0:00 Guys, feast your eyes on what I got us. >> Pizza. >> Oh, I want some Zah. >> Oh, I'm not hungry. Who am I kidding? YES, I AM. >> OH, PIZZA. >> And I'm actually here for once or whatever. >> Wa Sky, I didn't know you were here. >> I didn't either. >> All right, everyone. Dang it. >> I got THE BIGGEST SLICE. >> NO, YOU BIG BACK. >> Y'all need to chill out or whatever. Actually, I'm getting some pizza. Same. >> A few moments later. Oh, guys, I'm so full. Oh, dude, we only had one slice each. What are you TALKING ABOUT? >> YEAH, PINK IS STILL REALLY HUNGRY. I WANT MORE PIZZA. >> THAT'S OKAY. We have so much more pizza to eat,
0:48 GUYS. THERE'S ONLY ONE SLICE OF PIZZA LEFT. Are Are you serious, Orin? I mean, of course there's not going to be much pizza left. >> Yeah, I mean, there were eight slices and seven of us. I Wait, I thought you were good at math. >> Yeah, I guess he's not being good at math right now or whatever. >> Yeah. Uh Orin, I think you overestimated just how many people you were feeding with one pizza. >> Huh? >> I guess I did. You know what? I'm going to have the last slice then. GIVE ME THAT. >> WHAT? PIGGY, WHAT? >> Or it's not fair. How come you get to have the last slice? >> Because I it I want it and it's my pizza. >> NO, IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. >> WHY DOES IT NOT WORK LIKE THAT? PINKY thinks we should find a fair way to decide who gets the last pizza. >> A fair way? It's my pizza. >> I mean, I get what he's saying, but I
1:33 also want the slice of pizza. >> YEAH, WE CAN'T let him have it. Don't say you get what he's saying, Derp. >> Guys, it's literally one slice of pizza. Who cares who gets it? >> Well, I want THE PIZZA SLICE, TOO. GIVE ME THE PIZZA SLICE. >> OH, you guys are so juvenile. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's a slice of pizza. There's steaks here. >> Steaks? What steaks? Steaks? I thought we were eating pizza. >> Well, I don't really care about who gets it either or whatever. I don't want any. >> Oh, more for me. >> You also want some? You know what? We should have a competition to see who deserves this last slice OF PIZZA. AND IT'S GOING TO BE ME. But the first PERSON TO WIN TWO EVENTS WINS. >> UH, hey Orin. >> Yeah. What's up, Vicki? >> What kind of events? >> H I got an idea for the first one. WE
2:19 SHOULD DO BOXING. ORIN, WE DON'T HAVE ARMS. WE CAN'T BOX. >> WHY IS THIS A RECURRING theme in every freaking VIDEO? HOW DO YOU GUYS JUST FORGET THAT WE DON'T HAVE ARMS? >> OKAY. WELL, what about wrestling then? Dear Lord, help us. >> Well, that would also require arms, which we do not have. >> Oh, I THOUGHT OF AN IDEA. >> What is it? >> What if we JUST THROW OURSELVES AT EACH OTHER? THEN IT'S KIND OF LIKE WRESTLING. >> That's strange. You know what? Good idea. Everyone to the table. Oh, I just wanted the pizza. It's going to be so hard. >> I hope my bow doesn't fall off. >> WELCOME TO PIZZA MANIA. IT'S like Wrestlemania, but a pizza. By the way, guys, don't worry about this blanket. It's only there because if you get blood on our table, it's going to cost us half
3:05 a month's worth of rent to get a new one. Anyways, how is this going to work? It's going to be in a tournament system. It's going to be Gray versus Veneria and then me versus Derp. >> Hey. >> Yeah. What about me? >> Oh, well, you're super scary and really good at fighting. So, we're just going to put you straight to the finals, and you're going to beat whoever wins in the semi-finals. >> Okay. >> All right. LET'S DO THE FIRST MATCH UP. GET READY TO GO DOWN, DERPLE. YOU DON'T SCARE ME. I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT. ALL RIGHT. Here we go. Go. Oh jeez. You know what? Body slam. 1 2 3 I win.
