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0:01 Bingo yesing what the I know this meme though got hit you went crazy huh what's up Billy to celebrate the holidays every week here on sort of stupid we are giving away PS5 switches video games gift cards and more you can enter the giveaway by subscribing to the channel and clicking the link below and thank you to the billies on patreon for making these giveaways possible we could be doing this without you so if you want to support the channel by getting our videos early and uncut you can also do so below if you're not interested no biggie just subscribe for free and good luck Billy what's up Billy it is time Dragon Ball Z Battle of Gods is here apparently this is pretty good boom what
0:48 what what do you think this is going to be about Battle of Gods yeah I don't know like is this like one of those where like everybody that was once Dead comes back for like an ultimate battle royale kind of thing or some some new big bad show I don't know I don't know if I've ever seen this too you don't think so no like I don't think I've ever I think I've seen like I've never seen the show like I watched it like when it was but like I don't think I've actually watched the movies CU like I always thought some Goku no no this these are Canon movies original story that's exciting torama battle the return of the wear gorilla that followed years later God damn dude that's so clean is this like reanimated I guess for the movie it has to be dude it has to be it looks so good
1:36 oh we're seeing this too real quick oh are they going to do like reanimated versions of each like main thing oh my God that looks so [ __ ] good also I am going through uh regular Dragon Ball Z on the treadmill yist batt and Tranquility has come at last hell yeah so they thought of course of course it's like now it's SpaceTime maybe or maybe not it never ends oh [ __ ] all right we downloaded eight different subtitles they're all the Japanese version so we're we're rolling with it he's with you right now yeah I love the turn away dude I know they're all like Whispering like he
2:21 cannot know like whispering in their hand don't say anything but it's telepathy nobody's going to know nobody's going know they're going to know what are those nothing I'll just go ask him myself right right it's like this there are whose purpose is to create you know what where are they driving to he's he's just driving the other side how do where does he get gas it's an electric car dude it's it's it's an electric car yeah why are you wearing your butt kicking clothes pretty strong right mean pee his pants a littleit if they're in the same quadrant are you hearing me well I heard the part about him being the strongest and I can't wait oh my God yeah my man just tuned out for everything else yep
3:08 by the way if the if if the subtitles are too distracting I can turn them off I'm not even paying attention to them now stop looking at them we don't care let me tell let me tell we don't care my man lives in the lobby of a holiday in uh-oh you set the alarm bomb to go off at this time the alarm bomb oh oh bro I need that alarm I'm always happy to show off my with oh [Laughter] [Applause] God can I just love like to my surpris when I actually started watching Dragon Ball Z how close to a bridged it actually is in it's crazy ginu force or whatever and like and [ __ ] and yeah the
3:56 dude having the Australian accent I was like are you [ __ ] kidding me I was like I was like space Australia is just Conta and then this Parker shows up and just like that it's good night irain we get it you're from space Australia yeah it's a real thing it's a real thing dude again it was you who chose this wake up time yeah choose this date there's something I need to check let me guess Goku is going to be Goku he's going to want to fight Goku it's got to be Goku right maybe I should destroy you someone more powerful in Freez yo my man making mixing all the soda drinks that's exactly what I thought I'm walking on the soda machine just pressing all the butt um
4:43 what did he just powderize the yeah Super Saiyan I love him so far that's exactly Oh beerus is amazing yeah he may I was going to say he may end up doing some horrendous [ __ ] but right now he's awesome the Super Saiyan God who looks just like this one huh just does not give a [ __ ] dream you had a while back about here didn't exactly you're mocking me aren't you what what pop star did they have move in with them yeah especially when my man took a 39 year nap the lady from ABBA maybe what is it that in 39 years time an arch rival worthy of me would appear did I say that bro that four decades ago
5:30 it would appear thatv dude that's what we need the Apple got the magic yo yeah yo Ask the Magic con magic can can Goku defeat beerus sounds like a lot of hoopla damn oh Magic is spoken magic spoken how long would it take for us to get there roughly 26 minutes God damn all right how fast you kidding me oh yeah oh I I love him I love him dude this is sick so do you recognize him yet as one of my skins I use in fortnite okay I was thinking that I was like God I swear he played with him in fortnite bro but I was like maybe I'm tripping God that looks so good yeah uh
