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0:00 Dodge Billy Dodge n boom's not dodging it we he caved nope you know uh we're going to dive into the boob bits whether or not and uh if you're mad about it take it up with the ridiculous amount of you that were mad at us for not doing it so we're doing it no blame the kitty the kitty is the one that forced to do it yeah blame the cat yeah true I watching I am watching Dragon Ball Z Kai now so yeah but you haven't seen the buo Saga I haven't seen the boo Saga I literally just got through uh Gohan uh wearing Vegeta out when he became the wear gorilla so you're still pretty early on all right well let's let's dive in episode 18 yeah they also have a new shirt go check it out apparently wow what a great shirt is a great Shir that really
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1:33 for let's go I'm might thatt crazy okay so I know this is going to be a little different from dbza but I don't really know what to expect here uh the following is a fan-based parody Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball super are all owned by FUNimation toy animation shua and ocura Toriyama please support the official [Music] release okay wait what was that yo did somebody just get teab bagged I think probably damn all right first day of school okay
2:19 okay wait Gohan your lunch sorry it's just that the ven diagram of Supply chains for prison and school cafeteria is basically a circle oh shock mom you're the best and sorry you have to travel 600 miles to school it's all right I've got the coolest ride in my grade n that would be awesome though always listen to your teachers and remember all women are liars and you'll always be my baby and you'll never grow up oh my god when can I go to school when your father comes home what between ones in downtown narrowly saving hundreds from a potential plane crash and stopping bank robbers
3:06 single-handedly and maybe Earth itself has found a new hero and that hero's name is the great s man oh my God is the part of his name what is he a rapper it is a weird name for a superhero I think it's kind of cool of course you do you're hell folk sharer know I love Goan you know I love you I guess he's a menace a super wanabe hero enforcing his Justice on my city unlike you who enforces your Justice on your dad City I'm Different he's working outside of the law I work with the police that makes you the good that makes it okay what does that means it means you're my favorite neppo baby Videl and I love you yo my man is the drama and I'm I
3:53 appreciate I can't use the helmet for the tournament can you come up with a work so there you go Gohan's great say if you haven't figured that out yet pull I think I pieced it together can try so what do you think trunks I think if I'm honest mom will ground me probably a great say man gracing us with his presence having fun using our name for your stupid superhero [ __ ] Vegeta did you take out the trash like I asked why we have slaves for that stop calling them slaves interns thank you too why so going to beat up a bunch of weaklings for money I'm already rich and I've got nothing to prove what if I was there oh no the voices are back no I'm
4:39 real am I real oh yeah no I'm real not according to that cour ordered quack actually I he too what the hell heaven actually oh my God this awesome so then great SE man what's your story I'm just a small town boy with alien blood looking to make a difference you an agent of Justice cleaning up the city and fighting against the filth that took my mother from me oh my gosh criminals killed your mom well no uh I actually lost her to the big sea but that backstory doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts ofal yeah I lost my dad to the big sea too oh wow I'm so sorry Cancer's a [ __ ] huh oh no I
5:27 thought you meant cell it does oh my God not everyone did you say alien who wants to learn how to fly oh wow look at you Krillin you've got hair and proof I had sex hello a what's your name Krillin had a kid yeah dude so we going to talk about that or talk about what it's my grandmother's name talk about how great it is you can still have children the thank you you're welcome goodbye you're right it is funnier if we act like I don't know told [Laughter]
6:14 you wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what so you're this massively powerful half human half alien super Warrior it's the girl with the pigtails myself feels a little conceited but what I'm saying is you can dodge bullets much less any attack I throw at you well yeah honestly it was a teabag all right no [Laughter] reason God I know this is all we're going to get I would have killed for them to actually like do the whole B Saga I know why but dang it can't get out of the r guess that's what I should expect from the son of kaka Maybe
7:00 [Laughter] okay how about we get a little spicier a hey Gohan you T him out of Dodge that's great trucks pull it up oh [ __ ] that mean we can use peww of course we can duh come dude you're not even saying it right it's Kam h a I don't think it matters you say it wrong it still works then why say it at all because it sounds cool does it though how he knows you know I love you the great Sam man
7:45 seriously though who put that doag on him I don't remember the reason oh God in all my years of watching violence unfold this is without a doubt damn unnecessary savagery we've ever witnessed oh come on this my man made a table to beat her ass God how brutal this was I have to do something I can't let this continue no Gohan if you step in you'll be disqualified oh yeah Gohan or Goku got like a pass for some reason I don't know he to just come he still has the Halo he's got the Halo he's still dead I don't I don't know I don't remember the reason he was able to come back but there was a or kaios but you
