JOHNBOB Movie. The Koopaling Family Vacation.

1:00 Sir Cuff, we have made it to the Papageo, our last stop. Oh yeah, I know, once we infect all those people in the hotel, that's the human population extinct. Now who's gonna stop this?

2:10 We are going to Lanzarote, the most tropical area in the world. And we'll get going as soon as I can get this stupid dog into the cage so I can take him up to jeans. Come on. Come on, man. You fell on that line. I'm a man. I can take it. Just get in there, Rex, and stay there. Well, it's 6.30 a.m., Time to wake up my gay friend Spongebob. Hey, Agent Bones! Get your worthless butt out of the bed now! We're going to Lanzarote! And don't forget to get the case in! Ah, jeez, Bowser. Why? Why do you have to wake me up so early? Because, Spongebob, we have ten hours to get to the airport so we can

2:57 fly Aer Lingus to Lanzarote. Bowser... Ten hours, Bowser? Ten hours? We have like three to four hours to spare! I don't care, we are going to the airport and that's that. Now get the cases and let's go! But... what about the kids? The kids? What kids? Oh right! Our kids! I completely forgot! I'll be right back. You better be back soon. Geez, I hope those kids aren't asleep. They're asleep. Well just gently wake them up Bowser, I mean like, they're going to wake up. You're right Spongebob. Oh kids... Kids...

3:49 KIDS! AHHHHH! Oh! Whoa! Oh! Oh my god! What just happened? I don't know, but it's just so uncomfortable to sleep in this same bed you know. Hey yo dad, could you buy us more beds? Wait, what? No, I'm not buying you more beds! Aw, come on, Dad, please. Last time, no beds, okay? You lost your beds. You're all just gonna have to sleep in that bed for now. And the reason I woke you guys up in the first place is, come on, we gotta get ready for a family vacation, come on. We're leaving in an hour. And also, where's Junior? Uh, he just said he wanted to go for a glass of milk. Or was it water? Oh, yes, it was water. Well, we better find him soon. Because we have to go in a few hours.

4:38 Jesus, what's going on? I was literally only just getting a drink. Like, what's with all the screaming, Dad? Junior, we're going on family vacation, so get your bag ready. Oh, yeah, Bill, sure. Okay, now. I'll just get my bag ready, and you kids get your bags ready, and we'll head off. Let's go! While we're preparing for the family vacation, and on the way, let's turn on some traveling music.

6:16 I'm so excited in here, I'm gonna check the bed too, like... Oh, we're all child chomped, why don't we have to eat that? Wait, what? Oh my god, oh my god! It's like freaking stupid in here. You see, I'm black in here. Now that we're on our way, all we have to do is sit back and wave. What did I just say? I'm not thirsty! Now shut the fuck up and let's get a passenger out!

8:02 Fair luck next time Larry. Oh, cow! Oh, and by the way, that'll touch you. Come on, Jim. Come on, I don't know. We shall be very... Uh-oh. What do I mean? Somehow, we're going to light speed. Look in this.

9:05 Now, where is Jun-year? Oh, okay. He's in the bathroom. Okay, time to head to Papageo. Same Koopa, different floor, minus one. Okay kids, me and this is Butterball. We're gonna

9:50 head to the adult resort, the private club, because we're both members. And you kids are to stay in here in the hotel room, or go out to the pool, or just play some sports, or whatever. Don't do anything bad, because I don't want to get charged, okay? I don't want to get kicked up. And what's worse, we lost one kid, so we don't want to lose the rest of you. Oh, and one more thing. Just so you guys know, Morton's now in charge, okay? He's gonna be in charge of you guys while you do your activities, okay? Goodbye. I'm in charge? That's amazing! So, uh, what do you guys want to start doing now? I'm just gonna stay in the whole tower and play some 1-2-Switch. What the? Hey, that's my Switch! It's not Jump, it's the families. We got the dock here, we

10:40 got the controller, we got the HDMI cable and the AC adapter. And uh, we also have um... EW! Ouch! What was that for? Hey, look! It's Puppet Shark! Puppet Shark, what are you doing here? I somehow snuck into suitcases because I smell cheese. Oh yeah, I love cheese. So that explains why you ate my cheeseburgers. I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to. So, um, who's thinking about doing something fun while we're here? Well, I mean, like, Ludwig would normally, like, announce, like, all the activities, and he... Yeah, well, screw Ludwig. I'm in charge now. So this time, you can all do anything you want,

