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0:00 come Christian let us roast melons as they did in olden times you think you know at Hogwart they have a faster way to do the marshmallows than over a [Music] fire that's how you do it that's how you do it in the Pro roasted my Mellows smells good did a good job put it back in the back now full microplastics I ain't going to lie I'm I'm I'm pouring this [ __ ] right in the trash not feeling it no I love these I'm going to get a shot of these lanyards they're they're freaking
0:46 cool yeah what are you putting on there chocolate and sprinkles chocol and sprinkles chocolate sprinkles marshmallow I was like you be careful with the flame it gets out of hand for some people [Laughter] [Music] like yeah cuz they stick it in there like I was doing like on a I was like spinning it dude I was like you got to keep the flame even imagine it lights on fire and a kids just starts running can you imagine they Sling It Off The Stick you have like a flame and mellow like it's what's pretty bad so Billy not a great first impression but hopefully hopefully the trail pretzel bites will be will be better so far everything is mid it's good it is most swear to God it's
1:32 premonition oh chocolate frogs and stuff what are you thinking what do you got there huh what are you what are you grabbing I don't know I just totally got distracted what was I say I don't know I mean this is pretty cool yeah this is pretty I mean I that's all I expected was a walk with like some Harry Potter themed things hey the music followed it I'm I'm not mad at it right got to get your steps in somehow yeah I mean I got 3,800 to go I do like their uh their fake Cobblestone I'm not going to lie that's actually kind of it looks pretty good like until you like get right on it like from a distance it doesn't look I hope we can
2:17 find more similar events yeah yeah that be this would be there's a horror you guys can always go to that St it'll take us to a bunch of haunted I don't know about all that the city do that uh monetization War monetization I don't have anything against Star Wars or parody of the let's do it I don't even know two like again we probably wouldn't be able to film but yeah monetization that's true the podcast title we went to a Star Wars well you just use the picture that's online at Le exactly right cuz it might just be like a no flash photography we still might be able to get pictures and video well probably yeah like I mean dud this thing is so small nobody's going to notice
3:03 this I don't know man a show like that's going to have plenty of per they're probably true point I used to shoot a lot of uh burles events for my friend she hosted a lot of them here and they'd be like Nightmare Before Christmas vampire ball and freaky circus and stuff like that and since she knew I did videos she would ask me to do highlight rules so Christian's like I'll do it for free that some my that some my early event work after college was uh yeah able to see the stars in the sky I know right oh this is capturing actually some of them no way yeah look look at look at oh let me bring it down see to the right to the right to the right of the Moon that's kind of wild actually the Moon the Moon in [Music]
3:48 airplanes get in trouble if I Tred to climb onto the deer maybe maybe just guess just a bit damn it I mean they only they only have the one I wouldn't even lean on it that girl leaned on it and it like Happ oh dude that is Holocaust oh yeah put one foot on that you guys want me to take a [Music] picture Bri being a nice person good job Bri way to go [Music] Bri Joe treat the merchandise with hair [Music] got I don't know how much of I don't know how what am I doing I don't know yeah does everybody just hi hello
4:35 my name is Zuko wait let me people are going to think I'm pointing at them so let me just fix it yeah oh my God all right go just go just go go under the law as creatures of near human [Music] intelligence there is a sticker you ever do say though this is pretty cool no it's nice actually just a nice I'm sure maybe around Halloween they probably have something no Thursday was arguably nicer than I thought that was a joke so all this is literally is just a walk with music think we have another story playing the magic of imagination that's what I expected it to be I didn't expect
5:21 it to be much imagination Eric God damn that's the real magic my B I shall be involved in the real magic of magic in your heart wizard okay get immersed you [ __ ] oh oh hell yeah that's a big old dude that's a big old dog that's a big old okay we want to take a guess not schedu off literally that's all it is is the hair the it's the trash T bew Escape oh look at [Music]
6:06 the I don't know why they made the owls so creepy I don't know they are kind of creepy they're so not creepy in the the story confused oh oh I didn't oh my God that's creepy the slitherin now that's why the first thing you want to know about hips is that they're very proud creatures very easily offended you do not get experience may just be the last thing you ever knew now who like to say [Music] hello how to let
