We Were NOT Ready for That T-Rex vs. Spinosaurus Fight (Group Reaction)

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0:46 >> 2001. >> Facts. >> Actors that I know, too. >> Yeah. A lot of known actors here. Um, hold special place. I got this told you right before this. I went to go see this with my parents when I was a kid in theaters and it was just a fun time. I was excited about watching this movie and I'm excited to be watching it with you guys here today. All right, if you guys want to watch the full uncut reactions, make sure you check it out on our Patreon. The link is always down below in the description. We have more Jurassic movies to watch. Man, this is just a stop. Let's do it. Jurassic Park 3. That must be said

1:32 now. >> Yeah, right. >> What was that? >> Bless you again. >> I don't know. Wow, I was wrong. >> What happened to them? >> I don't know. >> They got beaten by friends. >> Oh my god. >> Yo, that's awesome. >> Is this >> nice to meet you, Alan? Daddy, >> this is a herborn. That's the dinosaur.

2:17 >> Dinosaur. >> I'm dumb. I thought that was history, >> right? >> So, what are you working on now? >> You probably >> like the husband don't know that they used to be together. >> They could talk to each other >> to a degree we never imagined. They were smart. He was smarter than dolphins or whales. He was smarter than primates. Like imagine a dinosaur was not only vicious but could coordinatedly attack. >> Hey yo, I'mma go to the back. You sneak up to the side. >> Yo, they like us on Xbox Live. >> All right, bro. We going to flank like all right, we're cooked. >> Your theory on rafters is good and all, but isn't all this conjecture kind of boot? >> Why is that? >> Once the UN Costa Rica and everyone

3:03 decides how to handle that second island, scientists will just go and look for themselves. >> No force on Earth or heaven. Get me on that island. >> That's cap. There's a whole movie right now that you're in, bro. >> Without the nozzle. >> Oh, yes sir. We're good to go here. >> No, sir. I haven't worked with them personally, but believe me, sir, both of these men can very highly recommend it. >> Damn. Yo, that scope is crazy though. >> Yeah, I'm about to say that gun will blow your like body parts off.

3:48 >> Smooth. >> We're studying here. It's not foreplay, brother. >> Meet the future of paleontology. It's a rapid prototype. I enter the scan data from the raptor scope. The computer breaks it down thousands of slices and this thing scopes it. He got flashbacks. [Music] >> First thing, I'm a great admirer of yours and I'd like to >> Would you have dinner with my wife and me this evening? It'll be our treat. >> Two, please. >> Well, we've admired your work for years. >> Truly inspiring. love the outdoors. We've been on just

4:33 about every adventure come up with a fly low enough to see anything of any real interest. >> Oh, we're landing. >> See, that's the interesting part because we have permission to fly low. It's whatever we want. >> How did you get permission? >> You see, through my business >> money, there it is. >> Money talks. >> Yeah, there it is. I got connects. How much was it? >> Nah, my boy basically said, "I give you a blank check. You write the number." Look, he's on a plane. I don't know what number he wrote down, bro. >> Me when we get there. >> That's why I respect people that do uh risk their life every day. I could not. >> Damn. They they hand over the oie do.

5:22 >> Wait, there's no one in the He's having a nightmare. >> Oh, no. No, no, no. Uh, I'll go back to that. >> Wake up, >> Cooper. If you see anything, yell up. >> No, I got to keep it to myself. >> You want me to put it out? >> No. No. I told you I want to circle first. See the whole island. You need to set it down. You can't land here. What are you talking about? >> Oh, they got my boss knocked his ass out. Yeah, you don't understand, brother. >> Now, he can't be uh boiling like down the plane, though, too. >> Yeah. Like, what did you >> That's why you don't do it. >> We have to get back on that plane. Will you tell your wife to stop making that noise? That is a very, very bad idea. Amanda. >> Ben. >> Amanda. Honey. >> Who's she looking for? >> Two people from the beginning of the movie. >> Yeah.

