We BINGED **DOCTOR WHO** Series 1

0:00 Billy the Doctor Who saath begins we're doing it now I'm so excited because you guys yo mute your phone shut up please silence all devices while the movie is playing thank you yeah I'm Ru if you're new here hi how you doing I have to send my sister $200 because she bought like eight shirts introduce yourself thanks R you're welcome I'm Sean I'm Eric I'm the Dei hire it's true it's true we needed to get aone and it's better if you put a woman's name on it oh yeah Eric not on mushrooms this time no I I am I am also not on mushrooms this time yeah no quick pause quick pause quick pause Eric is not on mushrooms this time I also am not why did we wait hold on why did we not put that in the title for the Twilight video wait what oh the title for the Twilight video we we we didn't put on

0:46 that you were on mushrooms yeah no we got to change that later yeah we do so I'm babe I'm going to let you know right now yeah yeah honey yeah yeah logic [ __ ] it ain't going to work for this show not the amount of people that just like he called him not not at all dude it ain't cuz it's Doctor Who and they ain't an answer for [ __ ] completely logical that's [ __ ] everybody knows that's flat yeah why they show this as a round [Music] yeah oh all right she's British we all British houses look the same no it's cuz they're all apartments also HD didn't come to England till like 20 20 so we're going to be rocking this

1:32 for quite a while all righty then actually it was more like 2012 but they were still about 10 years behind the curve H what year did this come out 2005 2005 the 20th anniversary I can tell just by the style that is true every girl on the planet wore that outfit in the 2000s damn I don't know going by those moves those seem pretty fresh to me did you not wear that outfit in the 2000s um in 200 five every girl had has seven every girl has the tank top zipup hoodie outfit that that is a combo that is that is my boyfriend yeah what the [Music] what why didn't she just leave with her

2:17 friends so I'm pretty sure she was like a popular singer before she ever did this as well yeah who's that like Hannah Montana yes cool yeah except she's uh British so it's you know uh fond D London Wilson Wilson Wilson W what is that from you never seen Castaway you haven't seen Castaway no that's a good movie we've established apparently I've have not seen a lot of things Wilson I've seen C Wilson why is she just talking to a power door [ __ ] Wilson his name's on the door Harry Potter Wilson Harry Potter Wilson CEO CEO yeah I'm glad to see Harry Potter

3:04 still getting War if I was a CEO and this is where my office was I'd be kind of pissed W Wilson yeah I don't like that bro it's been so long since I've seen this so like she's just wandering down in the the outskirts of this building yelling for a person named Wilson yeah I don't even remember story beats I remember specific characters and that's it now see like bro you couldn't pay me to walk through so creepy what are you doing girl you about to get killed what are you doing run [ __ ] run like why no no no no no see especially like the dudes with the big so creepy dude n pass they have no eyes they're just no yeah no y you going to die you going to die oh now she's just

3:51 locked in let me guess locked in a room with all the mannequins oh crazy crazy how that happens like that just looks like a box of legs that was a box of legs is that someone looking about he just wanted to watch hey you taking a piss over there N I would have grabbed the first thing I'd have a mannequin arm like something I'd be drop kicking that door right oh my God oh my God oh that's the worst bro that's the worst you're just going to stand there run [ __ ] run want to steal your soul so I can be like Pinocchio I want to be a real person I'm a real boy whose idea was this n i dude

4:40 why why is she still just shouting out names hit it Derek D you this tonight bro this like an episode of Goosebumps it's like a it is like an episode of Goosebumps oh man we got to watch Goosebumps dude they're just strutting their stuff hell yeah I mean look at that sure dude that chiseled Jaw he's ready to mingle her survival skills are at an alltime low yeah run how strong are these mannequins what why are they wait now now they can move fast you got to let them War up they run they run so wait why are they they're just what what what Us in just see get off yeah jerk it off

5:26 Jerk It Off I mean using this hand later is this a student thing or what why would there be students I don't know well you said it why students this was like when like flash mob dances started and stuff too so it actually makes sense to ask ask that why is she so calm white woman they don't sense danger well have you met Bri all I sense is danger yeah but you're weird that's cuz you look for danger remember Bri consensual danger like she's she chose to find try to find danger she wandered down to like some kind of oh so it's her fault yeah obviously it's the woman's fault she went into the room didn't she I mean she went into the room yelling at Henry she stood there went like this oh and then Derek after that yeah I would have thison that looks like a mom don't tell

6:12 anyone about this cuz if you do you'll get them killed why what are you doing this to I'm going home I'm the doctor by the way what's your name yeah he is run for your life dude with the cheese oh that's wild dude she's way too calm yeah why is she still caring the arm she still has the arm she's not even running she's like honestly it's protection it's it's a weapon nah see I'd walk by the window with that other mannequin and I'd lose it well then my man was like hey don't tell nobody you'll get them killed and so it's like okay well I just experienced this so what the hell do I do oh oh it was actually a bomb yeah he blew up the whole damn building got to get rid of those mannequins somewhere holy [ __ ] why did he blow why did he

6:57 blow up the upper level when that was the thing when they were on the bottom level they showed the thing yeah they did show the thing they did I know it's on the Telly on the Telly she's lucky to be hon weird skin like an old Bible have a spot of tea bro skin like an old Bible is a wild statement she knows a man on the mirror 500 quid for an interview damn fine really get rid of that my man no no uh don't go don't go don't go no bye bro your girlfriend was outside an exploding building and it's like yo I'm going to go down to the pub catch the last bit of a football match bro that's

7:43 nuts oh oh no he found a new girlfriend that night what if she wanted that mannequin arm it's going to crawl back to its original body 729 she's going to wake up with it next to her they're infuriating but God those those alarm clocks were effective no I hated that [ __ ] dude it worked though it's crazy how everyone had the same alarm clock though just cuz the old man beyond the desk says you look great damn being young is thinking Rose is cute and being older thinking her mom is what's up right sea has just become the mil Hunter like every time there's a mom in a show he's like God damn but they're high quality though yeah you're I'm no