11:31 no matter what happens. Well, I guess we could start off by looking at the balcony. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to see this pl... Oh, no, no. Wow. Oh, my God. This place is... Amazing! Move away chump! Let me see this place! Hey! Not bad! Well, shall we explore, Booth? Now, that's what I'm talking about! Wow! Oh my god, this place is so cool! Especially that weird cactus! So, uh... What do we do now? Well, I mean, now that I'm in charge, we can

12:17 go around doing whatever we want. Yeah, sure, why not? We can do whatever we want. Let's all split up. Or we could go into pairs. So yeah, let's go. I'm gonna think I'm heading to the game area. That's where I'm gonna go. Yeah, this is gonna be fun, I can tell. Oh, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. I sure am looking forward to it. Let's go. Well, if you say so, chums. I'll be off then. Back to the room. Yeah, I don't see why not. Yeah, let's do that. Oh, that's gonna be wicked cool. Yeah, well, I don't know exactly what to do. Don't worry, Pom Pom. I know exactly what we could do. Like, we could do whatever we want now. And I have the perfect thing planned for

13:02 us. Oh, really? I'm sure looking forward to it. What is it? Like, Final Destination? The Toy Freaks? Or Cocoa Melon? Better, we're going to... A spa! Wait, what? Yeah, a spa! That place, just over there! You're gonna love it, Pom Pom. I don't really think I want to do that. Come on, Pom Pom. It'd be fun, trust me. No, no, no, no, no, I don't wanna go. Pom Pom? Wait, wait, Pom Pom? What are you doing? Yeah, well, they're all doing activities. I'm just gonna go back to the hotel room and play some one-two switch. Hey, whoa, whoa, Roy. There's more to Lanzarote than just one to switch. Like what char- Well I mean like, we can

13:48 do whatever we want. Like Morten said, he's in charge now. So what do you want to do? Ummm... How about this? We spy on some naked girls. Whoa! I don't see why not. Yeah! Let's do that! Let's do that! Yeah! Let's go! So Boom Boom, what are you thinking of doing? I don't know, Buzz. How about we play some pool? Yeah, I don't see why not. Let's play pool. So I just hit the ball and it hits all the other balls, right, Junior? Yeah, it's quite simple. Okay. I don't think it worked like that. You're terrible at pool, Boom Boom. Let's get

14:37 out of here. Aww. But it was just getting fun. Pom Pom, please just trust me, you're gonna love the spa- No, I don't wanna go! Found anything? No, not yet, Chump. Maybe you just need to try again. I'll come up. There's gotta be something around here. Like, I can't find them anywhere. Like, there's no sign of any- you know, anywhere. We'll find them soon, Chump. I just know it. Yeah, hopefully. How can you really find a naked girl? Oh, that's simple. You just have to, um, well, I don't know. We'll find

15:26 out. So, what do you guys want to do while we're here? I don't really know, Larry. What do you want to do? I am in charge now, guys. So we can do whatever we want. We can go get food or whatever you want to do. I know a good place we can go to. Well Lemmy, you were right. This place is a... Hey, where's Morton? He just went to the bathroom. He'll be here eventually. I just hope he doesn't realize that the food here is free and unlimited. Sorry for the delay guys. I just really need to use the toilet and the line there was big. Hey Morton, whatever you do, don't turn back. Why?

16:29 I told you, Larry. I got cheese in restaurants. Freaking stupid, Nini. Morten, why are you being so salty? Oh, uh, I'm not being salty, Nini. Morten, screw you guys. I'm gonna go get some fries and pizza and burgers and other stuff. Well, at least he's getting chips. Yeah, I suppose so. And burgers and pizza. Yep, mmm. Real good. Excuse me, madam. Are these chips organic from the ground? They are? That's good. Oh, I got the frickin' chips, Niniya. Hey, hey, the lady said they're organic from the ground. Yeah, pretty good. Morten, you spilled

