1:00 Heat. Heat.
3:37 Hello. Hello. Mina. Hello. Question time. Does Oblivion have better music than Skyrim? I don't know. I quite like the movie theme even though it's like the same. It's the same song but different, you know. difficult question. Choose your favorite child.
4:23 Wait, Arl, give me one sec. I'll be right back. I got to do something. I'm very
5:10 Yum. The music is loud. Okay, I hear you. And let me How are How is this? Better. Good. Good. Better. Excellent. Fantastic. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait,
5:56 wait, wait. Pure Han Zimmer vibe. Did he didn't do this song, right? He didn't confirm who um who made the Elder Scrolls music who composed the Jeremy soul. Oh my god, how could I have forgotten that? You are so right. I am ashamed. I knew that. I knew that. Pretend I didn't ask you that. I knew that. Oh my god. Oh my god. I deserve I deserve punishment for not knowing. I know that though. I knew
6:43 that. Gura. Hi. Domo. Um, it's me. It's me, Gura. And today we're going to be playing um we're playing the Oblivion remake, the remastered Oblivion, because I want to I would like to partake support Todd by giving more 50s. I've not played Oblivion. I saw some people asking if I played Oblivion. I've
7:29 never played Oblivion. I've played Skyrim a little bit. I watched a lot of Skyrim. I don't know how it ends, but it Wait, there's a big dragon. Spoilers. There's a big dragon. Does Nathan Fillian voice the big dragon in Skyrim? Who voices the big dragon? Because I It's one of those voice actors or it's one of those actors that you don't expect. It's not Nathan Fillian. Who is it? And Mario doesn't Charles Martinea voices the the the big dragon in Skyrim. Isn't that crazy? The little Bing Bing Wahoo man voices
8:15 the big scaly dragon. That's crazy. Not Chris Pratt. No, not Chris Pratt. No. No. Oh my god. Mario like being Wahoo. Speaking of Wahoo men, um there was a photo that I saw on Twitter and I actually I sent it to Crony because I was like, "Dude, check this out." It It's like I think I I don't think it was real. I I thought it was cosplayers at first, but it's like Did you guys see that? It looks like Dante and Virgil eating meat on a stick. And then there's another one where it's like they're in
9:01 front of a city building taking a selfie. Those are the most It was okay. It was AI. I thought it was cosplayers. I Is it cosplay? I don't know. I have no idea. It's the It just was so I hate to say it was so good. It captured their personality so well. Oh, it's okay. I thought it was cosplayers. Cody and I were like, "Those are cosplayers, right?" They're so That's That's so good. I don't know if it's real. I love it, though. It's so funny. The one when it's like a selfie mode and both Dante and Virgil are a
9:48 little blurry. Virgil's like glaring into the camera and Dante looks like an old man trying to figure out how the how the phone works. It's funny though. He's funny. And in the one where they're eating meat, they're also sitting on the plastic chairs. Like the plastic chairs. I guess that's a dead giveaway that it may not be a real photo because how would that have worked? How would you have taken I mean that's a lot of setup for a photo. It also doesn't make any sense because they're in like a office building it looked like or like a some kind of big big office type thing on a stick in that plastic chairs that just so happened to be the plastic
10:34 chairs. I I don't get it. It's funny. Haha. Laughing at the old man. Um, yeah. Oblivion. Oh, I'm so ready. I'm so ready. Who knows how far we'll get? Probably not very cuz we have to make a character. Character creation. Start a new game. I can't really hear it. I was born 87 years ago. Okay. Old fart. For 65 years, I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor. Wait, I've never seen this
11:20 before. For all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of oblivion beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness a doom sweeps the land. The gates of hell awaken thee, forged in fire. This is the 27th of last seed, the year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the third
12:08 era and the final hours of my life. Don't be dramatic. Is that five or six? Oh, it's four. Okay, I'm going to punch all of these,
12:54 too. Welcome to the majority of the stream, boys. No, I'm kidding. Music is loud. I It should be fine now. It should be fine. I turned it down a little bit. Let me pop out this chat so I can see what's going on. What's going
13:44 on? Hey, you want to hear something funny? So, my kitten, I've picked up a new habit where he will like try and sit in my chair, but if he doesn't, if I don't allow him to sit in my chair, he'll just bite me in my butt. I don't know why. He'll just bite me hard in my butt, and it really hurts. Yours does that, too. How do I stop it? How do I make him stop? It hurts. It hurts. He doesn't care. He doesn't give one singular. Doesn't care. All right. What do we got
14:31 here? A lizard. A man. Whoa. when you can't decide if you want. Wait, hold on a second. How do you get such a perfectly bald cut and then also a mohawk but then also the ring around? Man, who should I be? The bald hog. Not the bald hog orc man. Be a nord. Hajita. Intelligent, quick, agile. We a
15:19 catgirl. You guys like the Nords? No shark race. If we can have fish people, would it majorly mess with the lore of The Elder Scrolls if they were to have fish people? Cuz they already have lizard people. Imagine if they had shark people. That could be kind of cool. It can't look any worse than like a orc. No offense. Or, you know, anything else. Lizard man. Argonians can breathe underwater. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. Citizens of Skyrim, they are tall
16:04 and fair-haired people, strong and hearty. Nords are famous for their resistance to cold. They are highly talented warriors of the west or of the east. What is the difference? Oh, you lived in the west of She lived in the west of Skyrim. A rugged environment filled with rough terrain and dangerous beasts. Does this matter? Gur is basically an Argonian. I feel like that feels offensive. You're beautiful.
16:55 Do these affect your stats? Okay. Would it be lame if I chose a Nord? Why does everybody have eye shadow? Oh, I want the monk caught. The monk. Become the monk. Kind of want to be a Nord. just want to be man, you know, be guy. Should we be a western Nord or an eastern Nord? Um, either due to extreme snowstorms, the College of Mages, or simply stubbornness, the people of Eastern Skyrim, such as you, are known for their tenacity and resourcefulness.
17:45 the west of Skyrim. You are prepared to survive in even the most challenging climates. Wait, open stats. Yeah. Oh, okay. Willpower, more endurance, less willpower. Strength, intelligence, willpower, agility, speed, personality. We are lacking in the personality. I can fix I can fix that. Wait, return to the main. No. Select. Oh, body. Okay, we're going to be what? Oh, I see. With or without
18:32 boob. Okay. I kind of I want to be a man. I want to be a dude. You guys probably want to be women all the time, so I want to be a man. It's fair. A old man. Wait, it's probably because we were talking about Dante and Virgil and now I have old guys. Old guys on the brain. Old guys in the mind. I want to be a spry young man. Spry young guy. No, I'm not going to make Dante. I promise. Should I make somebody? I'm so bad with character creation. What is
19:19 this? Brow ridge. Low high. Is that what makes you look more like caveman? Inner ridge down up. Okay, we need a low brow. Low brow. The lowest brow possible. I'm going for the Cro-Magnon look. Cro-Magnon. The Cro-Magnon. The caveman. I want to make a caveman. Oh, that's quite the caveman.