6:52 [Music] him what's everyone looking is something supposed to happen over there uh it looks like there's like oh is that what this is supposed be watching nose it is kind of C maybe they're little fairies or something oh wait that I I want to be immersed that's all it is it's a wave he wants to be a oh that's cool the eyes oh I didn't notice those oh you have sound effects for that but you don't have a light [Applause] you don't even get to see it okay at least with the you got to see
7:39 it but they just didn't make a single sound dude can you imagine having to wire all this [ __ ] dude no not at [Music] all a did something disappear did you see when he how he uh he lights up there's a there's a GH over here yeah there's a ghost over there man [Laughter] [Music] watch a [Music] ghost there was no ghost oh put it a little away is this the is
8:25 are they trying to mimic the Hermione thing niers niers they get up in your ears right or something no in your mind no that's what that's uh what what's in your mind and Luna use glasses to see your mine's you're valuable wait oh that's a niffler that that little yes that's a [Music] nler yeah I I guess I need to re-watch those movies come on Christian get it together you fake fans I couldn't just leave because because he's my brother anybody would notice some of the gold I don't think that's hey you never know blame it on the [Music]
9:17 ners nler [Music] loot doesn't belong to you this is more than I thought it was going to be no you're not wrong this is actually right about what I I thought it was going to be a bunch of stuff to buy and then you just walk with lights I mean didn't yall get from that [Music] lady P off doesn't belong to you he just his belly just flopping over him they're fluffy Eric they're fluffy Dam I feel like the one on the right's about to spit hard right oh
10:04 oh that's one of my least favorite designs in all the movies it's really [Music] unnerving oh the ice did move oh okay I see it's cool for the kids though Christian what are your thoughts on the Harry Potter World uh five hule Puffs out of seven unicorns hell yeah dude that's fair that's a great scale there that's a great scale your thoughts you don't want to know my you talk about it on the Pod I
10:50 will Sean what are your thoughts we don't need to talk about me right now [Music] we like Hogwarts [Music] experience one second ooh they like each other they kissed family it's what what uh oh the new new year yeah they kiss they
11:36 kiss wait a I had no idea are they still splinting rims how your girlfriend is you just got to make him a roommate [Music] bir the hell that that's obviously the wiing willow I don't know no I'm making that up oh it lights on W it's the car oh it's the wiing willow oh oh oh oh the car or it's the headlights but wow the headlights in the tree but without a a bumper or something oh yeah there's you sound like you're really enjoying this I am I am I love
12:21 critiquing I love production value hey look there's the full car yeah wow they should have put that in the tree we're here all right I'm happy there's at least a car yeah bro that's not even a car that is a car it's that Ser have you leave it alone I thought that it was cool did you see the the windshield were wipers and no one was inside okay I said look at the car okay I mean it's a really good car I got to show you explain something how did they get the windshield wipers to work when no one was in the car how did they get the windshields wiers to work when no one was in the car magic do you want me to explain that magic you're right you're right magic magic magic it didn't even have gas in
13:08 it didn't have gas in it it ain't got no gas in it now Wizards strike me as the kind of people that like instead of just having the button to do their windshield wipers they're like no I have to actually pull out my wand and pass the spell and say these words to make it I said bro this just more work wa look at it oh it's a un you didn't know I didn't know [Music] immersion that's a guinea pig that is a guinea pig yeah that has nothing you know never mind never mind mer godam
13:55 it that was an experience I will always come to regard this is something we did nice this is a different a different area I think yeah yeah that wasn't there before what is that oh that's the carriage where and we can't see the horses cuz we we yeah we yeah mean seen I want to make it clear cameraman I mean cuz there's no CGI here that's why there's nothing there we can't see it cuz there's no CGI here I've seen that so that's they lied to me that's a lie I expected to see death today I see horses being this time they really are just no horses
14:40 [Music] there yeah you're going to get they got a snitch and uh oh that's head wig those are all cool I mean it's got a cool little thing on it that's head wig head wig on it the first timea this is the the jumping frog y that looks yeah they I will say they look good I'm not going to lie that looks like something you'd get at M I will I will say it smells good here you want to yes pleas take your I mean I'm being honest it's hard to up a rookie yeah when they're probably pre-made okay how is that this is good okay nice that's a good brownie the grab that gra
15:27 the no I'm you the pretty good I think the brownie is better than the hold I'm going to gra I'm going to get a bite of oh thank you eat the Frog Christian yeah but first we we wanted a cookie what you did eat your eat your shame what I meant to get no he's like I heard what you said when you when you said get a I thought you meant Bri what do you think of Harry Potter experience Forbidden Forest tell everybody what you think been forbidden got them Ruff what do you think of Harry Potter Forbidden Forest experience just watch our video share it
