So **JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH** is GOATED

0:00 Like we're watching >> switching it up. >> Jurassic Park rebirth. >> Dinosaurs. >> No, Jurassic Park World. >> Jurassic World Rebirth. I was incorrect. >> Some respect on its name. >> Came out of nowhere. They are really They are really enjoying this whole stealth drop in movies immediately. I don't know. >> It's kind of wild that they literally just didn't talk about it. >> I I don't know. Maybe. Are we just not on the right stuff to find out when these things are released? >> I don't use Twitter anymore. That is how I used to get my news about that kind of stuff. >> Uh true. I'm Ruff. How you doing? I'm Sean. I'm Eric and I got banned from Twitter. >> I'm Bri and I love dinosaurs. >> I Yeah, >> I still don't know why I got banned from Twitter. >> Those things are true. >> I just opened the app one day. I hadn't even posted on the channel. It's literally just a bunch of content for me and I got banned. Don't know why.

0:45 >> But here we're here for dinosaurs. >> You're here for dinosaurs. Sell your Bitcoin. >> You tried to sell your Bitcoin. >> I don't even have a Bitcoin. 17 years ago >> I was 45. Monkey. >> Monkey. >> Oh my gosh, they're so cute. >> That is my guilty pleasure is watching people on TikTok like feed monkeys on the streets and [ __ ] It's awesome. >> Um yo. >> Uh oh. I thought it was going to be a dinosaur chopper. >> It's got to be horrifying to monkeys, right? To any animal, right? It's loud as [ __ ] It's very loud. Like you're just sitting there trying to eat your fruit. I doubt they see them often either. All right. Maybe we're just going back. Why not? We always go back. That's the premise of every like watch

1:31 me here. Watch me end the entire Jurassic Park Jurassic World theor like like franchise. Hey, you want to go do this? No. >> Do we remember the way the last movie ended? >> Um I mean I think they just like >> didn't they like set them free? >> I think there was like a law passed that they had to like leave them be, but like you know that don't mean [ __ ] >> Wait, was >> was them like going away on the ship and the dinosaur saying bye with the the >> That was in the beginning. That was that was but that was last movie, right? >> Yeah, but I think that was in the beginning. >> Saying goodbye >> as they don't burn to death. >> I felt so sad. >> Oh, hell no. That was twitching, bro. >> All right, hold on. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Oh, someone's going to trip on the snake. >> Shot. This is all going to be triggered

2:17 by aing chocolate bar. >> Wait, they have to coordinate. >> Honestly though, >> smart. >> Yeah. >> Oh, it's going in >> the D-Rex. But I assume we up. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah, we're going to have to go. >> Chocolate dinosaurs, >> dude. That would be crazy. >> Well, we don't want to kill the thing. Some days I do. >> All because this [ __ ] littered. >> Yep. >> This is why you don't litter, >> dude. Shut up, dude. This is like the worst Snickers commercial. >> Oh no. >> No way. No, >> dude. >> If I was Snickers, I would sude. Death by Snickers. Do you think they paid for that? That that >> I don't know. >> Like like like >> cuz they had a choice of any candy bar

3:03 they could have used. >> Was the actual logo I think so was it was the logo visually it looked like it was >> Well, I know it looked like a Snickers but if they didn't ever show the word Snickers, they might be able to get away half eaten. So >> I mean but think about how many people saw that and were like I could really go for a stick. Oh, dude, you're so screwed. >> You dumbass. >> That'd be me. >> I mean, it was his fault. >> Come on. >> He's behind you. >> I'd be so pissed. >> Oh my god. >> It's behind me, isn't it?

3:48 >> Please, >> dude. The reflection. Oh, [Music] look at the noggin on that thing, brother. >> Come here, my pretty. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, >> now he's the sniffer. >> He's flipping it like a frosty like a blizzard. >> Like a blizzard. >> Well, that is a crazy looking dinosaur. >> Damn. We just getting right. >> I'm about this, dude. Let's go. Let's go. Snickers. I'm about it. >> That's probably the dinosaur's new name. >> Snickers. >> We should just call it Snickers. >> The Snickers. >> It's the Snickers. >> No, I stand by. People are always like, "Oh, why' they make another one?" Because we want to see dinosaurs rip

4:35 people apart. >> Been 2 years since dinosaurs returned. >> Okay. Well, no. >> All the old guard is dead. >> Oh, >> well, now I'm sad. >> Public interest in dinosaurs has waned. Yeah, cuz they just let them like roam. >> Yeah. Well, you got to think anytime something's not like bro, it's new. It's exciting. And after a while, it becomes normal >> is for bit. Yeah. Okay. >> Okay. So, we've backed the Yeah, but like all of the other dinosaurs leaked into the ocean, though. >> Yeah. >> Well, they Well, they also had them running around in different spots, too. >> We need our Cuz you got to remember, right? Like, they were just like >> they were like, "Yo, we got to let them live among us. Like, that's what we got to do. The cat's out of the bag." And now they're trying to revert. Like that's not how it works. Forgot that happened.

5:20 >> The cause of the jam is none other than Bronto Billy. >> Billy Billy >> Billy. Wait, so they just have Bronto Billy just roaming the >> Oh no. >> A look at him, >> dude. He's got Is that graffiti? >> Yep. >> Rest in peace already, but get the hell out of the way. >> Damn, that's cold. >> Jeez. Even for New York. Cold. >> Scarjo. Yeah, if I if I read right, um, this movie made her like the highest grossing actor in like period. >> Dude, she has so many piercings in that ear. Holy [ __ ] >> [ __ ] you're right. >> The other side doesn't have any. It has like one, but like >> maybe she's fixing her alignment. >> May maybe that how that works. >> Yeah.

6:05 >> What is it? >> Women's heads are much like tires. >> So they need to be realigned. >> Realign sometimes. Yeah. She just has had brain zaps. >> What are we talking about? I'm trying to watch. >> I know. I'm rewinding. >> What' you say? >> So, so Shawn suggested >> Uhhuh. >> that the reason why she has so many earrings on the one side but not on the other >> is to realign her head. >> Is to realign her and to for her alignment. >> Yeah. Sometimes one side of your head's just heavier than others. So, you just need to have it realigned. >> This by using that being had to counterwe the ears on one like the weight on with the metal on the one side. >> And you thought I would know. >> Yes. You have earrings. I don't have earrings. >> I have two earrings. >> Well, yes.

