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1:40 Let's go. This is my room. Wow. It's almost the same as the one I went to last year with the Kooplings. Well, two years ago, actually. Wow. I get my own view. Wow. I wonder what's in the fridge. Chocolate, cookies, juice, water, soda, and Wine? Mew! I'm not eating that! Ugh. What else is in there? Hello! Did someone speak in there? Hello there.
2:30 Come out and face me! Hello! I'm Puppetsaurus! I'm a dinosaur! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Uh, it's much warmer out here. After all, we are cold-blooded creatures. Alright, who are you exactly? I'm Puppetsaurus. I've been
3:21 stuck in this hotel for years. I've been in that ice cube and then I finally thawed out. Isn't it great? Oh yes, this hotel is great and there's a lot of fun things to do. Oh really? Well... I mean like... Um... There's a lot of fun things we could try like I wanna do. Maybe we could spy on some naked girls. Oh, oh yes, there's plenty of naked girls around here. Trust me, to go down to the beach, it'd be really fun. Wait, really? Trust me.
4:14 Do it! Later. You know what, Puppeteurs? That was a very bad idea. You are right. It was kind of scary. Like, I just thought they were nice. But these ones, they were more very aggressive. Yeah, I can't believe it. Spanish babes are more stronger and aggressive than Irish babes. Despite they have less clothing on. Uh, so, what do you want to do now? Look, I came here very late, so maybe it's best that we should just go to bed now. Yeah, we should. Good night. Okay, I'm getting a
5:03 bit tired anyway, so good night. Just gotta let it go
5:49 I need some sleep Time to put the old horse down I'm in too deep And the wheels keep spinning Just gotta let it go. Oh, oh, sorry. I just, I really like watching Shrek 2 on my phone.
6:37 It's a good movie though. It's okay. Just, please just go to sleep. I really need to get some sleep at times. Yeah, right, sure. Okay, thanks. Isn't this music great? I know! I love it very much! Yeah, that's the music. Oh, yeah, that's the music. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay Puppetsaurus, I'm just gonna go get my camera, cause I'm gonna make a mukbang video with all the cheese I'm eating. It's all cheese, cheese. Cheeseburger, cheese chips, cheese pizza, cheese balls, cheese sticks, cheese everything. Okay, I'm just gonna grab
7:27 them, my camera, and I'll be right back. Okay, see ya. Oh yeah, this is really good. Okay now, we are ready for action. Huh? Oh my. That was good. Get out of the way! My cheeseburgers, my cheese chips, my cheese pizza, my cheese everything. Why did you eat that?
8:18 I'm sorry, I just took a bite of the cheese. It's so good I can't stop myself. I just really love cheese too, even though I'm a dinosaur. Grrr. I was gonna make a mukbang and now you're in it or you ruined it. I'm sorry. You get the hell out of it right now. Where do you want me to go? I don't care where to go. I don't care if you're nuts. I don't care that you're crazy. I don't care that you're the last of your kind. Get out of my life. Now. Please. I'm sorry. Just get out. No. Fine. Your kind belonged in a plastic tank anyway.
9:13 Stupid shark. Just doesn't like it. It was a mistake. I didn't mean to eat it. Jeez. Oh, God. Hello, Prehistoric. Huh? Who are you? Greetings, Puppetsaurus. It's strange how you're still alive these days. Who are you? I am King Covid, and this is my son, Sir Koth. Oh, well, nice to meet you. What do you want? Oh, we're not here for anything. We just came around just to find like a bunch of turtles, a sponge, and a shark. A shark? Oh, I know that shark. You do?
9:58 Yeah. Hmm. Is he a shark that goes all the time, eats cheese, and screams like a girl? Yeah. Yeah, I know where he is. You want to meet him? Are you friends? Oh, no, we're not friends. We're here to kill him. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no don't get him. Yeah, go on, D.D., twerk that ass, come on, twerk that ass, yeah. You know, I kinda wish I didn't mean what I said to Puppet Source, I just, I really want to, I didn't mean what I said, Puppet Shark! Puppet Zaurus? Puppet Shark! Puppet Shark! Hurry! There's someone
10:48 after me! There's someone after me! What is it? It was a gray ball and he had red balls all over him and he wore a crown and he says he's gonna kill you and some turtles and a sponge. Kill me? Who would want to kill me? I-I'm just- I didn't mean to say what I did, I'm sorry! Huh? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
11:41 I don't exactly know how I'm still alive, but I guess I am. And I'm gonna destroy you for real this time. I'm not gonna go out on a limb here, but do you think we should probably make a run for it? Yeah, yeah, I really think we should. Hey, look, it's Mickey Mouse. Where? Let's get out of here, hurry. Let's get out of here. Quick, puppet source, run. Run! He's right behind us! Keep going! Keep going! I'm going as fast as I can! I don't want to get infected! I don't want to get sick! Keep running! We're off the stair! No, nothing can stop the stair!
12:32 Are you okay, Puppetsaurus? Gotcha now! You're alive! I didn't die! I think you are immune to viruses! Uh, quickson, run! Get him! Get that virus!
13:26 Where'd he go? There he goes! After him! Come on, Puppeteurs! We'll take the lift! Through here! Uh, wait, where's the... Oh, here it is! Let's get him! Come on, quick, Dad! Over here! I think we'll be safe back in the room again. Okay. I think it's... Think we're safe now? I wouldn't think so. Looks like we got you red-handed, Huppetsaurus. Already on it.
14:14 No, no, please, please don't eat us. And why would I not do something? You've been so mean. Yes, yes, we know, but it's just that that's how it was. We've... We're viruses. We had to destroy the world. Humans destroyed us while we were animals, so we had to destroy them. Look, I've gone through the same stuff as you. I lost everyone I knew, and now I'm all alone. But besides, the important thing is that even if you lose someone, you can always get someone new. Make a new family. Get new friends and stuff. It's always fun. Yeah. It's always good.
15:01 Yeah. I mean, like, it's always like that, isn't it, Puppetsaurus? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we could do that thing. We could, no, we could just, like, start a whole new chapter, like all of us. Huh? Hold on. Something's vibrating. I wonder who that could be. Hello? If you like your good nuggets, then you gotta sing along. If you like your good nuggets, this is your favorite song. The five year anniversary. Bells was planning on Christmas. We have to go back. Oh cool, I really want to go too. Oh cool, maybe can we go as
15:47 well, please? Yeah, sure, you guys can come as well. But no. Infecting others. Got it? We promise we won't do anything like that again. We learned our lesson. Let's just continue the last week of our vacation here and then we can go. Oh, right. I forgot. This is an America. We're supposed to say holiday. Anyways. Yeah, let's go. Well, Puppet Shark, I'm so excited to play the Armin and play the 5 year anniversary. I know, but it's gonna be really fun. Well, I guess it was a great holiday. Well, the wrap takes off. Oh, almost forgot. What is it? Puppet Sewers, I learned something. Even though
16:34 someone can be super annoying, it can be very useful. I mean, look at us. We managed to stop someone who tried to, who could have killed us. I know, it's great isn't it? Let's just go dog. I smell cheese. Cheese!
18:41 caution, no sharks, dinosaurs, viruses, or naked girls that we may have harassed were harmed during the making of this movie.