16:14 with your friends and tell them to save their money you'll probably find better Halloween houses yeah I mean let's put it this way bring it back so not let's not forget that the the beanies that they said were like an exclusive beanie were just in Harry Potter themed boxes that you would probably see it like a Target yeah I I thought that's what it looked like like none of outside of the lanyards everything seems like it's just you can just get stuff well the reviews were decent like I will say I had fun no it it was it was a fun little ja with friends way cheaper yeah yeah probably AO PE PE bro so uh we tunnel the they everywhere yeah
16:59 di ready duck Eric haven't seen any spiders true I'm actually glad we left that part out actually oh no he can make I can indeed make it surprisingly enough so scary close [Music] though why does it smell like shampoo through here D we see I mean hey it's it's a it's a spider the flashback when he's to little maybe it's not maybe that was just the Midway break yeah now's when it gets real better freaking better baby s we're we're kicking in on that real wizard [ __ ] do you like
17:47 spyes hey commenters a little y get mad they'll get mad at us we put a light on but but I mean I want to take a full view of this commenter's mom's vag damn got him great oh oh okay yeah yeah yeah yeah where's your wsy at now [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] the same like no every time he self whether it's on video or on camera yeah I got you man the lower lip fight that's the money shot dude yeah that's what the people want now we know why
18:32 everybody's in his DMS it gets it going dude you got to do the lip fight gets the people going here you go everybody everybody get in with the mushrooms I can't even see where I'm yeah it's not white yeah it's not going to work yeah it was a good try oh okay Christian I broke I don't know what to do normal [Music] photo be oh oh wait we want to do that where we're actually yeah got to try one I'll follow follow now you got to have one no I don't want one yeah you got to have one I don't want one you got to have at least one I don't that's the rules B's the [Music] rules everybody gets a bean give me the drugs I have a white bean yeah I don't I
19:18 don't I don't know what they are so we're going to kind of just does it say oh wait all right hold on I I can't really tell cuz the blue light so let's just find out so weak man immediately what was yours oh God oh God what was that what was yours what are you what are you getting what you got there it's still tasty I got strawberry smoothie what what is that we're going to find out hold on so you had white so you either had ear wax okay don't tell me what this is but look at the color okay do you see it cuz I can't see oh I was supposed to be at surise all right don't tell me what it is okay should tell you the color I had ear wax what was brown yours
20:04 was uh sausage I was like this doesn't taste like anything I had a strawberry well at least it didn't make me you know throw it out pink one yeah I I can I can was it just plain pink yeah candy floss cool wow you got cotton candy I mine just tasted like brown sugar yeah mine was like brown sugar is what it tastes like that was bad no that was not good thank you have a Wizarding World is this is what you do with it make weird flavors I know right there was a picture it is it is so bad I am I am opening up a candy bar to take a bite and get the the taste out of my mouth it is disgusting resuming what uh what's over there I'm feeling immersed IM what is it
20:53 oh it's the the dark mark yeah all that well this is good no I'm good dude you can you can keep eating ass oh oh it's a dementor that is the shittiest are you kidding me that's they're putting a a black light against a freaking a spooky ghost like a like a like a like at least give me like Aang thing with wind with a air blowing on or something Eric I'm thinking you take over their production team next year tonist thing at the start was sick the the car was six the spider was six so like they fronted everything yeah yeah is that a Darth Vader snake it
21:39 looks like a oh my god oh these were the things we saw on the other side of the yep see that's creative I I like that dude I don't understand how you front load this entire thing with like a really good stuff and then the last half is literally just a trail whatever whatever the hell this is happening I could go by at Halloween Town this just a [Music] trail the trail though like it's a fun walk regardless yeah where's your sense of Whimsy Eric has no Whimsy I have Whimsy
22:28 I just don't have a Merion okay all right there's a difference like what did I appreciate them putting out I even they had a whole single out and not a single out made a noise I'm still upset about the man is that the Patronis no that's that's the death theater Oh I thought I saw oh I see what you're saying Oh I thought you talking about the other thing a [Music] throm wait where where is so stupid oh there it [Music] is oh actually on the camera looks kind
23:14 of cool [Music] what are these oh more more beasts what are they supposed to be I don't know I don't know that something I don't know they need those little zo signs oh [Music]
