. I don't know. See if I have what it takes. What? Donut lord. That's not a very good choice. Small town. It's a very small town. Uh, it's not small. There are hundreds of people. But they don't. They call you cuz you're Tim as your dentist says. Yeah, Tim. I [ __ ] love Jim Carrey. Dude, this is

22:28 crazy. I'm not going to lie. He looks like playing this role would have been so much fun. Why has he got the equivalent of the Batmobile? He's Dr. Robotnik. Look, I I get you, dude. There's no way I would not crash, bro. I would go right off the road. Oh, no. No, no, no. Not again. Hey, hold on. Why? So, yeah, definitely like an emotional response thing, huh? Uh-oh. Dude, that literally makes him a rolling EMP. That is nuts. Guess I had a bonus life.

23:15 Oh yeah, baby. A Sonic one, a big tank zero. I'm Oh my god, he's flossing right now. Yeah, out of here. Is that all you got? No, but thank you for asking. Oh no. Does he even need to open the door? Probably not. It's just for style points. I think that tank just had a me. Oh, it's my turn. Wow. He said, "Please take it." [Applause] Okay. Yes, we did it.

24:01 There's another one. You have to be kidding me, dude. Who is this guy? Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? It's all about family, Tom. No, he did not. No, he did not. Let's go. There we go. Oh, that was pretty close. Like whacking a mailbox. Bad break. No way. Yo, this this thing is literally the bad guy in a video game that you keep hitting and it just keeps like halfing itself or whatever. Oh, come on.

24:48 How could something so adorable? Oh, that's about to be a convertible real quick, isn't it? Okay, get rid of it. trying. Throw it at the window. Throw it anywhere. I can't get it over. Pull it over. Oh, weird. And with no top. It's going. It's going. It's still here. Oh. Uhoh. Nailed it. Pretty pretty big explosion. Jesus. Good thing he got that off Tom's hand. They are real survivors, those two. They truly are. The wall, you know. I won't miss you when you're

25:35 gone. Oh, what did I All righty then. Oh my. Bro, what are you doing? He just licked it. He offered it to him, too. Like, hey, you want some, bro? It's like friends passing back and forth a 9volt battery, right? Yo, bro, try this. Dude, driving a truck like that would be wild. Sick ride. Jesus. What is that, Tom? Is that plutonium? Is it emails? Yes. Oh my god. Oh, catch me, Jojo. Catch me, Jojo.

26:28 Tounes of Anarchy. I tunes. Evil lab. Wait, what is the other ones? Uh, go back. Back. Bad nicks. Yeah, bad nicks. I think badnick. And then there's something underneath it. Evil lab. Self-destruct. Of course. I mean, he's just got a self-destruct. Okay, man. That would suck if the power went out and you actually pulled that on the the wrong one, bro. I'm not going to lie. The room changing colors like that would drive me nuts. Fans is literally Oh. Oh my god. Ah,

27:15 wow. I think they just put Jim Carrey in a room and it was like, you know what, just do what you want. Go go go go go nuts. Well, yeah, because like dude, there's no shot of thought you might like a latte. I want a latte. I love the way you make them. I love even his compliments are just terrifying. Like because there's there's no way anybody is writing the script like this. Like this is him for sure. Oh yeah. I just like I don't know, man. I He just has like an energy about him that I love. Yeah. It does make me want to watch Ace Ventura, though. It's like a really expensive jet ski. He's a hedgehog. Or so he says. It talks

28:00 almost constantly. Feet. Wow. My boy needs new socks, too. Oh, she going to go get him some shoes. I wonder how much fat. Oh, damn. Tell your mother. Damn. She ain't even looking back. Come on, buddy. Got to go fast. [Laughter] What year is it? Is you got it. I am great at He's just going to keep talking to me. That's him. He's real. What is he doing here? He's real fast. You're trun. No, I

28:46 didn't. I didn't mean to. Okay, this is kind of I mean, do you think about it, right? Like, she literally the last thing she said was like, "Don't use the tran gun." I'm just going to scare him off. It's fine. Building and I promised I'd take him. Uhuh. I mean, on par for cops, so would judge you. Oh, she going to bring him shoes. I love it. They won't hurt your feet anymore. Oh hey a gift before. Oh my god, dude. I can't off my bucket list. It's funny cuz it would be a kid that would be instantly accepting, you know. Yeah. How much faster is he about to go now, though? This is Oh, it's like his shoes in the game, too. I didn't even think about it. Jesus. Blue alien hedgehogs

29:34 and still count as people, right? I think so, too. I love you. Did I tell you that already? I don't deserve you. You know that. I know that. Jesus, she's so mean. Mom's best friend that he won't shut up about. I was going to be the dog. She'll be fine. Yeah, let's do that. I mean, she does have a point. Like, all this is going on under her roof with her child in there. And please, five stars. So, this is it. Five stars. No good. You need a special key to get to the roof. He just run up the side of the building. To abuse the power entrusted to me,

30:21 bro. You your face is plastered on the TV as a terrorist. That might not be the best idea. You got to go through the I was going to say security, but I guess that's that kind of counts. How much longer? I can't breathe in here. No. I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not Maya. Buddy, why would I like it in here? This is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier. No, no, no, no. I'm scared of the dark. Does anybody I'm scared of the dark. I mean, it did get them to walk away, I guess. What were you? Oh, his draws was in. You

31:08 two are so cute. Like, all right. Um, you guys, she's so happy for him. She's so happy for him. Byebye. I think it's like, yo, remember though, bro, you're on a terrorist watch list, my man. Like, I think you got to go with him. Days have been the best two days of my life. Oh my god. You know, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually going to miss you, you little blue devil. I'll miss you. A donut lord. Uh-oh. Oh, that is just really bad timing.

