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0:01 [Music] happy Halloween losers hmm no I have to do all these good deeds to become a kid again but can't I just bite or once if you don't I will I'm anemic doubt I'm a dog and I talk I used to be a kid a bad kid and then I mess with the wrong doctor Dave you have failed as a human what turned me into a dog can you believe this that freak
0:47 turned me into a dog to be a kid again I have to do 100 good deeds and the only person who can hear me talk is the last person I picked on you now I'm living with this kidness family they love me but they treat me like a dog [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] better get started on them good beans [Music]
1:34 hey happy Halloween Justin what he got plans for the big day nothing we've got a half day in school I mean nothing what I remember when I was a kid I'd go wild on Halloween dad dad please new town no friends and he had another broken bone I'm just not in the mood for any when I was a kid stories unbelievable a twelve-year-old depressed on Halloween unbelievable a grown man with flour on his face no wonder the kid is nice no I'm not gonna leave you alone remember we've had some great times on Halloween you remember that one time we're not disguised as a talking zebra dad you were the only one talking I was on the business end yeah well I figured that's where the Candy's gonna wind up anyway right oh come on cheer up happy Halloween dad
2:21 dog geek be nice to your brother Oh Gwyn take off that hideous mask oh you be nice to your sister remember with your mom out of town I'm flying solo so don't cross me who's in the mood for pancakes I'm so pan black and pancakes kind of Cajun nice try dad whoa who killed breakfast I'm sorry it's just your mom usually handles the pancakes I handle the eggs in that case I'll take a ham and cheese omelet me too you what what mom do something he's getting weirder you gotta stop talking
3:06 to your dog there you go have some cereal it's dad proof I don't know looks kind of soggy I have to go to school and if I'm not back by noon I'm probably dangling from a flagpole somewhere come on smile it's Halloween [Music] somebody's gonna teach that kid how to have a good time don't look at me I could teach him how to have fun it would be like a good deed do a good deed by having fun bingo baby that's too easy at least you're excited about Halloween [Music] [Applause] [Music]
3:57 nice outfit Gwen why didn't you tell me that everybody was dressing in costumes today because I wanted to embarrass you oh but I had nothing to do with her outfit the pointy hat is a completely fictional witch accessory women in 17th century Salem will write kerchiefs on their heads black hair snoot this is me turning off the History Channel you have to forgive my sister she's allergic to being nice that's okay jokes on her they didn't even invent this news until the 18th century huh good one watch where you go and meet sorry my mistake I knew that ketchup would come in handy
4:44 [Music] dracula strikes again they've only had a french fry [Music] Oh hungry hungry have to feed the beast yeah we have achieved banana [Music]
5:31 dad before you say anything I just want you to know that I had yet another bad day at school oh really prepare for it to get worse hold it this isn't a joke your dog just broke a very valuable ball man your mother loved this ball if she were here right now she'd be furious I'm sorry so I'm mad and now I have to be mad for her too Wow that's mad you were supposed to tie the dog up outside before you went to school I told you that a dozen times I forgot that's no excuse responsibility Justin dad please not mom's responsibility speech look we're a
6:16 family a team we all we all have to play our part just because mom's away doesn't mean you can take a vacation from the rules okay okay I'll clean it up you're darn tootin you will dad if you're gonna act mad try avoiding expressions like darn Tooting okay how about expressions like you're grounded what cleanup control your dog no trick-or-treating fine who cares anyways this is unbelievable since when don't you care about are you all right no I'm even madder than before are you okay dad [Applause]
7:03 oh good what happened grounded on Halloween that's nuts mom has been gone like a day and already dad is having a total meltdown don't ever repeat this but I'm sorry who cares moons for rejection movies Halloween my favorite holiday get ready stray dogs because Brenda May is on her way dad I'm going to the party now hold on be careful be back by 10 o'clock and oh there's one more thing
7:50 your mother wanted me to say oh of course have fun wina you make a very convincing Frankenstein no later than 10 o'clock don't eat any unwrapped candy and don't eat any unwrapped candy sorry siree for justin's grounded on Halloween unbelievable but too harsh oh
8:35 man I wish Lisa was there she must be bumming can I go see him I don't think so he's not supposed to see friends right isn't that part of the grounded thing I have no idea I've never been grounded just tell Justin I said hi and I'm going to that Halloween party at Flacco's after all oh really yeah turns out I have a second cousin he's borderline cool she got me invited Oh congratulations have a great time [Music] [Applause] all the little trick-or-treaters are out early [Music]
9:46 yo Justin let's cruise what do you want Halloween baby time to hit the streets thanks to you this has been another in a series of worst days of my life just me all huh you're joking right it's Halloween Justin the ultimate day for every kid let's go I can't go even if I wanted to I'm grounded and it's all your fault your dad grounded you on Halloween that's against the kid Constitution yeah whatever just go by yourself fine I can't do it you may know all about doing good deeds just I mean you don't know anything about having fun and
