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0:00 what's up Billy why'd you have to talk in middleman I I didn't say anything why you always yapping why Always yapping we're watching Attack on Titan Bri is our resident anime hater and has has never seen literally an anime hater like that is not that is not clickbait episode one and two and then we'll we'll see how you're feeling we'll see how the billies are feeling and then they're going to watch Glee with me at a later date I will I didn't realize when did that get put into the deal that's yes it is that's a big old h yeah big hand and just like that everything changed I'm Li I've never heard the dub for this the instant English messed me up cuz I was waiting for like the the Japanese voice yeah home was a pen Humanity we were Attack on
0:50 Titan God I always love their music oh oh I'm already being overcome with emotion is this making you want to watch it again oh my God so much PTSD to unpack here it's been a long time since I've been back here bro she doesn't want to watch we may have to kick her off the score L one just Bigfoot yeah pretty much you're I'm very familiar with bigot really I'm from Oregon come on now you got his like on a speed doll something like home of the big foots foots there's multiple I'm still so mad how have they not put this in fortnite yeah it was I want here
1:37 no I want odm gear in fortnite dude I thought they were going to add it or something I don't know why I thought they already did they added the Skins when the Skins came out I was convinced they were going to for Humanity God that's so clean dude also uh I'm going to say something controversial I prefer WID over mappa when it comes to attack on Titan I like them both but I don't I honestly sister um I honestly don't know what I like more titles are important in this show as well titles are important great I've learned a lot it's like that changed everything damn I'm just trying to get you oh God N I didn't all right there I forgot
2:25 there was that much at the beginning Sor we're hyped okay I'm so excited now tag and Titan's probably like one of my favorite pieces of media like period where are we exactly try asking me again when you're awake I just Aaron have have you been crying you've been crying you're crying Kasa you and your stupid scarf it's 85° out here yeah these walls they naked yeah they're they're bigfoots but smooth like clay more aerodynamic you know it helps them helps them with the the air yeah less wind resistant when you don't have meat hanging yep you don't even remember why a wind sock but without
3:15 it somebody messing with you it's like every teenage boy ever it's a medical condition you kids care for a swig aren't you a unwatch little nip now and then keeps us all in our Cur for a spell per SI be in a guard I he's getting a little more than a little sip what if they break through the walls we'd be sitting ducks on your watch use your Insight wow what have any of you actually done to be ready for him dad says you've got to stay sharp how old is he uh what is he like 10 11 yeah I think so he's pretty young at this point like you don't even think that they're all that dangerous means things are good it's how
4:00 I can measure peace of mind yeah good idea all we do is eat and sleep that's all I do man you were right about the kid having fire careful not to cry it out you come get a wamb burger and some French cres tends to dream bigger than life really wants him to God it's like all the houses in Texas they just look the same cobic right the best looking guy godamn bailes in anime I know why does that b look so it was such a quality jump got to make the Bell look good right that always did suck as a kid you can never see I still
4:48 can't yeah Oh I thought his leg was missing I did too at first oh oh oh man that's crazy dude why would why would I mean so that she can bury it I know but like that's just you could at least tell her first how do you I don't know how how how are you supposed to have that conversation your kid was eating we have his arm left all all that's left of is an arm here have it or didn't like did you need an extra hand around the house here I got one for you no like at least tell her you didn't make it first be like find out for yourself he was like at least you can
5:34 still practice your daps like I get what you're saying I get what you're saying but I don't know a better way I would know about it I wouldn't want to be handed a child's arm or a person's arm even if that was all that was left of them I think I think what saying is maybe maybe tell me first don't just hand me I guess I guess what I'm trying to say is to Del no one's really prepared to deliver that kind of news and especially with what it seems like they just experienced I feel like they are I'm assuming they're like some military like the place where they lives military organization tell me his sacrifice gave us a better chance oh his sacrifice meant nothing your son died because of me I sent him