20:05 Okay. Need to go down. I see. Is this Grug? Yeah, we're going to make Grug. Grug collect ninroot. Grug eat a ninroot. Grug look for schuma cuz you'd sell bad schuma to Grug. Grug not happy. Grug kill. Grug. Grug kill. He blinks kind of weird. How could you even tell when he's
20:56 blinking? Cheekbones. Low cheekbones pronounced. Yes. You guys see the ghost behind my head? You see that woman? There's like a ghost of a woman behind my my head. Who is that? Grug storm approach. Grug sense storm come fast. Any wide cheekbones? Hey Arnold. Oh my god, there's so many
21:42 recessed. Should we give him a Hapsburg? He looks just like me. What? What? What are you talking? He kind of does though. He kind of does. Jetting retracted. Why? Why? Shallow. Deep. Large chin. Large. He needs a big chin so when he puts his finger on it during thinking time, he's got like enough
22:30 space. You know what I mean? He's getting the Eustace. Stupid dog. Give him a double chin. Wait. This is Wait. Yes. Wait. Yes. This is your old manager. If I could like do a cute peace sign right now, I'd tell him you take a screenshot and send it. Hey, this VTuber shark made you in oblivion. Can I get a race? Wait, eyes
23:21 down. No, don't chew on this. Oh my goodness. Squint maxing. It's bright here in Oblivion. Oh no, wait. Where does this take place? Is this Does it take place in Oblivion? Please, please, please enlighten me. I do not know. Tamriel is the entire world. Okay. Siridil, it's very bright in Siridil. Wait, but we're from Skyrim. That's right. We're in Nord. We're from Skyrim. Guys, I'm guessing on this. I don't know what to do. I'm just I'm just kidding. Tamreel is the the
24:06 continent. And then you zoom out. Zoom out and you get Siridil, Skyrim, and Hammerfell. Correct. Hammerfell is another place. Or am I wrong? Apart. So he can see his enemies coming in every direction. Hammerhead looking Clint Eastwood. Shut up. And more wind. Brown nose chin. What does that even
24:51 mean? He looks like he says you there. You there. Cat, I'm going to kick you out of the room. I'm going to kick you out of the room if you can't, babe. Please. Thank you. Potion seller. That's exactly what it looks like. In a perfect world. In a perfect world, men like me don't exist. Potion seller, I require your strongest potions. It's
25:41 perfect. I feel like everybody's character that I've seen kind of just falls into this, though. Oh, he looks so We've lost Grug, but he's now now he looks like the do the roar. He's We started out with Grug, but now we went from Grug to Potion seller to do the roar. This is just This is a nightmare. Grumble still SC me after visiting grandma. Look at me when grandma gives me another plate of cookies. What is this? Forehead. Well, obviously we have to balance out the chin. You have a chin that big. You need to balance it big and
26:27 tall because people from Skyrim have larger brains, obviously. Wait, I don't think I like him anymore. I don't even What's happening? Oh my god. Oh my god. Can one of you guys come fix him? I don't know what's going on. He sees the future. His forehead is it His forehead is entering the the dungeon before the rest of his body is, which is pretty funny. Also, I hope we get a different outfit. I don't like the sack he's wearing. Although, at least it's blue and it matches his eyes. Not that you can see
27:15 them jutting. Look at the double chin. He's almost crescent shape. I don't want to play with these anymore. I want to change his mouth and his nose. Okay. His mouth should be What does it mean to have a drawn mouth? I know. Pur is like a bitter old woman. Yeah. Yeah. This is like This is the old woman that spins
28:02 around and glares at you if you swear in church. You sneeze. You sneeze in church. Someone spins around and gives you this look. All right, we'll give our boy some lips. How else are we going to romance the Kajit women? The fantastic women. Happy. He's a happy man. Ocean cellar tilt up. He's a furry. Yeah, he's a
28:48 furry. He only seeks women with uh hair all over their body. Bipedal cat women. A true nord. A true a true Nord is a furry and seeks companionship of bipeedal cat women. Inflated or deflated? Shouldn't it be like lip fullness? Retracted or puckered? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. No.
29:35 He's mogging. Byebye. Bye. Bye. Well, Skyrim might be sending their strongest warrior, but they may they're not sending their most attractive. But that's okay. I don't mind his nose. It works with his base. This is vile. That's rude. That's incredibly He's Do you see how You don't know how strong he is yet. This is all about balance.
30:21 Okay. My brain's I don't like this all of these options. Nose bridge deep. What does that mean? like a lot. Discord mod type of guy. Nah, I liked his nose. Give me the nose back. Wait, I want big nostrils. Yeah, it's cute. I don't know what the sle is. Wait, that's the selon. The space between your your two eyebrows is called a
31:09 selon. So when you get a unibrow, you have to wax your selon. What are you doing? I'm making my guy. I'm making the man. He should be shallow. He's so He's so stinky. Why is he so stinky? Okay, there. Can we zoom out? Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's Prince
31:59 Charming. He looks nice from the back. You approach him in the market square. You say, "Oh, sir." Oh, no. Am I too big? Wait, he doesn't look Habsburg. What are you talking about? He's not inbred. He's fine. See, he was built for the bang hair. If you have a big forehead, you wear bangs so well. Ask you would ask him out cuz you have good taste. Yeah, with that forehead. He was built for hairstyles like
32:44 this. Oh, not for this. Um, do the roar. Um, okay. Well, you know, bangs are bangs are very in right now, uh, bud. So I I think I think Bald might be your um looks like the Dwinky twins. The Winky. You like that?
33:35 How tall? How tall hair? He looks like a paintbrush. He looks like a paintbrush. No, this. No. No. No. What do we think? No beer. Painting a new adventure. That's ex That's perfect. Here's to a new adventure. He's the paintbrush of the new adventure. Hair root color. Hair tip
34:23 color. Oh, frosted tips. Electric boo. This looks like your uncle. Do you like your uncle? I hope you like your uncle. Frosted. What about like gold or yellow? The fate of Siridel rests in this man's
35:11 hands. You can frost the tips. Just the tips. We got some salt and pepper. Oh, sloth from Goonies. What is that? Wait, I'm going to Google that. Goonies
35:59 sloth. That's mean. That's mean. That's also wildly accurate. Chucky from Chucky. I've not I don't know what the Goonies is or I've not seen the Goonies, but that is accurate. I think I'm going to give him We'll give him these eyebrows. I like that. Oh, is that like his passport photo? But this is his actual face. The difference. Liveaction troll
36:47 doll. Papers, please. He would not be passing papers, please. Or his eyes are too far apart. No, they're not. They're perfectly spaced. He's like me. He's been through a lot. Okay, Kev. He's been through a lot, you guys. What should we name this boy? Please name him Oleg. We were going to call him Grug. Drudge. Drub. Rub Dub.
37:38 a Bibian. Even though he's not of Oblivion, he is of Skyrim. But in order to stay here, in order to get past the gates, he obviously had to have lied. He says he's a Nord, but is he really? He does not look like a Nord. Grub of Gerber. Grub. Grub.
38:25 Grug. He's in Cidil. Oh, that's right. He's in Siridil. Grab. Well, how wait, how long can his name be? How long can this need be?
39:15 Is this going to make me redo this? Name is too long. Oh, does Sidel have one L or two L's? Who said Ciridil sucks? We can't be coming out with that right now. I believe we're in a prison of Siridil. We're never going to get out if we're yelling Siridil sucks.