17:16 half the chips on the table. Damn right, Niniya. You want some fries with that? You want some frickin' salt, Niniya? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Enjoy the chips now, guys. Oh Morton, no, I'm not eating all those chips. They're covered in salt. Gross. Oh, you don't like salt? Oh, don't worry. I'll go get some vinegar. Oh shit. I have a bad feeling about this, Levy. Aha, vinegar. Morton, don't you dare. We're warning you. Oh, come on guys. Who doesn't like a nice bottle of vinegar? I know I wouldn't. Morton, I swear, if you dumped that thing all over, Who's hungry? What is wrong with you,

18:02 Morton? I love chips, and I love salt and vinegar too. You know, Ludwig wouldn't- How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm in charge now! Ludwig's dead, so you ought to shut up and eat the chips this minute, okay? Uh, watch this happen. Hey, hey, hey, you want a chip? No, I don't want a salty and vinegary chip. Gross. Oh, come on, isn't anyone who wants to try them? I would. Mmm, salt. Mmm, vinegar. Delicious. Huh, he apparently likes it.

18:51 But there's just one thing missing. Geez. No, that's better. I have to say, Puppet Shark, the cheese actually made the chips delicious. Thank you, Larry. I couldn't agree more. What are you guys talking about? The salt and vinegar made the chips really good. Like seriously, it tasted delicious. I was only because you put too much salt and vinegar on the chips, Morton. Next time, maybe just put the medium amount that you're supposed to put on them.

19:38 I mean like, you're still in charge so we can still do whatever you want to do. Yeah, but I'll just have to think about that for a moment. Did you guys say something? I'm afraid I've got some vinegar in my ears again. What's that, Morton? I can't hear you over all that coughing. Whoa, that was crazy. There you are. King COVID! Let's say we run back to the room. Oh, I'm with ya. But what about lunch? We've already had lunch, Morton, and it's either a second

20:28 lunch or your life. Um... Come on! Quick, guys! Follow me to the rooms! He's coming. I can feel it. Quick. Faster. Faster. Spongebob. Doesn't the smoke in your lungs feel good? No bother. It doesn't. What a wuss. I have some good stuff. I need to get some more cigarettes. I know they're in here somewhere. Here they are. Yeah,

21:13 I can't wait to do this. What's wrong, kids? He's back, he's back, he came back for revenge and now he knows where we are. Okay, okay, okay, one at a time. Now, Morton, you go first. He's back. Okay. Larry, he's back. Lemmy? Lemmy? Oh, sorry. He's back. Who is back? King COVID? Uh, no, I'm his son, Sir Koff.

22:05 Sir Koff? More like Sir Koff. Enough with the inappropriate talk. It's time for something much more inappropriate. Genocide. You're no match against us, Sir Koff. Besides, we stopped your dad, King COVID, and we can stop you. Confidence? I like that in the young ones. Well, I guess that means I have to call for backups. Uh, Lemmy, you just made the problem worse now. Oh, uh, right. Should we run? I think it's best that we should run. You guys think you can stop me? You're no magic. Defensive position! Everyone, let's run!

22:50 Ah, let's get out of here! Run away! Away from me! Please, just trust me. No! No, Windy! I am not trusting you! I don't want to go to the stupid spa! Okay? Now leave me alone! That's it. That good for nothing horror. Go back here, Bowser.

23:42 I'm not sure what's going on with my survival. Watch go come over with pom-pom. You see anything, Roy? No. Oh, wait, I can see one. I can see one. Just down there. What the? Oh, wow, that's so cool. Yep. Oh, we did it. We found a naked girl. So, what do you want to do now? I don't know. We can do whatever we want, like Morten said. Or maybe you could do something a little more interesting. No. No, it can't be. That's right. I'm King Cloak. Hey, uh, Roy, you do know what time is, right? Time to look up more naked girls? No, BLJ time! Yahoo! Yeah,

24:31 Yahoo! Keep running. Keep running. I can get out of here. Time to die. Bowser! No,

25:18 Oh, no. Oh, God. Any last words, Bowser? Yes. Morton! What? That doesn't even mean... You can't stop me. Oh, yeah? You think you're so... No one got you now, chump. Let's go back to the hotel room. Yes! Yes! Woohoo! Yeah! We did it! Yes! Eureka!