6:16 bro he's just hanging out oh yeah bo boo is just a homie cuz you know evil boo yeah him and Mr Satan are buddies I think they live together part of the he's bulma's father Dr [Applause] famous scientist in the world how would you not recognize him broble and not nearly as low to world champion like me not nearly as loaded what would you Cola Great Choice your wish is my command I'll grab you the whole case tournament include a fully fished castle and a private luxury what give the winner cash I want that big card I don't suppose any of those prizes are dirty movies no m man is
7:01 just oh Goku and it's heading straight forward yeah like you better enjoy that party dog be fine oh no yeah he's going to blow [Laughter] this you dude it's just so casual just do it why would spirits come here of all plac why indeed oh [ __ ] wait he's he's like like I chose spy family to watch on the way here what a pleasant surprise welcome to my that's beerus he looks like a big hairless house cat did he just do a racism on him I think he might have done a matter I'd like to discuss what that
7:48 saying you're harboring come on out big ass head looking through that window dude heyu [Laughter] bro I think he knows but this Super Saiyan God stuff isn't ringing any bells dude first time myself have heard any mention of a yep that was me all right I beat him sir technically it was trunks but we're not going to talk about that you're not planning to destroy or anything are you as long as nothing that happens there annoys me oh bro on Earth impossible challenge Tey bit of your strength sir bro like look how medic he looks match even if only for a
8:35 minute but you're just an arrogant fool yes he is a fool he's a big stupid just look at him dude he's just talking mad [ __ ] well let's begin planet was already destroyed once dude he had to have it rebuilt Dragon Ball Z in King Kai's tension headache and then next I go on up to Super Saiyan 2 then super duper saian Legendary Super Saiyan [Music] [Laughter] 3 if you want I can dial it back to two for you f up bro oh the music oh oh he caught that
9:23 [ __ ] behind his back he just flicked oh [ __ ] bro it wasn't like he just went flying like he actually felt that [Laughter] [ __ ] just dodging him dude [Applause] what yo he just gave it back shots what the [ __ ] it's crazy that Goku has that level of strength and it isn't anything to beerus yo what damn [ __ ] oh [ __ ] and he's wh away all the disrespect
10:08 nor I you a good day oh my god dude the the the massive disrespect for Goku right there Goku fought him and is now lying unconscious in a CR what kakar serious blows just go okay that's the bar baby all I got to do is survive two well especially cuz like yo he went Super Saiyan 3 like Vegeta's never even attained that right like up to this point like that is sool to know it's like mindblowing um uh sine like you just forgot you had them in your pocket dude better I love that that exists in this world where literally just it's a cure all shut up happy birthday right
10:55 God damn I don't remember that Jesus Prince veget I presume oh [ __ ] dude it's like the second he heard the voice sna where the [ __ ] is he where is he yo my man just chilling by the [ __ ] pool yo my man really really frustrating himself I mean dude can you imagine like you're like this race of people who blow up planets and you see your dad being treated like that oh yeah is it possible inst was wrong I never get such things wrong with always bro I [ __ ] love whis to meet you when did you make friends with guys who have such good
11:41 manners I know not from around he's like [ __ ] losing just Los bro I would be yo damn he got the [ __ ] moves yo he's like what the [ __ ] am I want oh no oh no [Music] oh no oh [ __ ] it's over yo at least he seems like he's actually mildly chill right now yeah he's not like a Frieza right like he's not just like I just want to kill everybody just to kill them it's like he's mostly just Vibes they opened a boat you idiot so I don't actually know the details but I think they're like Dragon Ball villains and they like yeah they're
12:27 from the original for some reason I think can't even land parttime work because we're all stuck in these fat little baby bodies oh that would blow I didn't even think about that I am an emperor Emperor P oh there it is POF yeah all of are Bingo prizes dude that place is so big that the castle is just in the hall what the [ __ ] oh PR for first must be bro can you imagine being that rich like so she just given the Dragon Balls oh my God as a bingo prize dude how how does a bingo structure work I've never I've never like I've never I've never taken time to play that much Bingo my grandma was into it but yeah I don't remember how do you have a first place
13:13 Bingo person maybe first person to win gets first place and then the next person to win gets second down the line maybe we Old Friends of the boy who lives here what you're not my friend is that monkey talking monke see distin spiky hair the PTSD kicking in blank innocent [Laughter] stare Dam yall are really bad at panicking I didn't mean to take this she's actually my main squeeze oh my God dad's not looking oh [ __ ] awesome
14:00 bro little kids are [ __ ] like that though toled while I ran out they don't have a you're a genuine Evil Genius but that diamond was worth way more than that oh yeah that diamond was worth more than a million and like what he said and then they wouldn't have had to hold the ransom like nobody wants to be that rich it's it's about balance we got to justify it okay flies over to her why would you fly through the air to move 25 ft whatever no you said I'm your girlfriend not you dumm bro I can't with him please do it Ma for the food and bingo tournament