40:03 It's got three L's. Wait, two I's. Two I's, one L. I can't spell this wrong. You'll never let me out if I spelled it wrong. He's got four. You're not helping. You're not helping. I have to fact check it on my own. On my own. Sidil. Soridil. Sirone. Siril. Oh, it is two eyes. Two eyes. One L. Okay. Rug the true Nord of Siridil. For real. For real. Actual. Master of cold. Great fortitude. Highly talented warrior. Improved
40:49 endurance. We're in. My my You're a big one. A Nord, I guess, right? So strong. But you can't bend steel, can you, boy? You can't do anything to get out of here. Uhhuh. And those big muscles? Yeah. They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you won't even have the strength to cry for your mother. Mommy, that's right. You're going to die in here. You hear me, Nord?
41:35 You're going to die in here. Blah blah blah blah blah. You hear that? The gods are coming for you. Boris, lock that door behind us. I'm going to kill him. Yes, sir. My son, are they? I feel like I should turn down the messenger only said they were sensitivity. Wait, pause. Uh, is system where I will find the steal everything? Oh, you don't have to tell me twice. Don't worry. Where is the look sensitivity? Um,
42:38 oh, they're dead. I know it. What's this prisoner doing here? This cell is supposed to be off limits. Usual mix up with the watch. I never mind. Get that gate open. Stand back, prisoner. Wait, wrong. We won't hesitate to kill you if you get in our way. You prisoner, stand aside. Over by the window. Stay out of the way and you won't get hurt. No, they changed. They changed. Prisoner, stand away from the door. Over by the window now. We're so demanding. No sign of pursuit, sir. Stay put, prisoner. Let's go. We're not out of this yet. You I've seen you. Let me see your face. You are the one
43:25 from dreams. And the stars were right. And this is the day. Looks pretty good. Gods, give me strength. I am the chosen one. Emperor Yuriel Septim. What's going on? Assassins attacked my sons and I am next. My blades are leading me out of the city along a secret escape route. By chance, the entrance to that escape route leads through your cell. Uh perhaps the gods have placed you here so that we may meet. As for what you have done, it does not matter. That is not what you will be remembered for. Who? I am your emperor, Uriel Septim. By
44:14 the grace of the gods, I serve Tamriel as her ruler. You are a citizen of Tamriel, and you too shall serve her in your own way. Wait, he's like the big guy? Wait, ruler of Tamriel? This guy? What kind of animal is his fur made out of? Is that a Dalmatian? What should I do? You will find your own path. Take care. There will be blood and death before the end. Please, S. We must keep moving. Snow leopard. Oh, okay. That makes better not close this one. There's no way to open it from the other side. It's
45:00 Kajit. Don't try anything. I'm watching you. Looks like this is your lucky day. Just stay out of our way. Staying out the way. Can I go back and kill the other guy though? What is good? My stay away. I'm so excited to lock pickick. This is the lockpicking shark and today I close. Protect the emperor. The captain's down. The 476 of seed of seedush.
45:48 Die damn you lockpick for the emperor. What's the matter? Come down. Are you all right? It's worth it. Nothing. Renault. She's dead. Your dress is worth nothing. Oh no. Wait. Wait. Torch. Yes. Katana. How do I They be waiting for us here. Don't know, but it's too late to go back now. Nothing can be used. Don't worry, sire. We will get you out of here. They won't be the first to underestimate the blades.
46:34 I'm so sorry. One second. Keyboard and mouse. Sorry. I was supposed to do this before. You were right. You were right. You were right. Of course you were right. Every time. Every time you guys are like, "Uh, girl, that was wrong." Don't make fun of me. I'm on controller. Okay. It'd be nice. Okay, fine. I'll play without it. Okay, I'll take points. Let's move. Stay here, prisoner. Don't try to follow us. You shut up. Um,
47:30 a rodent of unusual size. a rat. What? Wait, it's making me pull up things I don't know. Wait, journal. Where's my journal? We have magic. A
48:24 lockpick. Well, wait. We need a lockpick. Yes. Oh, yes. I don't think I need a bow. Take this, though. Um, no. Ooh. Yes. No. No. If you have a lockpick, move the lock pick from slot to slot. Press uh, okay. Okay. When the tumbler reaches the top of the lock, you will hear a metallic sound. Press A to secure it in place.
49:10 again. Yeah. Okay. Don't worry. I've been training. I watched the log picking water. We're good. Chameleon. Oh, are these um spells? There must be spells. A key. A lock. Ooh. Yes, the katana is the strongest, so I will use that. Let the hoarding begin. Grug use club. That would make sense for Grub.
49:58 Let's use Let's try club. Even though it's not as strong as a katana. We're doing budgeoning damage now. Gobush. Grug. Ideally should not use a shield, but it's okay. Here comes Shy. Good smash. Can we eat the rat meat? I don't
50:52 remember. It's clobbering time. It's clobery time. You can eat it, but it hurts you. Okay. Well, maybe we can sell it later. Oh. What is that? How do you walk on? Let's
51:37 go. You don't lock on. Oh, there is no lock on. How do I use the spells that are behind my head right now? How do I use these? Wait, wait, wait, wait. How do I use this? Where's my cursor? Oh, never mind. Turn Ames assist off. Let me try turning it on again. Let me just um let's see.
52:23 Let's just let's just give it a shot. You know why not? Respite sorcery. Cast fire bow. Do we have to learn our spells that we picked up? Like this. Like this. Chameleon on self. Show details. What does it do? Enchanted slashbolt. Fire damage. Chameleon. Is it? Oh, okay. A scroll is a one time use. I see.
53:15 Yeah, chameleon is like invisible. Like blend in with your surroundings. Yes. Grug go far. Grug going to find a big girthy jar. This is the rat tutorial part,
54:00 isn't it? It's plague time. Do they have plagues in Skyrim time? Tamriel. The great plague of Tamriel. Like, how does Grug acquire Skuma? Grug heard many a good thing about Schuma. The lizard people sell the schuma. Where is the Ningroot? Where is the sweet roll? Do they have sweet rolls in this game? That was a big rat. Was that standing on his hind legs? I don't like it. He was like the size of an eight-year-old. That's too big. There was one time when I saw I went to like a zoo and I saw a big bird. I think it was a vulture and it was like the size of a of a young child, but not that young. Like it was
54:46 really tall. I don't know if it what type of vulture it was, but standing on his feet it was it would it had to have been like four feet. It's gross. It's not gross in like a ew gross, but ew in like a that I don't like I don't like that. That's like unnerving. In your journal, select an item spell and press LS to show the shortcut and bind it to by pressing Okay, we'll try that. Pardon my learning curve. Forgive me. Do we have a spell? These are potions.
55:34 Wait, no. Wait. Gamers never look up. Was I supposed to look up? Did I miss something? LB to bring up the shortcuts and then Oh, wait. No.
56:29 Oh well. Well, I figured it out. Uh, garga gullible is written on the ceiling. I don't know any spells. One, two, buckle my shoe and then you die. My magicka. Oh, there's a magic tab. Oh, how did I miss that? What is the road was traveled? Huh?
57:16 Limited if you are wearing armor right bumper to cast clairvoyance I know that is a light source that's a flashlight that's pretty good is damage a long and windy road country take me home to the place where Okay, RB is
58:03 autocastu. Ooh, cloth. Oh jeez. Oh no. Clairvoyance tells you the path. money. No.