8:30 I'm going to we need to make you a shirt that just say mil Hunter on it did they just put that was already a website so we might get copyright on that one yeah it's just it's just a shirt oh hey man what are you doing here what' you do that for I'm in my yes ma'am yes you are okay there's a strange man in my bedroom damn damn right into it no see that would be me like I'd have that opportunity i' be like oh she must be weirded out bye-bye that won't last he's gay and she's an alien not blaming what what okay you got cat oh oh [ __ ] it is back I knew

9:15 it what was it oh holy [ __ ] dude what of course your hair's not even wet oh God hurt hey lucky he's in the leather jacket I guess sorry I stopped it armless uhhuh that arm was moving it tried to kill me for observation bro I love his energy who are you told you the doctor the doctor hello oh okay the entire world revolves around you so yeah he's so like happy about it though too he's a Vibe man it's not a price War they want to overthrow the human race

10:01 and destroy you believe me uh what but you're still listening she's like damn I am turn of the Earth the ground beneath our feet is spinning at 1,000 mph and I can feel it we're falling through space you and me I'd be like okay weirdo the thing is like if it wasn't for the fact she was attacked by the mannequins like how would you not think he was crazy that's who I am now forget me dude that was a bar though go home no I would need to know more like there's no way I want in dude I want in go tell them you're going to help him i' go what are you doing go tell them you help Bri would turn away go home and the show would end later nice talking to you okay crazy person I see all I've needed to

10:48 [Music] see okay see this is what you get so cheesy it's like you're never going to know wow it's 2005 TV okay Rose you had one I'm going to need you to calm down with that man we're watching cinema right now Cinema don't read my emails well now that you said that right like I'm sure it's fine nice computer whoa dude is that a gun was just has a gun next to the computer but it looks like the computer Dr blue box back back when search engines kind of worked yeah right it just you know gave you what you searched for now it gives you five searches before

11:35 anything not to mention their AI that's incorrect at the top you got to get past the AI and the sponsored posts dad 20 go nuts damn hurtful wow please come through I'm in the shed with the other bodies Jes a sheep I I I think that's very much a a a joke at the fandom right there if you dig deep enough keep a lively mind he have garlic just hanging from the ceiling I know you sat out in the car while I went into some strange man's shed that looks like this yeah no there ain't no way if you're not buying drugs out of there uh I'm going to go with you the doctor is a legend woven throughout history when disaster comes he's there he has one constant companion who's that death death yeah

12:21 wow damn Bri pre oh preat dude that was Dam all right maybe we just found a show that Bri actually is like she love this uh what D yeah I I put my car neutral and kind of let it roll back and just see how far I can get the dumpster to follow me that is such a cute car I had a green one really mhm that was my first car it was isn't it weird like having the trunk on the front I don't think my mine uh I think that's just a British thing well no that's that's that's that style car like they'd have the engine in the back I think the new ones had the engine in the front is that what it is I think so could be wrong cuz like I think my that is and like I

13:08 always found it so strange why are you messing with stuff you don't need to mess with n you got to investigate dude people get killed oh he's about to get shoved in that trash can whoa my my thing is like y' i' be shouting like something speak man he's a tough guy Homie don't don't don't turn your back to it there he goes in the trash right Bri is back to back right now close enough I think he's Immortal dude they could probably hear my stomach growling on the mic can they stop it with this like the woring the yeah like I get it it's set in the scene but damn that shit's was very high pitched hell no damn he went to the

13:54 barber and got that [ __ ] straightened up pizza now how you don't even realize that girl girl what are you doing you don't even know how to drive it's not him dishing out chips he so creepy it's crazy how much just somebody not blinking mhm like it just is so creepy but you can trust me sweet huh babe like how do you not you just think it's normal yeah I mean that's just Pat names dude why do you hate love if he just randomly started spitting off 10 nicknames out of nowhere in different voices I would think something's the affection he has just toast in the happy couple oh damn anyway they say Michael Jackson could do the same thing

14:43 whoa yes sir bro he just ripped his head off head that is the reasonable response right the first guy that had the right response response her boyfriend a man had a the correct response that's crazy right you do think she'd be a little more panick a little [Music] bit I what's up what you having trouble with logic oh don't try to apply it here thank you for finally bringing out your tool the whole I was wondering the why you didn't use it in the first place tell what what's going there wait did he say sonic screwdriver yeah I like deide a wooden box girl listen to him oh my God I dude I can't stand her right

15:30 now I'm sure she gets better but man wow good job you finally [Music] listened girl let them tell the story uh-huh what what what what are you doing just oh oh now now you think it's urgent enough it's bigger on the inside whoa that's what she said whoa freaking out I can wrap my head around the shock you're just like what the but when someone is chasing you busting down a door and they're about to come out you don't think like go following the guy who seems to know what he's doing is the op but this is the same guy that also just beheaded her boyfriend yeah yeah and blew up a building and blew up a building the inside's bigger than the

16:16 outside and apparently uses a blue screwdriver to to solve Mysteries Sonic Screwdriver my bad my bad he also saved her life like twice yeah is that why Sonic's blue yes oh did did they kill Mickey is he dead I didn't think of that holy [ __ ] and now you're just going to let him out oh oh oh no no no no no yeah oh that's not good I love just old TVs and movies idea of what future technology would look like it's very green and glowy like like they couldn't predict that we would have had flat screens which is crazy to think about melted with the head are you going to wit her on all night I'll have to tell his mother he's dead and you just went and forgot him again you know her boyfriend just died she's like not I

17:02 know insanely emotional I know she wanted an excuse to get out of the relationship a huge metal circular structure like a dish like a wheel radi uhhuh that's awesome oh fantastic I just love his energy n he's great dude so what came first Doctor Who or Back to the Future Doctor Who Yeah Yeah by likees yeah cool still we found the transmitter the Consciousness must be somewhere underneath imagine your breast implants becoming possessed that would be crazy that would be neat to watch like what would even happen I have no idea uh

17:48 maybe they just blow out the front of your chest like a alien suddenly your boobies become weapons hey that's an Austin power St I mean they're already weaponized and jec aied I'm going to say right now I ain't going in a hole that has red yeah I ain't going in no red hole you ain't going going down a glowy red hole nah dude nah this is like some hell [ __ ] look at this there's chains hanging from the growing Mar Jane down there is that what it is SC we scary CH baby bro this is some scary ter [ __ ] it's the doctor [ __ ] oh okay he's alive the liquid Rose he can talk thinking oh no bro he dookied himself I