26:36 Slutwick, now Morton and Roy. What are we gonna do about it? We have to get out of here. We have to get the others, tell them to pack their bags and get out of here. Look, Boom Boom, you're just terrible at pool, okay? Come on, Buzz, I can try again. No, Boom Boom, you're just terrible, okay? Let's just go back. Maybe we could try hockey or pinball. Yeah, I suppose we could, but just not now. Yeah, I suppose you're right. Hmm?

27:22 Whew. Made it. What's wrong, Pom Pom? Wendy's trying to make me go to the spa. I don't want to go to the spa. Yeah, yeah, that place is trash. So you wanna watch Toy Freaks or Final Destination again? Oh hell yeah! Now let's get the remotes. Pom Pom, what are you doing now? You basically ran away from me and now you're watching... Toy Freaks again? The show is funny Wendy, well it's not to me. Well at least they don't waste my time with stuff I think is stupid and boring! Well excuse me for trying to make you less of a disgusting, selfish bitchy hoe.

28:09 Oh I see where this is going. You don't like me the way I am. You're basically just trying to say I should be different. Well, well that's not what I exactly meant Pom Pom. Oh that's what you probably meant. You wanna know what? I'm gonna shove a knife into your pussy so that way you'll have two periods at once. Oh yeah? You think you're so clever, bitch? Oh, I'm so clever alright, you whore! Hey, uh, we probably should get out of this, right, Boom Boom? Yeah, I think so. You ungrateful bitch you are. Kids! Kids! What is it? Kids! Kids! What is it, Dad? What's the problem?

28:57 King COVID has returned. And Morton and Roy are gone. Oh, fuck! Uh-oh. No, it can't be. What? This is terrible! That's not the only problem. Yeah, he's also brought his eldest son, Sir Koff, with him. And he's planning to take down us. Which means we'll have to cancel the holiday and we'll have to head back to Ireland while we have the chance. You know what, Boom Boom? I take back what I said. You're actually great at pool. I didn't mean for it to go this far. It's okay, but we can try to pool again. Pom Pom, I'm sorry for trying to force you to go to the spa

29:44 and calling you a hoe. Yeah, and I'm sorry for trying to threaten you to shove a knife up your legs. Yeah, maybe, like, we should all forget about this. Yeah, maybe we could try and go to the spa in Ireland. Just so that way we're all good. Yeah, we're all good. Okay kids, so gather all your stuff, pack your bags, and let's hit the road. Okay, well in this case, hit the air because we're going on an airplane. Okay, let's see, um, there's me, SpongeBob. Here I am, Bowser. Okay, good. So, um, Boom Boom, Iggy, Wendy, Larry, Buzzard Jr., Lemmy, and Pom Pom. Hey, hold on a moment. We're missing one. Who are we missing? Me! Hello! Don't forget me. Hey, who brought the shark with

30:35 us? He wasn't supposed to- He wasn't on- He didn't bring his passport or anything. It's a long story. Although really, he um, he snuck into the suitcase. Okay, that makes sense. Anyways, let's go. Oh. Where are we? Oh, we're at the French entrance. Come on Morton, we may have enough time to- Morton? Morton?

31:22 I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s- I couldn't stop COVID and now the whole family is in danger. What are we gonna do? Look, Roy, I know, look Morten, I know this is gonna be, I know you're a part of it. We can do this. We just need to work together, you know, wonder pets. You're right. We should. We should get back to the hotel and quickly. Let's go. Let's go and save the hotel and the whole world from COVID-19. Let's do it! Wait, first, I need to use the toilet, Morton. Me too. This way.

32:25 What are you doing in there, Morton? The safe hotel! Let's go! Notice how in chase scenes, Morton, there's always like soft music after like intense music and when we leave the elevator, the music starts over again? Yeah, I think so. I just hope we can get out in time before it's too late. Uh oh.

33:16 Well, well. It's gay COVID! Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! Well, I thought we'd never meet again, Bowser. What's this? You lost three kids already? I'm afraid so. One got killed in a car accident, then the other two got blue-showed by your... by your... by your bastard son. Oh no, he did not get involved in a car accident because I was able to tell him because I was right there. Oh! Hello? What did you say? Okay, so you want the truth?

