Pokemon: Gotta Watch 'Em All! | Pokemon Jirachi Wishmaker | Pokemon Movie Podcast

0:00 [Music] foreign joke's still there hey you guys cj be back again with another episode of pokemon gotta watch them all the podcast

0:45 rewatched the animated i [ __ ] said the thing i was talking about we're watching the pokemon movies and ranking them for you because we love you [ __ ] the thing i said i didn't want to say that i said the thing i had john [ __ ] it up hey i got dante don't worry i'm just getting one of my intros you know like i gotta cut it out the ten times i'll make it hey hey guys it's uh uh it's chris underscore youtube here uh it's not that bad hey guys welcome back to the christmas and then there's been a couple times i'm like welcome back to write a gateway you are not that person anymore you're changed uh today we are watching pokemon jirachi wishmaker i have the same group of hooligans and we're gonna talk about this movie here first impressions can i i really like this movie a lot um thanks for watching there's there is an issue i think with

1:32 timing because they're so used to having to montage things to get it done in an hour yeah and this one being the first hour and a half movie there's a weird part with a montage and there's still so much left yeah and i was like but overall i like this movie a lot cool well josh's playing animal crossing so we'll go ahead chris would you look at your actual phone so so i'll be on my notes keep keeping the theme with being entirely open and honest about this i wasn't really involved with the movie for like the first half like the last half the movie is where it caught my attention and then i was like like i was like involved with everything going on in the first half curlia yeah

2:20 that's my pick nobody take it easy i liked it okay that's all right uh i didn't i do have one christmas all destroyed the whole plot but i'll wait until then but that has nothing to do with the movie i enjoyed it i just don't i don't give a [ __ ] about jirachi like he's my like if he if right now they like errata him and he's just still saying cis [ __ ] that's manafee for me hey without man if we don't get that kyogre like uh i'll say this right away uh i'd prefer i would rather have a sequel to ladies and gente austin i just don't care for the story where they bring back ladies from the grave with the soul boo they're just like oh wait how do we

3:05 bring back a lot of you so we smashed the soul time travel yeah yeah dante yeah okay oh solid um i know so i watched this movie a lot as a kid because we had those like really cheap portable dvd players mounted on the back of like the headrests so when parents were driving like that dvd was just in so we got in the car close click jirachi wishmaker and we watched that a lot so i watched this one quite quite quite a bit and i remembered like a good bit of the movie going back um and i didn't dislike it i didn't think it was awful but i think it was a little it was a little a it wasn't great but uh yeah so i think we're on a similar page how about that plot do you want to jump on that now or is

3:51 that a segway talk about the entire movie yeah i don't like it straight i'm continuing the plot this the the talk about the movie okay i just thought you were asking because i was like oh i'm not prepared how about we go to the plot um so first we got our intro like we normally do water pokemon not voiced by brock this time first of all first of all mewtwo and a scarf looked pretty cool yeah and then entei jumping in the volcano dope as [ __ ] yeah love doll i like how this connects all the like past movies that we watch which which i do do like how i in one one of the pie podcasts i think it was a new two returns or something i'm like yeah he just becomes a mewtwo becomes a vigilante and then just seeing him just like yep nope the city's doing well

4:37 batman he is a vigilante i'm just gonna hang out here until they put a steel bug type in here and then the scarf's coming off i killed that pikachu smash but is janet's like the only bug still uh no uh that doesn't [Music] is

5:22 why don't we anyway so trainer battles like pokemon also work with trainers we had a really cool like two second double battle you could see brandon with brandon the first just like i choose you agron and [ __ ] shift tree they had to be swinging they had to do it because they were like oh [ __ ] we put may but we didn't uh we're going to bring he's here in the beginning of this movie there you go the best gen three pokemon with agaron he chose two pokemon that are super weak to fire yeah yeah but were there fire types there weren't there was something like in a double battle yeah you try to cover your weight

6:07 right uh he also freezes the soul rock with ice beam which i was like ghetto yeah exactly the [ __ ] out of me that's like a point five percent chance actually it's just like shift tree blah blah blah crushed his nose because it's brandon oh man but not all intentions are pure team magma wants groudon they're in this really cool arena thing like a college and this is the point where i was like holy [ __ ] excuse me we're not dealing with team rocket a new enemy oh [ __ ] oh man it's taking back i know we're in gen 3. the guy from the first movie back for revenge and we finally made a team so yeah basically team magma they're out to get groud on and there's this one guy

6:52 who's like i could probably get him and we see this pretty attractive young couple digging through a mountain and picking up a big purple rock means something but we're not quite there purple rock purple rock it's just the [ __ ] uh power stone from the infinity war saga um so yeah so they're looking for for groudon but they find this cool purple stone or wonder what it could be next we meet ash the kid who does stuff with pokemon uh so in the first movie this is the first one to get without misty and max i prefer i do prefer may i do you think max's [Music] this movie is the [ __ ] on may movie she makes one joke at her brother and then she gets that's essentially the anime as well

7:38 because yeah max is like this genius of battle and like makes like this [ __ ] [ __ ] that imagine imagine if this this movie was like your first experience with may yes it does not shine very brightly on earth if it's because i didn't watch the anime like i'd like gen one i watched anime i didn't watch anime continuing so i think this was like my favorite i'm like does all she do is just like moan inside like to the side she's normally she was contest and stuff but she's really like energetic and she's usually she's a goofball that doesn't know pokemon yet so whenever she's like what's that like i'm trying to think of what the example was i think they should see like that's the thing where like you know ash you should be like i don't know pokemon yeah ash kinda was a little bit smart in the season yeah and then she took over as like the stupid one that doesn't know