18:35 think it's just cuz he's been sweating and it's hot I don't know man and he went into a trash can he said he dookied himself dude I mean he he stinks he scared straight to that yeah I'm sh sea didn't Sean's always talking about sh how long he's been sitting in that fiery Inferno how my what you always make jokes about it about people getting so scared they [ __ ] true that's what you're known for too is that my thing now I'm the [ __ ] guy I was not attacking you I'm here to I'm not your enemy I swear I'm not just kick the mannequin holding the thing in there right yeah it's that easy show solved get out oh there you what I'm going to call

19:21 my mom first where are you Mom this is a wild decision why yeah why are you just listen I'm just going to do a bit late night shopping I'll see you later mom's going to die then again I also thought the boyfriend was dead but he's not so the end of the world the first episode's the end of the world yeah that is a hell of a way to start what would you guys do I'd leave I'd get the out would you just stand there and panic no looking at them it's a flash dude oh no dude the kid mannequins would freak me the that's scary dude I didn't think about that dude oh that's that no baby mannequins just crawling after you you get your ass whooped by a mannequin in a bikini oh oh Dam they got handguns unof

20:10 CL why do they have handguns why do mannequins have no they're [Laughter] handguns are you still trying to find the logic bro do you really want to know Bri I love that they're she's just been standing see okay in their fence they're British they don't have to do with shootings as much as we do that's true good point they don't go into every building like thinking about the plan seeing who has a gun and who doesn't yeah have to make sure you know where the exit is yeah dude these mannequins are just coming out blasting hands are shaking bro the kid ones are so creepy wait do the brides have guns bro oh my God Bri zillas yo just leave feel like

20:56 we're watching whole last movie it does it feels like so epic at this point they just want to shake your hand I love that her boyfriend is just on the floor just grabbing onto her leg he's so scared I've got the BNS oh okay not even a gold damn good throw my there go it took you long enough I told her to do that like 10 minutes ago no ho explosions Batman um all right break it down my only regret is that I couldn't kill Clive again it is true they just got Clive dude he's just been hugging that box Clive who everybody thought was crazy proven right immediately dies yeah

21:41 instantly bro didn't even get to do a victory left do you think the wife is going to keep the website alive uh I didn't even get a second episode you got to do a really cool pose though I love the idea of trying to direct them it's like remember your mannequins fall like mannequins just like and she's like well that was weird why does it have compensation I guess I'll go back to my shopping now who do I sue for this yeah right no I'd be on that dude she's going to be on that immediately mom's going to get that lawsuit so see Mickey has the appropriate response exactly they were shooting damn damn hang on her she just wanted to make sure she was alive yeah but still

22:28 mom's everything's fine I'll be home soon he's an alien he's a thing he's not invited damn is it always this dangerous yeah yeah I can't someone's got to look after this stupid lamp wow okay see you around bro I like how do you how do you say no to that bombastic side you're not what's his name Mickey you're not him there very different scenarios he's kind of a [ __ ] girl Mickey's an anchor get out of there yeah he's holding you down he's holding you down I you got you know think about the context behind my words he would leave you for the doctor that's what I'm hearing I'm not going to lie Bri I would too yeah I'm not going to lie I I would too yeah all three of us for a little B

23:16 [ __ ] about this one D I guess we nothing to her it's around the UN no see I'd be like yo can I come back and visit bill I like you like a brother I come back and VIs back in visit yo I'll return for the kids no you go there for work you go there 8 hours come back you know go sleep pick me up in the morning why is he would be doe dude right it's just like a work shift did I mention it also travels in time so literally even if she leaves it's like she never left problem solved thanks thanks for what keep digging a hole this isn't a hole I think this is a valid point you Mickey if I go in the box and come back at the exact same moment but time has passed what time hasn't passed bilon no

24:04 no noop stop it stop spoiling me why do they do this show me the next episode not the preview I'm curious that was a hell of a first time we're up to 1,900 people there's there's almost 2,000 people that's crazy bill what did you say dumbest where can I thr Early Access I don't know where can I find Early Access where can I find Early Access sort of St membership sort of stupid membership sort of stupid membership

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25:35 forwards where would you go backwards to I'd go murder some fascists nah that would probably with history too much uh I would I would go back that's actually a good point no I would go forward cuz then I don't have to worry about [ __ ] anything up n dude I I would literally just go backwards open a bank account throw like a couple dollars in each stock of and then and then of course you would of course that's all I would do you know you got to make sure you're saved up you are right though not I mean but at the end of the but if you can travel in space forward and backward in time does money even matter I mean it'd be nice when I travel in the future I have a bank account that I can go to be like cool I can buy some cool [ __ ] I can stock up on grenades and rocket launchers and Sonic screwdrivers yeah we're doing this then okay then what are you going to do what address are you going to use to get your debit card and what are you going to do when that debit

26:20 card expires yeah yeah I would just open a PO Box uhhuh that utilizes the interest and uh the dividends you make off the stock market to to pay for that into another bank account that would then have that money be set up for the PO box that way it's an eternal see Doctor Who fans you see who we got along this journey now what I reasoned it I just want to see what he'd do I've thought it out I'm not going to lie I have I have pondered on if I could travel I love that he just has to jack off the spaceship to get it to go is that what he was doing man I would do it even if it didn't get us anywhere he was just tickling the plumbus yeah dude awesome like how far you want to go what's up he's like iing told you

27:06 what do you think nothing the entire planet is disintegrated alderon yeah aent ooh look at that futuristic wood futuristic wood welcome to the end of the world dude that's a crazy first place that would be so cool dude waa I'll be like finally I mean it's cool cuz he's even got like a couch where you could watch it yeah he does actually I'm cool with that watch all of these people die hey they might not even be alive yet what or live anymore you know what I meant I know words Humanity wasn't created yet I'm so proud of you in the future said time's cyclical so like honestly life begins at the end of the planet don't worry Billy