8:31 may just call me Shin huh are you above or below the grand Kai you had a Thum beard the Supreme Kai are the highest ranking of them all actually cool what about you are you also Supreme I do not speak to mortis mores it means mortal which is what he should be saying Morse so what's with the M's on their heads that is the mark of the Majin if B finds any evil in your heart he can use it to control you turning you into his puppet wait any evil yes any evil even using your phone during a movie or leaving your shopping cart in a parking space Oh that's super evil there's cart for that is like right there hello can I
9:17 speak with a Vegeta [ __ ] are you name is barie son of bigy that's stupid right well I'm here to make you a proposition I'm listening hold on what about tipping because some places actually pay their employees but others don't I I mean obviously then you tip at the places that don't this is why I hunt my own food come on Vegeta I can see it deep in your soul let me give you what you want all the power that you need to defeat go cool you know funny thing is I know your play
10:05 wait no don't tell me that Vegeta has darkness in his heart he's like oh I forgot about that damn [Music] away holy [ __ ] bro this isn't like you you're not a bad guy since when when on this worthless Earth should I ever become a quote unquote good God you were at krillin's barbecue last week
10:51 yeah and I brought potato salad truly L us wait no you mustn't this fight will only serve the Hast in maj Bo's Awakening [ __ ] it strong he much stronger than any of you no I mean he can literally blow up galaxies Mr Shin you are only making this worse [ __ ] [Laughter] [Music] mortis Vegeta I don't understand why would you let Bob do this you don't get it how could you you who's never once
11:36 questioned why he fights you've always lived for yourself trained for yourself but once you were gone I lost what drove me to be better I lost my Edge and now I'm going to PTA meetings and krillin's movie Nights listen to me kakaro I'm using his [ __ ] name now I I have a chance a chance to finally fight you one onone no Outsiders no interference just you me and my victory all right that's it yeah look jez I'm just here for the fight you don't got to justify it God I missed you was
12:22 [Laughter] it finally after all these years in all of my hard work he's finally been set fre I feel like people are I'm not going to lie bro I feel like people hella over exaggerated like don't get me wrong there's obviously a ridiculous amount of stuff being cut out but right they're hitting all the important beats this is true like everything that's actually important is being hit like I can't think of anything like yeah sure boom didn't get to meet the [ __ ] Red Devil guy like who cares he he ain't [ __ ] compared to [ __ ] Majin Vegeta [Music]
13:09 M does he need to go back in the oven I'm I'm a clone so I don't really remember the original dor little hey there he is let me talk with him Master Marin Bo are you new friend you play games with boo who actually sounds like this I'm not even playing I Am The Demon King was I was wondering our Master is Boby and you shall follow his every whim our Master is poverty with no I'm just saying the subtitles youy pink crey oh hell yeah oh God God damn
13:55 [Music] okay wait watch you feel that yeah new strong guy dropped want to go see yeah I do I didn't you shut up and give me a sense Su you got it best buddy too bad they're literally fighting each other damn victory for Vegeta [Laughter] master I beseech you look at this thing it cannot be trusted or controlled it is can I just say yet now that I'm actually watching the series itself I was like
14:40 not anticipating how silly it still is and how like a bridge just kind of dialed it up some they really did yeah um cuz like there's just like some of the jokes and [ __ ] like that in there like I was like okay this isn't this isn't really what I was like expecting in and like yeah it's it's it's it's not one to one or anything to it yeah yeah it does like it was kind of like it kind of took me a back and not in like a bad way or anything it was just like I was expecting it to be like way more serious than it was I mean even from the beginning right like not necessarily with the sayans but like you get to Frieza and it's like he get he gets bigger and bigger and bigger and it's tiny and like cell it's like he becomes this [ __ ] monster and then he just
15:26 becomes like a dude you know like yeahor he is a child the real question must be nurtured and raised into a subservient obedient little deorah dorah where did you go oh yeah man to is going to be really pissed at me who gives a [ __ ] [ __ ] barely Canon what trunks I'm going to hug you for the first time ever oh [Music] cool hug
16:13 complete Dodge okay I'm a way better Dad than Kakarot come back here take the away from here fine I've got nothing better to do and this is way above my pay grade but before you go tell me you think I'll see Kakarot when I die what like in heaven because no okay [ __ ] you no who not St playing with you squinty eyes on me Bubble Yum we're playing my game now first rule you [ __ ] die oh Bo played this game that regeneration [ __ ] got old 6 years ago so I'm going to take a the kakarot's book