6:51 >> So, that's But you are you are balanced on both sides. You're not just rocking like one earring and no earrings. You're got you got like two in each side. So, you are you are >> I get vertigo sometimes. >> I mean, I have one here and not on the other. >> You ever feel unbalanced? >> No. I've seen him trip >> because that's not how piercings work. You're >> right. I have seen him trip. Um >> I think he just doesn't realize it. >> Is that what it is? Yeah. >> You're using the ear for the equilibrium to balance you. >> He didn't realize when he walks he just drifts a little to the left. [Laughter] >> Anyway, good out of your system. Everybody. Everybody. >> Dude, I was just asking about her earrings. Okay. She had a lot she has a lot of earrings. Okay. >> Not worried about me. >> For New York. They're gone. >> God, she's got a lot of earrings in that side.

7:38 >> My company is developing a new medication and we have certain needs. >> Mhm. That sounds vague. >> You also say you're untroubled by possible legal or ethical implications. >> All vague. >> So, she gets [ __ ] done. That's cool. >> Imagine that you could be the one to give them an extra 20 years of life. >> That's very touching. It's not my feel. >> And we have very deep pockets. >> How deep >> for you? Extremely. I mean, every everybody has a price. >> 10 six zeros, >> including the one that's in the 10. >> No. >> The kind of money that would mean you'd never have to put your life on the line ever again, >> bro. $10 million. Like, >> all right. What's the hitch? >> I'm doing it. >> Ah, >> you're doing it. $10 million. >> $10 million isn't enough. >> Where every government on the planet has outlawed travel.

8:23 >> I I I think that's the thing though. >> Tell anyone then. >> Like, no one goes there. So, is 10 million actually enough? No. >> 30 years after too. No. >> No. >> Make that a three. >> It's like you're telling me that price because you know I'm not coming back alive. So >> also don't accept that. Don't you know that's that's their lowball offer. You got to hit them with like Okay. I mean that sounds cool and all but like >> negotiate. >> What about 50 and six and then let them talk down to like 30. >> Dude, it's so crazy people just ignore dinosaur [ __ ] now. >> Just they don't care. Yeah, it's normal, right? >> Triceratops. Tango. >> I guess they're bringing them back. >> No. Yeah, they're taking it down. >> Good morning, doctor. Sorry to drop in on a >> Oh, hey, Bridgetton.

9:09 >> Mosasaurus, >> which lives in bed, dude. >> That's a big boy. >> Titanosaurus. Go find them. >> No, it's now 10 million per dinosaur. >> Yeah. No, 100%. >> 100 mil or nothing. A drug that could prevent heart disease would be the biggest medical breakthrough in centuries. >> I'm sure it' be worth billions, right? >> Worth billions. And you're only wanting to give me 10 million >> while they're alive. >> Hemoglobin deoxxygenates within seconds postmortem. >> Yeah. How about uh >> Yeah, I'm out. >> 10 and nine zeros. >> Yeah, right. >> I thought I was just advising. You are in person. >> We're not qualified to identify. >> He's like, excuse me.

9:54 Uh, >> have you ever seen a dinosaur in the wild? Cuz until you've done that, you're just a guy who visits zoos. >> Have you seen a dinosaur? >> Probably not. >> Do you know the terror of looking down at the ground and just seeing the water shake? I feel like that's the guy who would go hide in the porta potty. >> Yeah. Leading up to this moment, >> dude. He chewed an Altoid. Oh, that's crazy. That Yeah, he's kind of insane. I think that's more than one. That's even crazier. >> You ready? >> Yeah. >> Well, all right. I was going to make a joke where it was like that wasn't an Altoid. That was speed. But I think it makes him more of a badass if it's actually an Altoid. >> I mean, cuz dude, Altoids are strong, bro. You chew into that. >> Yeah.

10:40 >> Holy [ __ ] >> Now, I'm pretty sure he grabbed a handful. >> Yeah, Altoids hurt so bad they hurt your feelings. >> Oh my god. >> Oh wow. >> I'm sorry. That's a villain look as well. Yep. >> Like like the straw fedora kind of had sunglasses. Instant villain, dude. >> Oh, hell yeah. >> What >> is Blade the new Blade? >> The new Blade. >> There's a favor of Zoro, but I can't. >> What? >> Why is that hard to believe? >> It's a little too risky for my boat. >> She's not paid off yet. So, I imagine you understand. >> Oh, no. This is negotiation right now, bro. >> Oh my god. Oh, so cute. >> That's a hell of a setback. You promise me we're screwed now. >> I'm sorry. They're No, they're >> No, they're they're playing. >> Yeah, >> you could double the number that you and

11:25 I spoke about and then I could take care of Duncan and his crew out on my end. >> You guys cook this up on the phone or just now? >> I'm just trying to help you out. >> For God's sakes. Fine. Agreed. >> Great. >> That easy, bro. It's a It's a pharmaceutical company, right? They could add a lot more zeros. >> Mhm. >> So, they just fleeced him out of $10 million. >> Yep. >> Is it 10? Yeah, it's 10. 10 with six. >> Yeah. Do you think Hey, how you been? Good. >> From what we've seen with all these movies, 10 million ain't >> ain't enough. >> That's a drop in the bucket for what I'd charge to go back to this place. >> Yes. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Listen, I'm not going to be able to do this. You know, I would love to as a favor for you. >> Oh, no. We ran it already. >> All right. Cool. >> We ran it already. >> So, when we leaving,

12:12 >> bro? Just ready to go. I >> Damn. Now that's a boat. It was abandoned after an accident. >> Uhhuh. >> Shocked. >> Get our three samples and get out as quickly as possible. >> There's even though >> Yo, >> what the >> Make no mistake. This is by no means a controlled environment. >> Here we are in the water with the big water dinosaur. >> Neurotoxins paralysis within a couple of seconds and then you survive. >> He's He's going to die first. >> Oh my god. Okay, listen. Try swallowing the giant ball of snot that's dangling around in the back of your throat. It's disgusting. Nobody wants to hear that. That's what you do,

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13:44 And if you want a more in-depth explanation, there's a video linked below in the description if you want to know more. Back to the video. >> Now, this is where I tell you it's a sin to kill a dinosaur. >> Is this Francis from Deadpool and the dude from uh Game of Thrones? >> Is Oh my god. >> Uh >> yeah, they changed him in the next season. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> No, that is him. >> Holy [ __ ] you're right. >> Yeah. Uh Dario Nalis. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Damn, I'm good. These darts collect blood samples. You get one shot each. >> Crazy. >> Wa. >> Are you imagine walking on a blood bank and that's what they bring out? >> I'm out. No, thank you. >> Fire a couple hundred feet in the air like a model rocket. >> What?

