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0:00 [Music] what's up everybody welcome back to pokemon gotta watch them all the podcasts we watch all of the pokemon movies and we rank them tyler which ones are great which ones are the best which ones are the worst and have a good time doing it youtube returns me to return to the top uh as i'm trying to do now
0:45 let me introduce my friends i've got dante hello i've got kanai perfect thank you for the introduction i have chris ola and i've got john hey shout out to john he's our cameraman and audio guy while he also discussed the movie so shout out to him yeah uh don't follow him or anything follow me don't follow me yeah don't just i don't want it i want to make sure i give you some credit i don't before homeboy's all like you [ __ ] honey potted me yeah that's right um so yeah this week now for you guys at home you may be you're seeing this when it's supposed to come out today as you're recording this there was no episode because we couldn't get into film uh to get this episode out so we had to skip a week so it's okay it's fine you're good we'll get back on track but this week we are finally watching
1:32 pokemon rise of darkrai so as we get started what do you guys think of the movie i liked it it was pretty good yeah so uh re-watching it i did enjoy a lot but it's it's basically power one okay but power of one so the new remake one yeah it's kind of the power one but a little bit cooler so then i i would say power of one it's just rise of dark right oh yeah i guess yeah that makes more sense i'll say that dante super good all right cool perfect hey guys thank you so much for watching everybody's gonna bring up that this is the first uh uh which i didn't know this when i first watched it but this is the trilogy the ceno trilogy movies so which is kind of neat because it sets up the next this one movie sets up the next two yeah it's just kind of me i don't think none of the other ones
2:17 have done that right nothing like you're recalling i'm just waiting not actively but there there are certain things that they kind of hint back at for other movies but it's not it doesn't necessarily relate to the story yeah like it's usually like an end credit cut scene or uh see i tried searching it but it's kind of hard to search like certain questions like yeah do other movies like reference you know i mean so do you probably at least tie in like rise of dark right now yeah yeah rise of dark grey's movie that came out in 2014. i don't know what it is i was trying to google so um hey let's do this we're trying to make episodes shorter let's get into the synopsis uh as the movie gets started we have a fun world of pokemon nothing new there uh
3:03 and wait i put intense bottle music trying to remember what actually happened [Music] okay so that's where there's it's like mew and mewtwo and there's like a pokeball arena which immediately i was like hold up why is that there yeah yeah but then we get like a shot of like every legendary to ever be in a movie or exist up to this point and luka and lucario so he's not a pseudo right like he's not okay i don't know what you classify the lucario he was like an event pokemon the pseudo of that generation was garchomp right i just i don't know what the title is just the vr he's like a very important player he's like special yeah there's some type of [ __ ] as being special though yes uh after you see a bunch of legendaries oh hey look it's ash and he's you know he's doing a bunch of
3:50 adventures and [ __ ] that's cool um and then they say something to the effect of like ash's french about to deal with space time and a mystery so we set that up really well obviously the mystery being dark right space being palkia and time being dialga and then we see just a black void of space with these two silhouettes glowing blue and purple and they're getting ready to start smacking each other now we as pokemon connoisseurs are well aware i was hard as [ __ ] it's pretty [ __ ] cool right this is my two favorite legendaries too so i was [ __ ] hard as [ __ ] right i love the uh roars they gave pal candy out there like they just hit spot on how do you know how to describe them i started making
4:40 i was um at least it was an elephant cry like like morph groudon it's still it's still pretty cool regardless of the fact that i started making fun of pockets at the end i [ __ ] love these they're so cool um so yeah strange so once they start to fight and we hear like an ominous voice start to kind of be like oh these two entities they've met in a time space rift they never should have come across each other i don't know how this could have happened and then we cut to some like science boy sitting in his lab being like oh this journal is really fascinating why because they gave dialga such a cool [ __ ] roar of time i love the the galaxy beam yeah it's so cool and palki is like pink blobs that was like homeboy used
5:29 [Laughter] of the [ __ ] galaxy i was like yo that's so cool and then paulkia is just like purple claw what is that there was a reason that as kids i got diamond and my brother got pearl tiago was the best what are their types they're pretty does one have a type of advantage dragon steel yeah okay so there's no like i don't know i mean dragons is weak to dragon so sure but otherwise there's no water uh it's water resist steel i think for vice versa steel yeah okay well i was hurt i remember i always heard that like pokey is water because of like water and time being how
6:15 it flows and then i was like the [ __ ] is stealing time it'll be like because so we come back from science boy we don't know this guy yet but we will uh the pokemons start to fight it's just it's [ __ ] awesome there's just beams everywhere and then we get into the there's uh exactly how i figured that like a legendary battle would go that they're just clashing shit's going off and the unknown are just getting launched they don't need us here they're about to submit their only way whatever uh diagonal is just like look [ __ ] i'm tired of your [ __ ] it just
7:01 shatters pocky's shoulder which [ __ ] up everything for everyone possible it makes the rest of the movie just really sad for everybody um so yeah shoulder gem broken and then off back in laboratory world we have an hourglass that falls over kind of alluding to like oh we're about to shatter time and space because they're kind of one of the same in this movie that's what we do title card pokemon rise of darkrai uh so cut to the gang they're walking to alamos town like this is gonna be great they're going for dawn so it's the first one we have don last time we had may so we're don't forget how much i like dawn how much you like doc yeah it's really great i think dawn was a childhood crush for me yeah i feel that
7:46 may was mine but i think tom's not cynthia cynthia is just a goddess i mean you can have multiple crushes i'm just saying so there's a lunch hump and so yeah the gang uh dawn's going to compete in some pokemon contest which spoiler we don't know if she won i'm assuming she didn't she loses she she lost yeah yeah so i know they show they show stills of the fight in the major jump forward yeah they they show the other competitor holding the other thing i might have been taking notes they just didn't catch it okay the next thing it's like the whole contest bit or exactly i don't think it was from the anime no okay i think it's just a like a specific