8:24 instead of pulling out the pokedex max was like dumbass it's this yeah like there's something where she i think i don't know what it is what was used the example where she's like wow oh i know it was uh ivysaur so she sees an ivy store she goes that bulbasaur is really small and brock's like uh mac's like dumb [ __ ] it's an ivysaur she's like oh what she gets a bulbasaur with a heart shape yeah i think it's like battlefront one thing about um may uh it's also that throughout the whole show they use the flights with team rocket like you don't prepare for trial [ __ ] they do every episode they use her so that she can practice her uh contest moves and she goes on team rocket and then she actually does it so be like yeah i used this against team rocket a few times ago and then she'll use that when i've always been more of a dawn

9:10 person or not to her yet the greatest iris am i right i better not see that [ __ ] ever tilda yes excited i mean but she wasn't an anime she should have been she was in that trailer that you see it for gen five it doesn't count so anyway the narrator says be careful what you wish for because you just might get it title card pokemon jirachi wishmaker now the team is walking over a mountain they got somewhere to be they want to see this wonderful festival about the millennium continental commons so the team goes rushing over the mountain and they see this where the

9:55 town's supposed to be yeah there's a gaping crater and they're like oh wow great but yeah so as they go running up maxis about last one there's a slow poke and mei's like yeah you're a slow bro cause like slow bro but like brother it's funny my favorite is it's [ __ ] brock [Laughter] they reach the top of the hill but there's no festival there's nothing happening guess who might as well eat some food and go to sleep and then also in the middle of the [ __ ] night just this caravan of vehicles just comes trudging in shaking the earth everything so good so like if that was real yeah like that would be insane set up time it's like the world's fastest [ __ ] carnival yeah like i imagine the qvc commercials just like oh you've seen big top cupcake how about

10:42 two day festival like like this [ __ ] just like not even two day two hours that just like shows up and like this is one of those things where i'm just imagining is like what kind of technology do they think that we [ __ ] have it's just like it's like vibranium just like it's a pole now it's like a a spider web like just happened there was a car that had a rolled up train track on it i was like what the [ __ ] because i guess that trip that wherever that came from was leaving the track and then brought a train yeah the train was still riding on it i was like that's really unsafe but it's cool somebody got somebody saw killer clowns from outer space they got really inspired like their spaceship is a carnival and when they land it sets up like this whole thing they're like what if we did that

11:28 but with [ __ ] vehicles yeah for real uh so yeah as everything starts to get set up this one truck pulls over and a nice fancy dressed man with purple hair walks out puts a chest on the floor and starts making these big pink bubble gum balls yeah that was weird i didn't i felt uncomfortable i was just surprised that we saw it like three to four times i was like really yeah they had to have the voice actor be like i was like how long is this going to go and as he's knocking these things away he knocks him into this very beautiful blonde lady who takes these little unfoldable fans and just starts slapping the balls uh i wasn't going to leave her i put in here what did i say she slaps the balls with the fans uh you know she can do that i love how we get these notes like just

12:17 i know danny writes these because of all these like little notes it's just like hmm yes i'm thirsty for this woman [Laughter] big ass pineapple 10. okay yeah i take notes like a champ you should have seen my college notebooks but anyway the gang's just like cool carnival's here let's have fun they're playing on the bumper cars knocking people over brock's trying to flirt and [ __ ] crashed into a wall uh and then team rockets here and they're like hey we're part of the festival and they're like and all we have to do is throw out these flyers and clean up manure whatever that is and that's you know

13:03 meowth having a great time they find the flyer the gang finds the fire of the great butler this magician who they gotta go see at show so we cut to the event he's doing the fun little flip the hat all the swab blue come flying out and he picks it up what you're very well the great butler great joey wheeler hey joey wheeler i choose you dust glops [Laughter] baby twig uh so yeah so the show's going on butler reveals [ __ ] curlier which then turns into diane i'm like all right uh but then she's holding this big purple what was her name diane uh ron giku from bleach third i got one more did you do the first one

13:49 huh what was the first one joey wheeler okay one more so she's holding the big purple rock and everyone's like wow that's a cool pretty rock i wonder and then max is like wait a minute i hear a thing help [ __ ] wake me up [ __ ] and it's like i better go down there so max just runs to the stage but i was like could you go [ __ ] sit back down and actually like sorry my friend i guess we'll have a discussion in the middle of the show now while we're talking about this whole thing um i was like and i put me check your brother like why didn't she stop him yeah yeah she was just like i i like to imagine like as he's holding us she's like no stop she i think she goes max is um yeah max is like i heard a voice and butler's like

14:36 well this is the kid let's do a magic trick what are your names i'm ash ketchum i'm max great that's so bad oh but this is the part where butler's like oh i guess i'll introduce myself to these kids he like turns his ass to the audience and goes what are your names relax he's got to show the crowd why he got the name butler max the great anyway so then they're like you know what we got an idea dust glops come on out here max ash get in this box we're going to lock it and we're going to beam the [ __ ] out of it dust globs charger hyper beam and they just blow this no instruction whatsoever like so i they're pretty chill about it i would have been panicking they'll [ __ ] like

15:21 yeah i think so like what now i think ash is like yeah let's go max yeah it's a magic and max is like why why would we do this i think ash realizes it's just like i've been like electrocuted by like a hundred pikachu thunderbolts i'm i could probably tank a hyper beam actually i punch someone's gonna come in and save me it's fine um this weekend's going to come in clean the water he missed his cue for youtube returns but that's okay [Laughter]

16:07 but yeah so dust collapse which i [ __ ] love dust glops as well which this guy's team when we see more of it he's real [ __ ] solid he's a good team he has a really good team so i'm very positive dust club had to be like dust clubs and uh on um dark rice beta design they look exactly the same very positive at one point they had to be connected probably because they look they almost have like seen they have the same features different colors yeah what's good because we get dust noir later and yeah that's some top-tier [ __ ] he's a dark genie [ __ ] love them shut the [ __ ] anyway uh so yeah they blast this thing with a hyper beam and right before it impacts the floor falls out they go suck down to the floor up a ramp and so can you

