0:00 If I pretend to be like normal Shama, will will I can we beat the hype train record? I can't pretend to beat her. She's better than me. Like guys, you're so messed up. Did you know that Neurosama can beat Kapachas? I can't even do that. Like, it actively takes me two tries. By the way, anyone who gives Neurosama crap is dumb. Literally coping. I I'm sorry. Normally I don't like to be mean, but guys, literally if you like, for some reason, for some reason people think Neurosama is just chat GPT hooked up to a computer. They think it's no effort. They think it's like, dude, you guys don't understand the time and money that goes into that. It is literally a complex like like she, bro, she's alive at this point. It's insane. Be nice. Like the people who are being mean are so dumb. Like actually, no offense, but
0:46 like do research into stuff. Like it's it's like even before all this stuff, I uh I've become a fan of Neurosama cuz I've been binge watching Tik Toks. And my favorite clip, my favorite clip, it's recent, is whenever they're playing Minecraft hardcore and Norosama's under the water drowning and singing a song called Stay Alive and everyone's freaking out. It's my favorite clip ever. She's just like, they're like, "No no no." That's like my favorite, dude. Oh my gosh. Or when she's like she's freaking looking for iron and finds it immediately and Fion is like, "Beetle, she's freaking cheating." >> Dunkus, >> hey, guess what? >> Say what you want, but Jinxy puts in 10
1:32 times more work than the AI anime girl. If success was based off of effort, then more people than the honestly smaller streamers would be more famous than any of us. Literally, man, have you have I have never seen anyone work harder than the people with two viewers. Literally, they're here every day, eight hours, they got kids, they got a job. Like, bro, like like genuinely, if we're going off of effort put because that's that's the thing. It even if like you make slop, you just react to stuff. If people want to see it, they'll show up. They'll show up. Make stuff people want to see. People want to see Nurosama. They like her. And and I I just genuinely think if that upsets you, be inspired by it. Be like, you know what I mean? Like make something people want to see. People want to see her. And I think she I think
2:18 it's cool. And you don't have to like it. Like that's the thing. Like her like one thing you have to understand as a creator is your audiences are so different. So let's say your facecam IRL react content. Your audience base with Neurosama does not cross over at all. So who cares if she's more successful than you? She's not stealing anything from you. She's literally she's literally her own market. No one else does what she does. So, it's like, dude, even if you don't like it, she has her own niche. She's killing it and it doesn't impact you. Listen, I'm a defender, okay? And uh like, dude, I don't like IRL. Like, I don't like IRL streamers. I think they're they're most most of the time, nine times out of 10, IRL streamers are people who've never been bullied. They're jerks and they're mean and they bully people. They've done it to my friends. I don't like them, but hey, they're successful. I don't care. People want to see it. They make their content.
3:03 They know what they're doing. You go like, that's literally it. But no, seriously, I say that all the time. The sad thing about streaming, too, going off of effort is you can put in the most effort in the world and you won't succeed. And it sucks, you know? Yeah. You're all crazy for sympathizing with AI models. You're watching a VTuber in a hot dog outfit arguing for a guy whose penis you'll never suck on a freaking What is it, a Wednesday afternoon? It's It's 2026. The new year just happened. What's your resolution to reach his balls? Like, what the freak are you doing? I'm GL. What? What are you talking about? You came to my chat. What are you doing? Listen, if you don't like Neurosama, that's fine. You don't have to like her, but come on. Don't come to my chat. Like, that's what they I I don't care if you don't like her. It's fine. But like,
3:49 don't harass her. Let her do her own thing. New account. You made an account. Wait, I bet you were watching me, not logged in, and I started talking about her and I got a big account. Mom, what's your work email? Mom, it said a confirmation called your working mail for the Twitch account. I can't tell YOU MUCH IN YOUR SUMMER.