8:32 contest or this specific content both on dude yeah they do consistently do contacts yeah just oh this is sorry i thought i thought you were asking if the clips of the contest were from the anime that's where i thought you guys yeah that's all i'm saying yeah um yeah they want to do a con our dominant contest but oh no alamo city there's just a huge gap between this cliff and the city will never make it until the convenient really cute blonde girl shows up she's like hi i'm alice my trim truck can fly us there now they're on a hot air balloon you know it's it's it's pretty great to fly [Music] uh [ __ ] brock is just like oh we were on the wrong shore i was like where's the water that's over there where's the water
9:19 it's down this is the movie uh where i realized i really missed brock's old actor yeah like like ash is ash i feel uh i'm afraid in the the actor's names at this point ash's voice actor actress um at this point i feel as settled in the role brock still feels weird to me yeah because this is this is the last season we have bronze sis yeah so yeah go up silent next year so you all you guys watched it in english right yeah because this is the only way where they change everybody in japanese english yeah didn't they change everybody like two movies i thought they changed them in uh temple at the same time that was that was the joke where we were like everybody smoked yes it said this movie they changed all the
10:05 casts so like veronica wasn't doing the voice for ash anymore they had somebody named taylor yeah veronica taylor's the the original i don't know either way brock doesn't sound great but we really don't hear him talk too much about this movie yeah a few grunts groans and words here but mostly it's ashley you're not my little blue bonnie books um yeah they get number one uh alice is like look i can play music so she takes a little leaf and like puts on our lips and just places uh they don't reveal the name yet right no okay uh so yeah that's cool she's she's street coach we got to see we can see uh kroger though did you see her was anyone a little thrown off when she was like i'm a musician leaflet okay yeah i guess i remember like as a kid being like
10:51 that's cool because it's unorthodox and i know in my school everyone was like grass whistle so you took a blade of grass yeah yeah you blowing it at home yeah yeah so like i just had that energy like oh she can do the thing that my school does and i i liked it now watching i'm like okay it works i don't think that she just that's the weirdest thing to me is [Laughter] copyrighted so yeah they take a hot air balloon across to go into alabama city team rockets following behind they have a this is like during diamond
11:36 pro they do that switch between the meowth balloon and the cardifying balloon like on and off so they have the cardifying balloon which is i keep forgetting james had that um but the name is so like cool oh chris i did put the joke in here i remember oh yeah i know i scrolled down i thought on the way so as they're as they're flying behind ash in the crew they run into a group of pennywise i mean a bunch of dribbling and drift blimp i'm sorry chris it was there the ghost not even 10 minutes in and trauma occurs chris is over here like the drift anyone watching for the first time we had a beloved pair of golett and drift blim that unfortunately had a timely death to his shanatic in a soul zoomer elf that got rolled out killed by a [ __ ] driftly
12:23 oh i don't want to talk about it it was a sad time we could move on yeah team rocket's like ooh i want a balloon and they're like get the [ __ ] away they use gus kill team rocket that's a cool thing uh let's see so as the gang's flying into alamos they fly by the tower which is the space and time tower this was set to depict the deities of space and time this will come into play a little bit later it's very important um but yeah supposedly there's these weird forces that start to like gang up but what did i put here push the gang around oh yeah as the two entities are fighting there's this weird energy kind of just bumps everything around to alamos uh it's just dimensional [ __ ] it's confusing to me because they're just like yeah that's the alamos towers wanting to pick space and one depicts time and ash is just like what and then like the left one space the right one's time and he's like oh i
13:09 could have told you that excuse them excuse me listen 100 years that's 10 times yeah yeah tense oh you're right yeah this is interesting weird weird lines but like other than the weird dialogue the movie is really solid i think ash alludes a lot of like energy for me where i'm just like oh yeah i don't know what that is you're like oh it's this and i [ __ ] knew that i was like oh yeah of course just not ironically um see the game's getting shuffled around that's cool and then a science boy pulls out his computer just like rebecca from deoxys like oh interesting hmm something's going on there i better go check it out but they're like hey everything's settled now i guess i can give you guys a tour of the town and we get that [ __ ] amazing i love this remix so [ __ ] much because it's not like a hype one
13:55 it's like a a chill one don't mix the diamond pearl i [ __ ] love it like i don't know why this one sits with me so well like the intro but just ash being like i'm gonna eat brock's cotton candy huh i got away runs in the [ __ ] torterra and then he meets oh i have their names it's allegra kai and mari you got their names i completely missed them they don't allegra and mari are the three trainers so they have their fun battles they look like gym leaders they do they do it i part of me is like they probably were like designs like let's not use them but they look so cool they do they're so great yeah well then a guy definitely looks memorable to me like i was like do i remember no he wasn't just in this
14:41 movie okay yeah uh yeah he's mari and then kai's the water trainer like was the the infernape one um so ash is like let me fight this torterra i have a turtwig so i know everything about torterra and brings out pikachu against the grass ground type uh unfortunately he knows the match up so well i'm kind of okay with like just being the ambiguous like they had a battle not knowing who won because i like to think that all of the main cats got bodied especially when dawn is saying hey piplup fight that in polio yeah so i don't know if you guys seen the anime though but pinplup has turret activated all the time
15:28 that's true he uses whirlpool and it's like and gen 2 when they use whirlpool the first time it was like oh yeah when he uses it he summons the spirit bomb and he throws it he [ __ ] throws it and he takes down like mammoth swines like thinks that a pimple should not be taken down that's his ankle just it just sucks that empoli on quad resist water so we just we just appreciate the inferno krogan fight where they're just standing in the hands and you know they're savaging each other yeah so but it just kind of water attacks whirlpool they fight inside of it and then it is a cool shot when they break out of it but then that's pokemon that ends so as if fernando is pretty badass yeah
16:14 krogan's pretty badass yeah yeah he does a couple other things later he's just like yeah i'm good exactly um time yeah croak of time could have said the whole thing he was just too lazy yeah he was just too busy controlling rock just like that fish yeah yeah the goldfish could have ended that whole movie so yeah after the battles alice is like guys check it out we have this really peaceful garden filled with pokemon there's sphinx there's lux ray there's some azumarill a bunch of cute pokemon um and they're like this garden was designed by godi who is the grandfather of somebody no i forget gody's relationship but he like raised or trained