16:53 imagine i don't know how they got twisted around because they were like they're looking at the audience and then they drop and then they somehow going up the stairs they flip and then land wherever they they go down then they lay down on a different set of tracks and they're going while they're laying down so i don't know if the platform just like like flattened out so they could stand up and then maybe they live though yeah they're good you imagine if they just died yeah like oh wait maybe we should have gave them instructions there's just a bunch of like charred body bits on the ground and he's like [ __ ] the trap door didn't dead kids when i was watching this the with the correlia was do you guys ever

17:39 watch gym one when ash was like doing magic for a carnival and he had both sir charming and squirrels yeah like i'm gonna make water appear like it's like water that's what this reminds me of yeah so i stopped it i stopped and went on youtube to look at that scene and then i was like okay and then i went back okay when they had misty in that like gold bean like swimsuit thing yeah i remember all that you would listen right there so we had dust flops you know use the hyper beam and then i skipped a little bit yep trapdoor perfect and then right after the the fun performance everybody lives team rocket's like give me that [ __ ] pikachu because we had nothing better to do right now uh and then of course the team's like you know what we could stop this [ __ ] real quick so as they're flying away they also grab

18:25 mighty anna and carlia and then they're like dust claps i need your help copy tata which is what they use to blow up their little it hits where they're standing on the balloon drops one of the ropes and then pikachu he's like pikachu thunderbolt and then it drops the other part yeah blind she gets out and then saves money yeah which i was like what the [ __ ] is cappy i had to go back and watch that cause i was just like wait a minute what move yeah i had to go back and do it i thought like like the first that comes to mind logical it's like it's a cold like maybe right you don't want your opponent to know you're using tackle right yeah you feel like it's cheap swing that'd be like doing competitive and being like i renamed all my moves to like yo this is butt thunder shock like you name it butt

19:11 thunder and visually i don't know what a lot of the moves look like in the anime but when i watched it a couple times i thought it was like willow whiz yeah that's what i thought i said it might have been like translated so it's like oh he said something different but it's willow but it does look like it what well how is it spelled can we look that up i put i saw something in a different language that yeah it doesn't have to be because there's still a lot of uh translation errors there's there's a lot of weird things in this movie when it comes to like uh voiceover mm-hmm because there's uh there's a a point in this tent where may and doc talk i talked about but they're they they're not matching and i'm like what just happened he's like do you think i could get to know diana

19:57 i was like what the [ __ ] i am you know you're drunk in the studio yeah yeah i'm not seeing any results for it as far as copy tata i tried looking up with pokemon and google's like there's not many results for that and i'm like okay i'm sorry excuse me you use big searches basically what's the one that plants the trees when you search oprah oprah it's niles anyway so yeah they saved the gang butler and diana like we got it nightshade boom team rocket's dead all right well now that we're here how about we tell you guys about jirachi uh sir you mean nami from one piece uh why huh why because she voices jirachi okay got it i was like i was like there's a big titty ginge girl and then there's this little

20:43 pokemon with the yellow head like where she voices okay makes sense the four kids okay we're back to a pokemon that taught and i'm scared they take the gang aside and they explain the history of jirachi it's a mystical a mythical pokemon who only wakes up every 1 000 years who's sleeping inside the stone and it's gonna wake up as the comet passes and it needs a true friend so max here's your task for the day hold this [ __ ] rock and make this jirachi come to life this is when me goes that would be my brother friends with a rock and that's like the only good scene she gets for the rest of the [ __ ] movie because she gets [ __ ] on the whole stuff you know what's beautiful about that it's like that's such a sibling thing yeah and then they went out to give us like a gym cigarettes bunny and

21:31 and uh yep that's weird they're not bad guys or are they but that whole thing was literally like he's super [ __ ] smart bought his bench to [ __ ] up and she's like you dumbass you know that wasn't gonna work and like watching like may do that gave me so many flashbacks of that because like the only reason i liked gen six uh was the league and the pairing of like bonnie and clyde because she was always like you dumbass you could just open the door like a normal person like there is machines for everything like [ __ ] everything and they all i got a poop just [ __ ] squat white don't create this i'm just saying the region's based in

22:19 france they have stuff for that they have stuff uh so brotherhood uh and mae's like can i hold on max like [ __ ] you you called me a slow bro and then they kind of meander for right yeah cause he's like you're just jealous because you want to hold it and she's like because uh when they volunteer for the magic trick that's when the voice [ __ ] up is yeah that's when it's just like do you think they'll show us how they did it and and that's all crocs mouth moving and then it goes to brock's voice on may's body it's like do you think they'll let me be here like somewhere in like post-production they're just like no don't go back we have to make it so the kids feel smarter than the movies

23:05 exactly we have to do that again see later at the festival mae comes across this little shop she's like ooh this little toy and it's a little wishing star that goes hand in hand with the comment which is going to be in the sky for seven days and every night she has to put one of the little petals down and she makes the wish and then at the end the wish is supposed to come true right well we'll come back to that it's a very nice little thing little fun thing yeah where he's like oh you're like but he's clearly laughing he does the thing yeah he's just like what did he say so you really only wish one had make it okay he's like she only get one wish make it count very very weird this entire movie i'm just sitting here like why is this happening i've noticed this is like very noticeable twice like what happened

23:51 so i assume it because you said the story is different it's like yeah i have the variance here yeah uh we haven't gotten there yet so let's assume there's a lot of script changes that were like let's change this for the english one and instead of reanimating let's just put it right over where it belongs yeah also uh i should have said this in the beginning this is the only uh movie where the name of the characters are the same both languages because usually they change the name of like the english characters yeah because may it's just me and uh which by the way may and max if they had another sibling and be either maz or maul i was gonna say this okay it's m-a-x-m-a-y so the logical step because it went may then max in birth it would either be