14:29 >> It takes their blood and then launches a parachute. >> I'll take the shot. >> Uh, that's fun. >> Let me show you something. Oh, she going to mess with him, isn't it? >> The ocean pushes him out, >> bro. That'd be crazy. >> You got sweat running in your eyes and you're close enough to look that thing right in the teeth. >> You got this. >> He said, "Well, actually, >> maybe you want to take the shot. >> Be my guest." >> Oh, really? If you insist, >> bro, that was too easy. >> Hell yeah. >> What job were you on? >> Simple training mission in Yemen. Couldn't have been more basic. Just a car bomb. >> Mhm. >> Out of nowhere. quick at least. >> Not really. >> Damn. Oh, >> you know what I actually missed?

15:15 >> My own mother's funeral. >> Oh, wow. >> Damn. >> Wow. >> That's terrible, Zora. >> Yeah. >> Oh, seriously. That's like the worst thing I've ever heard anybody do. >> Damn. >> So supportive of you. >> Oh. >> Please tell me you worked it out with Amelia. >> He didn't say yes immediately. >> Whenever we looked at each other, we just just saw our little boy. Oh. >> Oh. So, everyone's life here sucks. >> To go out of it alone. You know, >> I feel like you in this business. >> Yeah. There's probably a reason. >> Rich is nice, but it won't be enough. Do something that matters while there's still time. >> Okay. >> I hope he doesn't set off. I mean it. >> I do too. But God, I >> do not wait. >> Feel like we're having too much of an

16:01 emotional moment. Oh, yeah. Good guy. Mercenaries. >> Yeah. Dude, nothing bad ever happened while listening to Vampire Weekend. Yo, >> that's just a sailboat. [Music] >> What are you doing out here? >> So pretty, though. >> Oh, no. They dying, dude. >> That's right. I did it. Nah, dude. You You got a cute kid. You got a happy father spending time together in the middle of the ocean. Dead. >> Under under, around. >> Guys, ever wish you had a boring dad? We do. >> Damn. Good evening, Xavier. >> What's up? >> I slept like a baby. >> You You've got the wheel.

16:47 >> I am so tired. >> Oh my god, he sucks. >> It's your shift, Xavier. Come on, man. >> Reuben, can we just anchor? >> Oh, he's totally going to die, >> dude. What a We only carry 50 m of anchor chain. >> Kind of sounds like somebody should have thought about that before we left. >> No way. >> I'm fine. Yes, >> I I got it. Perfect. I'm fine. You're the best. >> I would leave him wherever we went. >> I would just kick him off the boat right now. >> Look at this dude. >> I love this stuff. >> He sucks. >> What? >> He just took candy from a child. >> Yeah, >> he wasn't given the candy. He took candy. >> Girl, you need to find you a new boyfriend. >> I didn't say a word. >> Good. >> Bet your boyfriend's a piece of [ __ ] loser. >> Guess I'd hope it would just be the three of us. >> I'd be like, "Sweetie, your boyfriend sucks."

17:32 What are those? >> Those are my chocolate. >> Oh, those look like scales or spikes. >> Don't Don't go near it. >> Dolphins. >> Just keep sailing. Just keep sailing. Just keep sailing. >> Sails. >> Oh boy. >> Y'all need to just start sailing in the opposite direction, though. >> Yo, for real. >> Yo. >> Uh-uh. Bro, that is a crazy decision, dude. It's like they're going dude fishing. >> I swear to God, if the dad dies here, I'm going be so mad. >> No, honey. It's not your no one. Barely any left. >> Holy crap. Oh god. Oh [ __ ]

18:19 >> It's a You know what? It's a You know what, >> dude? That thing is huge. Oh [ __ ] >> Oh, dude. The only thing I hope is that the boyfriend drowns in there. Yeah, I know. I was just thinking that. >> I'll get him. Get to the song. Get to >> Oh my god. If the dad dies saving this piece of [ __ ] >> I'm going to be so mad. Oh [ __ ] This turned into Jaws, dude. I'm here for it. Let's go. >> Dude, Xavier never held the flashlight for his dad and it shows. I said flashlight. >> You said flashlight. >> That's what happens when you make two different jokes at the same time. >> Oh. Oh no. >> Oh yeah, he's dead, dude. >> They're calling for Xavier, but not Dad.

19:04 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. >> Damn. Give him a second. I'll go back now. >> No. >> Keep looking. >> Stay on the boat. >> Oh. Oh, dude. Oh, he's so dead. [Music] >> No. No. Don't do this. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Oh man. >> Oh no. It knows where they are, though. >> Oh, dude. This would be horrifying. >> Uh-oh. Well, that was one of the fins. There were two sets of fins. >> Yeah, that was a completely different one of the fins was like bright yellow and there was two of them. >> Oh my god, they all lived. >> No, I was expecting like one of those things to where it's like you see like the killer whales go up on land to get the seals or whatever. >> Singing about that. >> Yeah, >> they say if you can sleep the night

19:50 before, you should probably quit. >> You don't hear that much in museum work. You want to sit down? >> No. Y'all need to watch Bridgetgerton, dude. You would dig it. >> What are you like a mercenary? >> Uh, situational security and reaction. >> A mercenary. >> Yep. >> So, a mercenary then. [Music] >> Well, I have never been shot at. >> There's still time. >> Like, why did you have to say that? >> Good night, doctor. >> Good night. He's like, "I should have stayed home." >> Yeah. There' probably be something like exhilarating about it, though. >> Oh, yeah. >> Like until the fear actually does set in. Like >> if it's the thing you've been studying for years and you actually get the chance to see one up close.

20:39 >> Oh, we're bringing the family on board, dude. >> Oh [ __ ] >> See, we're talking about tens of millions of dollars here. >> Okay. I have to agree with Mr. um Ata the Mosasaur first. It's so Yeah, you're you're a [ __ ] pharmaceuticals >> Yeah. >> person. Obviously, you don't care about human life. >> Declare new course. >> Yeah. It's like this is my boat, so I will decide where we go. >> We're search and rescue now. It's my charter. >> It's my boat. >> My boat. >> It's my boat. >> Yeah. >> I'm the captain on this. >> Nice, dude. >> Yeah. >> I'm the captain on this boat. Look at me. Look at me. Shut the up. >> Kill Xavier. eat his flesh. It's just an idea. >> Oh my god. Hey, >> I got it. >> Hey. Hey,

21:26 >> it's like perfect, right? They gave us a sweet family that like we're going to root for. Somebody that we don't care if he gets eaten, >> right? >> Well, what is your problem? >> The problem is you should have known better. How? There are 50,000 boats on this ocean right now. One was attacked by a muscle. >> His kid died, so he's like, "Okay, you know you're not pissed off at him." Okay, these kids are safe now. Yeah, I mean I guess I get it. You you lose your kid and you see somebody else putting their kid in danger. Like I get it. >> Hey, that guy greeted me out. What' I do? You greeted me out. >> He's like, you're giving me a vibe. >> All right. All right. Look. >> Hey, at least Xavier can read people, I guess. >> Yeah. >> He's like, I've heard villain. You're giving me villain. >> That's not an echo. >> What is it you need to get?