17:02 he's not the alice's grandmother alicia isn't that the scientist tonio's then he's the one about the the tower right yeah okay i forgot what the connection was i was like maybe they're not related old people with white hair it's fine yes they get to the garden he's like hey pokemon come out go have fun explore all the pokemon there's maybe like five minutes of just like pokemon having fun slides swings everything so i forgot her name was alice but this happened to me when i first she was like my name's alice did anybody else like when they saw her like her hair kind of looks like the nearest ears yeah so that happened and then she said alice and i was like uh rabbit alice all right and that's just hard that yeah that that's my head immediately it was like her hair looks like the nearest well she needs right now it's a program yeah entire time i
17:47 was just like you have lot bunny hair your hair is about as bad as freaking uh bianca from lonnie see i didn't even think about like that at all i was just like house is cute and during that i was like we should do a list of that too she also reminded me of like diane a little okay yeah i see it um only funny part i really put out from this is like happiness just like i forgot how petey's like the hercules this year just picks up [ __ ] adorable picks up quiet i didn't know that at all so when that happened i was like oh [ __ ] anime uh brock has to have peony on top of krogan and whenever what is it yeah and uh whenever kroger couldn't get to brock she will grab him by the foot like literally like she was way more it was
18:33 the whole cloaky thing yeah yeah it was like i remember as a kid going like why and then i remember because i completely forgot about that so when i watched the school i was like that's right she always grabbed them like she put the check out see after the pokemon play around a little bit uh pip was like dog i'm hungry i want one of these pets berries and then everybody's just like [ __ ] you like hachirisu forgot dawn had a pachirisu i don't know i forgot the thing existed snatched it was like it's fine i'll get it ash's apon it's just like nah dog mine uh and then sphinx is like pitbull i know you want that last one but i'm gonna fight you for it so they start fighting over this petri berry they go rolling down the hill they start tumbling into everybody [ __ ] every single pokemon that can
19:18 use an electric type move [ __ ] did it i was waiting for like weasel to just start rubbing his feet this was an interesting moment because i actually i didn't re-watch it but i noticed that pikachu wasn't affected and it was actually just looking around while things were getting electrocuted i was like oh that's neat they paid attention to it pikachu's just like what's going on because the thing we learned in movie two pikachu is just listening to electricity he's just like oh yeah [ __ ] spit he said can you say that in a kid's movie daniel he's just hungry see after this little kerfuffle it's basically a battle between the trainer's pokemon and the garden pokemon um and this one alice is like no no stop
20:07 and she plays your little leaf and says and everyone's like you know what you're pretty chill i like leaf music we can be friends again um and like while she's playing there's like a cute moment where like this like the warring ones like sphinx and people kind of lean on each other and then azumarill and somebody else started leaning on each other and then weasel and lucky are like we're so cool for this [ __ ] but i respect you and it's like really cool bro that is about ready to body whatever it was yeah i forget which one um so right after everybody's happy again this [ __ ] galley comes running out of the bars just like yo i forgot how big gallagher is one of the it's cool and awkward at the same time
20:55 so like it somehow works where did it go after this it's like it's gone yeah so i was like it's alice's gallagher right or is it like i was under the impression that it was uh the dudes galileo but uh i don't even think that's true alberto yeah i have no clue as far as when alberto has like i know he has licky licky but someone was with alberto and i was like oh it's his pokemon and then it just he never uses it again so it feels like he's better doesn't have weird hips technically it's nice that don't lie this whole thing is [Music] runs in like hey alice i need your help some shit's going on um so
21:40 alice the whole crew they follow after i think elaine is the last of this movie and there's a couple of these pillars that are just like warped and like melted i thought that was so cool that they weren't just broken that they were like spaghetti yeah warped i don't know what it is we mean spaghetti in this podcast but are you hungry for spaghetti no i just had pasta see the people warts some type of energy but you know who could have done it we know um and then out from like the mystery of like a bush you hear like it was darkra out comes pink man and they're just like oh it's baron alberto who's like can i set it in chad's like disgusting that's just his son the beast which i guess he kind of is yeah beauty
22:26 and the beast like he's gassed on but he's the one that gets turned into the beast yeah like so he's like beast and guest on yeah it's weird but still an [ __ ] like the whole time um see he's just like i'm gaston like hey i'll alberto just call him guest on for the entire movie uh and alberto is like hey check it out uh we should you know we should [ __ ] sometime and she's like no i don't want to uh and then they hear a little rustling in the bush so alberto's like like she comes out i [ __ ] lost it at the scene because he's like it's star cry immediately later he's like darkrai appears from the ground and somebody's just like that's dark right he's like yeah
23:13 and i was like hyper hyper beaming you just [ __ ] shot randomly into the bush see i i don't know what it like i know what it is it's because dark ride looks like a ghost one of my mind's like that's a ghost type he's just he's pure dark right and he's appeared but but that's the problem is they make him go like a ghost he's based on a wraith yeah so like uh in the end when he was showing the anime he was being attacked and the attacks were going through him and i was like the fight he's supposed to beat him he's not supposed to do that you're dark but like they do make him wraith-like which i think a lot of people were confused because i remember the first time watching this i was like even if he did hit hyperbeam it shouldn't have worked right because it's a normal type move on a good yeah so that was one thing at home with my dark type he's a dark dark rye dark type okay not a goose his name
23:59 means dark dark dark dark dark brown but anyway it's not even dark right yet it's tonio chilling in a bush like i was looking for alice [Music] tony gets blasted by a licky licky hyperbeam it's a fun fact for that but they brought me into the studio um so yeah tony was like oh no i'm sick and then like drift blimp falls in and we love our driftwood we love our pennywise um so at this point we kind of discover like tony is like pretty klutzy like he can barely walk on his own two feet and then this gets recovered later but homie's just like oh i i'm a nerd and alice totally wants this dick but she's like you know tony was my friend he saved me like when we were kids i almost fell and died but he
24:44 caught me or something so i want him but i'm not going to say it flashbacks obviously falls hits his head on something in his [ __ ] plots uh oh yeah this is where alberto is like yo don't be nice to him [ __ ] me she's like no i want i want i want tony uh let's see they go on joe quick yeah then they flash back show the elude of like hey antonio you know caught me but it wasn't really him uh and then we just cut to diagon [ __ ] again fighting off in space by the way um we forgot this is what happens here uh the abnormalities happen again and some more structures start to like twist and bend and splice and everyone's like the [ __ ] is happening here um and this is where we see dark eye like come out of the ground and that's where he's like darkrai and