31:53 Well then. Oh. Oh god, I hate heights so much, bro. Yeah, it's not the best design for a roof. Like you think there'd be a a gate defense something. Oh, bro. I Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wakiski. I was not expecting him to be in that government wack job who keeps trying to kill us unsuccessfully. I body temperature and reduced drag. Yeah, and yet you still are one. Thomas. Oh, and speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover. Does she have a name or what? Awesome. The time for talking is over. It's time to push buttons. Time to push button. Impressive, Mr. O. But

32:41 let's face it, you'll never Jesus. What? I was not expecting this. [Music] [Laughter] Dude, this slow moment. Oh, he's able to move faster. [Music] Yeah, definitely not expecting

33:30 that. Well, let's hope they're not dead. I like that. Oh god, I hate you made the sound, bro. about to give birth. Give me a minute. Give me a minute. Y'all just fell off a freaking skyscraper. I mean, dude, your heart would be Oh, I don't even Let's get fast. Oh, we got a Oh, I think they did a great job fleshing out the villain so far, though. Yeah, like giving him the ability to keep up with Sonic's speed as well. again. We've been through so much together. Oh, yeah. This is how it started. Yeah. Oh my god.

34:16 You're right. I've already been through so much. Oh, very. Damn. Excuse me. [Music] The wall of China. Check it off, baby. Oh, my man about to use all his Yeah, that a little concerning right there. Visual contact. Also, I feel like that much dust would get into the engines and just, you know. Oh, yeah. Probably. I would be shocked if it didn't. Wait, is he about to destroy a seven wonder? What? Oh, the great pyramids.

35:01 Is he back in green hills? It'll be fun to take you back to Crazy Carl. Come on, Crazy Carl. Guac. I like that word. You're being very selfish. Going my way. What the Who the hell do you think you are? I'm the donut lord. You son of a die. That's our sheriff you're messing with. Ew. and our blue devil. Oh, damn. Yeah, Carl showed up with a chainsaw. Invented by me.

35:49 He's like, "Put put the chainsaw away." This was his home and he was my friend. A Oh, Jesus. Here we go. The power of friendship. Yep. It's in everything. Or between the freeze. That's what it is. Hell yeah. I thought you guys were just like jaw-dropped and speechless. He's all yours. Whoop his ass. Whoop his ass. I'm got to supercharge Sonic. Belongs to me. [Music] Oh, he said I'm getting my property back. Yo, so my man can just draw all the power then, huh?

36:38 Oh, that's a that's a crazy shot. Oh my god, what a shot. It really is like a Sonic boss battle. You just hit it until it dies. Oh, that's so gnarly. Dude, that would be so disorienting, too. You are donut lord. Donut Lord once he gets under the mushroom planet. Oh my god. I hope. [Music] Please tell me he yinks him out of it. Oh no. He's just going to Yeah, he going to send the whole damn thing. Oh my god, dude. This has like no right

37:26 to be this insane. And his dog mushroom. That is nuts. I still am blown away at how good this movie was. We got this high five. Think these belong to you. Thank you very much. Is he wearing socks for gloves? People off the buildings. You know, I can't promise that. I potentially letting you get your thing with your Oh my god, my sister. Oh, she's Dude, her bottle did not untie her. Nah, she's just running around saying got to go. Let's get some steps. We can put on my fitness so I can get some steps. Just another ordinary day in

38:11 Green Hills. Carl, I'll take that chains offic. [Laughter] You got it up there. Yes. Oh my god, the Sonic theme. That Wow. No, that ain't true. Uhuh. That that ain't real. Letter from the president. Ain't no way the government come to your house to pay you to keep your mouth shut. You got to sign a contract for that. Yo. Oh, 50 bucks to the Olive Garden. Yo, the Olive Garden plug again or ever has existed. I wish that were true. He was a dick and everyone hated him. Very well. He's upstairs, isn't he? Yeah. His ass going to be in another

38:57 room. Yep. Get the hell off my porch. Just a cage up there. An empty attic. Can you imagine? I can't believe it. How did you Oh, the Donkey Kong stuff. It's all here. That's awesome. And the bean bag. No way. How did you even give us You got all the way. And you got his hat. Oh, no you don't. No second best animal friends allowed in my You can stay, dude. That was That was stupidly good. Oh, real good.

39:42 Isn't that right, Agent Star? No way. Come on. That's So this man's going to come back in the second one. just absolutely insane. Then I'll be home by Christmas. Oh Jesus. I love him. Oh my god. He's bringing the rockhead. Oh, never mind. Oh, he's throwing it from mushroom to mushroom. Reconnaissance. Come on, cheer up. Oh my god. Oh yo, there there is an end

40:28 credit scene, too. I did always like the art style of Sonic. Oh, is this going to be the other people finding him? The the the the Knuckles people. The Knuckles people. It's Tails, baby. Let's freaking go, dude. I just hope I'm not too late. Bro, I am so hyped cuz I've been wanting to see the second one since since I watched this in theaters and it just never happened. We created a web comic and it's called Billy Ends the World and it's available on web tune right now. Here's a short summary with some art from the project. Billy Ends the World