22:12 >> That's two signals. >> Dude, they're working together. >> It's mating season. It found us. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Hell yeah. >> Oh, Zoe's been tracking them since the >> It really wants to kill Xavier. >> Yep. >> It's trying to tell the daughter like, "Hey." >> Yeah, >> you deserve better. We're just looking out for you. >> Oh my god. >> There. Start. >> Okay. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Uh-oh. >> Oh god. >> It's beautiful. >> Holy crap. It's fast. Make it tight. >> I'm the king of the world. >> Come on. >> The size difference of like her compared

22:58 to it is crazy. >> I'm like waiting for it to go wrong. >> Yeah. >> It's going to go under. That's what's going to happen. They're going to lose visual of it. >> Take the shot. >> Oh my god. >> It is just having fun with them right now. up. >> Oh [ __ ] >> God, >> bro. Oh my god. This dude. >> Oh my god. >> [ __ ] Oh damn. >> Look at her. >> Holy [ __ ] >> He's not even looking like a tasty snack. >> Smile. You son of a [ __ ] >> Oh. Okay.

23:44 >> Does it work though? >> Sick. >> Yeah. I mean, that's awesome. But now you got to get away from it. It just tried to eat you. I don't think it's letting you get away. >> I know, right? That was intense. >> So, we got to remember one of these things they have to do can fly. >> Yeah. >> Yep. >> Yeah. That's crazy. >> She misses. >> Or he fell over. >> Yeah. Right. Nice rocket. >> Can we get this family off this boat now? >> The dinosaur is still swimming alongside y'all. >> No, he's gone now. Dinosaur realized the business was finished. >> Is that what it was? The dinosaur. >> Well, they were kind of like chasing after it, I guess. So, if they just

24:29 stopped. >> Well, what if we get the samples and we don't give them over to a company that makes a life-saving drug and then prices it so 99% of the planet can import it. >> Damn. >> Science is for all of us. Have you thought about that? She said $10 million. >> Well, then maybe you should start. >> Maybe you should stop. >> Like, are you going to pay me $20 million? >> They're They're back. >> Those poor little girl. Damn, bro. She look like she about to pass out. >> Spinosaurs. >> Uh-oh. >> Oh, they're they're being hunted. >> Those Spinosaurs, they help the Mosasaur hunt. >> They're circling you guys. They help it kill. This guy reminds me of Tranquilizer Terry from the Madagasc, you know, I ain't trying to be an [ __ ] man, but how do you miss a

25:16 whole ass dinosaur? >> Holy [ __ ] >> No, you called it, didn't you? You said he was going to be first. >> Sorry, Bobby. >> Bye, Bobby. Sucks to suck [Applause] the one of them movies. I'ming out of balls already. Uhoh. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh, it's almost like they learned how to hunt. >> Oh no. No. No. >> Not the kiddo. >> Oh my god. >> Oh no. >> Oh my god. That Oh my god. This man is a champion, dude. He's He's just with his ankle. >> Yeah. >> Oh, this is stressing me out, bro. My heart rate.

26:03 >> The Mosaur can't go in this shallow water. >> That's true. I guess at that point your best bet would be to get away from the big thing. >> That doesn't seem like he gives a >> I can't move my leg, honey. >> Oh, dude. He's cooked. >> I think he broke his ankle trying to lock it in to save her. >> The engine's overheated, >> dude. No way. >> Why do I felt the clerk's not going to be in the engine room very long? >> There's always the rich [ __ ] that ruins it, dude. >> He's going to break it, isn't he? Oh my god. >> Oh my god, dude. >> No, he's letting her, dude. [Music] >> Yo, no way.

26:51 >> And he redeems himself. >> He has been redeemed. Done. Do. That's crazy. >> Holy [ __ ] >> bro. Zero hesitation. Hell yeah. >> Hey, we need this [ __ ] together. >> What? That was weird. That was a weird decision. >> Well, I guess in his mind, he's like, honestly, these people are going to get us killed. I mean, they're being chased by the dinosaur. The dinosaur is chasing. >> Yeah. It's like the dinosaur is going to see them as a big meal as opposed to like, you know, they just itty bitty fish. >> Yep. Nah, dude. He's going to crack. Yep. Holy [ __ ] >> That's a smart dinosaur. >> Yes, it is. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. This movie is doing such a good job of making me feel like stressed. Yes.

27:36 >> Ah, >> damn. No life. >> Honestly, that probably would be your best bet, though. Just hope that it chases after the boat. >> Oh, dude. >> Oh my god. He's going to go down with his ship. >> It's fine. He's going to be fine, dude. [Music] >> Nailed it. >> Like a glove. Well then, >> I'm proud of him. Holy crap. Stressful ass movie, >> dude. Thank you. Jesus Christ. No. And what we are definitely learning, rent off Apple TV. Don't Don't rent off Amazon. >> Yep. >> I love you, Paul. Thank God I'm voting kill me. >> I knew he was creeping me. >> I was going to say Xavier called that [ __ ] dude. >> Yep. >> You know what, Xavier? Real hero.

28:23 >> Xavier may be lazy, but you know what? He he he shows up when it counts, right? I mean, he saved his daughter's life. >> Yep. At that point, it's like, "Yo, me and you might not get along, but >> like not even a hesitation either." >> He literally just just looked for the the life thing and just went right in the water. >> Oh, please die. >> If he dies by the end of the movie, >> I I I feel like he's going to get one or two other people killed and then he'll die. >> Yeah, I can see that. >> Keep moving. They're amphibious. >> They're amphibious. Yo, >> yo. So they just help old boy hunt in the water and then they go back to their land life. >> They get the scraps. >> Oh >> no, dude. It's already set up. Doesn't have his wife anymore cuz they split up

29:08 because of the sun. Sacrifice himself. And he was like, you know, do something in your life that makes it like, you know, >> he going to sacrifice. >> He's going to sacrifice himself. For the family. >> Yep. For the family. >> Happen with the family. And he's going to have to sacrifice. He's going to make that choice. >> Damn. Oh my god. My god, >> bro. Those things are huge. Oh, I don't like this. The way they're doing this shot. >> Uh. >> Oh, rip Nina, dude. >> And the paint and the Santa Marie. >> Yeah, the blood's in the water like >> Oh. Oh my >> holy. >> Whoa. >> That looks like it's coming from somewhere else. >> Yeah. >> Oh.