25:30 he screamed what did he say uh do not come here and everyone's like why are you talking to me like that this is everybody's garden get the [ __ ] out uh so they start to fight licky licky squares up with another hyper beam dark ride dodges and uses like dark void but like he dodges it and hits ash who then just like starts tripping like this is a really cool sequence it's awesome which the one thing i can't commend them with what they did with dark cry was they looked at what everybody does whenever his head they have a dark ride their team in a doubles match and they just [ __ ] just spam the dark voice they they cut like they made it so beautifully yeah i made the same comment as well without like acknowledging it super
26:15 heavy they're just like anything near dark eyes nightmares yeah absolutely yeah they weren't like oh he has an ability called dark dreams like they were just like anything near darkrai has nightmares yeah so it's one of my favorite portrayals of the pokemon because usually like we read the pokedex for a pokemon and then when we see it we're like you know but with this one i think they portray dark gray so good yeah like that dark boy had ash and like that next sequence was like yeah and golden like to me that was really nice because i think like us now and anyone who's seen the movie before you're like oh ash is [ __ ] up something's going on but i think as a kid where it's like ash got hit by some like black ball of energy and he's still where he was but everyone's gone so i did he darling wake up what happened um until we see darkrai approach him again it
27:00 felt like a horror movie yeah really spooky it gave me scarecrow vibes and i love oh like batman scared yeah i love those i love those sequences like it's just it's so mind trippy it's like yeah this is where ashley he's like walking through the garden alone like there's no other pokemon or the people um and he sees like these silhouettes of dark ryan dia uh and palkia dialga and palkia no dark right yet um and they're like trying to kerfuffle and then they fade away and then ashley's darkrai he's like turtwig i choose you the pokeball fades away so he's like [ __ ] that was like if i was ash would have been like oh he's dead [ __ ] dead i didn't get the chimp chart yet that
27:46 was my only star here um so yeah and then uh at darker eyes like i it's one of the side effects of dark right not trying to be bad but because of bad dreams it happens where now pikachu gets sucked into this vortex and ash like no i gotta save my pikachu dives in after it and like grabs them holding on to him tight uh and then next thing ash is like electrocuted in like a hospital bed and he's like pikachu you're alive and starts to choke the [ __ ] out of pikachu um this is where they start just playing they did an excellent job at the bed portraying dark cry the way they want him to because he plays misunderstood heroes so well yeah well he's also a dark type and uh dark types are supposed to be naturally evil until a trainer
28:32 catches them right so when you see dark bias yeah so when you catch or cast when you see a dark ride your first thought it's it's [ __ ] evil you know i mean so i think that the way that they they do it in here is very like written very well yeah it's i love it i love this movie so much um see ash wakes up in the pokemon center or whatever hospital bed he's in um that's where they explain the bad dreams like hey anyone around darkrai if you fall asleep you're gonna have bad dreams and shit's gonna happen um so we're like all right we gotta keep that in mind no sleeping around the dark type cool uh but ashley's like you know what i'm ready to [ __ ] fight him again let's go find him uh and alice is like well uh alice reminds that alberto started the fight so technically darker i didn't do anything he just defended himself after being provoked um
29:17 and then tony was like i have an idea runs off like let's follow the guy uh tony is going through some old pictures and he's like he finds alice's grandma he's like yo this is alicia she met dark rye when she was a kid and that's how like he came to live in the garden great kid we had the flashback and you know a bunch of a pokemon like sleeping in the garden and they're just like oh i'm having a bad time and we get it's really [ __ ] cool though we're like lux ray is just like the [ __ ] going on you just i think like thunderbolt or something and then just gets blasted by a dark void like so this shows that we can have a horror movie on pokemon yeah and it will be successful it's so good just have a bunch of gengars hunters gasoline they just need to make a if they would do that they just need to either make another dark ride movie or they need to make another dark type as cool as darkrai i think
30:03 i'll work again yeah because uh if we're in that reboot set as we're going yeah we got mu twice yeah so should we have you yeah twice uh maybe three times either way does darkrai appear in the movie anyone else i don't think no i don't think so i don't remember i think it's more box art yeah i think it's just a box like the big kaiju one so that way they can have that sequence oh well because i think darkrai is a mythical correct not a legendary yes this is the first movie where both the box art shows up that's true yeah because before this we always got one yeah uh except in the intros we always got both of them anyway yeah so darkrai is like tired you don't know what from but he's just like maybe too much dark voiding i mean like collapse against the tree now says like hey i'm sorry alicia grandma's like
30:50 it's okay is everybody's garden you don't have to be sad and dark was like all right cool i'll stop hurting people saul took that's the martha moment um um and then alicia she sits down underneath the tree starts playing the leaf whistle for all the pokemon dark rice chilled on top of the tree but uh is this yeah goatee's just like wow this is nice this is a nice little thing going on here um cut back tony i was like reading through some paperwork he's like oracion i don't know what that is i'm not really sure don't worry it's important do you know what that means yes it's prayer in spanish i couldn't have told you i think they i think uh alicia says that actually at some point
31:35 she says it means prayer but she doesn't necessarily say what the origin is from yeah it's prayer in spanish so like when i when they said in japanese i'm like because like they said in the most weird accent possible and i was like what title song i'm like they had the japanese dub and then they [ __ ] were like hey bring in a spanish guy to say this one word horacio and then just put that [Laughter] um see after tony was like grassy i don't know what that is but we'll figure it out uh team rocket they're like hey alberto we're like a tv news crew we've got tv like a documentary about like you the
32:21 hero of alamos town he's like all right you know what i rock with that let's do it um apparently everybody went to bed and said [ __ ] it uh next morning dawn's like i'm gonna go buy this lunar wing to protect me from like any nightmares really doesn't do this doesn't come into play at all it's just so that's the pokemon putting pokedex entrance first sure it is i just i thought they might use it why did they not do that but it's the exact same salesman that sells may her [ __ ] her thing i love that because i was just like wait a minute he's connected in all the movies go all the way back if you actually watch the credits for the first movie