58:49 Alchemy. Alchemy. I like it. Alchemy. H I like the lock picking mortar and pestle has used. Yeah, you make some tasty salsa in there. Some guacamole. Does he see me? Oh, he sees me. Oh. Ooh. Ooh. A bear pelt. Give me that. Give me that. Does this hurt? No. Uh, pop quiz. Stellag tides, stellag
59:36 mites. You have 30 seconds. Correct. Are you mocking Grug? No, I am Grug. Why would I mock Grug? Become Grug. Still mites. Do dust mites gross you guys out? There's like the people that say, "Oh, you should vacuum your mattress because of dust mites." But then there's also mites that live in your eyelashes. Iron arrow. I don't need any iron arrow. Our arrow arrow. I've never vacuumed my mattress
1:00:21 before, but if I keep getting fed cleaning reels, then maybe I should dust mit. Oh, hello. Bing bong. Thank you. Just give the mattress a good smack every now and then. Yeah, right. Or flip it. You do the thing where you flip it so that your head goes where your feet goes and vice
1:01:08 versa so you don't put a big dent in your mattress. I'm getting a bit um I'm confident in this lock picking. When does it get hard? When does the oblivion lock picking get difficult? Cuz I don't Oh, the chests were easy. Maybe that's what it was. Oh god. Bing bong bing bing a knife. Watch out for the shaman. Don't
1:01:53 worry, we clobbered him real good. Get clobbered. Who sees me? Hing. So, Skyrim music comes up in my like Spotify playlist that I have every now and then. Does anybody else think that the the Skyrim or Elder Scrolls theme every now and then sounds
1:02:39 similar to the Boulders Gate theme? I think the Oblivion song came up. Oh no, a witch. A witch. Oh, maybe there was like a chord progression in the Oblivion that made me think. I thought that was a Turkish delight. There's like a chord progression that sounds similar. A little bit similar. You guys think it sounds like Pirates of the Caribbean? Ooh, wait. Actually, it's too heavy. I can also see that.
1:03:31 sells for 20. Pick up the shaman weapon. My bag of skulls. Bunny. Sapphire topaz. Gold nugget. A silver base. Mind me all the staff on the
1:04:17 ground. Oh, they were sitting on it. trying to hide that from me. Should I save it or should I use it? I should save it. I should sell it. Oh, another day in the tunnels. Another day in the bowels of Siridil. Oh,
1:05:12 home. Why club? Because my name is Grug. My name is Grog and I am playing the part. Tea, water, and tea. Invincible spot and protect the emperor until help arrives. I am the help that arrives. Get before they come again. Need to get the emperor out of here. Put a sword in his hand. [ __ ] They can fight. I thought that was nude. Pick up the blade, old man. Oblivion take you.
1:05:58 Damn it. It's that prisoner again. Kill him. He might be working with the assassins. I'm not. I'm not. He's not one of them. Yeah, he can help us. Listen to the burger. You must help us. As you wish, Sire. I don't like him. He's flighty. He's scrappy. We're going to end up killing him before the day is over. How about you? They cannot understand why I trust you. Why? They've not seen what I've seen. How can I explain? Listen. Do it. You know the nine. How we guide our fates with an invisible hand. Burger King has got her back. Lockpick. No, not lock pickpocket. Pickpocket the king. You think he has good stuff on him? His old man voice sounds weird.
1:06:44 He's got the old man. Old men, they tend to turn the W's turn into like breathy W's. So like he did it just now. He said something with a W. Like white becomes white and what becomes what? He's Patrick Stewart. I don't know who that is. Who else has Patrick Stewart voiced? I don't know. I don't think about it. I'm not on good term with the gods. The nine guide protect us by the nine. I've served the nine all my days and I chart my course by the cycles of the heavens. The skies are marked with
1:07:31 numberless sparks. Each a fire. Oh, it's everyone. Sure. I know these stars well. And I wonder which sign marked your birth. I know exactly who that is now. I saw it now. He's the bald guy. No, the nine. You can hardly count to five. Wow, that's You'd think I'd be used to that by now, but nope. Still stings. Still stings. Yeah, Patrick Stewart's the bald guy from Star Trek, I think. Yeah, he's bald. I know that. Ah, okay. The apprentice, the
1:08:17 mage, the shadow, the tower, the lover, the lady, the lord, the serpent, the atronaut, the steed, the warrior. Emperor Smasher Pass. The Burger King smasher pass. I was going to say warrior strength and endurance. Are there dragons in this game? Maybe I should have picked up a bow. I probably should have picked up a bow.
1:09:08 There's no dragons. Oh, that's right. Because in Skyrim, when they see the dragons, they can't believe they are all right. Right. The dragons are are sleeping right now. The tower The tower can magically unlock doors and reflect damage from their attackers. Tower warden can only be used once a day. You can customize your class. Okay. Yeah, sure. The signs I read show the end of my path. My death, a necessary end will
1:09:58 come when it will come. Yeah, your stars are not mine. Today, the tower shall prove a stout refuge in time of need. My dreams grant me no opinions of success. Their compass ventures not beyond the doors of death, but in your face I behold the sun's companion. The dawn of Akatosh's bright glory may banish the coming darkness. With such hope, and with the promise of your aid, my heart must be satisfied. So, TLDDR, uh, do what you want to do and your destiny will be what it will be, I
1:10:44 guess. No trophies of my triumphs precede me, but I have lived well, and my ghost shall rest easy. Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour. In this I am blessed to see the hour of my death, to face my aortioned fate, then fall. I go to my grave, a tongue shriller than all the music calls me. You shall follow me yet for a while. Then we must part. I'm going to pickpocket this guy so hard when he dies. Can you pickpocket? You may as well make yourself useful here.
1:11:29 Carry this torch and stick close. Stick close and let us do our job and you'll be all right. Okay. Yes, sir. I thought he was going to kick my butt. I thought I was toast. I thought I was done for. I thought they were going to march my butt right back to Where'd they go? Take them down. The emperor's in danger. Guys, stop him. I'm Stop. This one's mine.
1:12:16 Yeah, you almost got in my way. I got to get that old man alone. I got to get this man alone here. Got to get the Burger King in a in a dark alley all by himself so I can pick his pockets without his bodyguards coming in. Protect the emperor. Yeah, protect the emperor. What's the matter? Getting tired? Watch your back, boys. Sword for the dragon. [ __ ] No. A portion of sauces. I feel like watching the animated version of Robin Hood. Every now and then I get the song stuck in my
1:13:02 head. You know, Yuriel's got mad drip. Hold up. Is that the burger? I don't like this. Let me take a look. He said, "Hold up." He said, "Fall back, gang." Looks clear. Come on. Stop doing your job, Boris. God, stop. Wait a minute.