6:10 >> We got >> Thank you. >> He told y'all not to land, y'all. >> They got off. Now the plane's going to be >> remember how they were like, "Yeah, we can take these guns. We can take down anything." Yeah. left his dumb ass behind. [Music] >> He's an idiot. >> Oh, >> yeah. I had a feeling, bro. I'm like, bro, they can't make it out of this. >> N this is better than I like this one. I'm sorry. >> I told you guys not to land a damn play. Yeah, I'm about I'm about to be like Rob. Yo, this is already better than Karate Kid Legends.

6:56 >> Oh my god, bro. He already died. >> No, no, >> no. >> Not Nashy. >> I'm good with >> No, no, no, no. >> It's actually funny. I actually remember. >> All right, he's alive. >> Come on, Nashy. >> Oh, this movie turned up >> now. We're usually like three quarters into the movie for it. He's walking. >> Yeah, bro. >> I get what you're saying cuz at this point in the movie, I think they didn't even get to this island yet. >> Bro, you know what the problem is? That's the problem. Like, these people are just all running around like he was like, "Yo, but how does it go that bad that fast?" >> By lying. Yo, we're going to fly and they landed.

7:45 >> Bro, think about it. The carnivores been on this island. There's probably not a lot to eat. I go this way there. You go that way. >> Yep. >> What? I go this way. You go that way. >> Oh, bro. He's awesome. And you found me. >> They're going to move. >> No, I ain't going to lie. You say that Evan's [Music] >> Ev and someone tell you don't move, you're moving, bro. And I like that they surviving cuz they going ahead. Oh my gosh. >> T-Rex took out >> my god. This >> now he them up. >> And the quality too. I like the way the dinosaurs look better. >> We did everything we could. No one would

8:31 help us. Costa Rican government said this is a no zone. >> Oh, so that's like his grandchild or I not nephew. >> US embassy told us we should accept the inevitable. Can you believe that? >> I really love this movie, bro. This is hilar. >> It makes their predicament much more understandable. >> Yeah. No, it makes way more sense. >> Get my kid back and I'll lie to you. >> That makes sense. >> No, I'm That's why I said I like it. Like that makes a whole lot more sense, bro. >> Kirby paint. Plus stands for bathroom fixtures. We're in the Westgate shopping center. >> Check you. >> Wow. He lied about the money, >> bro. Oh, they don't have money. >> I didn't want to come here to begin with. I told y not to land the plane.

9:18 >> That's why they brought him to that restaurant. Jerry, you want us? >> No, it is. >> That's definitely the clown, bro. >> Yo, how's he going to survive this, bro? I ain't going to lie. How is his son alive? He got from Tarz or something, bro. What? >> That dude could communicate with dinosaurs, bro. [Music] Camera's still on. >> Oh, what the hell? >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. >> How was that body looking for? >> Yeah. I'm like, whose body is that? >> That's the other dude. There was two bodies. >> Cuz the body was fossilized. >> Oh my god. Shut up. >> It could be a dinosaur pig to the bone. >> But you dropped that. That's like the

10:04 kid dropped. Yeah, but he said I'mma drop now though. >> That's bad funny. She said I don't care about Ben being dead. I'm worried about my son. >> Girl be like that. when I witnessed her best friend get murdered whatever she died a whole different go >> the only thing is though I would feel like if I stepped on it they'll be able to smell for sure >> shut up >> yo why they bro they think like they just looking for him at a regular park or >> something mad bro she's so dumb >> bro that worked >> she got me so mad at work. Yo, the dude

10:50 auto pick up. >> See that? >> I did it. >> These people would just create these islands. It gets out of hand. They just leave it. Just whatever happens happens. >> It was supposed to be like an amusing part. >> It just failed cuz it's >> cuz of part one. >> Imagine that's behind it and it's not inside of it. >> You get what I'm saying? >> Surprise. A >> Yo, cuz the way he looked at >> it and it didn't look like it was inside, bro. >> Got your ass. >> We told you these things are smart. >> Yeah, bro. That >> the It's a trap. It's a trap. >> Push. That's what happens when you skip