17:01 I'm going to hit you really hard hard enough to wipe every last bit of you from existence existence existence is but shallow question with no answer boo make you chicken buies this is farewell Bulma Trunks and even you best buddy Vegeta no Vegeta you wait let's eat on a cheetah yeah he is the hype the subtitles though autogenerated YouTube subtitles baby bro I'm not even looking at them they're [ __ ] hilarious
17:46 [Music] dude God damn he hit him really hard for real factual long extended pause right can you imagine okay so I don't know how accurate this is but I think it is if you notice how the the the the show is moving right I am pretty confident that when it reaches the end is when the clip ends you can call me D skd if you're feeling spicy welcome TOA at at least lined up with the last one I'm Fidel Ming my brain now the devil in God's house gotta love
18:33 it yeah I'm actually a friend of Gohan oh oh you're you're Gohan's friend friend who girl a girlfriend if you would with your nice long human legs and uh normal colored skin well I mean I wouldn't say normal that's got a lot of uncomfortable implications Pati you know speaking of have you met Mr Popo hi oh my gosh are you aloud are you first off we got good old super saian that's so messed up no one knows this one wait you seriously just put super at the beginning of it that's kind of lazy if you ask me and this oh okay
19:19 yeah just cut me off it's a super duper Saiyan you don't look I mean is there a difference I I I literally cannot tell there's little zappy zaps see and this is to go even further Beyond apparently the English voice actor passed out when he did this scene or like almost did or something like that was the last time the actual English voice actor for the show [Music] yeah oh you hear that I feel that I taste that what's that
20:04 smell what's that [Music] smell oh [Music] [Applause] what oh [ __ ] that's gnarly this is a super D saian Super Saiyan one two and three okay that's boring oh very boring we fight now sure what the [ __ ] bro that actually is called Super Saiyan
20:51 3 um excuse me sir who are you what are your eyeballs for show peep the suit kiddo I'm a Kaio Sheen Kaio what but how and why were you in the sea sword before I answer that can anyone here pop my back I spent 75 million years sealed away in that son of a [ __ ] all because of that bingus named be wait a second who are they are them they're from the Mortal realm oh my what are Morty doing on our planet oh no yeah see yeah when it gets to the end it ends yeah I like that actually thing oh
21:40 man yeah buddy whoa look it finally worked they fused into actually what do we call you you can call me the miraculous Tru go uh okay which one am I going with well I mean trunk sounds weird but goat tanks is like all goat and a little Trunks and I both know how this Stacks but yeah it does sound better okay then I'm going with go tanks but I owe me later yeah I know goat tanks hold on then do we use he him or they them why he's not non-binary well definitely not there's two of them in there no yeah that's kind of my point you kids and your pronoun
22:29 oh oh [ __ ] say I'm him cuz I'm about to bust up boo later drun and wait he was so cocky trunt all I'm saying is back in my day a hole was a hole you're gross I'm going the goral way boo hungry boo e doggy no boo we do not eat dogs boo confused if hum eat cows and pigs why you eat dogs because they're cute domesticated and functional so Sab and boo not eat you yes then boo what door Dash oh come on they're overpriced that's worse they're all bad
23:17 boo bad booy driver just don't eat people no more use your magic and turn rocks into food Satan is genius no people no more eat rocks instead wait a second did I just save Humanity I did I saved the world everything there's no way this works out to be oh no [ __ ] oh I forgot that happened [ __ ] just happened yeah like literally like Mr Satan literally like convinced Buu to stop being evil and then somebody killed his dog I completely forgot about that there's no [ __ ] way I swear to God
24:02 that's I completely forgot about that yeah and then he just goes ape [ __ ] like okay holy crap I'm about to just skip ahead to this um I have questions but I'm afraid of the [Applause] answers bless you bless you so uh that's bunch of boogers yeah how's it hanging what are you doing here oh yeah so I was having a stroke in my trailer and it did not end well our condolences it's my fault shouldn't have made that extra notch in the belt I
24:48 don't get it ask drunk's Dad but he's dead [ __ ] am I doing here [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] so yeah say hello to Super Boo this about to go hard [Music] okay oh what's wrong little boy do you need an adult no I I am an adult oh [ __ ] holy crap bro Left
25:41 Behind now listen to them child the voices of those you failo can absorb people go on I can see what he sees I can feel what he feels so I don't know if you recognize the what's going on was I an egg where am I uh door dash for a Mr B oops the mouths are not part of it but you know Fusion so what are you then we are a warrior B of the pat Gohan got comination of Vegeta and go go Gat huh that was weird why can't we say
26:27 go go go are you too are you all right sir we are talking to ourselves Vegeta and go Vegeta go whatever you can just call us Vegito and son go [ __ ] yourself we going to sir we will fight you in a minute holy crap uh so he's definitely still stronger than the both of us right and almost is dumb got any ideas well you're old this brat still stronger so where's he on Earth so dead what then