1:13:47 The gate is gone from the other side. A trap. What about that side passage back there? Where's the trap? There be another way. Let's go. I've seen that video. That's a funny video. I know what you're talking about. Haha, I've seen that. Pig pocket. It's a dead end. What's your call, sir? They're behind us. Wait here, sire. Wait here with the emperor. Guard him with This one's mine. For the emperor. I'm just warning. And the emperor. I can go no further. You alone must stand against the prince of destruction
1:14:34 and his mortal servants. Take it anyway. He must not have the amulet of kings. Take the amulet. Give it to Joffrey. He alone knows where to find my last son. We're continuing the bloodline. Close shut the jaws of oblivion. Okay, stranger. You chose a bad day to take up the cause of the sentence. No. Tallow save us. We failed. I failed. You failed. The emperor and now he and all his heirs are dead. The amulet. Where's the amulet
1:15:21 of kings? It wasn't on the emperor's body. He must have got he he Why are we Why are we supposed to lie here, Grug? Strange. He saw something in you, trusted you. They say it's the dragon blood that flows through the veins of every septum. They seem more than less immense. The amulet of kings is a sacred symbol of the empire. Most people think of the red dragon crown, but that's just jewelry. The amulet has power. Only a true heir of the blood can wear it. They say he must have given it to you for a reason. Did he say why? He said I'm special. Joffrey. He said that what? Yeah, cuz I'm special. Nothing I ever heard about, but Joffrey would be the
1:16:06 one to know. He's the Grandmaster of my order. Although you may not think so to meet him. He lives quietly as a monk at Wayan Priary near the city of Coral. Well, thank God you said that cuz I was going to call it Choral. First, you need to get out of here. Through that door must be the entrance to the sewers, past the locked gate. That's where we were heading. It's a secret way out of the Imperial City. Or it was supposed to be secret. You'll need this key for the last door into the sewers. Ooh. Deeper into the valley. There are rats and goblins down there. But from what I've seen of you, I'm guessing you're an experienced archer. Thank you. Am I right? Me? Uh, you must now choose your class. The
1:16:52 major skills for your class will start higher than your other skills. Oh yes. Well, Ger should be a barbarian. I kind of want to be a barbarian. I want to be a barbarian. Yeah. Wait. Custom. Oh, wait. What? I could be a barbarian. Combat, magic,
1:17:43 stealth. Personality. You like me, right? Tell me you like me. stealth archer. What about a stealth barbarian? What if we're big? We're big, but we're stealthy. We're the quietest big guy you've ever seen. That unicorn has a beard. Um,
1:18:29 probably this one. This one. Wait, can you add these? Wait, no way. That's so cool. Speech. Move on. Sneak. Get better deals when buying and selling. Open locked doors. Yes.
1:19:23 Alchemy, conjuration, destruction, illusion, mysticism, restoration. You're no sea grug. Does this build make any sense? Does this even does this work? Summon creatures, weapons, armorous, and turn the undead. Breathe or walk on water. Open
1:20:09 locks reduce. That sounds pretty good. How would it not work? Acrobats is fun. What is acrobatics? Jump higher. Withstand falls. Ooh. I could jump in the air. What if I swap out? What should I swap out? Drop
1:20:55 security for Wait, which one? Heavy armor. I have heavy armor. Heavy heavy armor. Heavy armor. Run. Swim. Sprint. Yeah, I'll do this. Oh my god, you can name it.
1:22:04 Does it come up anywhere? Stupid. This is stupid. I like it. Okay, we're using the wombo build. The jumbo wumbo. Continue. I wasn't far off. In any case, why not don't give you any trouble? After the sewers, then what? You must get the amulet to Joffrey. Okay. Take no chances, but proceed to Wayne in priaryy immediately. Got it. Mhm.
1:22:51 Good. The emperor's trust was well placed. Of course it was. It's not like I was his only other option because he knew when he was going to die. But um wait, that's something to think about. I was the only other option. Or was it fate? Because he knew that he knew that he would meet me now. Oh, I'll stay here to guard the emperor's body and make sure no one followed you. You better get moving. May Talos guide you. By the way, thanks for recovering Captain Renault's sword. I'll see that it is given a place of honor in the halls of the blades. Sick. Rest well, Burger
1:23:37 King. Can I search him without getting in trouble or am I going to get in trouble? Like I don't know. Like once they die, does it change? save first. You should auto save, but how do you save? Um, how do you save? Save.
1:24:27 Leave the emperor in peace. Can I please? I just want to search his weird glitchy robe. Just one. Just one time. Just one. Oh, Baris, you're such a Oh, no fun. Bars is the no fun guy. Wow. But you're fun. You're not. Just kidding. Not fun.
1:25:14 Whatever, Baris. I'm out of here. Is this the right way? I think this is the right way. Ha. To get out, we must go deeper. He's just staring at his body. Can you imagine how boring that must be? Does anybody even know where they are? Is anybody going to come look for them? Terrible. Bing bong.
1:26:05 Ooh. Sploosh bong garlic. So we have to go find Joffrey to carry on the bloodline of the king. The king of Tamriel wants us to continue the bloodline. His next of kin, his final of kin, his final son, lest we give in the gem. But I believe I am the last
1:26:55 son. I feel like I'm going to regret not picking up a bow, but we'll see. Grug is his son. He just didn't realize it. But maybe I can I can convince him. Well, actually, he's dead now. So, really, my word is the final word. I could say I could say whatever they want and say, "Yeah, he told me this. It's the truth. He left me a lot of power. Can I use his thing?" I was going to call it stupid. That would have been really insensitive of me. The man just died and he gave me this. It's worth 1,000. The amulet of king slips off as you try and fasten it around your
1:27:48 neck. Girl will have the authority. That is correct. Oh, would you like a rib, a femur, a pelvis? You want the pelvis? Okay, you freak. That was pretty. For those of you that played the original Oblivion, do you guys like the remake? It's the Skyrim logo.
1:28:37 Me looks fine so far. You like it? Faithful. Hello Windows performance mode. Windows cool. Hi Windows. How are you doing? Are you okay? Wow, it's so pretty. I'm tanking my FPS. Want to bet there's a princess in that tower. The red arrow on your compass shows the direction of Wayan Way and
1:29:26 Priaryy. Open your world map to travel there directly. Oh, fast travel. Princess is at the bottom right. Oh, you stop it. Mushroom. Mushroom. Me a princess maybe. Okay, this looks good. And I was mildly pooping on it in private thinking that it looked a bit too warm toned for
1:30:11 me. This actually looks pretty good. Can you not catch the butterflies in this game? Hater. I wasn't not entirely mildly I was mildly discussing it in a negative uh light because I thought that it was too too warm toned. I prefer neutral cool toned. But this is fine. I was wrong. Foot and mouth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Girl wrong. Girl wrong. Gura is the big hater.
1:31:03 I am Todd Howard's number one hater. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Should I cap this at 60? Cuz I'm just It's for me. Let me do that real quick before we get going. Does it perform like doodoo for everybody? That scared me.
1:31:56 God, it's like I'm really outshine. Wait, I didn't go over there. What's my problem? A freaking mud crab. Crab schmeat. My favorite. I'm going to turn him into a California roll later. Yummy. I was gifted awin flute. My family was trying to figure out what the instruments were that were used in
1:32:42 in making the Skyrim, the original Skyrim Doa King song because we wanted to play it like as a family. We wanted to get together and learn and I was going to be we were going to learn like the tavern music. I just I got I think we all got so busy. We haven't really had time to sit down and do it, but I still could be fun. Wait, wait, I don't like this. Wait, I thought this was tutorial land. Yeah, we wanted to learn the maybe not the the the not the theme of Skyrim. That was incorrect. But the tavern music like the bannered mayor, a winter's tail.
1:33:46 Back to Narnia. Leather pants. Okay. No tail. But yeah, we were going to have like a bag of coins because you have to have a bag of coins as an instrument. You need uh a flute. I have a tin flute in the key of D, I think, but I I believe we might need a lower a lower key one, but can't really formally thought about it right now. It should be fun though. Eventually.