24:08 ER [Music] [Laughter] Happ oh my God I mean we have to we can literally pose him in places around the there you go oh there's bigger so you got mil bigger Nippers this is what I get for not waiting oh true yeah meanwhile like this the only one they got it is the we have are these posable actually yeah oh yeah these are posable as well they really they are POS posable how can I utilize that I'm trying to think which one looks like an obese [Laughter]
24:54 Furby I am sweating mhm same [Music] nothing caught your eye do you have all your textbooks for the year to get your wand I can't read left my wand at home my dog ate it how many dogs do you think eat wands in that world you know now that he said it I was start thing I was like bro like dogs e ws and what happens when they they just start glowing yeah [Music]
25:40 what what is what is Eric doing I'm I'm I'm he's wanding it [Music] up okay that's cool yeah that's before so you any of it that's a win oh my gosh that's okay you know you know what's up all [Music] right know as soon as we got I was like nice exper it's a little homie was everything I could of course he [Music] is yeah yeah fun fun everything I could
26:29 oh really that's they spent like 3 weeks I can see why the lines The Sounds hiding all the wires tring for the gravel and everything okay I see so it [Music] is the second store did did not uh did not save the experience no it did not if anything it dampened a more yeah was it the fart it was the fart and the heat it was very it was so hot so hot I don't know why it's so hot I feel so bad for everybody mean you also have to think like bro people are probably eating chocolate drinking butterbeer going on a full mile walk and got nowhere to go and it's yeah and there's no bathrooms and then this my last chance wait he's taking a picture with someone like his
27:16 arm is around someone [Music] guys that's cool Eric who are you taking pictures with Billy oh cool hey what's [Music] up I was like no I I didn't know what was happening I was like I like like Harry Potter awesome dude well thank you wild this is the first time this has ever happened yeah that's why I was like no he was like walk beside Christian I was like I don't know what's happen so can I just say what I thought was happen look at this [ __ ] yeah that's crazy all right all right what I thought happened I thought
28:02 you compling now and I thought that I thought you were an employee saw Sean yeah okay like that be then he makes friends everywhere he goes so like I just assume he had like a new person I was I was getting shots of him talking to the lady then all of a sudden I see him put his arm around someone I'm like what is what is going on well like he was posing for a picture and I was like I'm Jose SE yeah yeah know I'm here with my girl too I don't know where she I don't know where she's at now I just to be you guys yeah we already did yeah we did it all on stream in one day 14
28:47 miserable my on all right I'm going to do one without flashing one with cuz I don't know how you like it all right so regular one one 2 3 cheese all right it's dark so CHR flash okay but this is also like flash Christian there we go now we got it round 17 all right Harry Potter one two [Music] three this is this is totally not our job at all thank for watching man we appreciate been with you for while damn damn so you have for a while yeah yeah thanks for approaching me man I'm glad that I was the one that was like you are the
29:33 approach when I got shop he was the only one still there so like you saw how I reacted when somebody walked up with you ER you know yeah dude hello fellow humor ex they all left I straight up thought that I straight up thought that Eric was bringing an employee yeah I thought they just found a friend man in a way we did yeah we found yeah the wild I wasn't expecting I would have been meaner next time I have a reputation to uphold I man keep it up I'll keep supporting you for watching thank you for hang thank you for coming up to keep it real hopefully you didn't like lose your girlfriend though like oh
30:19 okay sorry about that I knew he was going oh okay cool also if I've ever said anything to F it's not really on purpose it's the ADHD then good don't no that's we are I'm right there with you I have a good night experience all right A Perfect Ending that was actually the best part of the night yeah all right we're going to rate it out of 10 it was a 10 out of 10 we found a missing Billy yeah Billy in the wild first time it's ever happened without the wild Billy it's it's like a yeah five out of seven Perfection y the chocolate was pretty good well yeah cuz it got the ear wax
31:04 out of my mouth I can also buy that on amazoness dud the marshmallow was the best I got my guy my little dude that's cool yeah that's about it I'm the cameraman now so I got to be out of uh Eric Eric was your overall rating disappointing all right Harry Potter uh Forbidden Forest prisoner of asab man uh Dumbledore's Army I rap this um still better than secrets of dumble better than better than a movie I not seen uh so ooh five five wands out of seven I said the same thing outside of meeting the Billy that was that the Billy was the was the highlight happened
31:50 at the end which is we're going high not peace be the joy