Going to Apple Store With $1k These Days

0:00 You know, I worked hard for this $1,000 but I'm going to treat myself to a nice Apple product. Here I go. Hello there. I would like to buy a nice computer for my home office, please. Well, you've come to the right place. Now, something that'll look beautiful is the new colorful iMac. Not too powerful, but it's got the looks. Only $1,300. Oh, right. bother. That's That's just over my limit. So So that's okay. I guess I'll just get one of those uh desktop box computers, please. Certainly. We have the Mac Pro here for the price of a small car, but that costs more than my car. And its wheels cost more than my car's wheels. I'll just

0:46 take the small one over there. Ah, yes the studio. Only $2,000. $2,000 for a studio. My studio costs less than that. Well, you see there's no Apple logo on that, right? Well, look. How much for that really tiny one over there? Oh, yes. The Mac Mini, renowned for its great value. Only $600. Well all right., Now,, we're, getting, somewhere. Um, I think I'll need a keyboard, too. Okay, that's 100. All right. And and a mouse. Another 80. And uh a display please. 1,500. Far out. Well, I'm sorry, sir, but we only have the studio display for 1,500 and then the Pro display for three times as much. Was it three times as big? No.

1:34 Well, what if we just take the computer part out of that iMac there and I'll use that as a display. Sir, please don't be ridiculous. How can we disassemble it if it doesn't have any screws? Yeah, that looks glued on pretty tight. I think you've got a screw loose. Well, all right then. Forget desktops. I'll just take a laptop. Excellent decision. Now you can have our finest MacBook Pro today for just under 7 and 12 grand. But that's more than the car pooter you just showed me. Look, just give me your cheapest laptop. Well, that would be our MacBook Air, which used to be $1,099. Uh-huh. But now starts at $999. Perfect. All right, we finally got there. I'll take one of those. Thanks.

2:22 Amazing. Let me pack that for you. Now I assume you want Apple Care with this. Apple Care? What's that? Oh, it's like an extended warranty. It also covers accidental damage. Like if you crack the screen or something. All right. So, I pay now and then if something happens then you repair it for free. No, you still pay just less than you normally would. And I recommend it because without Apple Care, our repairs can be quite expensive. Uh, you know, that's okay. I'm sure it's if something happens, it'll be easy enough for me to repair it myself for Well, I'm sure I could take it to a third party repair shop and they'll have all the plans and parts they need to to easily repair it. No. Well, is Apple Care less than a

3:10 dollar? Nothing here costs less than a dollar. Ah, all right. Forget about computers, then. Just just give me a same size screen iPad with a with a keyboard and a and a mouse and and a case. All right, that's $1,76. All right, instead of buying them separately, just just get me the iPad with that keyboard case. That'll be $1,118. Well, why does that cost more? Sir, you are wasting my time now. Oh, I'm sorry. Is your time worth $1,000? Well, almost. Fine. Just give me the big iPhone and a Bluetooth keyboard. That's $998. Okay, I'll buy that. All right. Do you need a case for that? No. Do you need a

3:56 stand? No. Will you need to charge it? Goodbye. Subscribe to J. All right, then. See you later. Oh, hey everyone. Thanks for watching the video. And if you've got $1,000, why not flush it down our new eye toilet? It'll save you time. And subscribe for more tech news and parodies. Somehow they're free. What does that mean? What does free mean?