1:34:34 Eventually. One, two, one, one. I've never played my flute on stream. My tin flute. All right, let's check out the rest of this place. Flute stream wind. Um, a fox club. And it's actually called a fox club. That's the actual name of it. Are these accurate names in does like
1:35:21 the Flora in Skyrim have accurate names? I always thought they had like, you know, make believe names, but are they actually accurate here? Hold on. Grug smash. Oh, the honu. Aha, an archer. I see. I'll take this cuz it's worth a lot of money. The great hungua plant. Yes. Yes.
1:36:07 Bedroom sleep. No, I'm okay. No, thank you. Martin, we're going to make perfume, boys. Cabbage. Onion. Well, I don't know where Ver Verain is, but here we are. It's not part of our quest. We should probably head to the That's Nin Routt.
1:36:56 I thought it was this nerd. That's not N road. It's this. Well, I took it. Whatever it is. Yeah, the ner roots usually on the river bank and it makes a w
1:37:41 noise. We must go this way. We took the power. I drained the well. I drained it for every last drop. Boring. Main story. Yawn. Snoozeville. I'm sleeping. Main story. Boring. Boo. Main story. Wow. Um, should we fast travel? I kind
1:38:28 of want to. Okay, wait. That's where we were. Then we came out from the prison. And now we have to go this way. We could run there. Or we could fast travel. Stupid dogs. Um, that's actually a wolf. That's actually a That's actually a carnage canine.
1:39:21 Smell that boys. The fresh N route of a playthrough. A very short play through. Very a very limited time play through, but a playthrough nonetheless. Oh, they have moss on them. That's so cute. More crab meat for my sushi roll. Thank you. Oh crap. Any% play through. I estimate this will be a roughly 3% play through. 3% give or take.
1:40:10 Junked. Got to get to the city center so I can shell some stuff. Do you jump in this game? Where's your shield, Happy? Oh, use my shield. Okay. I'm just so I'm just so excited. I want to get in there with my my bashing
1:41:04 stick. Sinkhole cave. Wait, you should probably go like market. Oh, of course there's people there. Doesn't believe in shields. God, what is that detection? Can I just heal? That the best you can do? Yes, that is the best I can do. I'm going to go pick your locks,
1:41:54 stupid butterfly. Maybe you can't take him. Calipers one too buckled my shoes. Yes, because I needed that girl. What the heck? I don't want to go in there. Whatever it was, it's gone now. Yeah, it is. It's gone. You'll never see me again. Never. Ever. Never in your life.
1:42:40 Just don't turn around, please. Yeah. Actually, it's Gruru today. She's got the magic. It's a witch. Witch. I'll have your head, you filthy Nord. Hey, that's kind of rude. Wait, you're actually kind of kicking my butt. Am I supposed to be impressed? Um, it
1:43:27 would help with my morale, but that's fine. You don't have to be Oh my god, I'm going to die. My club is Okay, I got to repair my freaking club, lady. Oh, she just died. She bled out. She died for Thanks, Todd. Um, how do we repair my weapon? My How do I fix my club? Let's swap out for something else.
1:44:15 Let's use the How about this? This is also pretty bonk bonky bunk. Got a meal near the repair. What do you mean offending my guy? You like show detail. Is it even Wait. Use. Wait. It probably doesn't help. I have dishes in the way of the bottom text. I can't really see it. Is this even worth it to
1:45:01 repair in the miscellaneous? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Uhhuh. I don't know if that was worth it, but whatever. Whatever. We have it back now. I'm sure we'll find more. I'm sure we'll find more. Grug repair. Grug fix tutorial bunker
1:45:53 stick. Did I hear none? Do you mind? I do want something to eat today. Today was kind of kind of not so I don't know. I had a headache. Oh, fish. He's doing flips. But you know, do you know those days where you don't feel very well, but you still have to make food. I don't know.
1:46:39 It's like the realization that I have to make food. So, I relied on my air air fryer. Thank you air fryer for making me food. Thank you air fryer for making me hassle-free chicken. Thank you very much. You got Jimmy John's. Ah, that sounds yummy. Did it? Was it Jimmy John's that had that pickle sandwich? I wanted to try that, but I didn't get around to it. I think it was Jimmy John's. They had like um instead of bread, it's a pickle. They hollow out a pickle and use it as the bread and then put all your stuff inside. Actually, I'm not going to waste my sword on you.
1:47:29 Sorry. Yeah, it was a pickle sandwich. Shoot. I want a pickle sandwich. You think Jimmy John's is weird for a name for I mean Subway is kind of a weird name. Subway. It's not What? What do you What is Subway? What do you mean? Jimmy John's Firehouse Subs. I guess that makes a bit more sense. Form out of
1:48:18 stamina. Jersey Mike is Yeah, Jersey Mike. Quiznos. Wasn't the Quiznos mascot a baby at one point? Didn't they used to have a baby as their mascot? Oh. Conjurer, you got the blue suede
1:49:13 shoes. He got two tapped. Spawned in his his little grugling and he couldn't even get a hit in. All who stand before Grug fall in two taps or less. This is such a nice time. I just I just I just I just The flowers are so pretty. The music is so nice. What are you? Oh, it's a
1:50:10 wreck. It's just nice. It's peaceful cuz I've had a really stressful I mean I think everybody who watches Hollow Alive um maybe has Wait, what is this? St John's ward. I think everybody who watches Hollow Lab has had a bit of a It's definitely been a time lately. It's been um a time. So, this is nice.
1:51:03 Peaceful. Can you imagine running up a hill in full armor? No, thank you. Wait, question about armor. I saw a video of a girl wearing armor like this and she went into a lake with it. Is that bad for the armor? It felt like it might evoke the same emotions like when the people wash cars and they put the sponge in the water, dip it in rocks, and then rub it all over the car. It it could get really rusty. And I know armor in this day and age, armor like this may be really
1:51:52 expensive. So, Is this She's rage baiting, isn't she? I didn't even look at the comments. I should have looked. All right, we're at the We We have arrived. Please don't hurt me. Hello. Hello. Depends on the material. Okay, maybe she wasn't trying to make people mad. I I didn't know. I didn't check the material or anything. Hi there. Hi. Sorry. I'm the shepherd here. Hello. Arinor is the name and this is Wayan Priary. Where? Just Joffrey. If he's not
1:52:37 sleeping or eating, he'll be fussing with his books, I reckon. Over in the priaryy house. Anvil is all in an uproar. First the chapel attacked. Now the prophet ranting about the end of the world. Take care. I want a full suit of armor. I think that would be really cool, but I'd have to get it custom made. Okay. Is most armor custom made? Can you buy like pre-made? I've only ever looked into getting like historically accurate uh I probably historically accurate dresses and stuff. I've never looked into getting armor. Well, I didn't look very far into getting armor. I peaked. Yes. Can I help you? Sick Caroline, bro.
1:53:25 I must speak to He's upstairs. Go ahead. Most armor is custom made. It is expensive. It is. Well, I want it so badly. I crave to be dawned in a full plate of steel. Head to toe. Steel. Hand hand hammered. Ooh, Joffrey, I spoke to your daddy. I'm brother Joffrey. What do you want? Right to the point. Emperor Uriel. Do you know something about his death? You need my three sizes to make armor.