24:37 maw if they're going backwards in the alphabet or they have an older sibling named maz it would just be [Music] mega or um so yeah funny laugh happens the gang steps aside all the lights start to shut off as the fireworks get ready to go off and then as the fireworks end we get the millennium comment everybody's like oh my god the millennium commons [Music] it was god's it was just one that no one

25:25 could really take he just had a big old keychain that he hung here from his shoulder it was just like a comment and he's like [ __ ] try me [ __ ] i'll send you to the shadow row um we made a quota here we go no more animals now we gotta do a dragon we'll see one at some point naturally uh make a yamcha joke around here naturally so so uh may makes her first wish very important she's the first little pedal down uh max falls asleep with jirachi's rock and they're like you know what i can help him sleep better so they sing like the mommy song like that i get that she's a kid just like home singing this song but it was like

26:11 just make her hum it yeah [Music] like nine times on the way up here and it's so natural that's what it is yeah it felt awkward because it's like normally i'm not gonna sit in front of my two friends and go yeah i'll sit [Music] like i said this also sat in my car for like 10 years so i just know there's something right yeah um but anyway she's like yeah i guess max is already asleep i might as well help him sleep more i don't know maybe she wants to steal the rock but all of a sudden the sun starts to glow and here jirachi say the star is calling me so this green energy starts to fade

26:58 over the planet and absol out in the middle of the mountains just like oh [ __ ] i get to be in this movie and starts hopping his way over to this festival and absolutely i got really excited when i saw absolutely like oh [ __ ] this thing's in the movies so here's my life tumor cat because i got really excited and then i got and then i was like oh wait a minute because absol is known as the disaster pokemon whenever absol shows up something is about to go horribly wrong that is why so as soon as i saw i'm like oh no but they didn't need absolute for that because we all know that pikachu can do the exact same thing oh yeah yeah since is it that disaster comes with

27:47 is absolutely he shows up before a disaster yes the people think that when they see absol bringing the disaster because one the lure of him being a dark type which means that they're evil yeah and so when they see him they might actually go like the earthquake happened because of him he's telling all of us to [ __ ] leave but he's a pokemon we don't understand him absol did not make himself seem like the good guy homie came in shattering mirrors and [ __ ] so yeah well like pogba does this thing we're like dark types are evil unless they're caught by a trainer like if if you have an eevee and it turns into umbreon it turned out friendship whatever he's good but if you find one in the wild he's gonna [ __ ] your [ __ ] off got it that fixed that because later i asked like to clarify the disaster thing i was like so if someone catches absol every time you let him out does disaster

28:33 just happen or like is it just uh it's no one void now and plus meowth wasn't around because he speaks fluent in everything the same thing and he had an absolute couldn't shoot electricity at pikachu so pikachu couldn't communicate with it would you like him can you learn chocolate chat though [ __ ] anyway we should we shouldn't take the pokedex at face value because supposedly every time lugia flaps a hurricane is supposed to start so i said we saw 2000. that's why it kind of glided a lot something about the word flap being a verb is weird um regards to the festival uh so it starts to glow pops out little baby jirachi diane comes running over

29:19 she's like is that jirachi let me go get butler and so that was kind of weird i didn't realize that it's little like ribbon trail things become a swaddle i was like oh that is cute that's actually adorable i love jirachi designs if you didn't watch a movie you would have never known that right yeah i didn't know that but there's a weird thing that the movie shows off that none of the games ever talk about that i knew it i don't know why i know it and we'll get to it we'll get to it the vagina whoa uh so anyway the stone glows and the gang's like hey we got jirachi diane's like you know what you can stay with us tonight because now that we have you have what we want we got to put you where we need you yeah so if anybody had any

30:04 goddamn perception in the movie they were like oh you could stay with us tonight nobody's going to be like that's [ __ ] weird that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] weird something's up what's going on uh so then they head to the party like in dandy where no one incites them very clearly invisible bad he's just like yeah uh-huh that sounds like a good plan i'll tell you what i'll tag along um so yeah the gang heads to the van they're like let's chill out with jirachi and learn who this little [ __ ] is sorry about that john broke the camera anywho so the gang gets on the bus and they said you know what i could really use some wishes so the gang's like torturing drax to be like give me my wish i want my wish no give

30:50 me my wish and then max like you know what i want can candy happens first but does the candy happen they're like we don't even know if this works and max is like i wish i had candy okay yeah and then and then he's like see wishes can't happen and then max is like but i have candy but i have chips and she's like god damn it why is my brother winning this [ __ ] slow bro damn it i'm surprised brock didn't wish for some type of like women because he tries to do yeah candy ash says something mae's like i want to wish those i want to wish for girls yeah yeah some [ __ ] like hate me next i halfway i halfway thought a girl is actually going to show you yeah after the fact that jirachi just seems to be latching on to what any whatever

31:35 anybody's saying at this point poor candy skull ash is like i want to make a wish next and may's like i know exactly what i want to wish for and then [ __ ] brock is just like i want to wish for some girls and like they all start [ __ ] pulling on karachi i like your broccoli just keeps making candy until it pops why would a wish result poor candy sauce yeah i know yeah right he doesn't make the candy right the truck continues to fill and fill and then we see this little merchant who's just like all the shit's popping away he's like what the [ __ ] and we learned that the equivalent seal like cabbages yeah i ruined it around the time that got popular right yeah so jirachi actually isn't creating anything it's teleporting stuff so every time they're making this wish