3:50 Are you good? Hello? You might be dreaming about cheese. And that settles our first bracket with Derple winning by a landslide. That was quick. All right, Veneria. WE'RE GOING TO TUSSLE. TUSSLE. That's kind of a weird word, but it's okay. Doesn't matter. I'm going to get you. 3 2 1 go. >> What are you talking about? I didn't have any plans. You know what? You know what? I'm not going to hit a woman. I'm out. I win. Wait, so does that mean Veneria is going to win? Considering Derple wouldn't HIT A WOMAN? >> OH, NO. DON'T WORRY. I WILL BE HITTING a woman. >> Derple, you cannot be serious. >> What? >> You're going to hit not one but two of your friends that are women.
4:36 >> I I mean, yeah. Do you not realize THERE'S A SLICE OF PIZZA AT STAKE? OF COURSE. >> SO, you're going to hit two girls for a slice of pizza? Yeah. I mean, you got to realize everyone consented to be here, so they they chose this. >> I guess that's true. GOOD LUCK. >> ALL RIGHT, DERPLE. I'M READY. >> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? You've never seen a MAN WHO WANTS PIZZA like me. I'M GOING TO WHOOP YOUR BUTT. >> OH, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. >> ALL RIGHT. 3 2 1 >> WEAVE WEAVE WEAVE WEAVE WEAVE. NO. OH MY GOSH. IT'S REALLY STRONG. OW. I win. Ooh. I have never seen Derple fight like that before. You sure you got this Pinky? >> SHE CAN TRY. COME HERE, DERP. >> Good luck. All right, Pinky. You ready
5:22 to go down? >> I WAS BORN READY. PURPLE. DURPLE. >> You were born ready to go down. Okay, I guess. 3 2 1 go. HEY. NO. THIS PERSON I'm pooped. >> And that calls it. Derpal gets the first point on our leaderboard. >> Remind me never to be around Derpal when he wants a slice of pizza. It's getting real physical in here. >> Yeah. Let's do a not physical game next. COME ON, EVERYBODY. ALL RIGHT. Our next competition is going to be a bad food eating contest. Whoever can eat their food the fastest wins. And because Wenda
6:10 and Skye aren't playing, they get to choose what we eat. >> Wait. Uh, wait. It's going to be us. >> I guess so. >> Well, I guess we should go discuss or whatever. >> Okay. >> So, what do you guys think we're going to have TO EAT? >> OH. OH, I KNOW. WE'RE GOING TO EAT THE PIZZA. >> NO. Why would we eat the PIZZA FOR A BAD FOOD eating contest? >> Well, isn't that the whole point of the competition is to eat the pizza? >> No. Come on. It's going to be bad food, Pinky. Oh, yeah. It might be something gross like like worms or OR LIKE ROACHES. WAIT, WHAT? WHERE ARE THEY EVEN GOING TO get those things from? Look there. IT'S GRASS. DON'T WORRY, GUYS. I think that they'll be nice to us. I mean, at least nice to me because I'm nice to all of you guys. So, you have no reason to go against me.
6:57 >> All right, guys. We've decided for your yummy meal, you're going to have some sweet peas. >> Yeah. But they're frozen. Oh. >> Oh no. Look at those. >> And there's one other catch, Skye. >> All right. There's baking soda. Oh. Oh, that looks disgusting. >> Ew. Pinky hates peas. >> That's what you're worried about, Pinky. You're worried ABOUT THE PEAS? WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY'RE FROZEN AND COVERED IN BAKING SODA? PINKY EATS FROZEN FOOD ALL THE TIME. She loves ice cream. >> And do you eat baking soda all the time? >> Well, I like baked goods like cookies. >> I think that Piggy's going to struggle
7:42 here. >> Yeah, I think we're cooked, unlike these peas. >> WE KNOW WHAT I GOT THIS. Set up the plates. All right, everyone. In three, two, one, GO. THESE SUCK. THIS DOESN'T LIKE IT. SHE'S NOT GOING TO EAT IT. >> WELL, this is pretty good. Usually, I love green things, BUT THIS REALLY SUCKS. AND IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE HAD SUCH A BAD INTERACTION WITH A PLANT. I hate that. Don't worry. You won't have to do it any longer. >> What? >> Don't worry, Ray. It's cuz I'm done.