27:51 when we're right and Billy we you know we all think a little more Sean's always smart though so you know don't worry Billy when we're writing no we don't that story is all sorts of [ __ ] up yeah it is I think you're the smartest one here honestly I don't know about that uh y'all are forgetting about Bri that's true good point fine Brie then Ru then you than me Sean Eric glaze yourself up a little bit ref toes need to he gets glazed up enough he does this so the chat will glaz him up I'm literally not asking anyone to glaz me it's a strategy Y what wait a godamn minute I'm the one paying the compliment dude dude look at this look at this they're calling me being nice a strategy what the is that I feel you

28:40 just got Bell dude yeah like you guys are gaslighting me right now yeah no don't don't let Sean play you he he knows talk bad about yourself so that they can raise you back I'm not talking bad about myself I'm an intellectual being I'm saying you guys are just smarter than me that is a compliment yeah but like he knows what you're doing oh my God they know Billy dude Billy knows they know they don't know [ __ ] they couldn't even read the screen when it was on theing screen that was only a few of them it wasn't I was there you were there too we saw it are you okay no never are you he's like I hate this job is madness and I am out of control are you in your ludal face Sean I'm trying to watch dror

29:25 who maybe honestly I am pretty tired now I think one of the biggest problems is uh no I'm doing it on purpose now uh I've cut way down on my caffeine consumption and I am not taking it well well go drink more dude it's multi it's like a Swiss army knife scriver getting it's a Swiss screwdriver when all else fails Sonic Screwdriver That's a classic Earth classic Earth that would be wild classic Earth but what about the people they've all gone no one left they live on Mars who the hell are you but how did you get in Blue Man Group about an apology there you go if you're on board we'd better start enjoy wait so does he know who he the paper slightly psychic shows them whatever I

30:12 want oh he's blue I love that that's her concern The Doctor and Rose Tyler no the godam OA loas we have OA loomas working in space they're Smurf palas doctor doct reho and damn what is up whoa dude they look like the dryad people oh my god dude it's me for real for real I was going to say it's one of the Huts but okay say bro up wait did they just let in like the dark uh the Sith right there bro wa that those people

30:59 look like Stormtroopers with just gas masks on they get baked dude they are drying people cutting of my grandfather they look like Groot The Cutting of my grandfather I am Groot did they just give a clone away I think they did from my lungs oh how intimate there's more where that came from yeah bro I bet there is up the tree lady oh no he just rised up the tree lady she is rised broed wa God it's the guy from Ghostbusters like the Grinch he does like baby Grinch did he just s in her face I have one for you as well right call forth last human the lady oh

31:49 Del oh no oh that ain't right that is not look how thin I am thin and fainty God that's so creepy if she's the last human missed me moisturiz moisturi what are they they are moisturizers here another Rarity this was called an iPod what is it going to be Elvis painted love oh awesome can you imagine just going to a thing to just watch a planet die while listening to Ted love it's like here's a bunch of Delicacies from the planet enjoy

32:34 doctor what she says uh I'm saving that for the spank bank oh for real take the gift of peace bro it's that's that ain't right oh y they robbing people you'd probably get some rare [ __ ] at something like this I don't think I I don't think something like this is for the Poes you know in in the words of Rick Sanchez let's go take their [ __ ] before somebody else gets to it mhm so you you're a plumber that's right miss a woman plumber wow truly in the future yeah so Progressive very Progressive indeed I just sort of hitched a lift with this man don't even know who he is yeah that was kind of an odd decision on your part he was like damn girl you all right and I I completely left my boyfriend behind my mom behind was probably that realization of like I just went away

33:21 with some dude who took me to the death of the Earth yeah and now we're watching the Earth die from space see you later Dam okay she's not very smooth with people I I I I did not notice this the first time I watched oh she about to blow them up isn't she oh no she dead bro there's something in there nah nah there you are oh no oh I don't like [Music] that oh wait so the little robot okay I mean enough of them right yeah they got that strength bro how have no one heard them they're T they're they're not as loud Eric they're not as clickity clacky yeah just it's just for our ears not theirs dude they had to have nine of them move that what have a nice day awesome the aliens

34:07 are so alien uh-huh uhhuh you look at them and they're alien good thing damn Rose is racist who are you then doctor what sort of alien are you I'm just the doctor from what planet should have asked these questions before you just pop ship Earth death in 20 minutes uh as my mate sh says don't argue with a designated driver you know that's smart is that a technical term [ __ ] poker yeah I came first in jiggery pokery f t blue how did she go from yeah panicking to not knowing this man to just kind of flirting with him there gu I guess it's just like accepting it right you're right though

34:53 yeah why wouldn't I be what day is it Wednesday you got a hangover oh I tell you what BR her mom is such a Vibe she really is I might be late home is there something wrong I'm fine top of the [Music] world bye yeah there's no bye that was 5 billion years ago really good service 5 billion years later my mom's dead bundler laughs you are uhhuh damn he's like I know we're watching the Earth implode but like can you smile a little bit on our best may be reassured that gravity Pockets dude that is a cool ass suit they're small the scan says they're metal I don't know what they look like well you about to find out

35:40 like never mind I know what they look like no sun filter deactivated oh no no way just activate it again okay my thing is why would you even have that as a button that's Cur it's just an individual button technology fuing technology man we all know what technology nowadays you can't just use one button for for anything prostitute go down the list damn girl I want you home by midnight n like I'd be afraid to interact with the other aliens like what if I say some [ __ ] that like is not okay and alien you know you tell me you would race dude you never know I don't know

36:26 the you wouldn't get down with a dryad hell yeah no no I'm not I'm talking about Rose I'm talking about Rose like without the doctor i' I'd be like I interacting with anybody hey dude it's rare that I get a lady sportting wood before I do yeah you that's you think you get a splinter oh yeah man ooh I you even have to mention that I am the last pure hum you know what I call them mongs damn calm down Voldemort [ __ ] better to die than live like you a [ __ ] trampoline damn you've had it all nip tucked and flattened till there's nothing left anything human got chucked in the bin you just skin Cassandra hey why is she being so mean why are you being so mean to the the skin I know she