32:22 uh for anything jirachi's like i got it take it here put it here uh so as they continue to fight a little bit uh the van door opens and everyone just comes flooding on this avalanche of snacks uh yeah we see the poor little man be like oh i'm ruined i have no money and they're like well i guess we got to teleport it back so may's like jirachi get rid of the problem so jirachi teleports made back into the pile of food that was absolutely power moving roasted may get [ __ ] that's my favorite part because she's like drock you get rid of the problem he okay god i love the she's like we need to get rid of this candy and then she goes jarachi get rid of the problem it's like no you just said get rid of this you just said rosie my favorite part is they wait

33:08 till after she opens and eats a candy bar to tell her that she just legally stole yeah well she probably just said they're like oh no what happened oh no she's stuck in the the [ __ ] candy and it right there yeah this [ __ ] pops up like finally and then say oh no and everybody's like she's like god damn it because they're like oh jirachi can you please put the candy back it's like i'm tired yeah so they're like all right drock you sleep we're gonna have to move it back by hand i don't really feel that why don't you ask me sorry so they all go to sleep i guess and then jirachi wakes up in the morning and max is just like staring at it like high which is that's

33:53 so creepy i was like why is this why is max why are you like that did you did you stay up all night and just stare at this thing that's the thing on twilight when [ __ ] edward's looking at bella when she wakes up because i always said that scene was very [ __ ] weird yeah and everybody's like that's so romantic i'm like if i [ __ ] do that to you you call the [ __ ] cops that's a section about maxin i meant joshua wake sucks like i'll just go back and be back in my room my [Music] i don't like that or flaps um so yeah they all wake up it's like time to have fun so the gang's like

34:40 let's get dressed and get ready for this carnival that we volunteered to be a part of the circus max and jirachi are just like we're gonna go have fun so they go running through the carnival taking all the rides eating all the snacks having a grand old time and then as the sun starts to set we see absol watching over the circus this is another one of those mo i feel like the tradition with these pokemon movies is that with charizard i always take it back to three with charizard like in that last moment when we didn't see it coming and that just like hit a note and with absol with suicune um there's like two or three other examples where it's like the thing that's coming to move the plot they show us before it happens and i think it hits harder if you just let it happen when you forget about it and then it's like right that's because like like this i

35:25 think is where max starts [ __ ] around and they knock over the thing and and may gets trampled on by a big metal like tower again and then absolutely [ __ ] on because because max she's like max help me and he goes around he's like holding it up and jirachi comes around like play play and he steals his glasses and instead of being like no i'm helping my sister hold this thing he's like i can't see the thing i'm holding if you take my [ __ ] glasses get back here karachi and base just like i'm going to get crushed now with you i hate when they do like you take away the ability for me to get excited for this one and i know why they do it for writing purposes sure like put them in the box or else cell but i'd rather like absolutely not be shown at all maybe show the shadow on the floor so you could be like what pokemon is that yeah and someone imply it do his

36:11 iconic entrance yeah but i learned that with the movies they're so obsessed with putting the pokemon in the box art because that's the marketing power that i don't think if we're ever going to get a charizard moment again yeah until the the car goes yeah i just think it's like do do that like but charizard i think it's done perfect yeah show it at the beginning and be like okay we know charizard's here but then don't show it until the moment it comes to save the day or do the thing yeah like here they showed absol in the forest and then started leaping towards you know assumingly the circus um and then they show it watching over if you didn't show it watching over and all of a sudden max didn't they're running around like something's here like we see the tear in the in the tent and all of a sudden the mirrors shatter like oh [ __ ] that's right absolutely coming what the [ __ ] like i think i would have hit a lot harder than being like remember he's

36:57 right here yeah you're about to see him again so they can also use the decoy pokemon so for example like if they would have absol and then also gave you like another gen 3 pokemon so you can be like whoa which one is it and like it's kind of like it's just like a wing stuck in the top [Laughter] i would would agree with you i think what they do with absol here was was actually very clever he's going back to going back to his entrance where disaster goes absol following sure so it's like that moment like you see them having fun together like max and and um jirachi like having fun going through all this and then you see absolute approaching it's like in the back of your head you're like they're having a good time and shit's about to go down they're not ready for this so like that's fair so for like me like it was

37:42 like like kind of like creating like a like a sense of like suspense where i'm like okay you're about to get [ __ ] rocked okay you have no idea what's next so i think it's like if you have the knowledge of it like it like it helps build that moment up more because you're like you're you're going to have a bad time i think that's kind of like a direction of grabbing a kid yeah it's like yo i'm not getting taken you know i mean i think the only issue with that is that we know absolutely disastrous but if you're a kid watching this for the first time you see the cool white dog with the spike on its head you don't get that line of dialogue that follows disaster until after it shows up yeah it's a context yeah which i think it's like like a good like it is like one of those moments where it's like if you play the games and and would watch out like if you have

38:27 like all the knowledge like it it's going to help build that out more but like if you're like if you're not a pokemon person you're just like what the [ __ ] this dog doing it's just running just running it's got a cool like thing that you can like slice people in half but um but yeah so the thing comes in we're having fun we're cleaning up the circus thing falls over meg gets [ __ ] not well not literally rephrasing thing falls on day may go out there's 3d headphones the metal rod just snapped off well danny's watching a different version of it he downloaded the wrong i watched it on the orange youtube he watched jirachi [ __ ] maker

39:13 [Laughter] you wanted me to get rid of the problem if you guys didn't remember this is a pg show oh is it though pg-13 yeah we got a shirt that says i mean you guys have shirts at this point that could make this possible okay let's make it happen i'll put it in the notes send the concept to deer here [Laughter] um so yeah as they're playing around everyone's mad at max and jirachi for [ __ ] things up they see like the tear in the roof of the tent like roof