8:28 >> Yeah, IT WAS PRETTY GOOD. WHAT? >> WOW, ORIN, YOU REALLY CLEANED YOUR PLATE. >> HOW DID YOU EVEN EAT HALF OF THIS IN the amount of time you did? I don't know. I just like pee. Anyway, next event. I I think he said that right. Whatever. All right, everyone. THE NEXT EVENT IS HIDE AND SEEK. Wenda and Skye are the seekers, AND WE HAVE 10 SECONDS TO HIDE. OH JEEZ, I GOT TO GO. MOTHER TRANSPORTATION. >> WA! THAT WAS EFFECTIVE. PIGGY'S GOING TO TRY. >> OH, WHERE do I hide? Where do I go? I guess I can go in here. Oh, it's so dusty in here. I'm going to shut it. >> Oh, green camouflage. >> Oh, I want to get in here. >> Well, suit yourself. >> What? What do you mean by that? >> You're purple. You're going to get caught. But >> no, I'm not. You know what? I'm going to hide next to the pizza.
9:14 That slice looks so good. Pizza. I want it. No, I'm going to be fair to everyone else. I am not going to be unfair. You know what? I'll hide behind the pizza box. All right, everyone. Ready or not, here we come. or whatever. >> Pinky, what? What? Pinky, are you not playing? >> Uh-oh. No, it's okay. You got me. I tried to do the purple method and I hit the door. >> All right. Or whatever. Let's go find everyone. H not sure where everyone would hide or whatever. Would you hide in the oven? No, I don't see them in there. How about the microwave? No. H. Is anyone in the trash? >> Hello.
10:00 Hey, Wenda. I think I found somebody. >> Or in I'm not here. >> Oh, yeah. >> A COME ON. >> I'm surprised you didn't eat the pizza, though. >> It was a struggle. All right, let's keep going or whatever. Can I eat the pizza now? My head. Hey, LOOK. IT'S DURABLE. WHAT THE HECK, MAN? >> We got you, buddy. NO. NO. HEY. NO. >> OH, I know exactly where Gray is. WHAT CAN BE BEHIND DOOR NUMBER ONE? >> OH, WHAT? HOW DO YOU FIND ME? >> YOU JUST SNEEZE, little bro. >> Well, I guess HIDE-AND-SEEK'S OVER CUZ VENERIA WINS. Show yourself, VENERIA. >> HERE I AM. >> SEE, THIS IS TOTAL BS. ORANGE SAID,
10:46 "HEY, LOOK, it's Darpal, but not, hey, look, it's Veneria." >> What do you mean? I literally was hitted. I'm green, bro. It's called camouflage. So, you're saying that he DIDN'T SEE YOU? >> EXACTLY. HE DIDN'T SEE ME. I'M THE QUEEN OF HIDE-AND-SEEK. I ALWAYS WIN. >> I FEEL LIKE THIS game has an advantage for you. >> Well, sucks to not be green. >> All right, everyone. Well, now we need to FIGURE OUT OUR FOURTH ACTIVITY. I THINK IT could be Mario Kart. >> No, dude. ABSOLUTELY NOT. >> THAT'S LIKE FREE PIZZA for you, Orin. YOU'RE TOO GOOD AT THAT GAME. >> OKAY. WELL, what about rock paper scissors then? >> OR WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS. NO ARMS. YEAH, DUDE. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE'S NO PLEASING you people. And I still feel like I deserve THE PIZZA. SO, YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL HAVE THE LAST SLOPE.
11:34 My pizza slice. My pizza. WHERE DID IT GO? WHERE'S THE SLICE? I ate it. >> Wait, Wenda, you ate it. >> I sure did. You guys subjected Sky and I to hours of these games and you guys were just fighting. So, I took it upon myself and I ate the pizza slice. >> Wait, but that's not fair. We We WERE HAVING A COMPETITION AND ONE of us is going to win. >> Well, looks like I beat you to it. >> Wait, what about Skye? Why didn't he get any slices then, huh? >> Well, he didn't want it. He sat there and said, "I don't want this pizza slice or whatever, so I took it."