11:36 leg day. >> Be dead ass, bro. If that's me or Rob, bro, we're pushing that B. I don't know. >> Oh, you mean I can just jump over? Nah, that's too smart, bro. That's wild. >> Push it. Push. >> God. God. >> Oh, he's falling for help. >> That's what you meant by the intelligent, bro. >> Oh, yeah. My boy. >> Yeah, they're mad people, gang. >> Bro, what is going on? >> I'm jumping on one of those things backs, bro. That ass. They ain't eating me, bro. >> Oh, he's he's charged. He not even step on. >> Yeah, I'm Yo, I was thinking the same

12:22 thing. Yo, get that back that book bag off your back. >> Damn, bro. >> Oh, he put the big toenail inside his back. >> And this is what you This is for what you did to Airbud. Your dumb ass. >> Oh, he's moving. >> Wait. You know, they did that on purpose. >> Oh, the Kirby's annoying, >> bro. That's so smart. Left him alive so that they could go to the body potentially. >> Wait, what? >> Yeah, they bodied him. >> It snapped his neck and left. >> Yeah, that's kind of That's kind of interesting. We're gonna save this food for later, but let's make sure he's dead. >> We interrupt this program to bring you

13:08 >> Thank you for watching RTV on YouTube. For early access and premium content, make sure you join our Patreon. The link is right down below. >> And if you want to continue the conversation, head over to our Discord right now. We have a great community ready for you. You can become part of the action. Join right now. Link down below. Let's go. >> Stupid dog. You made me look bad. >> Yeah, I'm about to say, bro. There's no way it would sound like that. >> Jo, this would be you saving. That's a little boy. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Yo, the little boy turned to Tit. You never seen Genius, bro. That's Chaz, bro. >> I don't know that many kids is making a camouflage. >> Y never seen this movie. That's the

13:54 problem. >> I've never seen Genius. >> He's a genius. >> He's freaking genius. >> Yeah. >> What is he eating? >> I don't know. But this dude, this kid must have been watching the Discovery Channel every day of the week. He probably just found this bunker. >> Be careful with that. T-Rex scares some of the smaller ones away, but it tracks one really big one with a fin. >> It's been there for two months, Pat. >> It's been that long. >> That makes sense why that body deteriorated now. >> Aren't those like the piranha type ones, the little ones that are like picky? >> Yeah, bro. How about you? Somebody got ate up bad last movie.

14:44 >> How we going to get off this damn island, >> [ __ ] Honestly, >> I'll be I'll be a J. >> Now that we have this little kid, I think everything is possible, bro. >> You know that little kid's different, bro. When he found out his parents are here, he said, "Oh, that's not good. They're together." >> He even say, "Thank God." Like, he's just, "Oh, dude." >> What about Eric? >> Eric's a smart kid. He probably knows he stands his best chance by the coast. He figures all the big dinosaurs are in the center of the island. >> It's a pumpake, bro. >> It is. >> Oh, yeah. >> Okay. >> Wait, Jo, are they like um birds? >> Like parrots,

15:30 >> huh? >> They can imitate sound. >> Like parrots. >> Oh, like mocking. >> That would be hilarious. Yeah, that would be bad. >> T-Rex, mom. >> I can't fit through that. >> He should be able to fit through that. >> Oh my god. >> Oh, I'm not glad to see you. >> Oh, they're screwed, bro. >> It's in the dinosaur's belly. >> Oh my god. >> You know Joel Joel would have tricked you at this point. >> Oh, there's opening. How lucky were they? >> That little kid is nasty, bro.