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42:00 allowing Billy to exist. I took about like 11 marijuana before this. So, go. We're starting here already. Let's go. Maybe I should have taken 11 mushrooms. Bro, if you taking 11 mushrooms before you started this, it's that would be a lot of different conversations going on. Oh, this man's really going to make a machine to get back to Earth, isn't he? Well, this is this has got to be like Tails, right? No, Tails. This is going to be robotic. Did you forget about the postredit scene, you fake Sonic fan? Oh. Oh, no. Oh. Oh. Oh, there's a bunch of them background, too. Yeah. I I love

42:47 Yeah. The Rock has his picture on it. Coffee morning tea. Doctor's law. It's day 243. He's one of these guys that switches to mushroom tea instead of coffee now. won't shut up about it on Instagram. I've been a functional drink of children. Madness has set in 24. I still can't believe this is his final movie. Planetus Exodus to return. Oh, who's going to who's going to take his place? No, it's not. They like Sonic Sega already came out and they were like, if he is willing to come back, we'll make another one. Whoa, that's awesome.

43:34 Oh, what is this? What? I guess there's nothing that says that only Sonic has rings. True. It seemed to be like I guess a thing of that world. Oh yo yo. Oh my god. Oh my god. Stone now. Ancient stone. Ancient stone. Damn. Talk planet. Uh, that is definitely an addiction, dude.

44:19 Oh, let's go. Dude, I told you guys. I didn't think so because since ta we knew Tails was going to be I didn't think we'd get Knuckles. Where did you get that? Oh. Oh, he's scary. I'd be happy to show you the way. Oh my god, bro. I was hyped. Gaming up. But my hype has gone through the roof now. Tails, let's go. Okay, so 2v2 then. Is that what's going to happen here? Once again, I'll reiterate. Sonic is the most over This is You know what? I'm not going to do it. Sonic mid. I'll just say that. Sonic mid. Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming down. Good evening, gentlemen.

45:09 That's so much money. That is Sonic the Socialist spreading the world. Hit the brakes. Oh god. I was like, watch the road, dude. [Applause] That guy's still hanging on. [Applause] Yeah. I don't even know if the villains are even in the truck anymore. So, I'll say again, nobody's going to get Oh, bro, why why is he driving like that, by the way? Because that's not what heroes do. Oh my god. He didn't check out his seat. You are terrible at this. Attitude is not helping any. Oh, things from downtown. That can't be good.

45:55 I mean, hey, that doesn't know how to just just straight up just break. Oh, no. He said he said there were no breaks. [Laughter] Oh no, the ice cream. That ice cream jumped off. Oh god, it was a gas leak. Oh bro, that street is going to smell horrible, dude. That is going to suck. I mean, the cops caught the bad guys. No need to thank me, citizens. All in a night's Oh my god. Oh yeah, I forgot. Yeah, they they went back to was it Wyoming? Montana.

46:43 Oh, he's sneaking out to do it. Uhoh. Sneaking out to be a hero. It has marked bills. Great. Probably. Great. And now for a Oh my man got a race car bid. What a day. No shot. I would pass out within the first 30 minutes. Out, bud. Oh, he's asleep. Yeah, he's definitely asleep. How's it going over there? You get any bites? He's done. [Music] Oh god. Leave my browser history.

47:30 Get out of here quick. Oh no. Put people in danger. And that's not what a hero does. Oh, Son's getting the hero talk now. That moment chooses you. That's going to come back into play. Yes, it is. Goosebumps. Wait a second. Did you steal that from Oprah? No, sir. That' be pretty dope though. Travel now boarding groups one and two, bro. That would be amazing. Ma'am, you're group three. Please wait your turn. Anyone from He's got a little security area. [Music] Oh my watched way too much TV. Terrible

48:16 shirt detected. There we go. I like I like that shirt. Back home. All right, we're off. He's like, "Do not lose that." Okay, it's 48 hours until they come back. We've got TV channel, streaming channel. Is that dog not the cutest thing you've ever seen? Let's do this. Living his best life right there. Oh my god. Oh my god. I know. I didn't even think about giving him sugar heads. That's probably a really bad idea. [Laughter] Oh my god. Oh no. See, this is what I He paid for it. Okay. I No, I'd just be I'd just be

49:02 doing crime. I would be Oh my god. Wait, why a giant cereal bowl? Because he's never done it. He's He's making his own. Fair enough. You know, I It's These are things I would not have thought of to do unless I was super fast, I guess. Uh-huh. Ah, he's doing the thing. So, now this is what he actually falls into the top. Damn. Yo, he's wick too. The real question is what does he know about Sonic? Uhoh. Donut Lord. Oh, it's FaceTime. You know what? You're right. We power

49:47 bumped on it and you didn't have to fly there. Somehow better looking. Wow. You're about to be the third best looking. I'm pretend like I know what that is. Trouble? Don't worry. Everything here is completely normal. Is he a good actor and that he's a good actor or is he a good actor because you want to strangle that dangle? I was just coming over to say this is a good question. Why Why do you say these things? He said the Rizzler strikes again. Ninja dust. Yeah, guess he's handsome, but no, he's just a really good actor. Damn. You got work to do. And if you scrub my wedding, I will end you. There it is. There it is. That's fair. That's fair. Excuse me. Yeah, I start uh Yeah, I

50:33 start freaking out. Mhm. Oh god. That's some supernatural is he said uh Robotnik was there for like 259 days, right? So like a little like less than a year. Is it going to be Tails? It might. Nope. Nope. Nope. Hey, buddy. And your little dog, too. Oh. Oh, that's going to hurt. Holy damn. This is not good. This is not good at all. No. What? His strength and speed and

51:19 Robotnik's brains forever and ever. Look, Robotnik. I don't your power. Oh my god, dude. Why? Where is it? Yeah, I look like he's got popcorn and unworthy. Oh, yeah. No way that works. It's too early in the movie. Oh, with one hand. Oh my god. One hand. That is gnarly. Oh. Oh, that was Tails. Oh,

52:09 come on. Get in. I'm on your side. Wow. Sorry. I love that Robotics actually gone just full crazy, [Laughter] bro. He's lost, man. I I genuinely think they just told Jim Carrey to show up and just do what he wanted to do. This role is just too perfect for him, man. Like, [Music] got to go fast. Nah, he run right through that. Yeah, that ain't going to stop. There it is. Oh. Oh, god. [Laughter] Why does it It's like he knows him. Like, bro, no shot. Wait, what? One more.