37:14 was being kind of up but like you trying to start [ __ ] in space she storming out right women am I right fellas my right Bri this lady knows what I'm talking about hell yeah yeah girl power like and she she talks more [ __ ] about women than any of us yeah that actually is not true true sea does do it almost every video now's that talk [ __ ] about women that's not true I love women Billy get it give me a uh uh women is my favorite woman many species of I I know somebody could do this Billy I need a compilation oh no all of the videos where Sean makes a joke about women somebody's got to be able to do that right I I I think think you're overestimating our fandoms want

38:01 to hang out with us then we take that video we upload to Youtube Shan is sex find out the truth every moment of I don't think I don't think there's like we have something to tell you I don't think there's people that hate us enough or like us enough to make one of those yet you challenge them cuz we found out the other day that oh no uh chat GPT knows who we are oh yeah yeah yeah oh you g to ask it if Sean sexist is Sean from s dude you know you guys need to grow up my f my favorite penis is a vagina content removed this content may violate our usage Paul wait wait hold on I can't even tell you uh I don't have specific information about Sean from

38:46 sort of stupid to definitely comment on his behavior it's known for his comedic content but whether or not a particular individual is sexist would depend on their action statements or views if there have been any feminist it might be helpful to discuss those directly are you referring to any specific moments from the channel that you are found troubling it still trips me out it still it still with me the AI know who's who we are it's wild dude AI knows who we are dude I'm not sexist or racist some of my best friends are white oh okay could hate you and I'm a direct descendant of the tropical rainforest kind of sick dude I would do whatever I need to water that plant like you don't even know yeah you could get it on with a forest I didn't know that was possible

39:32 yeah dude the future you could do anything hard to the forest for all the trees right I know where you're from what E I just wanted to say how sorry I am cuz now I must kill you three can you like this is supposed to be a beautiful moment oh damn he is crying bro oh and you you wish death upon him I don't I just don't trust anybody in the show yet emotions aren't enough I don't like that those blades look kind of bloody uh-oh nope nope uh-uh oh [ __ ] God damn okay they just smacked the [ __ ] out of her dude he did you should use it as like a little oh hell yeah dude oh I she used it as like a little cat toy like like a laser like

40:19 maybe they'd follow the laser and then he could make his own Army that would be sick death in 10 minutes and the temperature's about to come on I wonder if the time cuz it feels like it if it's actually moving in real time like when they said 25 minutes when they said 20 when they said 10 oh yeah let us mourn her with a traditional ballad oh yeah I remember [Music] this hell yeah it's Britney [ __ ] y end of the world Britney's still made it to the year 5 billion That's crazy dude no I I remember that I was hoping they were dancing they should have all burst out in the dance number

41:06 here imagine being knocked out and waking up to Toxic by Britney Spears that would be wild to wake up too like I'm so dead I'm so going to die oh oh they're trying to bake her no no get down [ __ ] I don't think that's going to help anything descend girl get down dude she's stressing me out why would you even have this setting on the show that's what I'm saying it's like you buy a TV with anti-glare and you're like let me turn off the anti-glare real quick why why why would you ever want to ever turn it off the only thing I can think of is maybe there's some aliens out there that like want to get sun blasted need the son I don't know bro

41:52 Superman would love this [ __ ] it's true that is true I think like the sauna for him dude I'm getting like flashbanged every 30 seconds is it the face oh look at that he's the funniest looking one the adherence of the repeated meme of the repeated Meme and that's all they are an idea oh God what nice little cover for the real trible M compensation would have been enormous getting rich people arrest infidel hell yeah little dude I love him dude he's so funny I have shares in your rival companies oh no way wow burn baby

42:37 burn then you'll burn with us Disco Inferno the teeth are freaking me out oh yeah it's so she's so creepy it's like why do you need teeth I think she's the creepiest one you just chill death starting to now question if this is going to be a cataclysmic event every episode kind of feels that way and I'm about it I'm about it we went from crazy [ __ ] mannequins last episode to now the Earth death the Earth death like I I don't know what's next dude we we're going to save Kennedy in the next one maybe no we already saw him at Kennedy's thing you're not wrong yeah no reason to go back you just go under them yeah yeah probably they don't touch they don't even come close to touching the just

43:22 crawl [ __ ] you can't the Heat's going to Bent through this place J AE you're made of wood then stop wasting time time Lord oh she said the thing she said the thing oh hell yeah dude that gave me a chill oh so does that mean she knows he's a who like Doctor Who she know she's a who who wait the best who in all of he's part of the Hoover yeah dude yeah it's the hoe he's the original whoe Dr Seuss wrote this you didn't know that trying to figure out like where you from where you from I'm like he's from the Hoovers dude where do youing think he's from they were literally singing a song about it like ear yeah you never you never read Horton

44:08 sees a doctor who now this would be horrifying I love you hurry up dude oh no way run homie run what have you never played a video oh my God sir I was playing that cat game last night and I was speed running okay a no excuse he's not even being Chas me run there's no way it's a video game figure it out crawl crawl there's room you know I'm just saying the easy way to go about solving

44:54 all that going on the side all he has shimmy himself over shimmy be Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy shimy shimy give me the mic I'll leave it up to God is he finally believing Jesus Take the Wheel what is he doing I believe in the force wow sh I guess he probably has to really focus at it maybe who are you talking to yeah yeah cook [ __ ] dude that's crazy wonder if the planet ever blows up if it'll be like that so let me get this straight her plan was to Ransom all of them off in 5 minutes 3 minutes well no I mean she'd keep the shields up they'd

45:41 be fine or even if she didn't get caught she only had 5 minutes to Ransom them that was the whole basis of her plan was to Ransom everyone to make a crazy amount of money yeah yeah but she didn't even make it a hostage situation yeah until she got caught her plans were foiled yeah what was her plan in the first place she wasn't even doing any kind of hostages she hadn't started oh God yeah a lot of them probably died so even after all this would you still stay with him or would you go back um I mean if she would have stayed with him it wouldn't have been as uh much of a problem I call my mom but no I mean after this I don't know how could you not you just going to go back to work uh yeah yes I will go back to my normal life people have died Cassandra you

46:28 murdered them it depends on your definition of people and that's enough of a technicality to keep your lawyers dizzy for centuries jesz damn you're creaking what look at her eyes dude oh I'm trying out yep sweet moisturize me my lovely boys oh God no it's time and everything dies oh God damn n doctor goes hard in the paint dude Oh e oh God that was oh God I didn't like that oh wow we have they're wiping down the big head damn I kind of like how they handled it like her trying to do it and he's like nah like she done one day you're going to work the