16:15 >> That is the best movie. This the best movie. >> Y [Music] >> he's going to find out what it is and be like, >> "What's in this bag, Billy?" >> I'm not going to lie. I'll smash the heck over his head. Bro, >> you're chill. >> This dude smoking crack. >> I took him on an impulse. I thought they'd be worth the fortune to fun more years. >> But you have to believe me. >> That's another reason why he took the money. It was so fun to take. Yeah, that makes sense. >> As far as I'm concerned, you're no better than the people that built this place. >> Yeah, it's a forest. >> Yeah, he's a forest. >> That's a forest, dude. >> No, he arrested people's life for money. He kind of is like What if they catch us

17:01 with them? >> What if they catch us without them? >> Ah. Okay, guys. Here's your eggs. >> I'm sorry. >> I give you the eggs. You let me live. >> Oh, >> well, that goes nowhere. >> I'm not going to lie. After I just seen that one thing fall after I stepped on it, I'll be shook to do this, bro. [Music] Okay, come on over. I'm out of time. >> All right, Eric, I think I can manage the next two minutes without you. >> No, he has a very valid point. >> Yeah, don't worry. Yo, I know this. I know this better than you.

17:47 >> Together now. >> It looks like he's in hell and cell. Yeah, somebody going to get >> Was that dried up? What is that, bro? What do you smell? What is that? >> Mom, >> I don't think that's mom. >> Oh my god. >> What is it? >> It's bird cage. >> Pterodactyls. >> For what? >> Pterodactyls. pterodactant. >> Oh, he got introduced in this movie hard.

18:37 >> Oh, >> he got lucky, bro. >> What? Where? N they the bird's going to get him. >> Billy is a superhero. >> Oh, okay. He's helping. [Music] >> Yeah. What' you think he was doing? Running away. >> Yeah. >> Jack it off. >> Jack off. >> Every was like you could have it, bro. >> Jack it on, jacket off, bro. >> Oh, I think I could fight that.

19:27 I would >> n you don't know how hard them beaks are, bro. >> So, I'm dodging the beaks. I'm going for the neck. >> I can't swim. I can't swim. Let's go. We ain't worried about no bird. You ain't worried about no bird. You may not die. >> Oh, thank gosh, bro. I thought he was going to land on that rock. >> Yeah, I think he was driving y'all crazy. >> I told you I Oh, he's not. That's slippery. >> I still don't think Oh,

20:12 >> yeah. Billy's cooked. >> How do you call it? I said I still don't think He's still there though. >> He's dead. He's big dead. >> The way No, >> the turn around though. >> Wow. >> He said, "Hello, motherfucker." >> He got the same face as that thing from Moonnight. >> This movie reminds me of like Kong Sky Skull Island a little bit. >> I can see that, too. >> I have a theory that there are two kinds of boys. Those that want to be astronomers and those that want to be astronauts. [Music] Don't worry, fam. We not going to attack you over there. >> That's a beautiful go to the first dinosaur zone after it or like 60 70.

21:01 >> No, I'm not going. >> I actually turned into Jurassic Park. I'm good. >> Yeah. [Music] E, you about to dig in some dung. >> You got to put that to your face. >> That's the least of my worries right now. >> Hello. Hello. >> I'm not going to lie. Like a demon ass dinosaur, bro. >> He's like, I'm good. Y'all smell like dookie. >> I love the color of that dinosaur. That was hard. It must be camouflaged because of the dookie. this kid.

21:46 >> Hello. >> It's a dinosaur. >> Okay. >> Shout out to Charlie. >> Charlie the goat gang. >> That kid's not respect. >> Oh, Barney. That'll get me too that age, bro. God damn you, Barney. >> Now kids like Coco Melon and then what's that? >> Yo, Charlie said, "Oh, damn. Dino man's on the phone." >> Barney almost got me again. >> Oh, [Music] grab it.