39:58 ceiling i don't know what you call the top of a tent um which seems a little excessive right if we're to assume that that is caused by yeah so why couldn't you just tear the side of the tent or walk in like why did you why did you jump over and and then because absolutely it's like you know what i'm too badass i'm gonna go from the top could you imagine how different pokemon heroes would have been it's like instead like espeon just like walking in and being like oh hi mister go to sleep imagine imagine if espeon just like teleports in puts him asleep he's just i thought you could say imagine that imagine absolutely like hi and then just he can't get it

40:44 he's just the movie they're sitting there using the dma and on the side of the absolutely oh no grandpa he's [ __ ] dead oh he's in the eternal slumber oh after 20 minutes he turns into an [ __ ] use hypnosis that's a man jesus christ um dangerous up as clowns i lost my spot made trips over the thing null and void absolutely okay cool so uh absolute appears like yep only appears during a great tragedy uh and absolutely starts destroying this tent he's breaking mirrors he's knocking [ __ ] over um but he's trying to get jirachi so they can like let's take it home but we don't know that just yet

41:30 um so may's like i'll save the day torchic i choose you i love that [ __ ] um cause i think at this point she probably just has torchic and beautify i think she has beautiful island she's pretty far off they show they show everybody's team in the credits oh did that okay i must have missed it what did they have uh i think it was beautiful and torture yeah because brock has his mudkip so that bites my kid low tad yeah so they're past the second gem at least so ashford had shriek has trico fish yep oh yeah they're way past their uh they're the electric like arondo electric that's the third gym yeah so he snow runs much later he catches uh he has his core fish and then can't [ __ ] use something i guess realistic it doesn't matter because it

42:17 doesn't use them in the movie anyway so yes cause ash um yeah so he sends out torchic yeah and then pikachu is like i'll help too and jirachi's like no don't do that it just says like teleports him to the roof of the tent just puts them on top like stay away no no you don't play um get rid of the pros yeah josh is like it's here for me so let me tamble this uh absolutely rushes into the as they teleport away absolutely i know jirachi's there but i want to kill you and it looks at brock and ash like you think it's okay and as absolute russia's butler like pressed the button on his staff and it really hurt watching the absolute run and the momentum he fell and just like bops his chin off like the hole and then falls in i was like i was i was quite impressed that they they let that animation go

43:03 through because i i watched it back a second and the third time i was like okay one of my dogs is very lanky like he's very seuss he's very long has long lengthy legs right if you're watching this what's up hit the like button it's all three different ways watching watching that i'm like if my dog fell that way he will [ __ ] die yeah like the way that the tragedy was absolutely if zeus was running full speed and he fell the exact same way decapitation like yeah you get your next snap um whatever that is yeah it's decapitation that is yeah there aren't against when you put somebody through a window the the neck dead yeah yeah easily like the way actually didn't die i'm like okay you're pretty strong buddy i will catch you in the wild because uh you sure like that you can survive a hyperbeam yeah uh so then curlia comes out like hey use

43:52 hypnosis to put the absolute asleep uh and also comes up in the cage yeah yeah i tired so he goes to sleep uh so the gang's like all right let's figure out why this app saw's here and they're like oh well it's here for jirachi but uh jarachi again is too tired so we'll go to sleep sirens are on our end by the way well this every episode yeah quite a couple yeah i have to i miss them sometimes so again if you're listening to this while you're driving there might be a cop behind you but there's also one with us so so speed speed up check your mirror then continue driving um so yeah the gang they go to sleep directions you're trying to talk about anything uh and then maine's like ah i'm not really tired i'm gonna go outside so she can make her second wish and then at this point she sees like butler walking away with something

44:39 and it's like i wonder what that is and obviously it's jirachi because butler is like can't be trusted he came here for a purpose um so brother and diane are setting up this big machine um and they're like if we put jirachi on this okay sorry sound like somebody came inside yeah see at butler and diane like we can put this on here which then i can use to complete my goal like what goal is that now it's time for a flashback so butler at the beginning of the movie we saw team magma in this big hall being like this is what's happening these the pokemon uh we were after groudon butler's like what i want to do is take this shard of groudon and take this massive amount of energy and turn this piece into a full-grown groudon for you people let me show you what it can do and as

45:25 it's creating this gelatinous thing the machine breaks and they're like oh you can't do anything he's like i just need more power and like you're a joke the voice of brock you suck i wish for a bunch of girls and then butler's like i'm so embarrassed hot rock and burns his hand and then picks it up again says i'll do this so now butler's goal is to create groudon to get in good with team magma but then also be like [ __ ] you i did it and then imagine being a part of an evil team and then having an experience that makes you even more easy so you're also promised that it gives you vibes of entei okay yeah i know what the groudon thing yeah that's it's a great that instantly kind of like it started dwelling to that realm so i

46:11 was like um see now that we're back in time jirachi's being forced into this machine so we can see its true eye which is that little little slit on his tummy which is like it's the third eye with the other vagina but it's a sideways vagina which is the thing that i always knew jirachi had but never saw this movie and i don't know where i got that information so you probably got it because one of the one of his uh i forgot what game it is but one of the uh games shows him i think colosseum does it cost him one of the one of the games i never played coliseum did you like any trailer darkness i i looked at all the pokedex entries for jirachi none of them none of them would specify an eye see because i'm on like the same path i always kind of like at least like i've always kind of like just like imagined like jirachi like it had like very like buddhistic

46:58 vibes to it so that and that's all about enlightenment and the third eye is all about and being enlightened so like i always kind like when i saw that slim the stomach i'm like so that's where it is like it's not like tn where it's like up on the i mean i could have made one earlier when he was like bringing audios back from the desk like yeah i just used jirachi as shenron to bring lodio's back but every time we make one of these danny goes home and he continues his research on perfectly cloning us he only know my hero and you can make a whole another version you don't want to talk about pokemon or