29:53 >> All right. I'd probably just leave that there. Dude, I feel like this every action adventure game now, too. There's like some calamity at the beginning and then like you they show like a full landscape scene to show you how pretty it is. >> You're like, "Oh, damn. >> It's actually kind of nice. >> All my friends just died." But it's so beautiful. >> Open world like Jurassic Park game would actually go so hard. So >> yeah. >> Isn't that what Ark is? >> Maybe, but not Ark. You know, >> they go, "Oh, wow man. This is this is my deathbed. Crazy how beautiful things are when humans aren't there to ruin it. >> Yeah. >> To work here didn't tell us everything that we need to know. >> Dinosaurs are dinosaurs. What difference does this make? >> Oh my god, dude. Really? >> Any that were malformed or just too damn hard for anybody to look at? We left

30:39 them here. >> Oh my god. >> Wait, so we got like a Five Nights at Freddy's? >> Why not just euthanize them? The average >> more like a dinosaur island of Dr. Maro. >> I want the money. You want the money. Your company wants all the money. We still have that case. >> So, it's like, "Hey, remember that family that was traveling with us?" >> Right. >> Where'd they go? >> We have to go now. >> Drop anything you can't carry all day. >> Let's try not to die. >> Oh, that's fantastic. Love that. >> Very pretty though. >> Mhm. And like Bree said, it's crazy what can happen when we don't [ __ ] it up. >> I mean, they literally had dinosaurs working with each other to hunt. Like that was wild. >> Mhm. >> Amphibious dinosaurs working with a

31:25 fullon >> Yep. >> Okay, we follow the pipes to the village. Somebody's got another idea. >> I have some weed. >> What? >> How the hell have you kept weed >> on international waters? >> You don't sweat. You do. Smoke. >> What? >> No. >> How' that weed survive the w him swimming? >> I mean, he said he's like, "It might be damp. I love he's still carrying that little water thing. >> N it's going to come in handy, dude. >> He going to need it. >> Yeah, the floaty. Yeah, at least it's a weapon. >> N he's going to use it. He's going to shove it sideways into like a dinosaur's mouth and they're going to be like, "Ah, I can't bite down. This thing's in my way." >> [ __ ] no. >> I've been on since I was 12. I studied under Alan Grant as a posttock. >> Oh, >> hey Alan.

32:11 >> I hate the jungle. I try to avoid it now. You can't see 3 feet in front of you and you always know you're being stalked. I refuse to die in the jungle. Feel like they're just foreshadowing his death and I hate it. It's >> the best chance of being fossilized that way. >> You're a weirdo. >> So, who's the next one to die? >> Uh, the guy who's not getting a lot of screen time. I don't know his name. French guy. >> The French guy. >> French guy. >> He hasn't talked as much. He might not be the first to die, but like he's definitely soon. I feel like >> don't we rule the earth? We got to be doing something right. >> We don't rule the earth. We just think we do. >> The good line. When the earth gets tired of us, believe me, it will shake us off like a summer cold. >> It's literally a George Carlin joke.

32:58 >> Holy crap. >> Nope. That's a nope rope. >> Little girl, please don't find a crazy little dinosaur. >> Oh, he's so cute. >> That okay, >> he looks like a mere cat. >> Oh my god, I love him, >> dude. Keep him. Bring him with you. Oh [ __ ] >> Hey, he wasn't doing nothing wrong. >> It's going to bring its homies, isn't it? I hope not. >> You jumped in after her. Respect for that. >> Whatever, Guapo. >> Okay. >> Dude, he's so weird. >> Let's do this. >> Oh [ __ ] He said, "You of my forest, Xavier, please don't keep hitting

33:43 bushes." >> Let's do this in like going that way though. Now, I will say he's growing on me. >> Oh my god. >> What are you doing? >> Scheming. >> Dude, don't drink that water. >> No, drink that water. >> What are you doing? >> Drink all that water. >> You don't know what that's downstream from. >> No, no, no, no. Let him cook, dude. >> I hope he gets poisoned with something in the water. Come on now. He sucks. >> Oh. >> Oh, he's going to get the God damn it. Now he's got a gun, dude. Oh, now he's got a gun. Bro, >> how funny would be if he knocked the gun off, he hit the ground and fired and like hit him. >> Or he or he accidentally pulls the trigger by hitting it with a stick and then shoots him in the head.

34:28 >> God, that would be wild. >> And then they're all on this like idea that like somebody shot him that they can't find. >> I just It's one of those things where like when you're traveling the forest, last thing you want to do is lag behind. >> Yeah, >> cuz there ain't no directions. >> Nope. >> I don't even know why she wants to be with me. Well, she she sees who you are. >> Thank God she doesn't. >> Are we just having this whole conversation like she's not potentially awake? >> Hey, other people may talk [ __ ] about us. But we don't have to do the job for them, otherwise it becomes true. >> Yeah, speak well about yourself. >> Well, I got to take a piss. >> Xavier, don't die. >> He's like, "This is getting too real for me. >> Please don't die, buddy." >> Now, I like that he's owning it, though, right? He's like, I don't know why she likes me. Like I am lazy. Like I ain't

35:14 gonna lie to you. Why are we zooming in on the child? Oh, it's back. >> He's like, "Yo, >> I hope she gives it a name." >> I don't like the music that's playing. He's like, "Hey, hey, hey, you want to buy some drugs? >> Hey, >> dude. He's literally like a squirrel." >> He really is. >> Can I You want some dinosaur drugs? >> Can I just take a moment just to explain to you our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? >> Oh my god. >> Damn, she's hitting it with the [Laughter] Give a little boop on the nose. Sounds like a pug. >> It's like flashing. >> Oh my god, it does. >> Oh my god. If it cuddles with her. Oh my god, it's so cute. >> Uh-oh. Uh-oh. >> Oh, there's something back there. >> Uh-oh. He's being hunted.