52:57 Why'd he kick it? His noble steed. Wait, did he just Oh, is he going to be the guy, right? Yeah. Yeah. Is it It's going to be him in it. Oh, oh my lord. Everybody out. Thank you for visiting the bean. All right. Good night. So he stayed in town. I mean, I guess that would work. Oh, dang. I guess he would be able to keep some of the tech, right? He's back. And the man owns a latte. Is this This is the latte. I mean, well,

53:44 that was in space. He's He's going to bring him lattes. Okay. All right. It's It's going to be the latte delivery machine crazier. I want to see this man on caffeine. Ooh, new drip. Okay. I love it. Yeah. I think Knuckles it said is Idris Elba, who I freaking love. It is. There it is. There you go. Yeah. I love that dude. Well, I hate to be a contrarian, but I think Yo, is this going to be a Royal Rumble? Everybody, everybody, you see, they are stairs. You'll be lost without me. I understand nothing of what

54:31 you just said. Wow. You, bro, did you not see the size of his fist? Like, my hand is uninjured. [Laughter] his knuckles. Oh my god. Love how he narrated it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So, was that a giant outline of the emerald all the way around? Whoa. Maybe. Oh, this world has been chosen for a very important. Did you tell me this whole time Sonic literally never touched that diamond on that piece of paper into reality? What? Green lantern. Ghostbusters. And now I must pass that responsibility

55:18 to you. Maybe you should have like let him know about this. What do you mean we? You're coming with me. No, no, no, no, no. Get your ass in that ring. Hey, I'm in. Oh my gosh. [Music] He's like, "Oh, you look different." E. This isn't mushrooms way with my giant spiky gloves. [Music] That means he trusts you. Stone. What? That's the code word. Oh, wow. Okay, bro. He been prepping.

56:07 Yeah, I think he might have been lying about the uh them being chill. Hey, she's been practicing all morning. Yeah, I can see that. How very responsible. Did a ring fall off right there? You're going to do great, kiddo. Bye. Hey, baby. Is that going to be Sonic's ring or something? Oh, he put the wrong ring back. Oh, no. He definitely did, bro. He definitely did. [Laughter] You're in Siberia. Yeah, this might not work out well. Or it could work out great. It's going to be fine. [Laughter]

56:53 Run. What? Bubble bath, man. You're good. When I learned more creepy on your trail. Yeah, very creepy. What? Hang on one sec. Donut lord is checking in. So is is Tails just like a fanboy? Dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot like riding in the car with my mom when a bunch of billboards are up. Trash is the key to something extraordinary. I don't care how quiet I was speaking. There's no way I would insult him. I would use code words. Yep. No, that thing is a very violent little red angry monster. I'm good. spread virally to every corner of the galaxy. Punch a giant fist-sized hole in

57:40 your chest a long distance. Magic hedgehog destroyed. I love him, dude. That table is smashed. Pretty sure that's a tongue, right? Mhm. Yeah. Uh meow. Oh god. What? In the fire. Wow. Roast them. Roast them. Fine. Just chuck him into a fireplace. Yo, that suit looks comfortable as hell. Well,

58:26 luckily one of you has super speed. Yeah, I would zoom in. Get that real quick. Right. What? Yo, my man's got a tattoo of himself holding his arms out. That's amazing. That's I can I can only wish to have that sort of confidence where I have myself tattooed on myself. Yep. Is it a dance? Oh my god. Why do I feel like this is like a scene out of Shrek? It. Yo, it is. Oh my god. It's a dance fight. I love they were about to throw them in the fire and this is what it turned into. Okay, this is not going well. Channing Tina makes it look so easy.

59:15 Kind of rude. Oh my. And she holds it. She's awesome. Come on. I need you. I can't do this, Sonic. We just got to get in that guy's pants. Oh man, he's like, I just needed some good music to dance to. Oh my god. I love Yo, Nord killed the man. Bavanka. Bava. Oh, just falls in front of the fire. Oh, ah, we have a situation. Who's

1:00:01 this? Is that the grandma? Yeah. Okay. It's right up ahead. Let me guess. They're there already. Wow. Or not. They can't be far behind, though. Okay, that looks awesome. This is making me want to play the Sonic games. A single warrior could defeat entire armies. Shadow the Hedgehog. Wait a second. I've seen these symbols before. It's on the uh map, right? In front of the emerald. Yeah, that is awesome and horrifying at the same time. Hey, you got a little something on your Oh, no. More than a little something.