1:54:13 Oh, well, you'll probably save on material. Maybe that's what Maybe my armor wouldn't cost that much money cuz I you know, I don't I don't really have to worry about Yeah. Well, anyway, he died. You'd better explain yourself now. I didn't do it. You brought me the amulet of kings. This cannot be pretty fighting old guy. Jeez. Why are you so demanding? By the nine. This is the amulet of God. Who are you? How did you get this? What do you know of the emperor's death? He He
1:54:58 died. We just won't tell him that we were put in charge of his safety. As unlikely as your story sounds, I believe you. Only the strange destiny of Uriel Septim could have brought you to me. carrying the amulet of kings. Close shot. His meaning is unclear to me as well. The emperor seemed to perceive some threat from the demonic world of Oblivion. The prince of destruction, Meun's Deeon, is one of the lords of Oblivion. But the mortal world is protected from the dra of Oblivion by magical barriers. It's the NPC music.
1:55:45 I'm not sure. Only the emperors truly understand the meaning behind the rituals of coronation. The amulet of kings is ancient. Jeffrey, St. Alicia herself received it from the gods. It is a holy relic of great power. When an emperor is crowned, he uses the amulet to light the dragon fires at the temple of the one in the imperial city. With the emperor dead and no new heir crowned, the dragon fires in the temple will be dark for the first time in centuries. Crown me. It may be that the dragon fires protected us from a threat that only the emperor was aware of. I will be crowned. You can crown me. Oh, we have to find I am one of the few who know of his existence. Many years ago, I served as captain of Uriel's bodyguards, the Blades. One night, Uriel called me
1:56:31 into his private chambers. Give me a name. A baby boy lay sleeping in a basket. Uriel told me to deliver him somewhere safe. He never told me anything else about the baby, but I knew it was his son. Over the cliff. From time to time, he would ask about the child's progress. Now, it seems that this illegitimate son is the heir to the Septim throne, if he yet lives. His name is Martin. He serves Akatosh in the chapel in the city of Kvach, south of here. You must go to Kvach and find him at once. If the enemy is aware of his existence, as seems likely, he is in terrible danger. Search for him. And please let me know if there's anything you need. My resources here are limited, but I will help in any way I can.
1:57:20 How are you meant to help me? I cannot call you on a phone. Waste no time. You must find Martin before the enemy does. The enemy is going to kill him. Okay, we will go right now. On our way. Well met. We will not chew the fat along the way. Right to him. Assistance for loot. I can take his stuff. Money. I'm listening. Money. Money. Your first priority now should Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I keep a few things here in my chest to resupply. Traveling blades. Help yourself to whatever you need.
1:58:08 Yes. Whatever I need. Oh my god. I will take all of it. Wow. Oh my god. Wow. M. Woohoo! Oo! Ooh! Greed! Gar! Greed! Uh, how do I drop
1:58:55 this? Oh, no. Wait. Drop. Oh, we're so normal looking. Yes. We're very over encumbered. I'll get rid of that. Wait, there's cheese I can eat. Oh, I have cheese breath now. Yummy. Wait, I could probably put some stuff
1:59:48 back. Can you sort by weight? Uh-huh. Sorry. Learning learning. Um Nom. It's not that great. I don't want this. I don't want that. I don't want that. Okay, we're good. Do you think he minds the mess? He
2:00:33 doesn't mind the mess. He can't even He doesn't know. He doesn't realize it. Can I take How are you today? Very good, thank you. Greetings. Greetings. Shut up. Be quiet. Silence. Safe. All right. Where we headed? Room. Imperial City. Isn't the Imperial City also in
2:01:19 Skyrim? We are headed to Kavach to find the air air martin. Yes, we shall warn him of his uh pend impending doom like that of his fathers. Maybe we can kill him. And then if we eliminate all of the existing um heirs, which apparently is just one more, then we What was that? I'm going to travel along the road cuz I feel like stuff happens on the road. Hello. May I help you? Oh, hello.
2:02:07 Hello. Hello. You're not a septin. But I'm a Nord. Does that not have any weight? I'm surprised you can fast travel right away. But I feel like if we fast travel this early on, we're going to miss out. And I don't want to miss out. I also just like walking, but I feel like I'm taking the long way. Oops. Maybe not. Ow. Stupid. Stupid.
2:02:59 Running increases athletics. Buggy Hana level up. How do you jump? How do you level up
2:03:54 character? Ah, okay. Sleep to level up. Was there a bed nearby? A free horse. Come on. If I do a free horse. Huh? Wait here,
2:04:44 Osh. There are bandits nearby. Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Dude, I love 20 frames. I think that was the lady. I think that this is her horse. I saw just Y to jump. Ah, I want to just get this one quest done. Wait. Feel like I'm not a high enough level for anything, but I really want to see what this
2:05:31 is. Do you think I'm high enough? Whoa. Wow. This guy is I'm ugly. She gave up her horse. It's my horse now. Are we nice? No, we are not. Wait, everything wants to kill me. I got to pick a direction and run.
2:06:24 Does this game get more dangerous in the night? Also, are there giants in this game? Also, is there any other creature that I am not aware of that I need to be careful of? Also, is it true that you can is this can you can we wall run like in Skyrim or is my or going to die? Cave of broken promise. Wait, dog.
2:07:14 Leave the horse out of it, man. Can you tame where can you tame dogs into wol or wells? Wolves become dogs when you tame them. Well, we can't stay here. Wait, my chat just
2:08:01 exploded. Oh, my chat exploded. Let me refresh it. Sorry. Sorry. Google Chrome demands more wham. I don't have more RAM for you. Please forgive me. I'm so sorry, Google Crow. Please together we venture forth on a journey. I saw somebody said that if you get to the top of a mountain, you can see the throat of the world, which sounds pretty
2:08:46 cool. It also sounds like there might be a highle enemy at the top of this hill that are probably too weak to go after. He ah the naalo the na na. What is the nauna naonga?
2:09:42 It should have saved already. I think I have I have auto save on. What's that? It's me. Welcome to crotch camp. Population me. Stop going for my freaking horse. Well, now I need to see what else they have. Okay. Are the horses like the Skyrim horses? Don't the Skyrim horses like to wander off? I feel like I feel like they like to wander off.
2:10:30 Maybe we can sleep here and level up. Maybe we can loot it. Let me into your sack. Your vegetable sack. Wait. 10 11 Wait. 10 11 12 one two three four. You have ascended to level two. 12 virtues left. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
2:11:22 Oh. Whoa. Wait. That's a lot. You only have three. Oh. Yummy. Delicious. Oops. Wait, if there's bare pelts, that
2:12:07 means there will be bars here. That means there'll be bars in these woods here. How do you cater this horse? Serious nostalgia from the Oblivion background music. It's great, isn't it? I don't have really nostalgia for it, but it is nice. It is nice and I like it a lot. It's very calming. It's very good chill. Chill music. What is this? What is this and why does it glow so golden rod? Lady's mantle. Oh, the little valley.
2:12:55 Cute. The rim and rimstone. What does this do? The ramun stone. Is it good? Should we use it? New armor. Try it and find out. Um, okay. Ooh, I'm practically glowing. Is that it forever? But only temporary. Well, okay.
2:13:47 We have to find something to beat up now. And girl, you're literally You're glowing. Thanks. Oh, I see there's a little timer at the bottom. I see. I see. Make a hole. Make a hole. Here I go. Performance is doodoo. It's cheeks. Yes. Yes.