22:38 She killed that, bro. >> Like, not right now, Charlie. >> Charlie, get me. >> He ain't trying to run this. [Music] >> This is like those tanks that people be getting dunked in the water. >> That's not >> It's like some fear factorish. Come on. >> Oh. [Music]

23:24 Bro, what did you think that was going to do? >> Fire. Fire. >> I'm not going to lie, I did not expect that to happen. [Music] Paul, >> Johnson, >> they're definitely getting back together. >> You want to walk, >> Rob? You said that the the other dude was going to pipe it up. That lady you called, >> who is she? How do you know that she can help us? >> She was one person I could always count

24:11 on. I owe her a lot. I don't think I ever told her that. >> This is when you got to get the >> What you thought this was? You thought we forgot? >> Ah, you check him. I'll check him. I ain't going nowhere till y'all get these heads. >> Run your pockets. >> And even then, y'all still ain't going nowhere. >> Run your pockets. >> Bro, if you hand it to them, I'm still going to get eight, right? >> No, not necessarily, bro. >> I speak raptor. >> Don't mess around. You said you don't mess around. You fit right now. >> Back up. >> I'mma hope that the smell scares you. >> Oh, they got the go.

24:59 Oh, >> shout out to Billy, bro. >> The raptor horn, right? >> Yeah. >> Running. >> What the hell? >> Right. >> What's that? >> Oh, damn. >> Yo, who is that? >> Chris the Rex pulling up. >> Who said that? >> Yo, I on God. I didn't know he speak he spoke Rocka. Oh, he want us. [Music] We got to take eyes on we going to death. You're lucky you one of us. [Music] >> Oh, >> Dr. Grant. Dr. Al. >> That's a very bad idea.

25:45 >> Yeah, >> Ellie really made sure he came back alive. Remember the uh her husband got government contracts. The government connects to >> that Billy. >> Yes, sir. >> Oh my god. >> How the hell? >> No, I I The thing is those things are just picking at him and stuff like that. >> No, but how the hell did they find him? >> They could probably do a whole movie out of how Billy survived. the whole movie. [Music] >> They try to come after the belly still, bro. >> They're like, "We're free. >> They're coming to America, bro." >> Yep. >> Coming to America, three.

26:31 >> Where do you think they're going? >> I don't know. Maybe just looking for new nesting grounds. >> Yeah. >> Family. >> He's amped. That's the the best thing that could happen to that kid. My boy said, "F it, man. I go through this again just for >> Went from Chaz to Jurassic Park, bro." >> My boy got no money. >> Isn't the blue power and Turbo from Casper meets Wendy? >> Yeah. >> Is that really him? >> She is, right? Yeah. Shout out to Hillary Duff. >> Wait, Hillary Duff won. >> She's Wendy, bro. Yeah. >> Shift into >> That was a dope movie. Yo, >> Joe Johnson. That was my favorite one. Joe >> in the first three pack.

27:19 >> Yeah, I love that. >> Follow you. You I feel you what you're saying though. All three is is perfect, bro. >> Yeah. >> Like I I like 213, >> but all of them are good. Like they're all right near each other, bro. >> Yeah. >> I feel like if you was watching this in that era, like I I never had a problem with any of them. >> I'm watching in this I still don't got a problem with >> it. I like I like it, but I think I know why people didn't like it. I don't think people like the ending just from the outside looking in. I liked it though. >> I always thought cuz I heard that too. I always thought like because we see that the there were birds, bird dinosaurs, whatever. Pterodactyls. It mean like they can go to >> Yeah. >> anywhere they want. So like >> the dinosaurs could no longer be contained on just these two islands. So it to me that it could they could have