1:00:46 Run. That can turn up the heat with a flip. Fix his goggles. Good one. I'm sure that I do love he's also flying in like the first thing that you defeat him in in Sonic one. Yo, did my man just grab a snowboard? You think so? They're so creepy. Jesus. You're watching a CGI battle right here. What? Oh. Oh, he's like, "I'm coming, too." I love He's like way more vibes than I was actually expecting. It's too easy. Come on. Challenge me. Uhoh. Oh god. Oh

1:01:35 yeah. There it is. [Music] Oh. Oh great. The winter soldier. I am ahead of you. That's got to be embarrassing. Yo, that is cold. Oh, that's even worse. [Music] He looked like a PNG. Uh-huh. Oh, man. Starting too. Knuckles. Knuckles is Knuckles is honorable at the end of the day. Come on, Tails. I need you to fly us out of here. Time to wake up. Now, what you need to do is take him, speed down, grab your rings, and dip.

1:02:22 Oh, are they going to use the ring and then they're going to come through it there? Oh, yes. That's Yes. They're going to ruin their wedding. They're going to ruin their own wedding right now. These rings. Of course he's calling donut lord. Bro, so help me, Thomas. Why is your phone not on silent? Oh no. Uhoh. Oh no. Oh no. Yep. Yep. It's definitely has the normal ring. Where is it then? Where is it? Oh god. Oh, it's going to be so bad. Just one second. One second. Have you lost your mind? Say you got the other ring, bro. Say you got the other ring,

1:03:07 bro. Okay. With this ring. I'm so sorry about this. Oh [ __ ] Oh, dude. He brought an There was so many better ways to do that. He picked the worst possible one. To the side, bro. He could have threw it to the side. He could have literally said, "It's the wrong ring. The ring got mixed up." Like he could have said a million different things other than punch the dude in the face. You two, agent, go ahead. Oh, aspect of operation catfish was a complete fabrication. Oh, operation catfish. I am done listening. I am so sorry. It

1:03:55 is very fair that she is this upset. By the way, Sonic, hang on. Take it easy. Like were they planning on Sonic to show up at this wedding? Olive Garden. Olive Garden guy. Hey man, the Olive Garden is great. I had Olive Garden today actually. Girl, you're in a wedding dress. You going to stand out like crazy. I'm going through a lot right now, so let me Honestly, I get it though. I feel so bad for her. Oh. Whoa. He's going to come back down, right? I don't know. Is there going to be anything to catch

1:04:40 him if he does come back down? Okay. What? Uh, I did not mean to do that. Executed operation. God damn. I mean, he's dead, right? What? He would be dead. No, no, no, no, no. Dead 100%. That was awesome. [Laughter] This might be the best scene in the movie. Is that supposed to be a weapon? I don't know, but we going to find out. Yeah, I mean so

1:05:29 I would not be dropping that weapon ever. I will say this is a great moment. It just seems so random. The entire island like a Oh my god. Yo, do I practically got him killed? You know what? Yeah, you're not the only one, dude. I don't know what he's up against. And this is where Tails panics, bro. No way. A new outfit. Yes. Like you just finished a big musical number. Jan, I got to go fast.

1:06:18 Got to go fast. Oh [ __ ] dude. These shots are crazy. That's so sick. Is he going to lose all his robots by the end? Oh, look at that. He's kind of getting more and more freaking I'm starting to like him, dude. Okay. Of course. Of course you would like Robotnik, bro. Yeah. Of course you're liking the villain. Yeah. Are we We're of course we're not surprised, dude. He's not trying to waste time. He's got He's got things to places to do, galaxies to conquer.

1:07:04 [Music] Oh, he did the sound. Pass to live biscuit. Wow. Jesus. [Applause] Wherever Fred Durst is bagging groceries, he's going to be so sad. Oh. Oh, damn. [Music] Also, there's something satisfied about the primary colors fighting it out. Blue, red, green. Damn. [Music] Is Robotnik going to end up grabbing it? I'm sorry. That just hit me funny.

1:07:51 Let this such a dick. What is happening? He's becoming the wrestler. Oh, bro. Bro, he's like, I need the rock to get down here. Are they going Are they going to play the freaking like sonic water music that still induces terror? Oh, they're doing the bubble. Dare you attack me in my hour of sorrow. How did you save me? I got it from a guy in a rowboat. Someone who does he know any of those words? No, he doesn't. How's that sound? Oh, they took the plane. Is it going to be how to make a coffee?

1:08:37 And I am asking you. He's holding a butter knife. How do you make the faces? What would you like on your bagel? What's on your I am here and yet I'm Is he the Matrix? [Music] Well, then I guess we're about to see the true power of Robotnik. Emerald powered man. Yeah, usually they reserve this kind of thing for unarorned protests. Status report. Robotnik is in there with stone in a hostage. They got back really fast. Yeah. But if he has local I'm happy they upgraded from the tasers. Well, if it

1:09:24 isn't the pastry king, it's donut lord, [ __ ] Okay. It's like Captain Kid and Magneto had a He's like, "That's not what I meant. I have steely focus and I'm complex and that's completely uninjured and my revenge will come when you least expect it for I love him. Oh my god. Oh no. I want to see it. Show it again. Wait, did he just like rebuild the temple? But like Robotnik. Yeah. Your admiration is inevitable.

1:10:11 Inevitable. Yeah, it's his flying. Oh no, it's a robot. It's a megazord. Let's head pop off. What? Dude, this movie is amazing. I'll do it. Pardon my lightning. You might want to grab [Music] Damn, Tails. All right, he can fly. I'll give him that. Uh-huh. Oh, never mind. Oh my lord. This is amazing. Oh my god. Oh, what? Bro, souped it up. Dude already modified the flame. Yeah.