14:46 balls that the winner receives I know like oh God you're going to hold hands and you might win a [Music] castle he bunkered the [ __ ] down dude [Applause] imagine being like how do I get stronger I'mma fight myself yeah that is insane I'm going to shoot my own [Applause] attack look at his Planet dude it's insane it's Bingo time bingo Grand priz of a complete set of six Dragon Balls yeah I only BS the
15:32 BS [Music] already who what the [ __ ] violence pay us 1 million dude literally no one here is taking them serious and yet everyone at these part simply laughs she's my son's girlfriend I want to break up evil be thean here to trks great saan man don't just fire once panic and empty the whole clip into me what the [ __ ] you're crazy all right then villains you may fire when ready dude and he went in
16:19 front of the crowd to do it for your no match for the power of the great SE must I'm shot oh oh [ __ ] I can give her mouth to mouth she doesn't need mouth to mouth she shot in the leg snapping a respected Elder shame on you he's like it's fine watch out you healed it I can sense that you're yo I understand go little Green's going to be so upset I know he is oh little green you too chimp where was all the intensity totally blew it it could have been a way better you think entertaining one of those projectiles hit me too oh
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17:50 though what is happening right now he's just panicking no I that's what I'm saying though like Planet buffet table very well at least it worked hey I found the Dragon Ball let's get our Bingo on Bingo dude that's insane that the Dragon Ball wish is just a [ __ ] Bingo prize in this world now War there were a dozen cups of it a minute ago perhaps you got excited and ate them all yourself of course [Laughter] not oh no damn oh [ __ ] oh no oh no that pink gentleman over there has them he took the whole tray oh no oh boo puding cups are boo damn boo I want the pudding what that tongue do
18:38 [Music] though did he even eat the containers I think he did you made oh [ __ ] oh that's unfortunate oh also so [ __ ] his boo is so strong oh you guys are idiots chop dude him back with chopsticks all right you know what maybe maybe Vegeta should have told them who he was this is the third hit this is the third hit that Boo's taken right yeah Boo's taken like quite a few hits yeah he durable he do he durable that's
19:27 enough oh oh [ __ ] oh my man said kiss holy [ __ ] my God now this got so serious so quick I know like just instantly oh damn and we just like no yeah he's just still eating bro I I oh whoaa didn't even last a minute up there been there [Music] oh my God I've seen this gift before so what's his name like [Music] gunks Goten Goten transformed into that
20:12 delinquent again pudding but for me it's a taste always just beyond grasp at least for the last five minutes over putting bro is in I about damn dog we'll go to the store and get you some yo he is literally spanking this child bro he bro he Des Super Saiyan him banked him over a pudding this is insane he's like I won't hate a kid but I'll SP out of so [ __ ] out of pocket like I don't get a [Laughter] pudding oh ruin my 38th birthday party oh so that's how old she
20:57 is oh oh [ __ ] here that's my yes context bro it's just so [ __ ] good yo my man say you hit my why [ __ ] that respect [ __ ] bro I mean just the fact that in this moment he is stronger than Super Saiyan 3 Goku at base super saian is [ __ ] insane that is true even stronger than Goku why you steal my thunder yeah sheesh oh [ __ ] I love how everybody in the world just has to deal with like the same 10 people's [ __ ]
21:42 probably without a yeah that's that's what it is yeah new explosions oh God now give me a moment please he's like but bro right like like whis is keeping the planet alive right now oh what the [ __ ] dude he just turned him the [ __ ] off like saying logged out but first I'm going to finish eating okay damn like that food's good okay I trouble you to the rest damn can you wrap this up so we can destroy your planet and go he wants my bacon come a little closer won't you great it's your big you've never had a chance to be important before Oh my God
22:29 you're not helping shot fire dude only scissors so we'd win every time with ro you're a bro he about to talk you into making some stupid decisions all sign he can see your [ __ ] hands right like all you have to do is throw paper and you'll win oh no two you all told him to he's a cat you fools don't you see my ears I heard your whole plan so embarrassing dude like that was that was the 30 seconds ever of of Dragon Ball oh there's a big ball right there look like big ball the hero finally arrived like our savior destruction is in my very name but just this once can you please give
23:15 us a pass damn he's like maybe if I ask him nicely five minutes just a little time that's all I need all right You' got five minutes yeah he's like yeah that's cool man man just try try your best 5 minutes jerk godma you got respect the ring I'm sorry what did you say no I was saying at this point I'm assuming they can just get all of them back in 10 minutes to make another wish if they actually like yeah yeah I mean that's why I was giving out for herows tantum because heed on AUD most of them Bal on the call out though hi Lord beerus that won't work old BR flirting with him shut up damn and to be fair his nap started one year before she was born name I
