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0:00 it's time Billy it's time for Yu-Gi-Oh the movie which is I'm so excited for cuz you guys do you guys know anything about Yu-Gi-Oh no I know that Kos Kos saiba has has has kicked Yu-Gi-Oh's dad to the curb you see his name again Kos Saba got it all right so uh Shadow realm there you go all right there we go we got some and then and then like a red uh U uh uh uh white blue blue something dragon with blue something and wh so we all have dual discs we got a millennium puzzle here it has pieces we'll we'll build that in another video but it's F and I have three decks here that at random we will choose and when
0:45 the movie is over we are going to duel yeah duel I do know that you know you know the intro hey girl give me your number write it down on here you just going to start going out on dates with that yeah dude just rocking out I mean going out on dates without it hasn't work no dude update update your Tinder bio that update your Tinder bio holding your dual dis Master dual dis here M I feel like I've got like a gun on my hand right now it does feel that way feels like I have a weapon when the pyramids were still young yeah Egyptian kings played a game of great and terrible power Mario Party
1:32 it was never to happen and for 5 I want to visit the pyramids so bad one day so they say they're terrible now I know that's the only reason I'm like iffy on it we found it a Lost Tomb of AIS that thing looks alive that is creepy as hell I just think there's some things like don't don't with do you want to try and complete the puzzle Sean uh yeah Professor what do you make this good luck God speed thanks man do I get to become Yu-Gi-Oh if uh sure dude hey he's got the strategy guy already built for us oh yeah this one damn oh it's not that fing hard then I mean if a 12-year-old can do it you
2:18 surely you can I mean I'm also to a good start dude this is [Music] it damn oh who knew he's like not today bro yeah D crazy yeah that's that's weird no how could we have foreseen this terrible s of circumstances okay I can't do this I know I know I'm honestly shocked you didn't quit [Music] earlier oh [ __ ] oh oh we getting real right off the gate Shadow creatures be I command you um yo yeah did that send him through puberty yeah what what what just happened how he went through Rapid Fire
3:03 puberty Dam he solved the puzzle of hormones the Shadow games begin again what so is this like Highlander there can only be one Yu-Gi-Oh I don't know I don't I'm not like Yu-Gi-Oh lore I just I with these cards a lot when I was younger moners card champion this is saving you you don't have to I got yeah yeah yeah why does it do this what is the purpose of why like I understand you probably have your deck in your graveyard that dude everybody's hair here is like really uh it's aggressive diagonal oh yeah like yo give me that Pythagorean cut yo there's more to power
3:50 don't know I don't know what you mean I just feel like everybody that runs into him is going to be like damn is that your real voice like calm down corpse husband [ __ ] Infinite Strength they're Ming they're melding dude it's like he he like sucked them in like they were blow how did his attack go to what the do you mean we we had numbers at one point and then all of a sudden it just became Infinity all right yeah M's got a petto Gundam is happening right now so ridiculous the thing that the monster's life was like 4500 and it went to 9,000
4:36 yeah I'm sorry Mr Kaiba but I was certain that our calculations were correct this time sir if you just did he just simulate losing to Yu-Gi-Oh you can fail again or yui dude to postulating a winning Strat well if I were you I'd start postulating myself a new job damn time now get out oh man damn he just fired a child got to be dude I'm actually really happy that you guys watch this with zero context it's making it so much better I feel like since you're making me watch this you the next thing we have to watch is Power Rangers the movie I'm down bro I say let's just start doing all these old movies yeah dude I I got it on DVD the
5:22 other day I'll bring it inell nightmare I'm talking about Ivan power R my boy spriters before bedtime you know I I loved you no more white wine spriters yeah man yo man just crushing freaking white he said Catalina wine Cruiser is canceled until I get these god cards he's crushing white claws before going to bed he said ain't no laws when you crushing claws let go damn that kid's still at work he literally is at work this whole time I thought it was just a kid what do you mean he was firing the kid oh my God spoiler he is a kid no I can't wait to
