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0:00 A very closely watched Senate race will be in Georgia where John Oaf, the Democratic incumbent, will be defending his Senate seat. And as someone who personally really wants to see this honk run for president, it's pretty important he wins his Senate race for that to be an option. Don't get that B-roll out of my face. Just kidding. Leave it up. Leave it up. Leave it up. And so Trump is now panicking, right? Trump has to start thinking of how to defeat John Oaf now that a Republican opponent has been selected. There was a competition between two Republicans. Mike Collins has now been selected by Republicans in Georgia and he'll be facing off against John Oaf in again one of the most pivotal Senate races uh if
0:48 not the most pivotal Senate race in this 2026 midterm cycle. It will determine likely the fate of the power in the Senate. Not to mention, you don't want to see John Oaf lose. He just did his glow up. He just gained like 30 lbs of muscle. He did all that and what? You're going to vote him out, Georgia? Come on. And he's also a really good senator from my uh perception. Now, Trump has usually one top priority, okay, when it comes to laying out a panicked attempt to take down a Democrat. And that is Operation One, think of a nickname. And I I have to say, as much as I do not appreciate, like, or support Donald Trump, sometimes
1:33 his nicknames have been effective. Ron Danctimonius, Meatball Ron, you remember that one? That all got whittleled all the way down to meatball rondus. Not bad. I don't know what that means really other than the meatball part, but not bad. or little Marco sort of diminishing the stature of Marco Rubio. Sleepy Joe maybe, even though Trump seems seems far more sleepy these days than Joe even ever was. But some people maybe that helped to remind crooked Hillary. A lot of people were like, I don't know, something seems suspicious about her because of that moniker. I don't think his branding of Osaf is going to work very well because look at
2:20 this post he sent out. So happy for highly respected Congressman Mike Collins. He will win his Senate race in Georgia against a pathetic failed Democrat Senator O. And then this article because it's vulgar blacks out what he put in parentheses off. So he put O something off. He didn't black it out. The Daily Beast said this is too vulgar. So they blacked it out. Who is a joke? Trump writes in DC. That's not even close to true. Nobody even knows who he is. So, he's a joke and no one knows who he is. It'll be doing big Trump I'll be doing big Trump rallies for Mike and Georgia President DJT. Quickest pause to request that you click the subscribe button if you're not already subscribed. It's completely free
3:06 and it's the simplest way to support the work that we do right below the video. Click that subscribe button and then also whatever you're thinking or some random statement, drop it in the comments that helps algorithmically and click the like button. Back to the video. I think Trump endorsed the other guy, but now he's pretending like he's he's behind Collins. So, you're probably wondering, Luke, what was the word that was blacked out? Well, he said failed Democrat senator Ojerk off. Now, he's calling us off. He's calling Oaf a jerk. Ooh, which by the way, wait, Kayla, I know. I know. She said, "Is that what he's saying?" I know. We're going to get to it. But first, you could say he he's just saying
3:52 OF is a jerk. O jerk off. But number one, that's not a good nickname. Even if he was just saying like jerk ass off, like he's a jerk because jerk sounds defensive. His other nicknames sound descriptive, right? They sound like you're describing them as bad as opposed to you're going, "You're a jerk." But of course he put it together thinking that he's a funny guy to sound like Os jerk off like jerking off which people if you're not familiar maybe this is a American thing. Um just to clarify for any of we have a lot of international viewers jerkoff in American culture is used to mean masturbating is is used to be a casual way of
4:39 denoting masturbation selfpleasuring right do you understand? Do I need to get I'll get a little bit more. So, whenever particularly a man drops his trousers and treats himself to a solo night of love, when he makes love with himself, this is what we call jerking off. And I know I have some family members who watch the show and they kind of went whenever I say things that are runchy. This is not my fault. The president of the United States called him jerkoff. Os jerkoff, not me. So, I have to explain to some of the people who don't know what that means. Now, what's interesting is I don't hear that described for women. It's kind of a malecoded description, which is fascinating to me. I don't know why, but that's the thing. So, I guess I kind of understand cuz jerk is kind of like a
5:25 different motion, but that doesn't matter. Um, anyway, so here's what I'm going to say, though. I I don't want to give Trump strategic advice, but I said this at the top of the show. I got to be honest. Could you put back up or no, actually, look at there's this account called Team Oaf. I'll just show you. Look at the profile photo they chose um of OAF. I'll just I'll just say as a strategic matter Republicans putting into people's head planting the seed if you will into people's head of jerk off in the same sentence as Oaf trust me is going to be an advantage for him not you. The more that you try to attack him by sexualizing him, the worse you're going
6:12 to do in this election. That's all I'm saying. Especially when Mike Collins, Was Mike Collins the one recently who his staffer posted a photo of him jacked? Who is that? >> What? >> Let me see if that cuz that would be hilarious. Mike Collins AI. Let's see. Was this um campaign use? No, that was a different guy. That was a different candidate. But Collins doesn't have that same it factor that Osaf has. This is Clark Kent. Yeah, this is Mike Collins. This is Mike Collins. This is his opponent Clark Kent >> here. Right here. See? >> And then um this is Mike Collins. This is Clark Kent. So I don't I just don't think jerk putting jerk off in people's heads is um going to be helpful to you.