36:01 >> Oh my god. Is that a >> Oh no, >> that's a raptor. Dude, what if it pulls up beside him just to piss? >> Bro, mid piss, >> dude. That's crazy. Holy [ __ ] dude. Don't turn around. Don't turn around. >> Don't turn around. Don't turn around. Don't turn around. There you go. He's like, "Just keep pissing. Just keep pissing." >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. I just got blood sprayed on, >> dude. I think it was water. I don't >> The lesson right there, man. doing such a good job at like making us think they're about to kill off somebody. >> There's always a bigger predator. >> Well, he's like, I don't have to worry about

36:50 >> you know that burns, dude. Yeah. >> No, I'm sure it's in that situation. You hear a noise, you grab on lock up, dude. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Oh my god. Thank god he didn't fart, dude. Or it been over, >> dude. Imagine. Cuz remember, sometimes there is no rain without thunder. >> Well, time to be hunted by uh some raptors. >> You know, my thing is too though, like bro squeezed that rag earlier and the blood just went down his arm. Did he ever wash that off? >> Probably not >> cuz he's just going to smell like blood. >> He's just scent tracking. Yeah. >> Yeah. Like I mean he just smeared A1 all over himself in the middle of a steakhouse. So Oh. Oh my god. >> Like are you [ __ ] kidding me? >> I would hit him with the train gun. You want one? >> Uhoh. >> Oh [ __ ] What the

37:36 >> That's a tail. >> What? >> Uh, is that the thing in the water earlier? >> Earth, >> dude. That's almost like the giant white snake in in Sakuro, >> dude. >> Holy [ __ ] >> So pretty. >> I mean, they said they're splicing DNAs, right? >> Titanosaurus. >> That's like one of them they needed. Yeah, >> I think so. >> Oh my god. They can make their tails. >> Oh my god. So cute. They can make their tails into a heart >> and their necks. >> Yeah, whatever. >> Oh. Oh, yeah. Yo, they about to be They about to >> She about to get that Titan dick. >> They're so in love, >> dude. That one's got like spines going down. >> Yeah. Look at it, dude. Oh, they like to be choked and [ __ ] That's crazy.

38:26 >> Nah, I get it. I get it. >> Same. I would be losing it. >> Bro, take the shot. What the are we waiting on? >> It's a beautiful moment. >> Yo, I I'm getting paid $10 million to get the out of there. >> Very rarely have they ever seen dinosaurs show affection like this. >> These are also mutation mutated dinosaurs. >> And they're huge. >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] >> He's aware. Oh no, he's aroused. >> They're herbivores. He's aroused. He's here. >> How can you shoot a dinosaur right now while they're like madly in love while they're doing the song? >> I feel like in that moment they're just

39:11 like worth it. This whole thing was so worth it. >> Totally worth two of her friends dying and >> go long. >> Dude, they are huge though. >> Yeah, they are. >> Oh my god. So many of them. >> We okay with >> Okay, why not, dude? >> The girl. I feel like it would follow you without food. The bonding, >> dude. Give me this in a backpack on Fortnite. >> I'm naming her Dolores. >> Good thing is you're alive. >> You're talking. >> Is you're alive. >> I'm taking her home with me. >> Oh, that may or may not. >> Hell yeah, dude. >> Yeah, Dolores. Just riding along, dude. >> Give me a backpack. >> That needs a Fortnite backpack, right? Yo, you know what? Just let me be a T-Rex in Fortnite.

39:58 >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> Yo, my man's leg is >> not going to get any better with this, >> bro. Xavier just stay winning at this point. >> Where's Dolores? >> A there's Dolores. Dolores. What the dude? I'm never getting this backpack again. Oh, I think I found what the smell was. >> Oh god. >> That's got to smell so bad. >> That's fresh, too. >> It's actually genuinely shocking that stuff still isn't like munching on it. That's a lot of meat. >> Ah, my bad. I did not mean to weld that into

40:43 existence. >> The anti. >> Damn it, Sean. Wait, are these the spitters? It's the boys. I'm about it. Let's go. Start spitting. Hua. >> Huh? >> Uh, two is running. That means something bigger's coming. >> Yep. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] dude. It's right there. >> Oh, it's right there. Right there. And right there. >> Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Holy [ __ ] It's a T-Rex taking a nap. That's awesome. >> It's the napping right Give him a little belly rub. >> Oh, the boat's not even done. >> Oh, damn. It's Apple. Oh, no. It's bats. Now she's got rabies and going to get eaten by a T-Rex. >> You have to go. It's not safe.

41:29 >> It's like, dude, I'm trying to pull you away. >> What are you doing, >> girl? The water is right there. >> Girl, girl, no way. Please don't >> in the water. It's just gonna sink. She She's going to activate it. >> Well, >> oh. Oh, it didn't it didn't. Oh, damn. >> Oh, damn. >> [ __ ] >> Damn, >> bro. And like bright [ __ ] yellow. >> Maybe they're color blind. It's like come eat me. [Music] >> Come on. It's >> crazy to think like they're just curious right now. It kind of just seems like he's curious. >> Yeah. Yeah. Curious what they taste like. >> Oh.

42:15 This is not my area. Get that [ __ ] out of here. >> Hitting him with the mat. >> Don't you know this chokes turtles? >> What doesn't choke turtles? Dear God, I love turtles, but damn, they got to get it together. >> Yeah, for an animal that can like pull it in. It's just an environmentally friendly T-Rex. >> He's a guy ain't going to kill you. >> Technically, he just littered humans everywhere. So >> Oh, no way. Is he just going to open his mouth and let them come into it? She phrasing. >> It tried. It tried. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> Nah. A T-Rex that let you come in its mouth. That's a good girl right there. [Laughter]

43:01 >> Bro, she's about to be a hot pocket. Oh my god. >> Oh my god. What the hell is this thing made of? >> Actually, what is that thing made of? That was kind of impressive. >> Oh, damn. >> They said this is my Twinkie, >> dude. It's like the Crash Bandicoot. >> I was just thinking that. >> Damn. >> Wow. It scratched it all up, too. >> Yeah. Whatever it got its head stuck like it didn't have no butter. Like that hurt, man. Man, if only someone didn't try to inflate the boat right there. They just floated the boat down the stream.