47:44 big time rush you're dead to me basically or uncharted or cuphead he's about to create his own hex and by a nice wow then you listen to a new big time rush song and i was like pokemon company me sitting i'm violent if i ever sit up straight the whole entire time like i'm i'm kidnapped and it's sick right now but you're not the real vision explain i i require elaboration um so the gang okay so yeah butler's like dust glops open this thing's eyeball because they're getting a little consensual thing just keep that in mind um so the gang they're like something's going on let's rush over there and then this big beam of energy just blasts out of jirachi's true eye and then launches up to the comet and

48:31 then another beam just comes right back and just obliterates everything so since we're bringing up other things uh is a belly button laser dude guy does he have an eye on his belly button is that why yes because that's that's what that scene reminded me [Laughter] so does everything gets like blown away uh butler tries to yeah so max comes in grabs garage she's like are you okay and but was like hey i got this give me give me jirachi we're going to take care of it he's like i don't trust you anymore um but i think diane at this point is like hey we should we should stop and paul was like but we got to do this she's like i never

49:16 wanted this this is not what i ever wanted us to be um joey wheeler joe niela the same voice the same uh gotta do this for my sister for every episode except the last one did i do the last one no so there's going to be every episode's going to have a meow reference except the last one now the same oh damn take that clip and go put in the other one before it comes out you're going to forget this last moment of future danny like the same point because i hear that in person [ __ ] i didn't do it i'm going to zoom out in premiere i'm just going to put a slice somewhere in the middle move it and then i'm going to just the same oi and just drop it in and you'll be like yeah so wadios is like oh no i gotta save my sister

50:02 the same oif and then ladies i thought you would just do it at the very beginning where it's just gonna be like the same and then intro i just want i want the surprise i want someone to be driving and be like okay these guys know what they're talking they're saying was that an audio [ __ ] up uh try to remember to do it and then they'll come here and be like oh context okay yeah so the gang's like let's save jirachi they pick him up start to run and dusk thoughts is like nah i'm gonna just try and explode you and then uh absolutely finally breaks out of the by the way absolutely's been freaking out this entire time like swimming yeah and it's like slowly denting yeah that's pretty cool so he breaks out and he's like razor wind or something on dusk cops which like

50:47 holds them back that's a unicorn what's that that's a unique move i have no clue no oh is it okay it sounded like a question i was like no no yeah is that bad yeah you have to wait a turn to use it so like the first turn you gotta win the second time oh i didn't know it was like a two normal time type move and it's not that strong damn that sucks but mega absolutely uh yeah he has a move that they never explained which is the one where like tilt his [ __ ] neck and then just guts like it's the lorenzo staff and he sends like a dark slash yeah i know it's not nice laughs because nice and it comes with gen [Music]

51:33 no that's a cool one though it is yeah it is what's up danny you came at me here put you in the [ __ ] ground son yeah so diane she escapes with the kids they hop into the bus and just start to drive away and then butler was like my anna take this stick thing my aunt just charges after it puts like some tractor on the back of the bus [ __ ] trucks down a bus yeah let's go what's faster [ __ ] mighty on our way way over [Laughter] [Music] i just imagine mighty anna running on water now and just like i don't ever do a thing where when you're sitting in the car and you imagine like pokemon flying like you've ever been

52:19 race bulls yeah i don't see a pokemon run on water in this movie i'm pretty sure you see pikachu do it pikachu right at some point yeah i'm pretty sure it might be in the intro i'll bring you smoking bro now uh i mean sweet [ __ ] might have been in the intro and suicune can run on water but sweet coop dances on waters it was either this movie or the previous but i remember pikachu being on water and running on it for something very pleasant to show up on this one uh miscellaneous lake somewhere other reason and then like they cut back yeah yeah they're just like one of them and he's like they had to pure jirachi's lake from the third eye so they had to be like suicune thank you for showing up touches um so jirachi i typed jirachu i don't

53:07 know if i meant to put pikachu i think yeah joshie wants to go home okay so joshua back to farina which is the nice little forest town for pokemon and stuff uh so diane starts to explain to the kids like hey so here's butler he wanted groudon he [ __ ] up team magma is upset he's upset nine wants crowd on so he can prove that he knows what he's doing so this is the part where i feel like like because we were talking the last episode about how like legendary just to be like a myth and like they don't how do you find out about these pokemon if they're so like secretive and no one knows and then brock is just like she's like yeah butler wants groudon so uh broncos isn't the legendary pokemon rumored to have incredible powers i'm like that's all of them but like but like because he didn't even say like ground fire he's like amazing powers

53:54 yeah you met like six of them you know that already falls in line with brock's character character though especially with who he's talking about drawing because he's just like he's like i really gotta look good in front of her so i gotta sound like i know what i'm talking about two brain cells brock imagine it's just a pokemon they haven't met yet and she's just like oh man butler's trying to create a blip bug he's like isn't that the legendary pokemon she's like no no i'm getting married oh [ __ ] well i'm sorry i thought of something pokemon related that yeah i don't know why you saying bladeblock made me think of this but gen 6 is still radio creators of data max because they had the super training where the pokemon gets pretty big i don't know

54:40 why are you saying that who's the book type and jen six is that scatterboard right scatterbug that's why because they look the same okay that's fair so you said you said the black's name and am i brave for somebody's like [Laughter] so in order to power this machine butler needs like the ultimate energy source so he's like i need something that's a thousand years old which i don't know how that equates exactly but obviously we need jirachi to make this thing work so we can have gravity millennium comet so you better plot not plop a better idea would just go to the forest with the for the celebi's somehow harness their power time travel so he can get the groton from the pass and then take them like bro where the [ __ ] did you get this thing they're sleeping so you just gotta with