33:06 down there just like pushing them all up you know far from home when they do the flashbacks and they start showing all the characters from the other movies right there he's like hey i'm here um yeah luna wayne alex uh alex take alex alice takes them to the tower and that's where she's kind of introducing like hey here are these bell towers are these gongs and [ __ ] that go off but let's go check on tony of his office in here somewhere and homie's just passed out on the floor like oh no tony always like oh sorry i fell asleep she's just like well don't [ __ ] do that then um ash uh ash's pikachu piplup and chimchar are [ __ ] around they find a bunch of music discs and ash is like whoa these are cool can we play one like we gotta go all the way up there like that's fine they're up like maybe 20 steps like yeah
33:54 i'm [ __ ] tired it was dawn that was like yes so dawn dawn wanted to play the disc she's like that's fine ashley got excited like i want to play the disc too let's race he starts running up the tower gets tired and i guess at some point everyone else is like [ __ ] it we have a hot air balloon so they went back down i love that and he's like well let me get on they're like yeah you're already too far off you're fast by the way it's great they met they're [ __ ] on ash yeah oh it happens a lot in this movie and i think it's like some of the best moments um so they hit the top of the tower they go get ready to play the disc ass ass jeez every single day in my life ashley you know he's running up he gets to the top
34:40 uh don puts the disc in uh and alice is like they put the disc close the thing pull the library and starts playing this really pretty song through the whole town that's where he goes she goes like placing ash like i want to do it and she's like no yeah i wanted to come up the series anyway to do it that was pretty [ __ ] fun see i place the beautiful music everyone in town's dancing having a good time um the gang leaves the tower and they run into our wonderful friends allegra kai and mari and they're like oh you want to fight again yeah we had some fun yesterday and they like score up to fight sudowoodo comes out weasel weasels to fight infernape weasel fernande sudabudo and torterra and then i was supposed to i assume it's gonna be pikachu and napoleon
35:28 um yes but this is when diagon pakistan fighting again um and then palkia is at the point where he's like dawg i can't [ __ ] win this [ __ ] i gotta get out so pacquiao like disappears into some void which affects alamos and we don't know what happens just yet but this is where pacquiao's effects start to encase the city um but that kind of puts everybody to stop like the [ __ ] is happening at the tower is there some big ripple people are getting pushed around we don't know what's happening but we will again pacquiao's shoulder [ __ ] up shattered and everything um i scrolled too far on my list it's okay don't worry about it uh and as this like ripples happening darkrai like comes out of the ground again it says go away and everyone's like he's talking to us again [ __ ] we gotta beat him up
36:13 how many times we got the teachers oh my god darkrai is very old i love the young people uh so alberto steps up he's like licky licky it's time uh so yeah darkrai is like no i'm a dark void again it just starts hitting [ __ ] everybody like every pokemon like i said true true to competitive factions he decides not gonna be borrows and trophies so [ __ ] pseudowood or weasel yep just puts them all to sleep um hero bean hero [Laughter] dog is like cool i'm done i'm gonna leave and actually like i don't think so i'm going after them so they start chasing them down some alleyways uh actually pikachu get cut off by like a bibaro he was just like
37:01 could be used this is that ghostly silhouette every bar that's like flying and phasing through walls and they're like did you see that weird i don't know and then it like goes past team rock and they're like is that a legendary one that can go through walls oh because you haven't met any of those yeah but after they move past the the weirdly borrowed they're like oh there's darkrai thunderball they just start to kind of fight each other out um so actually like yo darko you need to get the [ __ ] out of here and he's like no i stay and he's like no [ __ ] would you leave then still we don't get it uh looky looky comes back in for the fight and after just the [ __ ] hyper beam that just [ __ ] misses darkrai puts him to sleep with another dark void true to hyper beam fashion exactly hyper
37:46 beams very rarely do anything in these movies they're just here for hype [Music] that's the name of the video um see after he knocks out the [ __ ] uh licky licky the bibaro's swimming around again team rocket freaks out um and then licky licky starts to like glow and alberto is like looky looky you good and it just starts to just puff up that's what it turns the [ __ ] out of me because i forgot it happened i was like that didn't happen i want to still frame that and then because it was a very solid like transformation in terms of like how it animated they use the tic-tac filter where they put like the one face and choose other images he has the absolute worst line after he finds out
38:34 my royal time royal talk i was like what of of all of the thing you could you could have yelled my royal face any anything my royal tongue i get it i get it because like depending what i could have seen face if he had more like beast like pokemon so he was furry and like a beast but he had the fat licky licky and licky licky's thing is the tongue so he's like is it weird yes absolutely there's a part where like meowth gets scared and he's on james head and like everybody's having a part of a conversation james just goes my head and i was like thanks james thank you for showing up on can i have such a good james voice
39:19 um back at the pokemon center like every pokemon ship with dark voids like sleeping on a towel or a blanket but in the meantime like these ghostly figures of all are just flying around the center being like i'm confused they're scared of like something but we don't know quite what yet this is normal yeah it's normal this happens dark void everyone's swimming tina [ __ ] oh my god i wish soon i wish next movie yeah oh so [ __ ] floored um uh ash comes rushing in he's like guys just be ready some [ __ ] happens man and then licky look he's like marching in like looky looky where's that bro he's like oh yeah i'm alberto it's like [ __ ]
40:05 i didn't know like i was like you didn't care when darker i talked oh that was the norm yes antonio he's like studying these weird illusions and he just discovers that these pokemon nightmares are like becoming real they're being made physical for some reason but we don't quite know why we just know it's some weird dimensional shift that's causing it which means like our fears that normally come from dark eye that are just a dream are for some reason becoming reality and they're like that's weird so what happened to licky licky's like i guess licky licky just doesn't like you he really didn't want to be you and now here he is and you're him and it's it's a tough life alberto doesn't think anything of it it's hard um so kind of friendships at the pokemon center they're like hey you know there's
40:52 this weird fog outside and it's it's [ __ ] with us um and this is like the one moment i forgot hondro was in this movie great it's such a good pokemon that exists i got super confused at this point because i because i there was just the cut and then a hans grove came out yeah i was like who in the [ __ ] team has on control that's a lot of dark types in actually yeah it's like it fits you normally don't get to see them since the whole game of them being evil and [ __ ] but this one we like has everything if you're watching the back there's grenades he's in the background like damage is what does default do damage okay i didn't think so because it gets rid of what is it weather i know in the opening weather conditions and the stuff like spikes talks explosives