43:47 >> He's like, >> don't you feel stupid now? >> You're right. You're right. I feel real stupid right now. That's an invincible boat, dude. >> Dude, what does that boat mean, bro? I don't know. >> That's a Kevlar boat. >> They spent some money making sure that they didn't bite through that boat. >> Actually, that would make sense. >> Dinosaur proof. Dinosaur proof. dinosaur. >> Why would they not make the [ __ ] there dinosaur proof? >> It's a good point. >> I mean, I guess you would kind of hope that an emergency raft like that wouldn't hop easily. >> No, I mean like they probably literally made it for there >> specifically like Kevlar like >> cuz if they're in the water with other aquatic dinosaurs then >> they need to be able to survive. >> Hell no. Don't like that. Don't like that. >> That little raft the thing that they

44:33 have probably was like a multi-million dollar like emergency raft. >> Yeah. Like if that was the case, damn, >> I am blown away this man has has survived this long. >> Can you imagine spending multi-million dollars on an emergency raft when all it took was one one candy bar to take you down? >> Try and get it from the parent, but they're a flying carnival the size of an >> nuts. >> Yeah, that's Yeah, it's packed with peanuts. >> Yep. >> The Snickers. >> It's a That was real real delicious. Real delicious. >> You want something else? >> I ain't getting anywhere near the edge of that thing. >> Get you some gamer stuffs, Billy. You just go Billy at checkout. Okay. It's delicious. >> No, >> it may survive the dinosaurs. I don't know. >> No, no, no. Okay. Oh, no. Here's where he dies. >> Oh, you What are you doing? >> No. No. They keep playing this man in situations where he should die.

45:21 >> Okay. >> Yep. That would be crawling back. Nope. >> Yeah. No. I would be that guy against the rock. Dude, y'all can look over the edge if you want. >> Oh, no. No. He's not going to be ready for this at all. Dude, >> he's trying to look so cool. >> Nah. my fat ass, bro. I'd be dropping like a meteor. >> Just don't look down. >> Never in my life. >> Yeah, that's the hole I would make right there when I landed. >> God. >> Damn. Already. >> It's fun, right? >> No. No. >> He said, "Don't be a [ __ ] Don't be a [ __ ] Don't be a [ __ ] >> Can't Can't be a [ __ ] in front of ScarJo." >> Um is a shrine. >> What the hell? >> It's probably like a point for like uh uh people to go in and just look at [ __ ] I think we're going to need a couple minutes here.

46:06 >> It's a miracle. >> Um >> Oh [ __ ] >> It's the nest. Um >> some kind of ancient temple, >> dude. Would an egg work? >> I don't know. >> I don't make any money in that scenario. >> Oh no, you're broke as hell. >> Yeah, I don't love that part. >> I feel like knowing that though is you would do that and then some [ __ ] multi-billion dollar corporation would like find a way to patent it. >> Oh no, they would create just a variant of it. patent that and then somehow like own the rights to the rest of it. Yeah. >> Oh yeah. N dude. Yep. Oh, dude. He thought it was a French guy sees you. He is a kebab. >> Got it. >> Oh [ __ ] >> What are you doing in my swamp?

46:53 >> Dude, the beak on that thing is crazy. >> Oh, kick that bird. Kick the bird. Good shot. Damn. Oh [ __ ] >> I think the not. >> Oh my god, dude. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> Holy crap. >> But yeah, cuz they're all pulied together, right? >> Yep. >> So if one's going up, >> save me, Peter Parker. >> Oh my god. It's like that scene in the Cusco. >> It's Cusco's poison. Emperor >> poison for Cusco. >> Pull the lever. Wrong lever. >> So, what are you going to do once it gets up the top of the mountain?

47:40 >> Uh, panic. I honestly don't >> throw these hands, bro. >> I'm out of rock face, but I ain't >> Oh my god. Oh, damn. Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh, damn. Oh, damn. Oh, >> well, dude. Just being eaten like that just in one hole. That would be horrifying. Probably alive. >> His bones probably shattered when it like bit down and and yeah, he's just inside just dying slowly. >> Oh [ __ ] Oh no. >> Oh [ __ ] dude. >> No way. >> Henry, there's no way. >> Water. Water. Yep. >> Oh, those little dudes. It's the little

48:27 guys. >> Uhoh. >> Dude, they're here to talk some [ __ ] Hello, >> dude. That's crazy. Nah, bro. With my luck, it would have landed and it would have shattered. >> Let's go home. >> Nah, we still haven't seen that thing from the beginning. >> Well, they've already lost like three people. >> Yeah, I'm just happy the family's still alive. So now the pharmacy rep's gonna die. >> Can only >> I don't know, man. I feel like Yeah, probably. >> Or no, he'll live just so they can be like, "No, we're going to open source it." >> Yeah, you're right. They got to have >> And he's going to have the gun. He's like, "Give it here. You can open source it. >> Give it here. I'll shoot you."

49:14 >> Yeah. >> And then the dinosaurs will eat them. >> Yeah. I'm going to open a source in your chest. >> The gun has not come in play yet. >> Yeah. And that definitely will. But meanwhile, when he's about to shoot him, the T-Rex comes from behind and gets his ass. >> That's what it is. >> Cuz once again, the T-Rex is the hero. >> Always the hero. >> The humans, the ponds. >> It's actually kind of crazy how far those pipes expanded throughout the island. >> Mhm. >> Dude, that little girl's aged like 15 years in the span of like 4 hours. >> It's like 10,000 volts, but they just crawl over it. >> What the hell is that thing? >> Yes, dude. Looks like a looks like a Warhammer machine, dude. Like that's a >> Hey, there's footprints here. Theresa, >> they could be anything. That could be animals. It could be

49:59 >> in Nikes. Listen, >> right now. And we don't even know if you survived the rocks. Okay, >> he doesn't want to find them. >> No, he doesn't. >> Cuz she will tell them why she fell in the water. >> No, no. You looked right at me and you let me fall. >> She's lying. >> Yeah, if she's lying, then why you have a gun? Because she's hysterical. >> That's not going to happen. >> No, I'm not hysterical. I'm homicidal. Valid. >> What's the guy with the gun? >> Enough. >> The only people who have guns and don't deescalate are cops. >> It's a generator. >> That's not a generator. >> The generator sounds angry. >> Maybe this place is deserted in the daytime. >> Not so deserted at night. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh no. That makes sense why it's not deserted at night.

50:46 >> Dude, the dinosaurs just want to come dance, dude. to stand by me. >> The dino disco. >> It's going to be the raptors, isn't it? >> Hanging out. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Gas station. >> What the [ __ ] is that? >> Oh [ __ ] >> That's all bad, dude. >> Yeah, that's bad, >> dude. What are those things? >> Now, they did a real good job with these like mutated creatures, like allowing them to kind of look real but just distorted. >> Snickers. >> The branding though. >> I don't know. They're mutant as [ __ ] Come on, get nothing back. >> A little buddy. Your Lego [ __ ] snacks. >> Let me guess. Something else is scary inside there. Uh-oh. It's gone. >> Is that thing?

