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0:00 Hey guys, I'm finally going to review it. Sponge Out of Water, the second Spongebob movie. Well, I got to say it was best to worse. This was best to worse. First, there was the best Spongebob movie ever, but there was the the worst. One, the B the Burger Bear were sus. Two, Damian Dam robot. Why three was for Clinton and four go? Yeah. Uh let's talk about the plot point man. I'm not going to show you what purp it's a film version of the logo. See
0:47 they all got it's a pirate style like this over here in the poster. It's brand new and wait reviewing begin. All right, before we do that, I know how about Lego. So, well, the was um pretty um I know I know what say looking. Yeah, looking. Here's the version of the key to see. This kind of feels accurate. This kind of feels accurate. Oh god, this is so accurate. So yeah burger beard and he is a p name burger beard. Yeah and he's trying to get a book trying to steal a book the way Private.
1:32 Yeah. So he still but he was full of booty traps but also there was a skeleton that kick his booty but skeleton I got to roast you. Oh part of Jack skeleton looking ass. Oh, part of [ __ ] R looking at but I'm not here for to roast. I need to focus on the review of the review. I need to focus on this. So the seagulls sequels were putting cards until B in the partnership and he tells a story of Spongebob. Yeah, Burger was telling the story by Spongebob but but then he geted by the seagulls in sele theme song which I thought was pretty good. There was actually dubs like there is no but there was no D inclusion like
2:17 the French dub or the Spanish dub or a dubs and this was going so well so bird had show up and ruined it. So B was so the point of the of the birds sorry B was so deport but why what does Ber and your skeleton appearance I'm sorry but you are not f of Freddy's you are not f of Freddy's no pretty serious you guys don't work at pizzeria I don't want to say but we can on the review that he'll let Burger bear f story as long they stop sing like seriously seagulls. Oh my god. I know movie there. They're not right. And Burberry contin tell the story of Spongebob, but what is
3:04 that crap over there? Wait a bit crap over there. And B said lo Patrick and Gary and way they say Patrick and Gary. We say Patrick. Gary transform into Patrick. Whoa. I never knew ST could do that. Gary, you are not Morocco's laybug. So you can't transform today. Do I need [ __ ] review man bro? That's that's magical spider. If they magical spider this dude's Gary is lab of win le my guy but guess what they didn't include you in the show according this cuz my nickelo Disney oh what am I doing I didn't focus on the review so Spongebob loves bubbles
3:51 and lobby dropping the cush crab let's talk like that and oh dear god what happened to him? Did he die? Who killed him? Or did they got hurt? Who killed? Who got his leg? Who made his leg? No, no, no. I know who it was. Blaze. Yeah, Blaze. That was Blaze. That was Blaze waste ass. But I need [ __ ] review. Don't know why I'm saying that cuz I I'm distracting myself. But Blaze came out in I don't know what year came out and SP was released in 1999. And that was the year before I was born. Yes, guys. I was born in 2009. Oh, what am I doing? I got another view. So, please we're going we're going off with this guy now. Yes, it's coming to you guys and going do go on plankton. Well, plankton was getting
4:38 tired be popular getting tired of McDonald's being popular and this episode a cream episode is cream episode. But okay guys, it's not real. It's just a creep family. So play guitar and know he does cuz that's his main goal. Yeah, his main goal. Come on, he's evil. It's literally the freaking name. Damn. And why you do that? Cuz look at Chum. It's disgusting. And Blank didn't talk to Bur say this is necessary. What? You're literally talking to Burbeard. Can't you hear him? I know he can cuz he has good chance cuz
5:24 he has good chance but right now it's miss try his best to stop him but man but man guys the le the ref that the weep bone has returned. Yeah we rollers have returned. I guess it was only there and we bro and squid skip that cuz I don't know. Anyways, once again, who was trying was trying to sell to you for one. I guess his goal was only there. Yeah, it was only there. It's a major plan. Also, can you imagine he calls Karen a laptop? I mean, Karen, you are a computer and laptop electronics. Somebody has a right to call your laptop. Why? Cuz you're a computer. So, but I didn't realize there
6:10 was there was a there was an alarm. I didn't I didn't know the credit card had alarm. I mean, it did have alarm and fun, but seriously, why why would you put a brother in there? And I know thinking that was kind of like that was kind of like a Christmas light. So, Pton had a nice plan. He had a nice plan to play the ball with that ball and Mr. Crash was bullying Plankton and Spongebob was watching him. TZ, let me roll the clip. I I'm not joking. Spongebob is a pedophile. So Thomas Crash thought it was a real thought was a robot. Wait, if
6:57 it was not a Crab was it means Oh no. You know what it is, guys? The Crab was shut down. But guess what? Mr. Krabs went and bar the the lock and start shouting pl like he sounds really angry. Oh yeah, by the way, the poor actually disappeared. Why? I don't know. So Mr. Crab was accusing was accusing Plankton and he starts locking him in his table. Wow. They made angry and told not joke and what is it and it was Timmy Timmy bad for plugin and plugin wouldn't believe it and Mr. Crab would show him and he starts to get tortured by Spongebob's laugh. Wait, is love a weapon? Who went
7:46 here and say Mr. Krabs? Hey, to exhibit it. Oh yeah. And Plankton thanks Squidward. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Plankton's a badass. He He can actually be be Squidward's little brother. And he also says refunds. And it was worth refund. And Mr. puts out a letter to say refunds. So he went and he told to get Mr. C how we do that how we do that he he for gone and Mr. CR finally believed him and the first finish and ref score his belt while he was reading. Wow. Oh my god that is teasy. Let me roll the clip again.