47:13 next day you're watching the earth explode watching the earth explode God I can't wait damn Sean takes pressure off man damn dude all those years well that history no one was even looking it's just come with me and you'll see a world of pure Annihilation I mean we did have Ooma loomas in this dude that was a I really thought that was the direction we were going I guess that would make you feel better probably or not I honestly don't know it would kind of make you just feel like everything is pointless yeah cuz you in a way you just watched the earth explode and you're like well I'm back I'm back and like everyone I'm seeing right now

48:00 doesn't matter you're going to die or what you take Welcome to My Philosophy of Life man it's called the absur you would find more importance in life maybe I don't know I think I think you would it would put things in perspective of rather than you focusing on the small things like oh I didn't you know I I I I didn't do this part of my makeup or I didn't get my haircut or this or that it it would kind of like make the small problems go away and you just start focusing on like the larger picture no that that is literally a form of philosophy called the Absurd like Albert C wrote that's really what that's called yeah it's like read like I can bring you the books like myth Copus and stuff like that where it's um you know like the joke is like Copus is the one that has to roll the rock up the hill as punishment or whatever and every you know every day it comes back down like and the point is like all sophus can do is turn and laugh because like what there's there's no point other than the

48:45 point you give it right and so that's like what it is in the end is that life is ultimately meaningless which means the only inherent value that life has is the meaning that you give it yourself yeah I agree with that that no that is it that is that is philosophy I learned that philosophy the hard way and didn't even know that was a real thing that was just like learn it by watching the Earth no I I learned it like by being a caregiver for like my dad like that's that's how I look at him like I enjoy like Nature's Beauty and that kind of stuff but like a lot of the small things like I just try not to sweat because C writes like he loves to hear himself speak but it's also one of those things like one of his more like famous coin terms is like should I kill myself or should I have a cup of coffee H never thought about it like that wild statement there was a war and we lost what about your people on the last

49:31 of the time Lords I'm left traveling on my own cuz there's no one else it's me you're not a Time Lord you've seen how dangerous it is do you want to go home if he has kids with a normal human though then do they become Half Time Lord half human I don't know Bri but then it's not pure human okay are you racist walked right into that one I was just quoting the the skin lady the skin lady coming in tight W chips from me Dam she really is just Rising his ass up I yeah it is kind of wild how she went from like being scared to to tossing out the the r and the flirting not today

50:18 [ __ ] [ __ ] she also has a boyfriend I know I don't think she cares about has moved on to bigger and better things like a Time Lord yeah just saying I mean I mean you got to think think about it right time lord or guy who ditches you after a near death experience to go saying if I'm swiping on Bumble and all of a sudden like a Time Lord appears on my timeline it's like yo hook it up yes please I'm hopping in your random blue what's it called you already forgot what it's called it's only on episode two it'll learn eventually I got we're watching we're watching more Dr you'd be surprised how often that happens happen sometimes I thought that was a giant Margarita bro same I was looking at the whole time like what is that margar God am I so old that I just

51:05 recognized it yes condolences sir in this most trying hour good Innings Mr this is Sean's dad's era yeah no I dated her in high school can't believe she's gone it's the same sometimes she would show her ankles dude that's crazy D that's a whole different world she was pretty [ __ ] bro yes of course why is he the only one here his house or his Crypt or his something I don't think you know how houses work bro I don't know where where did where did old rich people say his oh whoa she's going to come back to life isn't she hell yeah dude let's go zombie Grandma D hey it's not every

51:53 day you get a Gil choke in your bro I know dude like oh no oh no not again my God this happens all this goddamn time oh she just snapped his neck wait and he he just fell demon we've got another one we've got another Christ compels you my thing is if this is a reoccurring theme if you want to see dead bodies falling out of [ __ ] wood this would be a great commercial for come to our funeral home dude come we'll bring your dead Back to Life come down sort a stupid funeral home we'll make sure sure they're [Laughter] dead Okay I I like that every episode is like pretty like drastically different

52:39 we went from 5 billion years in the future and now we're in no so there's only like a couple of seasons of older Doctor Who where it's like they did everything on Earth cuz they didn't have the budget to build the sets oh that's different uh what was the budget for this by the way I don't know it's British money so 45 flops like use napin flippity flops uh Doctor Who season like like 14 beans on toast and a and a a a meter of blood sausage oh it's not even known it began filming in 1963 that doesn't seem right you're looking at Old who this is new who AI lied to me no old who started in 1963 then okay I don't think I'd want to go

53:26 back to 18 16 I think if I could leave whenever I wanted be chill I would need a gun like you know I just want to make sure I'm strapped and then and then I'm I'm down wait in the 1860s yeah you know what guns they used in the 1860 exactly that's why I want to be strapped easy po if I need to you know what she the one in Torchwood Am I Wrong the stiffs are getting Lively again sometimes it's ungodly don't look at me like it's my fault he's like I didn't bring him back to life Mr redpath did you deal with him no no dead now she did but you have Dead coming back to life my guy yeah how how does but this is getting Beyond now is it is it really

54:13 though something terrible is happening in this house and we've got to get help just burn some Sage or something with Sal and all the window sills stop prevaricating girl get the yeah quit prevaricating [ __ ] I wouldn't even try like I would just be like yo we can't beat them they're immortal like just yo holster up the Rudy toy point and shooty which is what the British call their guns and get out there you know yeah Sean don't don't pretend like the Brit have guns not the fun ones they slingshots do they have slingshots in brit no dude every now and then they have a school trebuchet uh uh Massacre but like you know that's so it just takes one hit though you know yeah Christmas Christmas wait what is this

55:01 no you can go back and see days that dead and gone thousand and that makes me so turned on right now two uhhuh yeah I mean it's pretty fascinating right that's crazy that she's trying to go Hills to Jesus with an alien bro yeah like damn right out the gate I mean he he looks like a human Sean so it's okay and she got a boyfriend and she she in that's current I don't know uh she's been in a bunch of stuff what's her name Billy Piper Billy Piper she was in a uh HBO show or something where she played like a expensive call girl I think I'm trying to figure out I feel like she was in Secret Diary Of A Call Girl yeah that