6:21 to his death I mean bro he is owning it fat and happy on human gristle he like this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he's going in for S by bring your ass on before you get us killed W damn you got that strength are you still bound and determined to become one of them the scouts you know the the English voice actor has like a very much more like pointed kind of tone than than the Japanese I had a like like masasa like this yeah I do too oh that's it is that the end that's theend no you can leave now anim so you know other cartoons they'll just go black for commercials
7:06 anime always does like they have like a mid roll screen and credit you know that'd be a wild way to end the first episode Slam against the freaking wall sticks go everywhere somebody worked hard to keep us in fuel for the next several days whatever wow so um Aaron's Thinking about joining the Scout SN oh damn bro just ratted him out out at like what the excuse me I'll be late for the fair darling damn he's like N I ain't I I ain't dealing with this promise me whatever happens I can count on you to have his back like if I wasn't looking out for him I wouldn't have ratted him out of right I'd rather take a few lumps and brawl like a beast oh so now I'm a beast take a good hard look at your yeah
7:52 you're bullying him in an Alleyway brain's the size of a walnut yeah well you know what I'm a sord I did the eyes better the other Animation Studio like I remember like his eyes popping much more and like towards the end to me oh dude yo that stare though I hate anime running scenes why if with my motion sickness really yeah this one look I'm just that scary well idiot one of you is where' they get you Armon like kind of here oh they just heard me rattling on about how men minus like the Titans on the you know the outside of the walls and being trapped like I feel like living in a
8:37 town like this would be kind of sick yeah I wouldn't be eager to go out there keep me in there I would have to worry about a yeah I don't got to worry about Austin traffic like I can just go walk to work it's human nature Aaron when all said and done the government's policies your folks know about the scouts basically and they're not too snitch C over here the walls can't hold forever only a matter of time did it say how long they've been in the walls uh I think it earlier they said something about it hasn't been breached in 100 years oh that's what yeah it's just lightning it's not good or an earthquake [Music] yeah oh
9:28 yeah oh yeah here's Johnny that's a big boy they all simultaneously just [ __ ] their P damn look at that dumper ho just naked yeah he this homie doesn't even have skin it's like Ultra naked oh oh yeah she did yeah hey that's top of that building that look like that that would hurt [Applause] oh ouch use it kicks on oh I don't like the teeth uh-uh hello
10:16 we have to go a no I feel like they should have made like underground bunkers just in case like if they've had so much time to prepare it's like the Garrison right like they just kind of got to a point of like ah we don't got to worry oh some Big Boys oh yeah no it's so creepy there's no time whatever I can carry you will you just shut up and listen to me for one I can't you want all three of us to die just take it down get all three of them out of Harm's Way make good on the debt
11:02 you owe let's go hus he's about to get destroyed y my man just got hit with some reality God that is so scary uhhuh let's get these kids out of here he's like never mind never mind stay alive this is me up dude like this is dude I have so many chills right now it's not even like my dog used to in the cat litter box oh oh I don't like that yeah I don't yeah she just open the bottle I know oh I
11:50 that oh yep why why you know I don't like that stuff that's why that's why that's why I was so surprised he suggested Attack on Titan he like we're doing Attack on Titan I was like oh okay this is like worse than's like fan service he kept like throwing my way what remember the all the anime you ever suggested had like so much boobies that's just Anime that's just Anime no but no not really not this one ay Billy you guys can't do anything right 2024 is shaping up to be our biggest and most insane year ever for sort of stupid
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13:22 Billy come join us at sort of stupid. net excellent e ew I don't like that either so what you're saying is you don't enjoy the circle of life oh Rich was I if something tells me your God ain't going to help you out of this my dude holds noer pain I don't know what they look like but they look like something like a Bobby Hill they look like how I would imagine like a running frog onto L yeah H odly oh god dude hello hello CH I just keep funny enough all I keep seeing is Mr Frog now hi Mr Frog hello
14:11 [Laughter] just 404 God not oh wow he dude right El keeps like preparing herself and they keep not showing it like every time she's like on edge now good that's how this show should be watched you're right we could have saved her we almost had her out why did you come why ow I get it though I mean he just watched his mom get eaten yeah I would take that pretty personal because you'd blame him right like you're a kid you're weak yeah you ran away from the thing