1:11:02 Oh, that's a scam. They can do that with the mustache. H there has like been a lot more nostalgia I feel like in the second one than the first one. Damn, that's a lot of robots. Say this, but I don't actually have a plan. Robotnik is the singularity. We have to find his weak spot. I suggest the groin. What? No. I like Knuckles plan. Let's punch him in the dick. I live free in this dude's head. So I go out there and violate dropped in this movie. Go to your certain death with honor. I love that like Knuckles Knuckles is just like

1:11:47 the Drax of of this world now where it's like everything is so literal. Let's go. Knuckles is the YouTube comments that don't realize we're joking. I am 1 million% muscled. Pass the fox. I love him. Then who knows? Maybe I'll be enough. Foolish. No, that won't be enough. Not rocket, bro. I'll see you. He knows they're there. Oh, I am also a hologram. This is how I roll. Hell yeah. [Music]

1:12:32 Oh, bro. You ever been hit so hard you lose jewelry? Oh god, that was amazing. I wonder how he's powering that thing cuz what he what was powering it before? Well, I think I think the power is what built it, but now that it exists, cuz he said he said auxiliary power, so like he there's probably some form of battery that was there that he's running on. Yeah. You know what movie magic is? That's the wrong kind of truck to be riding when you flip it around like that. Not even got doors on you. Well, no, but it's got a better roll cage. Fair. Come on. Come on. How does this thing work? What do I do? Eat it. Eat

1:13:19 the emerald. What? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's little gems inside. I love you guys. We love you, too. We got to take that first step together. Is he going to do the thing? No, he's Iron Man. Finally, Iron Man. This is like when he killed Batman. Yeah, he looks so evil. Oh, he's doing the thing. Oh, what? I didn't think it'd be in this movie, though. This [ __ ] is golden. Yeah, I need to play Sonic. Bro, what the hell? I don't know what the hell. Like, he becomes a Super Saiyan. Like, literally, I'm just cutting that

1:14:05 thing's head off. Yeah. What do you say we just let bygones be bygones? I punch him in the groin. and things. There are people on both sides there, dude. He literally used the Trump argument, bro. Oh my god, bro. The amount of pain. Oh. Yeah, he's he's an obsessed evil genius. Like, you think he's not going to try to Bro, I missed out as a kid not playing Sonic. Like, you've got to be kidding me. Back to normal. Oh, or not. Oh my. You've got to be kidding me. That is totally the song they knew. Oh,

1:14:52 you got to try this. Oh my god. Hot dog. Sonic. Jesus. Yeah. I I just You know what? I'm just going to watch a YouTube video about the Sonic story line now. Yo, he his grip he can reforge. Holy [ __ ] Oh, it's going to hurt, isn't it? I think so. Oh, maybe not. You didn't overdo it, bro. His fist is so much bigger than theirs. Jesus. Why am I angry at the enemy ball? You're not angry. Wow. This is actually like talking sports to you guys. Power bomb. Oh, Jesus Christ. Victory is mine.

1:15:39 Come on, Knuckles. Ah, my victory chariot. Oh. Oh my god. My victory chariot. Sprinkles. This is your new destiny. This is your new. You've never been beaten so hard. Oh no. Oh, okay. Can't forget this. Well, that was mildly concerning for a second. Oh, of course he survived. Oh, there he is. That's stone, isn't it? Facility. It was a black sight, sir. Oh, it's going to be Shadow. Oh my good. We're watching Sonic 3, Billy. We're going fast. The more you cough, the better it feels. I don't think that's true. I'm so excited. Maybe

1:16:27 after. It took everything in me to not say screw it and go to the theaters to watch it. Should have I enjoy experiencing it with you guys. Baby, that's the best one. Oh, here we go. Here we go. It's time. No, this job has killed movie theaters for me and but you know what? To be fair, movie theater so hyped to go to the Alamo, too. You like anytime like you be like, "Bro, we we need to go to the Alamo when you come down here." We've gone one time. That was because it was 420. Because it was 420. Oh, here we go. Oh, rainy. Prison island. It's just called Prison Island. Goddamn Japan. Get your [ __ ] together, Kyle.

1:17:13 Is that the guy from Lonely Island? Maybe. I can't wait to get the Blu-ray. There's so much depixelation. Oh, dude. It's happening. It's happening. Oh, man. Make open your eyes. Wake up. Smoke on the water. Understand why they do it, but God, I That's so beautiful. I really just wish that they would release the Blu-rays the same time as streaming. I know they won't, but Oh no. Oh no. Don't do this to us right now. Someone's hacking the system. Panic in Oh my Oh, let's go, dude. It's time. Oh, hell yeah. Are we really opening with this? Yeah.

1:18:01 Why do I feel like those guns ain't going to be enough to stop? Well, my my thinking is if you think you need that many guns to stop him, then that probably won't work anyway. Yeah. Uh-oh. Oh boy. No, it's the combo before the storm. Oh my god, that looks so good. That looks so good. Oh. Oh, bro. I thought he'd be gone. No, he's just stepping out. Oh, it's so clean. Or moist. Moist. And he's gone. Oh, no he's not. Oh, damn. Oh, y'all are so screwed. This is awesome. This is awesome, dude.