55:47 was a show damn right sir I known I know my prostitute you have you have a weirdly like photographic memory look inside girl look deep she wasn't in anything I know them oh she's got the shinon she's lost so many strange things in her head but where where before she passed on she was going to see him oh him was him great man dude she was going to get down in durberry the great man great great man oh excuse me sir Dickens this is your call dick dude Chucky Dickens what yeah no way dude I was just

56:32 pring what the hell is on his he trying to rock the chops that's a that's more than a chop dude true that's a that's just cleaned off for the ladies to sit bro he turns into a werewolf once a while right here dude you ever wonder what you would look like if you got rid of the sides and just did the goatee I've done it a couple of times I like a fat math teacher you speak as if it's all I can't grow enough to to make that to Warrant that yet me either high five PR I'm like a ghost condemned to repeat 2500 Subs we all uh shave our beards and we just do mutton chops including Brie including including me mutton shop bro that would be wild 2500 Subs enough I don't know to

57:18 maintain mutton chop you don't have to maintain it no just one time I but you'd have to like grow it out long enough right I'm trying to imagine what that would even look like no it's just one time what you have there is just what stays bro you let your sh thinking it yeah oh give them the chops yeah just give him the chops oh the so we we are all aware of of who Charles Dickens is yeah yes okay cool just making sure no who's that explain to me like I'm five man explain it to me please yeah honestly dude some of the billies might not know yeah explain to the Billy come on photographic memory man he's he's an author Jesus no no but you're you're like no you always like have like verbatim quotes of things like that you're just like know off top your head or like

58:04 actors no I was just saying know [ __ ] he's an author it many yeah 95,000 it wasn't Taylor to Ser or is that Twain no that wasn't Twain either okay cool I don't know then it's all right Sean doesn't either he would have explained it Christmas Carol was Oliver Twist are you going to change I've changed my J what come does he shower do they shower is there shower in there I would assume so like inside the phone booth I mean she's got her what a silly question no there's not a shower in the phone booth so they don't shower no plus this is old England they time travel to where you is a nice shower okay yeah it's a phone booth Bri do like it's not a shower Booth dude that box would be St hygiene

58:51 very seriously history T now I can't I I like cannot I will not leave the house if I haven't showered I refuse he no he can't it's like a problem I shower every day period like oh yeah I don't know how people go multiple days without shower that's weird to me dude like it was oh my God right keeper hased the problem is that would be the one person I make eye contact I would ruin the show for myself com Andy people don't Christmas Carol anymore yeah true I wonder why because nobody opens their door for anybody you know what good point I open my door I was trying to I said he remember if it was twin or not but I go on to my camera no

59:36 solic did me right you did don't say that people are crazy we live in Texas they might shoot us so you turn on your ring camera you see a group of carolers what do you do go away off I don't care uh no no bro you give him some cookies and stuff i' probably open up the door and start clapping at oh we know that no Eric happy happy birthday Eric would stop him singing and he would just talk to him for nine hours yeah I mean I'd ask him why they why they do this tell me about Jesus hey man what about Jesus do you like the most thanks to Jesus we actually have the five hour work week dude she stands out yeah no it's crazy that's what I was telling you about people with blue eyes man they're the worst they suck your

1:00:22 soul yeah dude look at that look at that normal eyes you saw that [ __ ] up in the top corner you notice he's talking about people with like weirdly blue eyes like overly blue like creepy blue I think so that's what I'm thinking yeah see look at that [ __ ] blue eyes blue eyes told y'all like that look at that damn creepy ass it's crazy that nobody realized is this nope get out get out Dickens run Dickens go man dude that's so Cool Fix Your pull out game bro go I love that he's just always looking for trouble dad he is follow the screams I just yeah I just find it funny bro is in his normal get up and she's like in the actual like dress of the

1:01:11 day no I that's not my job it's like there she is the one with the blue aura around her that's screaming it's the blue wde winch sir that's straight up like that's not my job anymore cough betwix her neck and head no it's just a petronis yeah see whoa and she's dead again it's all good so extra satisfied o fact is this poor lady's being taken with a brain fever we have to get her to the infirmary I don't think that's intis bro she's dead oh my God what did you do to her he said how this smell he chloroformed her what H yeah dude all righty then see in the 1800s this was called cording yeah uh you ain't

1:01:59 wrong damn and and the woman's just like I'll help you that's fine no it is insane to think how easy it was to kill people back then and get away with it do you think about that often he goes to that a lot they just found out who Jack the rer was yeah it's just wild to think about you know like there's no license plates there was like comments on being like well did they catch him like yeah it's the wagon uh you know the one with the wheels yeah just do it at night time yeah exactly that's what you're doing it wrong boy you you just got to learn out to the forest oh no when you're driving along like a cliff side and you're just like wow imagine how many people just are down there probably a lot the best short story ever written you're a

1:02:44 genius's I don't even know if I've even written that yet no I think he can honestly yo blowing smoke at him he was like n this D kind of chill might you go more please number one that's do the now it cracks me up no sorry forget about that that would be insane to think about that you could just go back in time and meet like yeah just famous artist riters be swift the chase is ONN yeah dude she's 19 how old is he I do we know that however old a Time Lord is I guess Time Lord the poor girl's still alive sir what we're going to do with that I don't know why'd you bring her back there then you should just laid her in the street great dad why is this happening to us what just feel like it's

1:03:29 not my like why do you feel like it's your problem uhoh like they come back to life let them let them go do their thing dude this thing is literally the that JoJo stand that went through electricity yeah dude it's just going through gas the similarities between Doctor Who and JoJo's crazy except they're basically the same dude think about it well I mean how many we haven't really seen any dogs in this show that's true cuz he killed him all first CU he killed him all first we're just we're just in a in a Hoover in a world without animals oh no dude that is Edgar Allen nope having trouble with your gas what Shakespeare is going on what the Shakespeare no uhuh all right he said