24:02 summon you forth that's true just yep F dude I love that everybody just assumes it's like them that damn capsule Corp add it again speak your wish now it's more for Lord beerus Lord beerus please do tell them how to summon the saan God damn that's insane right never heard him talk for this long are you following all this Vegeta I've never heard him talk he fell asleep bro with this friend's energy flowing through him I mean you have five there please excuse me they're like three and a half yo he's like I am out [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm out I do not want to be here with beerus later the only two of you who are close to rightous are
24:48 Gohan and Goten Goku is Bure of spirit but not of logic fighting beerus is just dumb would you please shut up for one second and call forth the super saiyan god dude my man uh you know what he's my favorite character yeah he's my favorite character five of you have risked your lives to save the universe even angry guy like you could judge me angry even angry he hasn't been evil in a long time he's like a model citizen dude he was even dancing for you guys on stage get to be the one don't complain I just shut the [ __ ] up veget dude I love him so much yeah this is
25:34 amazing oh give me one of those too oh what don't bother with it Goku it didn't work damn Shenron specifically said that the Inner Light of five Sans that makes the total number you need six so it didn't work because it goofed up the count there's one in that girl's stomach hold on Lord beerus there is one more here believe me I'd love to stomp beus but I'm full blooded earth like shut the [ __ ] up fatel is pregnant growing in her is Goan little green yeah dude my man just walked up be like Gohan Gohan's been raw dogging y'all I wanted to surprise you with it but now right I mean the world's going to end might as well yeah fine let's add viel
26:20 and the baby and try it again you know this whole time I feel like in the middle of all this someone could have gone and got him a ping cup yeah right yeah that's what this all began from it's a freaking pudding cup Shenron we need pudding St just explodes because the baby in there went Super Saiyan can you imagine baby said I got you guys don't worry I'll carry the weight dude she has adamantium lady parts that is insane like oh [ __ ] that's nuts dude what the [ __ ] it's turned completely red he also looks slimmer on his power he does look thinner so are we ready to begin yet as long as you keep your word God he does look so much thinner me look how thin he
27:06 is maybe that's like a being really lean yeah get 0% body fat probably give them some space okay ooh that's [Applause] clean they probably should have moved this fight somewhere else probably oh oh oh we're just going to park the [ __ ] Sky oh my God what about the pool yeah that pool's [ __ ] up bro I think it's going to need to be redone that there it is again how does it feel becoming a god god it feels like the video game right like every trailer I've seen for
27:54 it okay capsule Corporation just running test still it just looks so clean though it really does yes good now you're getting it I don't know why but it was super satisfying that they didn't blow up everything mhm like it's controlled it's a level of strength I can't reach on my [Music] own I love the idea of that that's all people see it's just like what is going on just sound barriers being broken the CL Cloud's just disappearing an earthquake you say such interesting things say well you seem to be addicted to B I get that a lot oh ow
28:42 damn come on let's go casually going through a couple trees wait how are you going to follow them where where are you following them what the [ __ ] quick let's take the barbecue with us I dude I love how [ __ ] ridiculous TR ball is I know it's like beerus isn't actually like going all out he's giving Goku a chance to like learn it yeah he's got to get used to it for oh [ __ ] not the dinosaur yeah I was like they went extinct again hello sorry for the Oh okay that's a bowl of ice cream dude they toned down her forehead yeah they did can you tell me how it's made I don't know just buy
29:28 it seems this cream isn't the only thing on this planet that's cold damn joke I've been is awesome like you don't got to be rude why he's the he's the only one being nice I bet yeah dude actually that was that was pretty solid I'm glad it's not me damn okay that looked like that was a scene from the video game uh-huh that's a sign of Pride it will be your downfall oh my god dude that gave me chills I was not expecting that at all foolish useless Pride God this is
30:15 crazy they're they're just fighting each other undergr they're going underground Vegeta's always been obsessed with his pride than it is to me is it though fool of himself on stage to protect his friends so he did okay it's crazy that he knew that too I've been going at about 80% myself what you're holding back all right let's see how you do at this time he's like you son of a [ __ ] oh Bo taking me seriously now you're about to find out um did he just yep ooh
31:00 spicy didn't tell me we were using blast now well we are now damn it you use teleporting it's only fair oh what the so uh that must actually hurt right there that was gut punch I will not let you destroy my world oh okay oh my God oh my God that music too and the OST kicks in baby let's go damn yo beerus is [Music] ready oh just turned into a slug God still following this Krillin no