6:08 hear his deep ass voice he' be like cido you got you got to activate your trap C and you believe I might have this all powerful God's smiting card because because you created the game Pegasus Upon a Time wait this card game apparently has been around for 5,000 years yeah basically this man's created the game and made the cards so basically the monsters and everything existed in Egypt and he like discovered the old game in Egypt and then he basically recreated it in form of like cards like like so so let me just get this he he didn't technically create the game but like in modern times like his company makes the cards and produces is this the equivalent of like Jumanji but in card
6:54 form kind of in Reverse where you can you play the card and it summons the monster then kind like that like I'm just trying to like so wait so this man so Pegasus is 5,000 years old then no oh he found he was he like AR he found these in real time game is 5 he's an archaeologist that figured out how to no dude he's like he's he figured how to put the Pokemon in the car thing he tweaked it he made it like its own thing no yeah he's like the blizzard of this world where it's like they he didn't invent the game style he just stole it and made it a little bit better yeah yeah basically I pretty pretty spot on yeah Yugi's a big deal cuz he he beat him he beat Pegasus
7:44 Yi somebody Make Way for Yugi hey you in my way I'm Yugi take on Yugi not you yeah right we want the king of games not the king of lame the DU damn not the bro dude they're just they just Unleashed me Joey wheeler so you of course his name's Joey the uh The Godfather of games kabish I sacrific Fen andachi in order to Summit Mau gar all these sound like Olive Garden starters that's after the starters
8:29 maybe now you'll have the proper respect for Joey the godfa again you just beat up a child Joey is the coast clear yet Joey damn bro I can't you literally just beat up a child it's me Yu-Gi-Oh the champion you're looking for are we good to go look enough small talk so this is how they used to play okay now now they just now that's just VES in the streets wait so yeah basically this is how they used to play so like there was bigger uh things like this like you're about to see and then Kaiba developed this thing which made it hor basically so originally they needed this whole Arena thing for the exactly now I'll activate the mag down which me you ever shut
9:16 up yo I want to know what cost down does and I think I'll have them [Music] Target you oh damn cartoons are so violent these days we're not through yet my elves have another ability yeah I think like I don't think you can die but like I think that they do actually get hurt loses his aren't my two simply magnificent boy I feel like he's just around with him [Music] yeah they were just innocent Tunes pay for that what got him what the they were innocent
10:02 Dunes why are you removing your own monsters and now I summon the metal tank the metal tank dude they do everything with such zest right I feel like Yu-Gi-Oh has only played by theater kids it does give those vibes can uh that just doesn't look right dude he's got a dragon for a dick oh my God I summon Peter's dragon let's see it's some sort of Prophecy the eye that sees what's yet to come so again Grandpa is this great archaeologist who can read ancient
10:47 texts and he runs a card shop yeah he likes it yeah dude he loves the game damn mommy flashbang [ __ ] I thought I thought they were about to touch tips for touch the tips touch the tips make it kissed y oh oh that's [ __ ] sick one day return from the dead what's going on you don't really think that I tell you I don't know what to think you know what I love in [ __ ] like this is there's like a card that activates monsters yeah and stuff like that in this world and
11:33 they're like aomi comes back to life they're like unbelievable I don't think this is real I mean the the monsters in the game are like they're Holograms it's a little different I didn't know that until now you didn't see that that thing that came out and like no I saw that but I mean I don't know what the that means true K Lio doing at Yugi's Place hey y wait up stop uh what bro I smell Tru actually that's me sorry about what the what the what that was so dud he said it was such a straight is this is this is 4 Kids dub right oh yeah classic dude class that was
12:18 inating strength god cards destroyed he didn't even do the the duels himself he just ran chat GP and said can I beat Yuki the power of AI every company's dream been taking credit for being the best Duelist for way too long by the time this duel is over you'll be exposed to the world as a total fraud how he's been winning this entire time right like he's the champion behold the Egyptian God card sniper the Sky Dragon oh my man's ready he's like yeah I've been waiting for this [ __ ] you've allowed me to assemble the three strongest and most feared creatures in