1:18:50 I would I would love to be the guy in the booth watching all this. I wouldn't because that means my ass is next. Oh, we need more guys. I'd take off the outfit and grab him up. Be like, maybe he won't attack me if he thinks I'm just the cleaner. Wait, that's all the guys I have working at. Oh, bro. Prison Island, bro. Prison Island has a hole in it. And he hasn't even said a single line yet either. Okay. Such a good opening. What are they doing now? I love what they have built this franchise. What are they doing now? Are we We're going to the pool, man. Other them were born with the power to trigger a global cataclysmic event. So, she makes an

1:19:36 excellent point, Tom. Cataclysmic events. Okay, let's get this cataclysmic list. This is the biggest dad verse mom thing ever. The one, the only. Come on, Sonic. Oh, bro, you getting cocked, Sonic. What now? I am also defeated. Oh, damn. The spin up, dude. Oh my dude, I'm getting chills right now. Let's go. Oh, man. I did it. Is that Goldfinger? What? Oh, wait. What? Why are you guys acting like this? A dream. Which means I remain the undefeated speed champion of Bro, why are you excited? Something's wrong here. This is Eggman, isn't it? It's going to take him a second. There you go. Surprise. Oh. Oh, okay. Oh, it could

1:20:23 have been worse. Even the dog's on board. Wait, what did that say? What did the subtitle say for the dog? All our lives changed forever. The dog had subtitles. The dog had subtitles. You stole my humans. Oh, I'm happy you rewinded that. That's awesome. All those years. Hey, my state-of-the-art security system. That was a security system right there. How about swallowed that? Oh man. Are we We're getting set up for sadness, aren't we? Now, who's doing it? I don't know what I I'm just saying it's not very happy. Totally different hedgehog, dude. No, no, dude. It's the scene from John Wick. They're John Wicking Shadow.

1:21:11 Oh, that's such a dishonored my marshmallow. What a transition right there. I have dishonored my marshmallow. Uh, yeah, that would be stressful. Billy, damn, you're sending embers everywhere. Aliens. Aliens. Damn the disrespect. Commander Walters is requesting. There goes Tokyo. Gozilla. We were totally singing this song before this, too. Were you really? Yes. No way. I had no clue. That's awesome. I had zero clue. Giant fireball. I love it. Let's start with a giant fireball. God, I wish you you guys got to watch Sonic Prime at

1:21:57 some point. I need you guys to meet nine. Okay, time to gear up. I only know of Tails. I thought seven, eight, nine. Nothing we can't handle. Team Sonic on three. Bro, they about to get their [ __ ] rocked so hard. Knuckles. Yeah, how are they landing in? Oh, okay. Question answered. Got it. God, that looks so sick. 1 million. I I I would listen to him every time he said it now. Oh, I love how they made it look like a big kaiju. Ask the questions, new hedgehog. Who are you? Why do you look

1:22:44 Dude, bro, he's beating your ass on beat again. He is much more impressive than the hedgehog I fought previously. No, he did not. Oh [ __ ] Why can't we be friends? Oh, a choke slam. Who does your highlights, dude? Dude, he just came out blasting. Hey, he made the motorcycle do that. [Laughter]

1:23:29 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's he is just flexing on you. It looks so cool. Yeah, like we're not even a fraction of the way through this movie and this is already one of the best trilogies of all time. Oh, cataclysmic event. I know just the place. The cave. Oh, all right. You know what? I need this to be a real place now. Oh, it totally is. For when we go to Japan, we go here. Yes, it does look like a Pokemon. Pika pika proved too dangerous.

1:24:19 Or you could have just used kindness and he wouldn't had to have used that power with it. This is the government we're talking about though. Yeah, you're right. You know what? I'm stupid. [Laughter] Oh, egg drones. They do look like egg drones. What? Who the hell is this? Commander Walters. Oh, he dead. Oh, never mind. You're the only one I trust to keep it safe. Not the government. Oh, he did die. Damn. Yeah, I guess you did technically call it. He did die. I mean, after they pulled the table off of him. I think you

1:25:05 just wanted to shoot it that way. It hit us. Hey man, it's angled that. If I can hit you guys, that means you can hit me. They couldn't be trusted. I don't know. Also, she's part bad guy. Oh my god. Yes. It's got to be somebody. Is this somehow robotic, dude? But for he did like the hand thing, but like I don't know. It goat milker. Wait, he's just in the armwire football's life. Oh my god, all the boxes. [Music] [Laughter] [Music]

1:25:51 He got that full swivel chair. As someone who has that. Yeah, that's what we do. problem. Oh, come on. Wait, are they going to work together against gun? Dude, babies from my egg sack. Well, where this Pablo reveals his one poison awesome of each drone's energy spikes. I do love that he like refuses to be in movies but just keeps coming back for Sonic. Serious issues. He's shocking himself. Y what do that?

1:26:41 [Music] I think he actually shaved his head in this scene. That's awesome. This is a great movie, dude. Full of so many laughs. I feel like they just keep getting better. Like Sonic 2 was easily better than the first one. And I think I already like this one more. Why not? They're efficient, dude. And Shadow also kind of skates around. Yep. Does he skate in memory of her? [Laughter] Literally like him being with her was like the only positive thing about

1:27:30 Props to her for standing on them skates at that speed. Oh man, I hate this so much. It's interesting that at no point during that either did they show her grandfather. Punish them. Oh. Oh. Oh, here we go, dude. Yo, I'll need a moment to calculate the molecular density and invert the venting. Knuckles is going to punch it. Yep. You called the [ __ ] out of that, dude. Soon as I saw Knuckles walk up, I'm like, my man going to punch it. Would you like Would you like to do the honors? Uh, yeah. Do you remember what happened last movie night?