10:32 you do yes and it's good deed time I'm gonna show you how to have fun right now hang on [Music]
11:17 your dad's got the front door blocked we'll have to go window are you suggesting I break out of the house even though I'm grounded oh right there may be hope for you yet no way there goes the hope I'm not like you Eddie I listen to my parents I don't break rules and I don't make waves are you a kid or a Supreme Court justice leave me alone hey being like me is a blast trust me give me one good reason okay because if you don't lighten up and have fun today you might spend the rest of your life as a bitter boring dork and your dad wants to break your spirit you don't get off your butt right now you'll be letting your dad win so let's show this town how to do Halloween right Eddie McDowell
12:04 style that's two good reasons let's do it [Music] how much fun is this gonna be again more than you deserve all right wait for me [Music] he would doubt my gosh right inside kinda spooky huh
12:49 dude it's Halloween you have to he'll give it a try I'm not gonna have hey I'm your fun guru and I'm telling you the how now how oh there that wasn't so much fun speak for yourself now what chuckles first you'll need a costume so no one will recognize you it's Halloween 101 here put this on you're kidding don't mess with my good deed put on the mask okay you got the supplies yep
13:35 then let's do this [Music] yeah cheapo just come on don't be scared I'm a dog loving cloud come on Oh baby I get it through something right now Romi wait when did you start using paper it's
14:22 not for me it's for the house how did this kid make it this far without me it's Halloween mr. Funky Bunch trick or treat we're gonna toilet paper the house no way that's totally wrong will you give the right and wrong stuff a break this isn't a crime it's just a prank Oh prank TP in the house is a Halloween classic frankly it would be wrong not to do it oh when you put it that way is this really gonna be fun you have no idea
15:10 [Music] happy Halloween killer outfit so tell me are you a good witch or a bad witch well that's for me to know yeah it's my mom man is she lucky her cousins borderline cool let's dance [Music]
16:05 that's right baby good heave take a ride on the wild side I told you sometimes being bad feels also very good nice out by the way Thanks I know this is wrong but let's go for the eggs I gotta tell you teaching you how to have fun is turning into the easiest good deed ever all right I should have known it was you unauthorized canine disturbance of hazardous waste that's a violation of bylaw seven stroke by H
16:54 [Music] [Applause] [Music] the cloud is down direct hit this is almost too easy just follow my lead [Music]
17:48 I call this move the McDow ladies right Eddie these Halloween pranks Rock and you're just warming up kid now it's time for the super fun what that's Flacco's place the Black Lagoon parties in his backyard I thought it'll look more like prison now go in there and pay him back for all the abuse he's been giving you I'll never get away with it till destroy he won't know it's you you're wearing a mask Einstein oh yeah not bad Eddie say when do I pay you back
18:34 for all the abuse you gave me don't get smart I'm trying to teach you about revenge hey maybe that'll be like another good deed you sure this will be fun trust me it'll feel a thousand times better than the toilet paper I know you know you written way back [Music]
19:37 Oh family reunion how adorable excuse me all of a sudden I'm not having fun anymore please be gentle I just got grounded [Music] sorry I don't have an oh right time to partay no my good deeds about to get a white chick black oh please it's all just a big misunderstanding I was just trying to have some fun well fair enough but uh now it's my turn to have some fun Wow Sarita are you nuts
20:25 run run for your white black Louisa just sensitive loners [Music] all right could be wrong hey lighten up he's my brother he's a pathetic thumb sucking tweet but he is still my brother he's too not certainly son anymore don't worry Gwen I'm gonna take it easy on him trust me this would have been much worse say good night Justin thanks Eddie it's trick-or-treat time and guess what I'm all out of treats shall we [Music]
21:13 [Applause] [Music] now there is no escape [Music] now that's what I call a happy Halloween Taylor Lisa Taylor she's with the advertising convention just tell her
21:59 it's her husband calling tell her I'm having a Halloween emergency I saved your bacon back there a good deed not a chance that was close too close yeah yeah you know you're not done yet what we need to clean up all the toilet paper and broken eggs I don't care if they were just pranks what we did was wrong okay I got carried away we both did now we have to make up for it how old
22:44 are you Justin really 60 give me a break are you trying to tell me you didn't have fun sure I had fun but then it got nasty when I was aching that guy's house I saw his face for a second and he definitely wasn't having any fun hey we didn't do anything I haven't been doing for years right and that's why you got turned into a dog good point okay okay I guess we could have toned it down a little a lot what ever you sure can throw an egg though bro Thanks and thanks for watching my back it's the least I can do I need you to open the cans of dog food [Music] okay now that sounded like a real werewolf
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