13:04 duel monsters Kaiba a foolish [Laughter] mistake um bro what what looks like your so-called Unstoppable monster have been stopped dude hit the trash talk insane oh damn did it aha [Music] n Yi what's this yo that thing talks like charge hard Binks oh [ __ ] this
13:49 weird stuff always happens when [Laughter] Yi oh damn oh damn they sucking the soul out of what the this escalated real quick this is crazy yo C going to have to answer for some bodies oh uh that's going to kill someone you know what I kind of hope it kills that kid just to prove that you know damn you just hate I mean he's the one to started all this I mean he's just doing what his brother tells him to you know how many times I've done the things my sister told me to do how'd that turn out for you still here fair you know a good point aoy Billy you guys can't do
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15:22 join us at sort of stupid. net excellent this is where the pharaoh's Spirit lives inside the Millennium what a [ __ ] hole this is my house it's like I can't really get materials to fix anything lower Manhattan 6,000 a month there must be a million doorway space for that kind of money it's true oh man I feel as bad as you look Joey dude the savag they're my favorite part attack with blood lust [Music] slash damn yui taking back shots bro bro for real hold
16:09 on this isn't his room uh What uh actually it is his room phoh oh oh no oh the evil laughter is not good oh that's worse [Music] [Laughter] Yugi talk later run now yeah y Ys this is crazy out of there this is why you don't go rob Pegasus right I mean technically he he did earned that card he did beat Pegasus
16:55 blue eyes Ultimate Dragon Neutron blast damn girl you're cooked and she just got evaporated drawn into the millennium puzzle and that thing up there is somehow responsible then what's that down there the Millennium oh that is wild okay they did touch tips it's crazy hey when you hang around with Yugi this is for the c p for the C for the C [Music] oh he's using their life force oh to fuel his to fuel his I know you sense it
17:43 we must stop now the only thing I sense is your fear not that I blame you but I came here not an option for all the times you humiliated me in a duel when clearly I should have been Champion dude he just sounds so but hurt he really is isn't he like richest oh yeah dude well he he was like the champion and then Yugi basically came in and like dethroned him but like kind of is still rich as though right like yeah yeah so like bro he has he has blue eyes white jet why is he so petty about like Yuki cares about his status more I guess for now I sacrifice both magicians to summon the Sorcerer of dark magic and with
18:29 his hat got longer yeah yeah it did it did get longer dude the Hat just kept getting longer every time like he's the Sorcerer of waffle col but that means my bluee Ultimate Dragon is vulnerable to attack oh no bro it's so cheesy I'm so curious what the actual like sub for this sounds like like if it sounds epic or not bro did he just clap his three dragons yeah dude now will you stop this madness after one lucky move I don't think so bro you're Dragon like I'm sure you're Maiden wait why did Kaiba just draw a card it wasn't his turn it might have been one of his things effects are you like a card cop
19:15 I'm just saying all right right just maintain and make sure people aren't getting extra cards got to call them out of this [ __ ] hell yeah dude you clown Bluey shining Dragon wait it it goes even further yeah go How does it go even further a Hy uh they had packs of cards you would get randomly if you saw this in the theaters and I think one of the cards you could get was this the other one was the dark sorcerer Pyramid of Light was another one and I don't remember the fourth one it might have been this the is that thing might have been the deck fire but don't forget due to my sorcerer Powers your new dragons attack points decreas by 1500 yo why are we doing math nerds just fun
20:03 oh [ __ ] 200 that can't be good it's getting real it the pain The Sting of defeat I just pull out a gun right now I pull out my American card suddenly I feel really weak guys huh check it out it's some kind of energy stream follow the stream damn pre-ww watching [ __ ] would you follow the stream yeah dud yeah [Music] so so uh what what's going on with the hologram projectors huh this whole building was holog hologram projectors to project those monsters it was and now