1:28:17 Oh my god, Jasper. Yes. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not letting you out of my sight. Tails, you and Stone. Honestly, fair. We could use some time together to work on your trust issues. God, I love him. You hear that ghost? Oh my god. Oh my god. They really did send him on his own and he's scared of ghosts. Nah, bro. A place like this by yourself would be creepy as hell. Oh yeah. Oh [ __ ] bro. Oh no, he's going to lose it. Damn. Oh, damn. Eggman, right? I actually feel so bad, dude. Me and the doctor. Best of friends. Oh my god, bro. He's tearing up. Oh. Oh my god.

1:29:05 I love that we were just getting like a horror movie now. French. [Laughter] I'm tired of giving you warnings. Ow. No. No. No. This is awesome. Two characters in a movie being played by the same actor. We have very little time. But I could feel a couple of I love that he's playing elegant formula. It's crazy to think that he had to do this in two separate instances. He He won't play under the movies, but he'll play two

1:29:52 characters in the same movie. Wait, Grand P. They have the same addiction to the Oh my. But now you're probably wondering, "Nah, the dad definitely like homie popped out with a mustache and he was like, I'm out. I have the answer to everything." Sure. They're touching tips. Come on. Do that on your own time. You must perhaps the eclipse cannon. The other is locked inside gun head. So the girl that died, would that make her robotics? Take rightful control of my sister. I'm in cuz he was I guess. Yeah.

1:30:37 Oh, okay. What was that? That actually is real scary. Holy crap. A black hole. Yeah, it is. Okay. Fear not, friend. Even my teeth are muscles. Drink shot and sucked up. No way, dude. Wait. There's no way. Come on. [Music] Oh my god. Hell yeah. Well, they're going to watch soap poppers, aren't they? He's going to have them watch soapers. Be incredible.

1:31:24 Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. I need that sweater he had. He's trying to ride a bike. [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] Oh, that's an awesome scarf. Oh, he has with him with Oh, my man's just wanted a friend. They're in VR. Bro, I think that is the PlayStation VR headset. It lowkey kind of looks like it. So many hobbies. So many after the action and adventure of the last few years. Bro,

1:32:10 how long have they been gone? Knuckles, do you mind? Oh, excuse me. Tom, Maddie, we need the beast. Oh my god, he's wearing a hat. He is eating the bread. Oh, this has gone into a heist now. I think so. We went from like a horror movie. We're going in blind to a heist. God, this is so good. Revenge guac. [Laughter] I love that he chooses roles like this

1:32:55 and not like just random garbage. Yeah. Under the shadow. Knuckles. Remember, we're a team now. It's okay, buddy. Plant the USB drive. I'll disable the traps. Sonic will snag the launch key and knuckle. So, by them doing this whole op, it's going to let the Eggman's break in. Do you want me to get ultra nasty? Nasty. Nasty. No more. Okay then, then go ahead. That's right. Go on. People like I was not prepared. Sorry for the inconvenience, Mom. These goddamn Americans. That's what I thought. Feel like I would keep it on just in case. I captain. Damn, bro.

1:33:41 I captain. Who are you? Bye-bye. From the ' 90s. I mean, best decade ever, right? Which can only mean No, he did not. Try to keep up. He's totally He's totally going to betray him. He is using him. Oh my god. Yes. Oh, damn. Uh-oh. That's a lot of doodoo water to the core. Mhm. I'm so Wait, my man just literally Oh my god. No. No, he did not.

1:34:28 Dude, I don't know. How do you act like how do you do this? There's nobody else there. He had to do this twice. I feel like they had to have hired an They probably had to No, they probably have someone else in the suit. Other one of the suits. [Laughter] Taking the sights. Paul George the other one. Paul George the other one. I'm not going to make it. Holy [ __ ] Go Tails. Too slow Eggman. And they're getting Well, if you don't mind, I've got to get that. Yeah. A woman in the military. What? God. What is that supposed to mean? Hey, big guy. I think it's time to Yeah. Holy [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

1:35:17 One million% muscle. Oh no. Uh-oh. be here a while. Damn. No, he's not, dude. [Laughter] I'm moving. [Laughter] Oh [ __ ] Woo! Yes! No way, guys. Guys, I got the key. I

1:36:02 repeat, I God damn, Donut Lord. Oh, Donut Lord. No way, bro. No way. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Hurry up. Oh. Oh my god. Surprise. Oh [ __ ] Oh no, bro. It's a new suit. Gee, have some pride, man. He was kissing his own foot, bro. He is covered in not great water. Oh, and Shadow abandoned him, didn't he? Cuz he left. Yeah.

1:36:49 So apparently in England, I forget where it's at exactly, they have a thing called muck raking. So when the tide goes out, people like search for stuff in like the the the riverway that's like that's like just mud and stuff. No, I got to be the one. He's going to No, I feel like he's going to trust him in the end, though. Fingers crossed. He's You think he's double agenting? I I hope he's double agenting. Oh boy. What's all this then? You know somebody said that. Yeah, I'd panic so bad. Yeah. Well, Latal's not over his head, so that's good. The positive side, at least they're not in the US. They won't go bankrupt.

1:37:36 Comfort's not what I need right now. I need to stop them. Revenge by any means necessary. Kind of through him. It's the dog. It is the dog. Oh, never mind. Yes, dude. Wait, I [ __ ] everybody. Oh my god. Every one of y'all that didn't watch the Knuckles show. Bro, I can't believe he's just playing hockey with hockey with whatever it takes. Well, I tried. Y'all should watch our uh Knuckles binge if you haven't. Just a heads up. Bro, that's how he designed the solar

1:38:22 panels. No shot. He set this up. Oh no. Oh, so he is powering it. Okay. I was wondering is is he going to be the one that's going to power it? You know,

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