41:41 so yeah uh [ __ ] honcho uses default on this fog and just nothing happens see we tried like seven times nothing happened yeah so ash is like you know what i'll go see what's on the other side and he just beeline straight through the fog now for our daily what a dash plus what did ash just punch the mist touch this no i just love moments of like two brain cell ash yeah where he was he was literally told we just get put right back in the same spot that's just like i'll try i'm like even pikachu just e-line it forward and then like somehow end up right back where i know i ran straight forward we just told you this i've always wanted like i get it it's something like it's broken and there's a weird space-time thing but i wonder what
42:29 physically happens to ash like was there like a u-turn tunnel that happened like maybe it's like the lost fortress where you go through one end and it looks like the beginning and you just keep looping around yeah here's what i attributed it to once you get put in silent hill you can't get out of sight yeah okay you can try to leave it just kind of yeah they just imagine they might have been like put him on like a circular platform and just rotate him or he's still running straight on like a treadmill piece but it's like and then when they put him back down he's still going straight so it never feels like he turned but i just love him daddy's trying to add logic to gamejutsu i just want i just like it's one of those things where i'm like i know like i don't need to question it it's not like a downfall just the spell of the unknown
43:15 i just wonder like what happened what happened um anyway see ash comes running back like weird i was running straight i swear to god and this robber was like you know what we can't be [ __ ] around anymore guys i'm lucky licky and we gotta go kill this dark ride who's with me kill the beast yeah exactly so every trainer except for like well ash and the crew want to go with and that's when alice is like i don't think darker is a bad guy and i was like good enough for me let's figure it out um we got all the trainers and the trainers in this town have some stacked [ __ ] pokemon oh yeah like there's like these guys little [ __ ] league there's ride-ons there's ten growth i always forget exist i [ __ ] love that thing we have all the final evolution of the starters from this gem there's some big pokemon absolutely i think it's the earliest they ever show the stars too like the
44:01 final it's pretty this is the first yeah because manifest gen three movie yeah so there's the first gen 4 movie so it's oh i love [ __ ] gen 4. so the cardio before man thing yeah yeah yeah yeah it's the weird where like we got two movies well they're still gen 3. look around because it came out while gen 3 was still going on right and before they even show him in the actual anime because lucario was showing the anime way before like uh jennifer was even announced they did the whole black skin thing with cardio so yeah [ __ ] harris over there blazing good job buddy um see alice i don't think darker is the bad guy it's fine and then we get the flash this is where tony was like yeah darkrai isn't the bad guy and let me tell you why
44:48 another flashback we have the flashback of them playing as kids alice is up on some cliff for some reason like tonio catch up with me and she starts running and just like cliff [ __ ] breaks and she just she starts to fall she's like well i'm about to die so i'll just fall she accepts death i was like whoa that was quick she passes out and tony was like no and then dark red comes in like i got you alicia yo his voice acting darker eyes oh it feels raspy like it feels like you know like evil i didn't look up who played i halfway expected it to be dan green and then as darkrai talked i was like oh no it's not dan green he's doing a fantastic job dan green was a filter um so yeah dark red catches alice being like you look like alicia you must be alicia you're the same person that
45:34 you know invited me to the garden puts her down and then like sneaks away like a ghost would but he's not a ghost uh this antonio like goes over like alice are you okay she's like tonya you saved me i'm gonna [ __ ] you when we're older um three headphones um see then we come back to normal time and we have like the army just marching through town like we're gonna find this [ __ ] dark ride we're gonna get him and then uh one of them goes like there he is up there and he's like perched on a building i i hate his [ __ ] feet i hate him dark rides i hate i hate when you used to be i hate it i daddy long legs slenderman legs i remember not liking it because the sprite in gen4 was just like the right skirt yeah like it wasn't the legs those legs go all the way up they're not
46:20 necessarily long but do this there's times where he just floats and there's no legs and i'm like why give him the legs yeah let him float like like he does all the time except in this movie because that's just the movie thing like i don't even think in the anime when he fights he doesn't have the legs i don't think any of the game sprites or models have uh in pokemon tournament he got links he got legs yeah it's the whole time like when you're battling having normal he ate it switches back and forth okay i was gonna say okay weird i don't remember i'm sure and imagine him [ __ ] walking where he's just like he doesn't he doesn't ever want he doesn't use them for walking though they just dangle it's like i'm not sure if it's like a huge thing or like a stature thing sometimes it's it's odd they're not they're not walking legs but he has them
47:06 maybe they're nut legs they're just i mean they're just little like nubs so yeah just imagine snow i'm just talking about walking with two tumors he's just says god i hate that uh so tony's tony was studying some footage of darker eyes showing up and be like huh this weird anomaly happens oh wait i get it there's this big like rift right above the towers and if we zoom and enhance what happens when you zoom in on the image it gets clearer and then obviously it gets pixelated i
47:52 hate that cause it's like enhanced soon i will always i will always give it the benefit of the uh the benefit of the doubt if there's like a team rocket style like big machine airship something but we're in like alamos which is almost as like fashioned as [ __ ] uh yeah pokemon heroes town [ __ ] uh whatever italy italy yeah that's what it was what is it something more ultimate yeah thank you so yeah i'm just imagining like they don't have this [ __ ] they have a big tower that plays old-ass cds made out of stone so steampunk technology man see and that's when you convince me when you're like steampunk like you know what cool i get it does this work um steam pumpkin zoom in hands
48:38 yeah here's where i like there's this weird thing in this riff that we can't see we can't see it but i guess he got a still frame right when palkia came into this world and we learned that he put a [ __ ] i don't know if he put a dimension around or picked up the town and put it in another dimension or what exactly happened but this this whole town has now been cut off from the rest of its original dimension and is now trapped here because pocky is like i'm hurt i need to get away from diagonal and i need to go somewhere to heal so he like cases himself at the tower to make sure that he's not taking any more damage well that doesn't last long but while they're figuring out what pocky this whole thing is uh the trainers are battling darkrai and this [ __ ] this [ __ ] is so [ __ ] cool darkrai is jumping from roof