20:49 the Pyramid of Light is just a real thing now yeah it's just cool pyramid lights magic bro all right it made the [ __ ] real I wish my imagination can do that that would be pretty sick see Kaiba thinks he got that card from me when in fact this has all been arranged by an evil Lord who tried to take over the world five Millennia ago and is now back to finish you know what at least he's laying it all out now this Anubis has created the ultimate Shadow game and he's getting stronger every moment then the prophecy is being fulfilled and Yugi and Kaiba are right in the middle of it yep not y kba got you outnumbered yeah well you know what not not quite dude shut up hazelnut oh my
21:37 god there was a prophecy my grandpa read to me in the museum and I think it may have something to do with this y That's crazy dog y we can't leave you here what we going to do we going to practice aisu go get a nice G Danger Yi what the what the what is she doing bro do it do a flip literally a smiley face what what is she doing jump in the hole I'm going to help my friends okay
22:23 yeah no no no let's see what happens let her cook let her cook damn oh she had the soul sucked out of her bro they didn't let her [Music] cook how you buy this dude this is like the perfect amount of cheesy I love it of course our friendship bracelets brought us together wait what what do you mean what dude our throbbing friendship is going to penetrate you so deep dude that would be such a funny thing like see you do an anime where it's like if it's like the power of friendship we're going to do this and all of a sudden the villain's like it's not of works you dumb ass just kills him yeah that'd be amazing oh God sounds like Overlord yeah a little bit power do [ __ ] oh bro she kicked her
23:08 heads off take my Joey fist yeah take my Joey fist hey they call me Joey the fist they call me Frankie the leg he just kicked through that guy's guns dude oh let's try this holy crap just ripping limbs off I'm sorry but these children that are beating the [ __ ] out of this and breaking open the guts and stuff the smell alone would not make you want to be in that room oh dude it' be so gross like you kick a you kick a corpse in the stomach and it's just green ooze coming from it that's a smell that youing on the ground like a dog now there's nothing you can do to stop me from having my revenge you're finished not yet I
23:55 not he's like I got like six cards I got four cards left the card of demise I played SS this dragon to the graveyard and I know you know what that means don't you now my blueeye shining dragon has more destructive power than ever don't worry he's going to tell you why is he cutting his cards up I don't know I think he's just going for the flare effect you know what I mean they're destroyed I don't give a told you guys theater kids shining blue eyes activate your final special abilities no you're playing with forces you can't possibly understand finish him damn yeah yeah call him dumb that'll that'll really that'll really show him shining Dragon sacrifice yourself and destroy the Pyramid of Light dude
24:42 he's I love how extra this whole all this is it's amazing it's just so over the top yeah especially the best part is that like Yuki knows it's real [ __ ] but he's like no oh no dude my man's didn't lame play his own card I ain't doing this he said uh no I changed my M I have been here the whole time mortal whispering in your ear the whole time no this is some sort of oh yo that's sick like I thought that was me talking to myself yo he is Yo uhoh Yo is he going to kill Kaiba I don't know oh [ __ ] my man is intense but he broke the
25:28 the rules he cheated he kind of dead I don't know if he cares all I need do is defeat you in this duel and the prophecy will be fulfilled you will be destroyed but you don't have any cards no this guy he just kicked Kaio aside but he doesn't have any cards to play the goddamn game so how's he going to win cards that's a good point I don't know he just summoned two cards out of out of nowhere but like he's not following the correct rule set therefore can't actually win the game correctly I call [ __ ] and non-cannon I don't think he cares bro no I don't think he does either now watch as your last line of defense is ripped to shreds before your eyes strings TOA it is feeding time oh Jesus oh God your
26:16 worms will have to wait Anubis I trust my fate to the heart of the car oh oh that's his last one all right no Monsters Just Two magic cards um [Music] oh well he's he's got this card game and they're fighting mummies damn he's strong aren't those things like thousands of pounds I thought they were pretty heavy n he a short King he got this yeah here it is let's just hope that fate is over let me stand on one of your shoulders damn you better hope you have good aim my dude brother what oh yeah that makes sense that makes sense what the he can what are you kidding