34:03 Ludwig didn't actually crash. Okay, yeah, he did technically crash, but he survived it. So we walked the rest of the way to Trebolkin in pitch dark. So that's when we had the chance, me and my son, to infect him and kill him. So that's when we killed him, as well as infected him so badly that he couldn't no longer breathe. So yeah, we stopped one of your kids, we stopped the other two, and now all we have left are seven more. You... You... You... CHILMURDERER! Oh, I see we're having a... Why would you do this? You

34:52 killed my three eldest son! Why you?! Huh. Any last words? Yes, take this. We're coming dad! We're almost there! Oh! Oh yeah, take this! Oh, I can't! What is this stuff? Uh oh! Stay back everyone! We're cornered now! Oh!

35:43 It's all over Bowser. You've got no bitches and no kids now. And now, would you finally out of the way? All I have left are your kids and the human population is gone. Oh yeah, wanna bet? Oh, that's a sucker bet. Yeah! Yeah, you're the sucker, buddy. And look what we brought with us. The COVID-19 vaccine. Yeah, okay. Let's vaccine ourselves, Roy.

36:47 the bat!

37:51 You can't defeat me. I am the most deadly virus in the world. You're right. You are the deadliest virus in the world. But wrong since you were. The COVID-19 vaccine? Oh, you know that. Please, please don't do this to me. I think about all the times I visited your house. Let's visit it! More tried to come here, sir. So long, gay COVID. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, nothing worked. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Whoa, what happened? Any

38:40 last words? Yes. I wish you were gone. Nice drive at a... What's happening? Kids... I can't believe this but... We did it. I know, Trump. We stopped a pandemic. I can't believe it. I actually did it. I saved my family. Let's celebrate! Hey look, here comes Morton and Roy! Oh guys, I'm glad to tell you all this. We have stopped King Covid. All thanks

39:26 to me. Yes Morton, you make a better eldest sibling than Ludwig. Yeah, Luz, you really are the best brother ever. Aww, thanks everyone. I really wish. I just, I'm just so glad to be responsible to you all. I'm proud of my son. Our son. Yeah, right, our son. Okay, okay, okay, it's just nice. No group hugs, please. Oh, cool, cool blood pile. No, no, no, puppet shark, no. Well, guys, I guess we should all go back doing what we wanted. All right, Lemmy, you want to try again

40:13 with the chips? And this time, I won't put too much salt and vinegar on them. Sure thing. Yeah, let's do that. Yes! Woohoo! Hey, uh, Boom Boom? You wanna try again with pool? Yeah, sure thing, bus. I really am. It really is a great game, though. Let's go. Woohoo! Hey, uh, Roy. You wanna try and find some more naked girls? Sure thing, Trump. Yep, let's do this. Wendy, I'm sorry for trying to... I'm sorry for, like, not going to a spa with you and saying I would shove a knife between your... Legs. I'm sorry for calling you a hoe, Pom Pom. It's just that I just don't really think that this is, like all that

40:58 stuff the boys are teaching you, it's not right. And besides, there are plenty of other things besides just Kokomo. Yeah. So, um, you wanna actually go and try to go to the spa again? Yeah, sure. Let's go to the spa. And what do you wanna do, SpongeBob? Maybe we could actually try and just go for a nice walk and get some cigarettes. Yeah, let's do that. Gay style. The pandemic is officially over. The World Health Organization today declared an end to the

41:44 COVID-19 global health emergency. They did it Mike. They stopped the pandemic. I'm not sorry. That's just amazing. Chase, Chase, get off! The coupons started COVID! It's amazing! Whoa, that's amazing. Still an argument. Hot room! Ho ho ho ho!

42:34 I'm out of a vacation. And now, we're heading back home. Seriously, this is just the greatest thing in my life. Nothing's gonna ruin it. Anyone seen the bomb? Ah well, no big deal. This is the life. Hey, that black Cooper. Wait, wait. Morton? He's about to push the lightspeed button. No. Oh, that.

45:27 that's left is you and the infinite void. Beautiful dreamer out on the sea. Mermaids are chanting the wild Laura Lee. to fade at the bright coming morn.

46:16 Beautiful dreamer, beam on my heart. E'en as the morn on the streamlet and sea, then we'll all cloud of sorrow depart beautiful dreamer wake unto me la da dee la da dum la da dee la da dee tempo tempo