49:24 through and this whole time he's like not fighting back he's just trying to avoid it we haven't for ramp up there like let's [ __ ] go [ __ ] we have a i think there's a masquerade which is kind of existing but then crobat comes in it's really cool like all these big-ass pokemon are trying to kill dark ride um until they like corner him in like the middle of the street and darkrai is like i told you to back the [ __ ] up and dark boy's all alone uh knocks them all out and team rocket's like [ __ ] you know who can stop him alberto and he's like yeah yeah i could so this is this way he does what he's like hero ball or now he says gyro ball but earlier he said hero hiroball or whatever i was like what in the world just happened it's like he's like gyroball misses and then he did he gravitated right okay yes he uses
50:09 the most effective move in the game apparently which is a normal type movie yeah yeah yeah okay but dark ride is dark yeah i just i don't know i keep doing it just sometimes they go through sometimes they don't i just love how like darker eyes like oh [ __ ] wait that's like darker it's like i'll let him have this one so he's like i'm gonna wrap my tongue my my royal tongue around this darker eye and darker is like nah we're good so he just [ __ ] whips alberto right in the team rocket and they go [ __ ] flying out of whoever the [ __ ] knows where um i [ __ ] love that seat it's so great um so yeah tony was like hey guys look at this this is palkia he controls space and i think brock is like that's poking oh yeah what is brock nelson he did the same thing in drought he was
50:55 just like groudon isn't that the legendary pokemon with mysterious power yeah she thinks i'm smart like it's good um so yeah this is when the gang's like oh dark ride wasn't talking to us whenever you're saying go away he was talking to palkia because now that palki's here he's bringing trouble to our dimension which is going to [ __ ] up ultimately the garden which darkrai feels at home in so that's where he's like damn but i feel bad that we made dark ride the bad guy dark girl like yeah [ __ ] attacking me yeah over here trying to vibe if you [ __ ] listen and they're like well darkcraft you said more than four words in a sentence give us the whole story bud you're like actually i'm not a bad guy i just have really i smoke a lot but yeah so basically you
51:40 got two i was in manifest i'm a little late to the party darkrai is that guy on the team that when he does the call outs he just gives like one word he goes there there there and then that's that's all the pressing thanks fun don't walk down see outside dark rice just like flying towards the tower because it's like poppy is coming we gotta stop it um but then this like weird force field is surrounding palkia so he's like no no no you can't come in here you gotta go away um but as like he makes this collision palkio wakes up which then breaks all these weird illusions that are happening so all the pokemon and dark void like their nightmares are over um alberto turns back into alberto instead of licky licky uh he was like marching up some stairs too or something he like looks at me
52:28 like oh [ __ ] i'm normal again yeah this is where pocky is just like all right well i'm awake my shoulder still kind of hurts but i could do some [ __ ] he like lands in the middle of the [ __ ] street and darker is like i told you to leave that scene when he just [ __ ] lands yeah dudes [ __ ] it's like a legendary like yeah i feel like the weight of the legendaries in this movie is the best it's just thomas that used to be yeah because darkrai dark eye is so light and you can see that in this movement and then diagonal and pocky are like heavy as [ __ ] and like any time they touch anything you feel the weight of them just like hitting it right it's so good because thomas face way cooler than you know ideals way cooler than a [ __ ] fairy deer but what am i gonna
53:15 um they're both in the same movie okay i just don't remember it i don't remember actually i remember a gen 6 movie
54:01 a little bit and then we just see like a bunch of attacks come like flying from the air like what the [ __ ] was that and diago's like you thought you [ __ ] lost me didn't you forgot about me i found you space [ __ ] in those bullets basically it was just [ __ ] godzilla's uh bullet seed it's [ __ ] amazing um yeah so diago just throws up a riff joins the fight and now it's just diagonal and palkia and dark right just [ __ ] hitting each other back and forth uh but eventually daughter gets like knocked out of the fight he doesn't want me just gets like knocked out and kind of disappears and then comes back i assume just like hits his head every time and falls asleep for like 40 seconds and it's like okay back at it he wakes up from his own nightmare that he gave himself
54:49 oh [ __ ] [ __ ] people were trying to kill me i'm just trying to protect [Music] every [ __ ] day i think about something scary before i fall asleep and just uh but these two ties they [ __ ] land on the middle of the street and they start this is like butting heads and i feel bad for dialga because he's like i'm on four legs pocky has arms so he's just like he [ __ ] goes no he about and then they both get up and just start flying down and i'm like this is scary
55:35 as [ __ ] because he's like his signature move he's like flying he's just like neck bites live action yeah it's not like kind of scary thing where like when you see it with like rayquaza or any of the birds like they fly it's what they do yeah and like these two like more beast-like things dinosaur kangaroo fly what the [ __ ] it's pretty cool though um anyway they're battling antonio's just like yo if these two keep fighting shit's not going to be great the word badly another dimension which is what wrapped us up in this weird thing that we're in now um pocky got hurt that's why he fled here and diago's like i'm not done with you so we're they came here to fight but that's why we don't care about this um they continue to fly around darker keeps like coming in gets a hit gets knocked the
56:20 [ __ ] out um they do that awesome well half awesome the spatial redness one of them is trying the other one he's got a crack shoulder leave him alone yeah he's trying if he didn't have the cracked shoulder be way better yeah but yeah as this like colliding like energy force collides like the outside of the city starts like dematerialized like purple like pixels starting to disappear and everything's just centering it like it's gone the city's leaving it's gonna be get it's gonna be dead um let's see alice runs up to the fight just starts like yelling at the pokemon like hey you should stop yeah because that works for everybody that solves everything oh sorry little girl we'll try
57:07 bobby brown and like as they're doing this [ __ ] diagon talk are like fighting in the air and they do like the [ __ ] i'm gonna grab you and bring you down thing and as they're about to just [ __ ] crush alice darkrai comes in probably the strongest thing he's done on a movie like he flies in and just [ __ ] dark pulse or something and just [ __ ] sends these two things flying you're talking about the spiral black like beams thing yeah that's not dark poles but i will take the animation for that before dark it's cool that's [ __ ] oh it's so great um our pulse looks lame i mean of yeah um so yeah darker is like i'm gonna use dark void on these things and they put up their shields and they say you know what give me three seconds you want to work together yeah let's do it so they both [ __ ] last darkrai who's