27:02 me damn they just had to be like yeah he he he ain't that great at it but he's really good at playing cards but not not you know use all your power to finish what you started before and destroy the Pyramid of Light dude the designs are sick I think that's why I always like Yu-Gi when I was younger yeah was cuz it was like more or less straightforward enough like know it got more complicated as time went on but like it was pretty straightforward and like the designs were [Music] dope but now with that broken should his god cards come back into play oh good question it looked like they got destroyed but I don't know also why did
27:47 they just stand there when all the glass was falling from the ceiling I could just [ __ ] kids [Laughter] bro the Great dick oh God okay that's horrifying reverse of reverse which allows me to use the last card played by K oh yeah which was the ability to use return from the different dimension oh he's going to bring them back killing me the perfect defeat he meant wiping me out with my own Egyptian god F now for infinite power what's funny is in theory doesn't that mean that if K if he would have let Kaiba do his thing k would have won yep yeah really going to sh oh
28:36 [ __ ] damn tough out here in the streets you know real tough K are you all right you got that ass beat boy right I can take care of myself poor dude he actually was going to win he just had to be Petty and try to use Yu-Gi-Oh's cards against him right yeah I mean the only reason he had the PID of light though was because of that guy so I mean he wouldn't have been able to use the or fight against the god cards when the monsters are real oh monsters have been real this whole time jackass
29:21 damn dude all right that is wild holy [ __ ] my deck God picking that up is going to suck yeah but I'm not what what Here Comes Joey the lightning ande the iron KN they just poked himo didn't do anything an attempt was made fell little little dink on the the armor these two monsters won't last long we have to get out of here while we still have this why hasn't Kaiba just summoned his dragons know you'll take this creep down that's right we'll be with you all the way
30:08 always always smiley face and hell yeah I feel like Pegasus has been the most real person in this whole movie n yeah he's like this is why I retired this shit's stupid yeah he's it also feels like those those tune versions were made as a way to Market chibies yeah kind of it's time to get real with The bluee Shining Dragon we have to both be touching it or it doesn't work yeah I've been there [Music] before also why is the Pharaoh like a couple feet taller than Yu-Gi-Oh actually is cuz he's an adult but like he's the same height it's he's
30:54 possessing him I think I think when he possesses him he like takes over yeah but he gets taller I thought he gets taller too I think he does I I think he B he literally turns into the phah that's just so [Music] weird message we you well the cops are going to all right never mind I thought the corpse was going to be there and the cops are going to be like all right we got a body what is going down here well they did destroy a whole building yeah kba could buy a new one that's fine this was weird yeah Yu-Gi ising insane bro this
31:42 was this a weird it it drew the lines between Pokemon and real life BS and card mons thoroughly devastating as that well no one but Kaiba that is so car K is that a skirt that he's wearing there's big coat why does it do that it fancy yeah it looks like he's just constantly standing in 50 mph wind it does he's just moving real fast you you ever see the dudes on the Strip where they're like standing there with like the suit and their ties go in a different direction that's Kaiba well this conversation's over we'll duel again yeah yeah he's got plenty of money grandpa but what he doesn't have is one of these and unless he changes he's a g he's rich but still a loser what Kaiba
32:29 doesn't get is that victory means nothing unless you can share it with the people you love cuz then the power of friendship you're really a winner and also being taller lame give me the money I'll buy the money would be nice too yeah I'll buy cool friends so what do you think uh it was so much more cheesy than I that that is like that's like the best bad movie I've seen in a hot minute right yeah I enjoyed it it's just like soing chaotic yeah it's all over the place which I appreciate it was entertaining but incredibly hard to follow what the was happening bye be the joy bye