8:35 Not only was a pair file, but the official pair falls too mis I'll give you a hit. He's tiny and green evil and it's plankton. Yep, it was plankton, but it wasn't him. The for lit appears, but oh my god, you not believe this. M actually appears in that movie. Wait, has he appeared yet? Oh no. So M P actually plays on drums. Wow, that made it ugly there. So they all went through a ch bucket to kill plankton. So bucket telling Karen that the formula's gone cuz the formula is gone. And Ken was trying to warn Plankton and like chef
9:20 when he said not now and Mr. CR with two saying not now in B when they hate that now they hate the B reveals now the movie reveal sorry so trying to warn the about the angry mom side so M said we have what are we and trying to tell M that he didn't have it disappeared like I told you so had a plan to plan it so he decided he decided to he he decided to go with that bubble and fly away. Look what they see here. Bro, they're busy looking at Mr. Krabs. Ty, let me go to the pimp again. >> Enough of that. Just get a new review already. I know CL, but wait again.
10:08 Fine. Bro, not only Spongebob and the fish are paraphiles, but also SC the official paraphiles, too. This is supposed to be a kids movie and you got everyone else being pedophiles. Stop being pedophiles. I know about this. Boom. The whole go wrong way. You'll punk us up again. Fine, I'll get the B for Simmons. So, what they were done was pretty sus is because the seagulls were freaking out about Spongebob. They were freaking out about it. They were actually freaking out about trouble. Seriously, calm the heck down. Like,
10:55 calm the heck down. When will we learn? Sorry for the guys. I'm very sorry if we could have over. I'm sorry. Sorry. We're I'm very sorry. Let's get Let's get the review. And you thought it was going to be right. Wrong. The the single said B we're having a tug of war and the the bird said you got to win this pirate or else going. So the other seagulls flew drop draw the the the see where Spongebob where Spongebob is. Patrick starts to order and says we're right now. So Pat said no cray patties and he yells no
11:42 and w apocalypse like seriously all characters you are not moral. So were trying to about teamwork. It says TM1 and yes the character I've been fighting waiting for. The character I've been fighting waiting for Sandy Ch. I knew she gonna be in the movie. So talking about the news scene when they and then he says, "Come on, tell me it's going to be a long night." So uh so the news announcer was trying when he's trying to announce that the key was under attack or something like that. And the random purple guy just came here to
12:29 say the love the secret. Oh wait, so asked the question, what is the secret? Wait, it's love. The secret ingredient is love. Perk versus you poor knuckad. I was gonna say, but still not head. I'm not gonna swear. I'm not gonna swear. And Sandy just found the end that book that page she found a page that says the end and she became apocalypse. I don't know what's the transformation about like I don't care still trying to teach about teamwork and then do something about h the mill something muck in the mail and then they all pop the bubble boy pop the bubble and he
13:17 flew he blew the bubble then he asked Patrick Sandy and Gary to join the team and Patrick please stop doing that just please head cuz you got a black eye so all things this is the And oh it's the end you the end of you then you Patrick and you will got put into a lamp by a cyclop. So P makes a complete lie like he makes a complete lie and saying and saying that it'll go back the way it were and then he starts looking for a secret formula what you bad bad liar and then he got stuck by the brain and knows he's been up to something and knows he was looking for and he's saying if we're going to be on the same team and then yells at saying maybe I don't want to be on TM what do you think of that and then
14:02 he start singing the teamwork sign But maybe you thought he was going to sing his teamwork song for one of the pets. No, he said he was doing like sing song. They didn't steal from wonder pets. That's good cuz the Koreans. We see you for that. We'll see you for that sing song. Go to this teamwork. We could do anything we have. Don't you think so, my friend? Also, I'm not going to play a song. Why? Cuz I get copyrighted. I put it in. I got to roast you like I did to PL. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this skeleton. Oh, now what is remind me of? Wait a second. Oh, black baloney looking ass. Baloney is our family friend that we made up ourselves. Looking ass. You look at the black
14:50 baloney from anime. I b you baloney cuz I remember your black ass like Spongebob. What is your transformation? First your friend's lady laybug. Now you're a transformer. Old fake ass flower looking ass. I bet she doesn't want to date you. She would rather kiss a toilet seat and call a day. That's that's what your breath tastes like. By a transport that's turners. Get the freak out. Now with the madness he done now the m to get a back and what is it? Bill machine. You're in the NFL. You're the FA. We're doing Nickelodeon. What the heck? Why ni here? Also, Clayton be bubbles, not balls of power. Just
15:36 bubbles up. And guess what, guys? They [ __ ] up Jupiter and Saturn. I swear I'm not trying to say that cuz they [ __ ] up. But I'm sorry word, but yeah, I swear. Pro swear. So both mad that they exped so they so they run back time machine. Oh suspicious looking ass. So the only that comes of ourselves