51:36 You're firing a gun at a gas station, right? >> Yeah. Use all your bullets on the dinosaur. >> Well, we knew that was going to come back into play. You found us. >> He's like, I would do anything for some Twizzlers. >> I'm going to eat you all up. >> Oh my god, dude. The reflection in the water's crazy. >> It was like a turd from my butt. >> Nah, dude. Props to her. That was genius. [Applause] said, "Damn, I look good." He said, "Oh [ __ ] have you lost weight, bro?"

52:29 Feel like one of the best things you can do in this situation is just shake up a can of soda and then just like throw it as you open it. >> Let it No, just let it explode against something. >> Yeah. That way it just starts squirting, spraying everywhere. Y'all in the y'all in the really really loud crunchy bag aisle, >> man. Interesting how all them chip brands are nice nice and easily shown. >> Yeah. >> I will say if there's a bag of Sun Chips there, they're all dead. That's the loudest [ __ ] ever. >> Well, you got infinite snacks right next to you. >> Oh, smart. >> Hey, there's a tunnel system. It goes under the whole island. Since Jurassic Park though or Jurassic World, I'm sure they made a dinosaur that specifically is made to be stuck in vents and tunnels. >> Oh yeah, 100%. What the hell is that? >> The venttosaurus.

53:17 >> Shine light at him, dude. They're going to be able to see it. >> Don't let him leave. >> That's not good. >> Oh, >> it's awake now, isn't it? >> Oh, no. No, no. >> The T-Rex. [ __ ] >> That's >> not the T-Rex. >> That [ __ ] creature. The T-Rex, baby. >> He's just gonna leave her. >> No way. What a [ __ ] idiot, dude. >> He's just trying. >> Pedestrian ahead. [Laughter] >> Okay, it's okay. >> Oh [ __ ] No way. Dude, >> Sean, I swear to God,

54:04 Ain't no >> Phantosaurus. >> Oh my god. >> Shut up, Sean. Get out of here, dude. >> No more balls. >> My man just literally just calling out new dinosaurs. >> It's a gift and a curse. >> Oh, I'll hit it. >> Hell yeah. Get >> Hey, come back. Damn, dude. >> Well, >> oh, nice. That's convenient. >> I see it. Coming left. >> Run, run, run, run, run. >> Oh god. >> Oh my god, >> bro. Look at that creature. Dominator Rex.

54:50 >> Oh my god. >> Has a snack. He >> looks like an alien, dude. Bro, >> it looks like the aliens from Oh, what game is it? >> Holy [ __ ] >> Get out of there fast. >> Get the out of there fast. >> Resistance. It looks like one of them creatures. >> Did you see that thing? >> Get inside. Get inside. >> Get outside. Get outside. >> Hey, I'm not going to let you get hurt. Okay. >> Damn it, Sean. >> There's no way he doesn't sacrifice. >> Also, don't forget she always has a plan B. >> Yeah, true. So, I'm sure if this doesn't work out, she's got another plan. >> This man is wild. >> Doing something else. >> I mean, he's doing a great job

55:36 attracting everything to him. >> I I'll go. I'll go. >> Can you fit through? >> I'm trying. >> It's going to be the little girl, isn't it? >> Yeah. >> Maybe we can lift it. >> Said, "Hey, what are you doing down there?" >> He's Have you seen my brother? >> Oh, Isabella. Oh my god. Oh no, dude. Look at thating thing. >> Holy [ __ ] >> That is a >> abomination. >> It has six arms. >> Oh, hey, look. Oh, >> this dumbass just arrived. Oh yes. >> So, where you going? >> Oh, hell yeah, dude. Oh, this is going

56:22 to be so satisfying. Dude, just close the gate. >> Yep. >> Well, >> yes. >> Awesome. >> Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] >> Oh, that baby arms. >> Damn. Yeah. Well, that was tasty, >> dude. It's got baby arms. It's got big arms. >> Yeah. I'm glad he could lend a hand in the end. >> Yep. >> Wait, Isabella's mom Isabella's parents are going to show up. That's what's going to happen. >> Give me the flash. >> God damn it. >> Oh no. >> Come on.

57:08 >> I knew it. >> Come on. >> Sinclair. >> Yeah. >> No, it was >> I knew it. >> Come here. Just wait. >> No. As soon as man's earlier said like, "Oh, you got to make it mean something. >> Get the kids. Save them. [Music] >> N that shit's crazy, dude. Feel like I would have at least attempted like set some [ __ ] on fire and try to dip. Take off. Bro, >> this is the boat we're doing. This is what we're using to get out of here, Duncan. >> Come on, Duncan. We have to go.

57:53 >> Oh, damn. The flare went out, dude. >> We didn't see him die, though. >> We didn't see him die. >> Oh my god. >> So, it can't swim. >> You just want to make friends. >> That thing ising crazy. >> It's got like the puss sack on the front of its head, too. >> Yeah, dude. That thing's got a >> It's got like eight arms. I cannot believe the whole family survived. >> It was just a family vacation for them, dude. >> Oh, Dad, >> turn the boat around. >> Isn't it attracted to light, though? >> I mean, I think they're far enough away. Yeah.

58:39 >> Oh, thank God. >> You You said that he he didn't get seen. >> Well, he said he ain't going to die in the jungle. >> Yeah, cuz I feel like you could just like toss it off to the side. Don't go underwater. >> Yeah. >> Distracted at least enough to get away. >> Yeah. [Music] >> Xavier grew up to be a man. >> Well, it's like at that point like you would trust her trust him at that point to like keep her safe. >> Oh, yeah. >> We'll give it to everyone. >> The piano Jurassic Park song is so nice. >> Dolphins. That would be pretty reassuring at that point. Like, >> yeah, it's like nothing's around. >> No dinos, normal animals.

59:27 >> So, they're going to change the DNA and we're going to start having dinosaur people. >> What? >> And that's how they're going to continue the line >> is that that that's >> Yep. Dino people. >> Good movie. Good movie. >> Yeah, I liked it. That was fun. >> Good movie. >> You know what they should do is make a kid show of that little girl and her dinosaur. That would be genius. >> And then and then it's a dinosaur show about them learning about dinosaurs. >> Now, don't bring up. >> Don't bring up Jurassic Park shows cuz they're going to ask us to watch like that series. >> That's true. They've asked for a thousand times. Be the joy. >> Oh, do I know him from uh shoot. >> Hey, Billy, you made it to the end of the video. You know what that means? That means you're a top tier Billy. You know what top tier Billies do? They read our web comic, Billy Ends the World. Links in the description box below. Go

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