1:04:16 hey girl like are you all right uh no are you taking a piece oh that's unfortunate oh Dam BR n bro I'm jumping through that window yeah that'll work you know at least she's trying something she's going to try to kill the dead maybe you know it makes me happy that Dickens has that dog ining though hell yeah like you are you finger wagon me after you kidnapped a girl you didn't even chloroform her good she's already standing up yeah yeah that is kind of like a very and he knows a that's probably so gross like cold

1:05:03 hands how he just unhanded her D who's your friend Charles Dick that's awesome help oh interesting that's how I feel after Burger King oh we haven't gotten Burger King okay then then you P at me and don't think I do feel your hands up in a quick Wonder day you D oh damn oh punch him in the face it's not my fault it's this house it's not my fault I clo formed you and then touch your naughty beats who just how we like it just how you like it memorial service just like the how does she know the way he likes it yeah guys at the beginning she was seeing things like remember when they were on the wagon and she was like you know vibing

1:05:48 don't waste my time just shut up she's a prophet no she looks like a maid no prophet stories going back Generations why' that person leave mind you truth be told has been good for business just what people expect from a Glo old trade like mhm Dickens is like bro I'm going go investigate what you doing why would you not right yeah I wouldn't trust be like oh no they their souls got sucked out no I wouldn't I wouldn't go anywhere he's like you ain't going to get by old Chucky Dickens anyone who walks off alone is I mean the dead ain't fast just you know how do you know we haven't seen them I'd punch a ghost dude I ain't afraid I'd be more worried about what's possessing the dead yeah fair I mean if

1:06:34 they just got a Ouija board they could ask yeah also I already gave permission uh when we do a Ouija board I'm going to say it's okay for them to contact you guys no I'm just going to tell him it's okay to get to you guys I mean d you can put me down mer to contact us that's cool thank you man yeah dude happy to support you yeah that's part of the videos and what does the human body do when it decomposes it breaks down produces uh yeah and and creates rigamortus which is interesting how the zombies were moving around so quickly it Tes a little bit can it be does I have but if they're cold then R is still there they're powerful maybe the gas gives them more it brings it back maybe they in a un you know what happens to a body when it decomposes I do I I did originally go to college for Med scho so so you you know

1:07:20 exactly the gases that come we have we have a we have a gas ghost taking over people and you're worried about how the rigor mortise works well yeah but if it's if it's possessing dead bodies uhhuh Them Bodies can't be moving that quickly how do you know I mean in this world maybe maybe it was different in the 1800s dude gas ghosts are powerful ghosts but maybe it's all the chemicals that we eat when she touched the body microplastics when she touched the body in the car said it was still cold because the gas had already left once the gas leaves boom back to normal yeah gas doesn't create you don't know that this is a gas ghost you ever met you ever met a gas ghost this is a possess have you ever have you ever studied gas ghost before said when she touched the body it was cold

1:08:07 gas no gas ghost that happen instantly instantly it's fast gas how the gas g you don't understand fast gas the gas ghost at the end of the day it's just the gas ghost wearing a skin coat it's a heated gas wear the skin coat the fast gas but it insta Heats it up yeah insta Heats gas gas ghost goat I can't argue with that you win Science Now Awesome the real world is a realm of specters jackolanterns corre I wish have I wasted my brief span here doctor a little bit has it all been for nothing but that's mostly because of the socialism crazy thing Dickens a

1:08:53 socialist you ever read A Christmas Carol if they just blew out all the point good point you know what quick quick thought if they just like extinguished the fire yeah wow murderer would there be no more gas GH I know and kill them no if the gas ghost lives in the gas and it's not the fire that contains the gas it's the gas itself G it's the gas yeah but the gas wouldn't be ignited the gas would be but the gas still exist so so now we're in agreen the gas gas g yeah the gas would build up any time you turn on G it just never turned it back on the fire is what extinguishes the gas because it burns off the gas that's how the flame stays the fire unleashes the gas oh okay what I no you said extinguish is it yeah I'm just St whatever extinguish means

1:09:39 puts out hey we're trying to learn about the sense of the you know what I don't give a [ __ ] I'm just trying to learn about women use the correct words I'm just staying in the truck I'm just saying you know what it'd be kind of wild thinking about as the actor who got like chosen to play like Dickens like you know how honor you'd be as act I feel like D I got to play Dickens in like a dror who that'd be awesome I know I would have been happy with six uh what do you get you get paid like every other month I think she said8 pounds a year yeah I've gained way more than that to be honest I heat did every second but one week I didn't go on I run on the heath all on my own you naughty girl wow dude she's so naughty he's look at boys [ __ ] oh oh oh

1:10:26 how dare damn damn I bet you've done the same I don't think so miss I don't look at boys don't touch me with those hands you Heathen going to give me the syphilis ma'am I suppose there is one oh you've been holding out on us butcher's boy such a lovely smile he's got a right meat on him he does good smile nice buom well I have never heard the like that's disgusting okay Gordon Rams [Laughter] I swear it is the strangest thing Miss you've got all the claws and the breeding but you talk like some sort of Wild Thing wild women do they don't regret it you need yeah Doctor Who is actually just about Rose going through

1:11:12 like all the old Tom he's giving women rights helping out yeah it was very kind to me to take me in I lost my mom and dad to the flu when I to the flu that's wild thank you Miss wild that it's happening again with them again yeah yeah it's crazy what happens when we don't listen to scientists hey man scientists are plotting against us good point some reason they're building Ai and [ __ ] they're building AI That's measel are good for you I've heard oh [ __ ] uh oh did you miss that I missed it what' she say that was important she said it in the music went M important sitting with them in Paradise they're waiting for me maybe your dog's up there waiting for you you too Miss H not quite born yet there's a

1:11:58 what a goddamn minute who told you he was dead oh awward she like nothing happen I don't know what you're talking about my father died years back been thinking about him lately more than ever ah yeah how' you know all this Mr sne says I think too much I've got the Shannon and you've come such a long way from London all those people rushing about half naked for shame for shame and the birds in the I know know they're metal as well metal birds with people in them it seems like it's all more than meets the eye the things you see the darkness I don't know how I'd feel about this n bro I'd be like more tell me more oh oh um why I'm sorry why are you tweaking my mom said I

1:12:44 had the sight she told me to hide it but it's getting stronger more powerful is that right damn how long has he been listening voices in my head you grew up

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