2:14:39 No. Wait. Where's the fancy weapon? Do these recharge? This is a This is a temporary power up. Does this recharge the the wells? The wells of wells. They do. Sick. Sick. Ignores it. Wait, that sounded like Barbie Horse
2:15:28 Adventure. Oh my god. Wait, sorry. I just I realized something. Barbie Horse Adventure. There's a lot of these stones. The stream that never was and never could ever be because it's abandoned where or whatever. Oh, I must get up this hill. But my or my or does not have the stamina nor stability to scale such a mountain. It begins with a
2:16:21 chunder. Oo, it's red and sparkly. Wow, it's so pretty. The gate of oblivion. I thought we were supposed to go find that Martin guy, huh? Wait, that's it. The gate the the gate of oblivion is just there. Oh, a gate of oblivion. Um, I don't know if I'm supposed to be here. Wait a sec.
2:17:09 Wait a sec. Wow. I would have thought I would have had to I don't know. I don't know. Do something. Kavach is where? Oh, not that far away. Okay. I got to go to Kage. Not the the gates of hell. Thank you. I'm in clutch. Oh, the gate to oblivion is in the backyard. I was I have to go to the front door. Duh. Okay. How rude of me to
2:17:56 enter right by the back door without even announcing my Hi, I'm here. Entering. That was the front door. No, I don't think so. Let's get this over with. I got horse. Fancy decaying decaying decaying taint tome. Hey, I don't
2:18:45 judge. Isn't that the front door? The BGM gaff is always crazy. It is. It's not like Skyrim with the Well, LB that I think that was the front door. I just took an extra long way around. So, the the Martin guy is in in behind these gates here.
2:19:34 I guess this is the right way to go. Mhm. Something tells me I'm not supposed to be here quite yet. Something just just is telling me this is wrong. Are you nice? Please.
2:20:20 Stand back, civilian. This is no place for you. Get back to the encampment at once. What? What? What? What are you going to do about it? What happened? We lost the damn city. That's what happened. It was too much, too fast. We were overwhelmed. Couldn't even get everyone out. There are still people trapped in there. Some made it to the chapel, but others were just run down in the streets. The count and his men are still holed up in the castle. And now we can't even get back into the city to help them. That damned oblivion gate blocking the way into the Nether. The only thing we can do. We'll try to hold our ground. That's what if we can't
2:21:06 hold this barricade, those beasts could march right down and overrun the encampment. I have to try and protect the few civilians that are left. It's all I can do now. Okay. You mean the priest? Where's that guy? Last I saw him, he was leading a group towards the chapel of Akatosh. If he's lucky, he's trapped in there with the rest of them. At least safe for the moment. Um, he's going to die. He's going to die. You want to help? Not really. You're kidding, right? But I guess I will. If you're serious, maybe I can put you to use. It'll likely mean your death, though. Um, are you sure? Um, um, I'll do whatever I wanted to. I
2:21:53 don't know how to close this gate, but it must be possible because the enemy closed the ones they opened during the initial attack. You can see the marks on the ground where they were. The great gate right in the middle. I sent men into the gate to see if they could find a way to shut it. I think we're going to die. They haven't come back. If you can get in there, find out what happened to them. If they're alive, help them finish the job. If not, see what you can do on your own. Oh, the best I can say is good luck. If you make it back alive, we'll be waiting for you. I thought I was going to help. Not I'm going to Don't worry, I will carry the entire load. I don't I some kind of portal to I thought they were going to be like the enemy used them to attack
2:22:39 the city. They appeared outside the walls and dra poured out. What? They've opened one right in front of the city gates. Until that gate is closed, the best I can do is try to hold these barricades. Me. Good luck. It's a brave thing you're doing. Horse. I got a waror. Um, okay. Well, what do what is this? Am I Should I Can I Is this a right idea? Should we go find that Martin guy? Um, we can go in. Ah, that way. It's right here, though.
2:23:27 Somebody help. Come quickly. We've got a burglar. Owie. Wait, it's right there. I don't want to go in the gate. I'm scared. Take that. Why won't you die? What is your deal? I'm on your side. Stay away. Hello. Oh, I stole the horse. It's my horse. We navigate this freaking
2:24:18 menu. Got to load all the way back here, man. If I go in, will they forget? You're pathetic. Somebody help. Come quickly. We've got a battler. This is where it ends. Course. What's the matter? Getting tired. He's following me. Okay, we're okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I just Okay. I forgot it was
2:25:07 stolen. Can you say sorry? Can you apologize? Okay, we'll take the horse up to the gate and then we will leave the horse then, I guess. Oh, we can fast travel. That's right. Fast travel. I need fast travel. Close enough. We'll go to Glatch. Glatch. You can block and yield to talk. So, I can hit them with the Wait, I can Come on. Run while there's still time. The guard still holds the road, but it's only a matter of time before they're overwhelmed. Who is this? God's blood. You don't know, do you?
2:25:54 Dedra overran Kvatch last night. There were glowing portals outside the walls, gates to oblivion itself. There was a huge creature, something out of a nightmare. No, came right over the walls, blasting fire that swarmed around it, killing the where? Go and see for yourself. Kavach is a smoking ruin. We're all that's left. Do you understand me? Everyone else is dead. Oh no. And how'd you get out? It was Savly and Mattius. Some of the other guards helped some of us escape. They cut their way out right through the city gates. Savian says they can hold the road. No.
2:26:41 No. I don't believe him. Nothing can stop them. If you'd seen it, you'd know. I'm getting out of here before it's too late. They'll be here any minute. I'm telling you, run when you can queen. Can I kill him? Where is a gate to oblivion? This is crotch. But where is it? Up the hill. Yes, of course. I just can't sleep. I lie down and close my eyes and I can't I lie down and I close my eyes and then I can't see.
2:27:29 I'm sorry. Is it Katch? Katch the eye of Sauron. This is kind of giving me like Lord of the Rings vibes. Oh, did you guys see? Speaking of Lord of the Rings, the Universal Studios is going to make a theme park in the UK and one of the lands that they're going to make is Lord of the Rings. It was Lord of the Rings, the Minions, because of course Back to the Future there. Back to the Future land, I guess. What you got?
2:28:15 All right, we're going in. Yeah, Jurassic World 2 007. 007. Lord of the Rings. Back to the Future. Ow. And some some other stuff, too. But not Harry Potter. No. No. No. You would think, but no. No. Yeah. Why are we putting Why would they put Back to the Future in the UK, but then they went ahead and they put Harry Potter in the US? I don't I don't understand that. Clever. Clever. Now you have to travel to both. Now you must travel to to both the theme parks. Yes. What's it like out
2:29:04 there? We were beginning to fear we were the only survivors. Warm. It's very warm. It It all happened so fast. It was all we could do to round up the survivors and try to get them to safety. We failed them miserably. Brother Martin. Yes. He's right over there. He led a group of us here during the confusion of the attack. We owe him our lives. Take care. Yeah. What? What do I do with the gate? Hello. I'm looking for the heir of the Burger King lord himself. Blanka Lanka. Hey, have you brought help? We've been trapped here since the
2:29:50 Dra overran the city. He looks just like his father. You the emperor is dead. Yes, he is. What do you really want with me? You're a
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