14:56 that ate her yeah oh died because I'm a damn coward correct yep I'm sorry are they just in a different part of the Town yeah they're just kind of moving H up I couldn't even imagine being in like this position dude it it's Carnage and Chaos just yes take me any last words thank you dude I feel like a TI would just see that thing is like a Twinkie right there they are they not do the whole like women and kids first rule I think that's I think
15:42 that's what they're doing is like I think the kids get priority come on they heading right for us it's wild that not a single one of them is like psychotic enough to at least try to kill a few right like you you think there' be at least one dude who was like gungho I'm going to do it what are the rest of us supp to I'm sorry it's at full capacity you can't do this please I'd be like just let me hang off the side like like bro I can like why can't they go swimming yeah just to me yeah no I I would dive into the I would straight up jump off that ledge and grab I just like wall crawl you know and like in water something yeah there you go I'm doing one those guys are doing I'm either going to be eaten or drown I think I one of the things I love
16:29 the most is that they're just unfazed like no no no emot it's like one track mind right no emotional response right best door ever oh that hello just oh yeah y oh yeah yes sir he has no skin but has hair mhm miss it uh what now he's like you guys think you're going to retreat wow oh he's got to get the hell
17:15 out of here I don't think that I love how they all have OD on too I don't think it matters I will say I am impressed with the d w he went right there [ __ ] so clean also me when I smell cinnamon rolls imagine being on that boat be like we're going to safety always boat ever right Billy at least we're on the boat I guess but I wouldn't be confident and be like well he just broke through that wall we're we're about to go through another wall so so yeah I I don't know if you saw the diagram Bri like there's
18:02 actually like three walls so like three different like when the dad left I think he said he's going to the yeah it's just like corpses and they're just like forward dude the stairs it's gone it is like they're just like one of those like sushi boats you get at a restaurant now I'll kill them all they for the last one magic does Eric kill or Aaron kill every last one not in a thousand years okay or 2000 I just want to make [Laughter] [Music] sure best godamn bails in anime all I've had for two days is a bit
18:49 of crush angry you mean eventually people would just go into a panic right like Grandpa sced a little extra by telling the powers of be he had GI that was nice of him bro I'd be eat that so fast and nobody be trying to steal that [ __ ] by the way I'd make that last they were already dealing oh no I just eat the whole thing yeah like can't just not eat the whole bread especially that if people are fighting over food and then you can't you just got to eat it when you got it does anybody have any honey butter it's going to get St eat up the Titans like a little meat on their bones wow damn it you picked the wrong man [ __ ] oh oh yo yo he's just holy [ __ ] You' seen one you've seen what they can
19:34 do uh-huh uh-huh Cuz you're he's sorry tell your buddy a little gratitude goes a long way he's a child hell with all of them here what does that benefit you mother eat your goddamn bread like shut up and eat your bread we have to stand on our own two feet to do what get killed by a tit you going grow bread out here Aaron you see any you want to scrape by in the chair of cowards that's your thing but I'm not a parasite oh yeah there you go there you go because hand bro he's been punched twice in the span of like five minutes no can we address that he was punched by a grown ass man is fine and she punched him he's out take your
20:21 shorts out on him D dude her her tone is entirely different with this voice actress I like it eat the bread eat your goddamn bread starved refugees were put to plow in the wastelands as a last ditch effort to raise food damn it's around winter time too like refugees old enough to serve in the military were tasked with reclaiming wall Maria wow of the 250,000 Cent not even 200 made it back holy that's crazy crap we have to find a way to stop them next year I'll be applying to join the cadetes straighten those spines pisss I'm coming down Keith Shotz and
21:07 you will grow to hate me before I'm done with them the Titans will grow to hate me I'm not mad at the voice acting I'm not either man like I'm actually really happy with it so far so thoughts brief I mean only seen the first two episodes yeah what do you think are you interested are you intrigued you wouldn't watch it why too violent too violent too violent what are you kidding me right now are you are you kidding me damn what if this video explodes people love it and they're like bre please and they're begging you every day they're begging if they beg enough maybe okay well you heard it here first thanks for watching Billy uh you know beg Bri we want to watch this again I want to watch again pleas please please beg her cuz I really want to watch be the joy bye okay bye