27:12 who did you grab hey oh you kidding me tarot I had to grab dende come on the magic man I get but why that o you know I can hear you I hope you can i p grab the Dragon Balls okay oh so that's how you see me well great we have dragon balls now we just have to live long enough to use them oh come on I'm sure we'll be oh my God I see you for more than your balls your daughter's a man stealing [ __ ] just like her mother damn holy [ __ ] oh my God Vegeta I think I got an idea is it you should so if I'm remembering correctly obviously you see the little boo fighting the other yeah if I
27:59 remember correctly the jacked boo is super boo he absorbed pretty much everybody uh I think he blew up the the earth I think and uh then they like separated the parts so fat boo is the good parts of Boo and that that little [ __ ] demon is all of the evil Parts your son no I think I have a plan to beat boo was it saving your son listen I'm going to use the spirit bom no why Give Me One Reason I'll give you three you used it on me didn't work you used it on Frieza didn't work and you didn't even bother using it on Cell well yeah because I knew it wouldn't work but
28:45 it will this time though if this doesn't work I will kill you if this doesn't work boo will kill you I will drive you to hell with me feel guys I need for energy someone talk to him I'm busy bombing yeah yeah I've got it oh okay people of Earth what the [ __ ] put down your trash food turn so he get on with it matter for one little insignificant worthless human lives you know what screw this I'm taking my energy back yeah [ __ ] this guy Vegeta stop the jetting you're
29:32 making it worse don't you stop you're doing it all wrong let me take a swing at this you think you can give a better speech than royalty please I've been cing these suckers for years wa no good got to keep that gas [Laughter] lit people of wait is that Mr Satan we love you Satan Satan Satan sat I swear to God I'd let that planet burn if it wasn't where I kept all my stuff what about your wife and kids I said my stuff hey problem it's still not
30:18 enough hey you should probably you know oh all right but only one hand holy [ __ ] damn I God damn bro it's been so long 10 years right what are you talking about I saw you barely over a year ago because of that black Frieza nonsense oh right remember when I was black well that was weird I dyed my hair for a bit and I stopped looking exactly like my dad was that before or after we met Broly which one I know what this is is this actually from Super huh whatever happened to I think he's napping again my movie and then there was jiren remember jiren so did you guys ever beat Frieza
31:05 probably let's take pan to our first World Tournament before GT wiins her yay oh I forgot about that with GT so you're saying you're only here because your family's poor and you need the money yes I spent all our remaining money on a plane ticket here please let me win or we are literally going to die what I'm hearing is I'm I need to abandon my life at home and spend the next couple of years training you how to punch what good my mother has not eaten in days Bulma already on it they will never know hardship again man I'm glad all the people with money use it for good Gohan Chi-Chi I know this is probably tough to hear but oh no it's cool have fun really of course we've had you home for a decade now if anything
31:51 little much well you heard him come on boo Bo boob yeah I think that like the theory is like his name is Uub he's like The Reincarnation of Vu or something oh I think okay I don't know I don't remember that whole part I yeah I don't know where okay how about we get a little [Music] spicier well guess what she grab the radar ah I'm sorry what is that M Stamper again
32:41 mine yes this is it the fight I've been waiting for all these years exactly what I expect from you Kakarot daddy [Music] shark this is farewell B [Music] Trunks and even you best buddy no still hate it cheeter no a cheeter is now a [Music] [Applause] cheeter yeah Vegeta that's why he had the Halo Vegeta did literally detonate
33:26 himself in this to tell you that Vegeta [ __ ] died go you know speaking of have you met Mr Popo hi oh my God are you allowed oh I like this one oh my God just steal all my men my not you the voices of those you fail to sa go on I can see what he sees I can feel what he feels I don't recall this though what's going on is it disturbing an egg where am I oh my God where am I am I inside Majin Buu oh this is so
34:12 weird I oh hey Gohan how's it hanging girl oh wow he is he is choking the [ __ ] out of you God damn I that can help us right now the great d man oh I'm sorry that's a terrible joke oh don't worry though boo he knows I love him Gohan you know I amazing that was [ __ ] awesome that was so great like don't get me wrong of course I would have loved a full thing but yeah I I I mean I don't know what are your thoughts boom if somebody hasn't seen the boaga like I it I wish we would have gotten more like just the way like they told it with all the other stuff but like I mean like
34:57 piece together like that I mean it I I feel like it does it makes me more interested in Dragon Ball itself which I think kind of like mission accomplished you know what I mean and and yeah because I mean it makes me want to see how like the characters actually are but I'm telling you I think that from here let's know your thoughts viewers I think that we should go right into battle of the gods personally it's a movie Fire pretty much kicks off super it's also a banger movie okay just saying Battle of the god it have to be in dub though oh no we're watching dub are you [ __ ] kidding me I'm not opposed you don't want you don't watch Dragon Ball Z and sub I'm not a I'm not a sociopath okay Jesus what do you who do
35:44 you take me for thanks for watching Billy catch you next time bye enjoy