31:47 totally [Laughter] [Applause] lost oh oh my man go hit him with that [ __ ] and it was that day that Goku missed beerus and accidentally hit the planet Earth yo can you imagine dud what the [ __ ] now it's my turn let me throw a son at you here uhoh Goku uh-oh your God power it ran out some time ago your body learned from the experience was enough to push shoot a new heights that's insane I didn't think it was possible you're a true Prodigy like few I've ever seen I
32:34 wish I could be happy about that right some hella praise you're too strong then give up and accept your planet's fate here have another one yeah please sir may I have another please sir I want some more he said fun oh uhoh oh what in the world's happening up there dude could you [ __ ] imagine seeing some [ __ ] like that like a second sun just appearing in the sky bro [Music] go oh no uh the
33:25 [ __ ] um oh what uh you just [ __ ] absorb that [ __ ] I think so how' you do that what was you're a fascinating creature bro here's have another one another one I just want to hear you say that you give up well I do s bean I do give up sentu Bean all I've got Lord beerus but there's still no way I can beat you you're my second strongest fo only the second strongest well that's a drag to see my attendant whis over there enjoying his lovely parfait so
34:10 what he's also my teacher your teacher seriously does that mean you're not the strongest in the universe depends on which reality you're referring to holy [ __ ] 12 universes all together he's like oh God are they able to come as goes back to the freaking baret yo I mean that's why that man don't give a [ __ ] about giving beerus some sass though he knows he can handle it wait Did he just ye him just just you [Music] go he Ser survived to fight out in space he'll be fine drop now it's time to fulfill my promise give him the pudding
34:58 give him the pudding look at that Lord beerus you destroyed earth like you said you were just not very much of it oh my God must have used up all my strength in the fight I love him finish destroying the rest I I love him one day we could make you Goku the Destroyer when Lord beerus kicks the bucket but I think I'll pass it's crazy though getting the offer never mind that you should be apologizing for hitting me yeah forgive me he say yeah Bulma though next time I'm going to insist on eating some of that puding righty and don't like it I don't want to hear you complaining if I'm displeased I won't say a word I'll just destroy your world did you just imagine one bite and then all of a sudden Kaboom
35:45 Yep this is not this did not meet expectations right like he's hyped up this pudding so much y y'all ever had that food where like your friends like really hyped up like a meal MH and then you had it you're like this isn't good at all yeah unbelievable still he's not strong enough to be called an arch rival what was his name again Goku between him and Vegeta I may my Arch after all uh yeah that seemed to me many more Novelties to try on Earth I got to get back there soon so that's the real reason you spared Earth isn't I'm sure the people were find you like to try some or are you too tired and let you have it all yourself nice TR but I think you've hogged enough Earth food already damn he just took it and ran nah
36:31 uh-uh and what is this pale green lumpy stuff on the oh no yes the chef said it was wasabi yo is he just going to Raw Dog Wasabi why don't I go give us a drink botoms up oh y y that sounds about right that's enough dude we just put put him out knocked him down that wasn't very nice well they'll pay for it I'm going back to Earth to destroy it right now [ __ ] I told you it was overwhelming nobody forced you to shove the whole glob of it in your mouth yo my man said quit making sense without their demon topping is that fair
37:18 enough for you demon well good okay I'm less bad now yeah less angry all right they got my hold hold calm down the food what the hell like Jesus okay they can live wake me in three years tastes lovely doesn't it yep I love that his bed is oh I was going to say he's still on the floor no he's just going to float off into the the room so is he just like he's floating that thing like in his sleep you haven't brushed your teeth really can be a p [Laughter] birth wait did we just fast forward 3 years no no no they're just actually having the party again
38:05 ah wait what bro she 41 yeah she 41 oh speaking of power when Bulma got hit you sure went crazy huh my I guess the next time we're fighting someone that strong we'll just have to get him to slap we'll be all good right [ __ ] he deserved that you were watching the fight weren't you of course maybe watching punching bags Bulma I believe Kakarot deserves some more of your signature slap bro she was wound up dude yeah i''d be kind of pissed if if if I found out he was just there lurking in the background I was wondering that I
38:51 was like where's he at like this was uh he was just lurking dude it was just like rapid fire they just show I was like I was like trying to pay attention kind of and look but yeah they're just going through it all of it dude I think are they just literally flipping through yeah Dragon entire show yeah look super saiyan yeah Super Saiyan y so we ski ginu already a yeah they're flying through it dude Dr jro yeah dude you guys need to see this so come to patreon if you want to get it Billy come on patreon Billy