6:58 But I don't know, keep doing it. And you can tell they don't have anything to attack us off on because you know one of the ways that Republicans lately have attacked Democrats who have a pretty scandalfree background like Taler Rico is to go dig up during the height of 2020 sensitivity and people were kind of trying to understand what does it mean to be an ally and how do we speak about these issues in a more awoken fashion. And in that process, some people said things that sounded kind of cringe and spoke about things that now hindsight 2020 2026 seems a little bit bizarre. Uh and that's the best that they could dig up on like Terico for example or saying he wore a mask too late into CO and
7:43 that's queer um or something. Whereas Oaf didn't even fall into that from my what I can tell like he doesn't even have those tweets where he's saying things that sound just a little bit too whatever. Um and so instead all Trump can think of is a gooff to which a large percentage of the population goes. Is that a suggestion? Okay. So, with that being said, here is the first ad that Osaf's team dropped after Mike Collins was selected as Osaf's opponent. This is Mike. >> I'm a conservative, pro-life, proun,
8:29 pro-Trump, god-fearing truck driving outsider. >> Well, sort of. Let's see what's actually under the hood. >> ProTrump America first trucker. >> Mike prides himself on his down home every man bootstrap roots. >> I'm just a good old boy that's made a living in the trucking business. Look, I got a mullet, so I must be grounded in the concerns that you have. I hate when they do that. Ted Cruz did it, too. >> He wore that shirt or so merch that said Mitch McConnell in the front, MAGA in the back. >> The hell? >> Um, which he meant like he had a clean cut on the front, but then a mullet looking thing on the back. And he's like, "Yeah, regular Republican in the front, MAGA goes in the back door." Or something. Um
9:16 um so the similar thing for Mike Collins and then I love when he's like I'm just a everyday trucker and then you find out he owns a trucking company. You're like well that's different. You have this a lot with people who are like I'm a construction a hardworking construction American and you look into it and they own like a 20 million or no like a a$100 million construction company or something. You're like that's not exactly. You work in an office where there's an assistant named >> Pam. >> Pain. >> Pam. >> I just I just trusted you. I heard Payne. I said Pain. She said Pam. Right. That's Thank you. Couldn't think of every name I thought of were people I
10:01 actually have worked with. I thought of my own bookkeeper's name and I was about to say her name and I didn't want to make I didn't want to bring her into this. Okay, let's keep watching. >> Down at home, every man bootstrap roots. >> I'm just a good old boy that's made a living in the trucking business. >> An outsider. >> Truth is, Mike took over his dad's trucking company and followed in his footsteps straight to Congress. His rich daddy, a former congressman and career politician himself, handed Mike the keys to a company with dozens of employees, making multi-millionaire Mike richer while real truckers did the actual work. Maybe that's why Trump likes him so much. >> Mike Collins. Mike Collins. Mike Collins. And it might be why in Congress he's looked out for the richest 1% and big corporations instead of ordinary hardworking Georgians. >> Well, hello New York. Like when he voted
10:48 to double health insurance premiums for more than a million Georgians in order to give the wealthiest Americans and corporations another tax break. Or when he voted against releasing the Epstein files, covering for Trump and other powerful men. He even admitted Trump was in the files. >> Yeah, I'm sure he's in there. >> And it doesn't stop there. Mike's put his chief of staff, Brandon Phillips girlfriend, on payroll for apparently no work, and routed hundreds of thousands of your taxpayer dollars into Brandon's pocket. So, what has Mike done for Georgian families and workers, people like you and me? A whole lot of nothing. From the grocery store to the gas pump, Mike has made life more expensive for all of us. He supported and voted to protect Trump's tariffs, fueling record inflation while cutting. >> And it continues. So, you can see that a lot of that is very substantive. They
11:33 talked about specific bills that he voted for, the impact of those on health insurance versus the tax burden and how it relieved much of the tax burden for wealthy Americans while screwing over lower income Americans. And then it challenged his origin story of like, I'm just like you. I've been driving a truck and uh instead defines him as a Nepo baby who was handed a company, which is a different story for sure. Now, just because that's the case doesn't mean inherently you're going to be a bad senator. It means or the way we know you're going to be a bad senator is based on how bad of a congressperson you've been. Okay? So, even if it is true that you ran a trucking company, that could be a great hardworking thing you're doing and you're owning the company and your dad handed it down to
12:19 you. That could be fine. But number one, let's make sure people know that the story he tells is a little bit distorted. And then go through a list of actual policy record things, which is uh fair game for sure. Whereas, so that's like the attack against Collins. That's fair. Whereas so far we have for Republicans an attack against Oaf that's ojerkov and he's just radical left or something which obviously you can't really find substantiation for in his policy record. And then let's look at before this primary happened last night and Collins was selected as Oaf was preparing to run against one of these two Republicans what his message sounded like. >> Speaking of corruption, my two opponents
13:07 See, they tried to run Kemp, but he refused. So, we're left with the congressman who's only a congressman because his daddy was a congressman, and the coach who's only a coach because his daddy was a coach. >> I saw that someone commented, uh, you had Dster saying, "You said jerk off and masturbating in the same sentence. My day is now complete." The chat made me censor that. And I think that we just added another thing to make your day even more complete, which is he just said daddy like four times. >> You're my daddy. >> Is there any other political commentary show on the planet that has this analysis for the Senate race? Just to be clear, I care the most about the policy. We're just having fun.
13:56 and both already mired in scandal. The congressman under investigation for paying your tax dollars to his criminal staffer's girlfriend for apparently no work. While the coach's family got tens of millions of your tax dollars courtesy of Governor Kemp and then poured cash into the governor's pack to prop up the coach's campaign. They should have to come out and answer questions about all of it right now. Right now. So, we will see now that Collins is selected what the uh polling looks like in a few days and we'll be watching this race very very closely.
14:43 too closely.