28:05 opened up and expounded on just that. You know what I mean? >> That was good. >> Shout out to Ellie. Yo, she really got them help a sap. Yo, >> like yo, they got to the island before we got to the island, >> before we could get to the water. >> That's that's real help right there. And yo, honestly, I really enjoyed all the characters in this one. Shout out my boy Chaz, bro. I hadn't seen that actor in forever. And um I thought the dinosaurs looked really good in this one, too. That's one thing I'll say, too. >> I really like this. I like the story. I like the pacing. I like the violence. Overall, good story. I like the plot, too. So, remember them saving the kid. I like every actor in it. I like the nostalgia, the past actor and actress. I think they used her well even though she was in the >> Yeah, even taking the the main

28:50 character, I forget his name, the old guy. Like, seeing him back was fun for me, too. Um, yeah, man. Overall, good movie. One of the best trilogies to me on the planet. Um, and we still have >> three more. >> Four more. >> Oh, it's four. Oh, cuz the newest one we have the next three pack series. >> Yep. And then they restarted again. >> Yep. >> It's lit. >> If I'm the main If I'm the main character, what's the main character's name again? Main dude. >> Joshua. >> You're the main I'm the main character. >> I mean, like, after we get this out, I'm just going to be out, guys. I just want to let you know, never hit me up ever again in life. Like >> it's crazy cuz he's a he's a paleontologist. So like it revolves around his life. You know what I'm saying? >> But that's why he said I'd rather be uh

29:38 astronomer than uh a astronaut. >> Yeah. >> Which was a great analogy. >> Yeah, for sure. >> Wait, which one do you guys think you are? >> What >> you rather be the person researching something to the person doing it? >> I'm not going to hold you, bro. I think I'm overdo it type person. I don't lie to you. It depends what the what the it is. >> You know what I mean? >> Like I want to skydive and I want to do that. I don't want to study that. But like if we're talking about dinosaurs, >> oh please. I will be the paleontologist, brother. I will not be the dinosaurologist. >> I'll be in the field, bro. >> Robbie, there's some things I There's a factor. Put it this way. >> I don't care how much they were paying for certain jobs. I ain't doing it.

30:25 >> Sure. That money's offered then we'll see. >> All right. Go find somebody to take off you that money. You jump out the plan. >> I don't know, man. He jumped out. >> You paid. >> Yeah, you might do it. >> You know what I'm saying? >> You paid. >> I asked a lot of people, bro. >> You can ask that it too. >> Ask a lot of people if they made it up. Five years. Jurassic Park. >> You going to go? >> Joelle. >> Five years. You >> damn. You want me to live there for five years? >> Five years? This kid too much. >> He said it was like, "Yo, the park was open for five years." >> Uhhuh. Um. >> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. All right. I got >> How much money >> in five years >> you paid? >> How many? >> Just like you paid.

31:10 >> I'm paying. Oh, no. You're on crack, bro. >> The experience, bro. >> I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. But like, no. Actually, you know what's crazy? Five years, nobody died at all. I'm going Yeah. Five years. Nobody died. That means I said that means you know how many people I give a chance to live and die. Nobody died. >> But now if you tell me >> 160 there's going to be a going to be a real one. >> All right. All right. >> If my grandk want to go I go. >> Just know just know I'm thinking like a Viking. I'm ready to go to Bajala. If I go over there, bro, it's over for me. >> I'm going now. I'm going out. >> Damn. You just abandon your guy like that, >> bro. I'm telling you, that's what you got to think I'm doing, bro. That's what you think I'm doing. >> I don't want to die regular, man. I want to die. I want to die in a fight.

31:57 >> That's what you just said. You just said a whole life chang. >> You want me to go see dinosaurs? I just know I turned into a kid, bro. >> I turned into a Viking, bro. >> Wow. >> All right. Well, we got another threeack plus one. Scarlet Johansson number one grossing movie this year, man. 700 mil. Let's go. Jurassic. The best movies series ever. It's your boy Wells, man. We'll see you on the next one. >> James Gun Superman. >> Yo, it's the maniac. >> James Gun DC. >> Yo, shout out to the real goal of the year. Yo, Brad Pit. You already know what it is, man. We racing to the box office. >> That the round table.