57:52 just gets knocked out of the [ __ ] sky again uh so alice in the game they all rush to go you know find darkrai what's going on um he's like alicia he's like no i'm alice that was my grandma but like kind of one and the same we're good he's like all right sounds good could be my friend um and the gang's like hey we're sorry we thought you were the bad guy but this is the the show me two clips that have the same energy and it's the [ __ ] scene from scott pilgrim where it's like he's got home and he's like he just left and dark eye that was like we're sorry darker where'd you go and you just see him zooming diagonally towards the light in like the little square buildings uh he just went out i'd love to see the clip with just the dub from the scotland yeah
58:37 that'd be great um see how the fight continues the gang apologized this whole thing uh as the cities continue to fade away antonio's like we could stop this if i knew what auracion was and alice is like oh why didn't you ask it's the song that i play on the [ __ ] flower and like oh [ __ ] i guess if we play that we win uh so like i know there's no disc at the tower so they go to like tonio's office or something and they find a bunch of discs and they're like i don't know which one it is like which one is the one we want and they look at like the sheet music it's got a certain logo and alice is like it's that one it's that one up there they take it they rotate it and they're like all right let's go to the tower uh as they go they continue like lose more and more people so brock goes off with nurse joy they're leading people out of town to get away from well
59:22 out of town away from the fighting because they can't go anywhere falling out of the garden because right they assume that's the safest place in town yeah is that the heart i don't know it's the only way you want to go so they do it um there's a flashback of grandma teaching the song to alice not really important um it really didn't matter yeah because all she had to do was go oh that's symbol it matches the symbol on my paper yeah they're like oh my grandma yes anyone do bad romance again i hope you remember this i will did i do the song from uh uh far cry 6 or fight cry 5 that they used for that oh the [ __ ] on the christian song yeah i've been trying to think about it for the last five minutes for this scene that's really funny the one that like just put the [ __ ] thing right yeah that's it they're the one that
1:00:09 indoctrinates them yeah yeah i think i think i've repressed most of far cry 5. it's not love story for another time john jacob jingle uh see alice newton's icon yep trainers evacuate so yeah brock and destroyer like everybody get over here and then we have kai mari and allegra just [ __ ] blocking a bunch of these like meteor shower sized things coming at him and they missed one it's really i love the animation board because it goes flying and furniture can't adjust in time so he [ __ ] jumps and like ski see i was gonna say just skeets right by his leg i'm like nah right by his leg and they're like oh no it's going to break the garden in krogan's lag [ __ ] try again croak of time
1:00:54 that's a shirt just [ __ ] i want like a meditating crow gunk with like clocks behind him just like croak of time we have two shirts already we need [ __ ] maker in that one so yeah they're deflecting kroger does a cool thing [ __ ] bodies it and then we have ash dawn alice antonio who are taking the hot air balloon up to the tower so they can play the music uh pimple [ __ ] slips and falls sorry if he catches it that's a cool thing um and like as they continue like all of them he just started she's like no get off the balloons get off the balloon i think it could have saved a lot of time if star avian was already involved yeah yeah right but i'm just saying just fast track that thing make it a star raptor start cleaning the house rare candies exactly that's what they're there for everything guys that's candy that's what they're there for that's the thing i
1:01:39 like it nice road company and this is yeah so then as these titans continue to fight they end up breaking the balloon um there's like a lot of moments where like someone's kind of safe and then they slip anyway like i think don gets knocked out first and she lands like a balcony she's like i'm good and ashley all right now that she's safe let's keep going and then he [ __ ] slips with the disc and does like runs or slides down like the side of the building and then lands on the same balcony as dawn and just [ __ ] i don't know what scientifically happens to your knees when you do that we just like land straight on it hurts like hell well it wasn't necessary it was hella like like i related to that yeah yeah yeah i got a little tangle you know when you see somebody fall and you get that
1:02:26 little like spidey sense tingly is it like so you're landing straight and i guess your knees like trying to bend backwards go that way so it like you've never seen spongebob this is me trying to figure out how you turn around and fog again so it's like the whole thing like falling and just like parkour and all that like like when you land you're supposed right normally so that way you don't [ __ ] up the knees because otherwise you're just gonna yeah because there she needs to go somewhere and you're literally just locking it in place unless you your shoulder goes flat down ash actually go off imagine darker i just flew in to save him at this moment scott just left uh donald trump asheville's diagnosis
1:03:12 for our time almost destroys the balloon things happen paul to the earth uh and antonio falls out of the [ __ ] plane uh plane the [ __ ] balloon so tonya falls out but darkrai came in to like block the war of time at the same time so like both of them just start to plummet um and alice is like i guess i'm alone in this balloon now i might as well just land it um so she jumps out of the balloon almost slips on a ledge and then licky licky's like i got you with like the tongue but [ __ ] up this made me so mad because looky looky like almost catches her and then bear tonio gets her yeah and she's just like oh tony oh and he's like it wasn't all me and she's like oh yeah thanks uh baron and i'm over here yeah he just sits there he's
1:04:00 like she's like he's like i'm over here and she's like oh thanks tonio okay um she has her preferences man yeah obviously we didn't have antonio so it was a nice little review and this is where it kind of comes in for like the clutchy things we've seen antonio sleeping on the floor hitting his head in the rock whatever where he's like suave as [ __ ] now flies in on his pennywise and he's just like i got you and then like i put it here in the notes i'm like boy she's wet like she's [ __ ] drenched and she's ready to go um you know ash and daughter like well actually she's like only 16 so like thanks osmo in the comments i miss you since the last time does this guy keep getting shot outside because he's the one that went through everyone they said that where we were
1:04:45 wrong so and i don't think he's unless you watch this let me know if you're watching this episode if you're not watching [ __ ] you if you are tell me how what else is in this movie um uh yeah so now asham i i went to say brock and then i was like no it's the other one may oh no no violence no who like the words right in front of me i don't know i i locked up action gone like let's get up to the tower um brock finds dark ride chilling in the garden like yo he's [ __ ] dead i think again maybe alice rushes over and it would have dark rides a flashback
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