55:27 the pokeballs is that how that works does like the pokemon get like an alert like if he's just sleeping and then wakes up and when they're asleep and i like to imagine when you see a legendary sleeping you're just like worried simone i've been waiting for it hey [ __ ] [Laughter] get up i'm what's the excuse in like the first season when they're like oh this snorlax is blocking the way pokeball like it doesn't it doesn't actually the same thing happened with whitcash where they threw a master ball caught it yeah i was like whoa what the [ __ ] because i thought there was gonna catch from the inside out like nope just you lost the basketball

56:14 [ __ ] yeah i was just blood and guns go [Laughter] you see the man he said he's a big guy um so again yeah let's take jirachi home let's go on a nice road trip and we get a little montage here but uh butler is he's falling into like the super secret flying mobile which we don't really see he sees open the truck and we see it exist and then i guess that turns into that weird like sky-mounted lab that he has later amazing but it was kind of cool just vehicles just say [ __ ] everything yes dexter or dexter's laboratory fives

57:01 like the weird thing to me about all this is that the fact that butler puts a tracking device on the van which falls off before they get to the area and he still follows but yet he still follows them which i'm okay with because the fact that he knows where jirachi wants to go so why did he need to put the tracking device on there to know where his diane went what am i wrong i was like why do we need that little extra piece of information like i could i i personally could have just assumed that because he knows where jaraki is from he knows where jirachi's going to go so like why not just go there and then show up i don't know because he's afraid that at the end of this multiple drop sheets are going to come in grab this one and just start making

57:46 wishes how does he have that information he's the great butler dante yeah he's like oh [ __ ] that's gonna join these guys this is another one i think this movie is another one of those instances where i was like oh wow team rocket has a branded thing of this again why i don't remember what it was i didn't write it down yeah so the gang driving through the desert bumpy road knocks off the tracker which again wasn't really harped on we just now butler can't track him i guess um but then we got tonight may's making her third wish and she's like wait a minute diane you're a woman i'm a woman let's talk because the boys are sleeping uh diane's just like you know butler's not the same man he used to be i kind of

58:32 miss him but you know he's a good guy just kind of a [ __ ] hole right now i liked him more when he worked for the evil team yeah now he's this weird magician i'm like [ __ ] he was always a magician well you know he's like a sword he made butterfree up here from a box he's a he's a magic rocket scientist which is a crazy two things that don't predict each other exactly science stuff um so yeah dance is like i'm just waiting for this meteor to go away i want the comment to go so everything can return to normal um but then we see absolutely yet again watching from afar like all right i see you kids i got this horn i'm watching someone's getting it tonight

59:18 now we got the intense montage it's a bunch of things people look out the windows right riding the bus um during this time may closes days four and five of her little thing whatever only two nights left i can't wait to get my wish and then max hears her say this like me shut the [ __ ] up it just blows on me out of nowhere like why did he get so mad and then then they explained that i was like okay i guess max is upset because mae doing this countdown is like triggering him to be like every time she puts one of those down it's one less day i have with jirachi and as soon as he's gone he's gone so he's really upset about that he runs off and chills by the lake and ash is like don't worry may i have a bro talk with him uh ash basically goes over and says like even if someone leaves they're not gone i have a friend that i miss her every

1:00:03 single day which just like set off all the ash misty shippers like crazy uh to be like oh he misses misty [ __ ] because he left primate behind him his entire cancel team i like this part of the movie because it's like oh ash is grown holy [ __ ] he's not a dumbass anymore until he goes to punch something so what if he was talking about his mom yeah he just missed her every day yeah i have a friend of mine talking about serena at this point technically guys we broke the call he's talking about the little girl from three he just he truly missed her yeah cause he forgot who she was in the anime like

1:00:49 i talked about lady ass because that kiss back he's like i'm attracted to pokemon man i had a friend named and i miss her every day but that's for when you're older anyway just stop being a little [ __ ] let's go right so daddy's pep talked to his brothers yeah basically brother broke was like samuel a [ __ ] was called come on see i knew this girl named my body pillow hasn't arrived in the mail yet and i miss her every day uh so the team next day i guess the bus can't go through the forest now so they're walking let's go on foot um and they have like this really just cool montage of walking through the forest and there's like trophies eating fruit and [ __ ] that's really nice so i love that i love when trophy shows up so i'm like man they don't they don't show trophy as much

1:01:35 i hate those [ __ ] sounds that's his [ __ ] that's his that's his noise and i was like oh he's eating fruit i get it and then later there's a part where he gets captured don't hear us and he's like what the [ __ ] and i was like okay maybe it's scared and then it gets released from the [ __ ] grounds like what the [ __ ] is this thing slurping i was on the same freaking waistline i was like oh that's weird surely that's not trophia says cry right that's just they just had to make it give it an eating noise right no it's flying away later i heard it i heard it and i recognized it i just didn't think anything of it i was like he's eating fruit that's such a weird pokemon cause like

1:02:21 in theory he should be a fossil banana but he's not but then there's like oh we're gonna wreck on it he's gonna be the only dinosaur pokemon and then danny try to remember to time stamp that i think it'll be a really good tick tock not as bad as that like why couldn't they do that why couldn't they just make they gave stantler a voice you couldn't give trophies this man showed up i was like give me my 50 bucks i need to go home and do my taxes stamper give me my 50 bucks actions man jesus christ uh yeah a bunch of cool

1:03:07 bug and grass type pokemon and now may puts down day number six these days are going fast we're getting through one last day with jirachi um see she hears max andre playing around she goes [ __ ] it's past [ __ ] bedtime and he's like oh but i want to spend time with jirachi i'm not even tired amazing like he's like he's like don't worry jirachi we'll get up and play when everybody else is asleep this is our last night together and then she's like dude and then puts pikachu the pikachu part was actually kind of cute where everyone else was like this is a nice song may and then pikachu is like i'm tired actually okay buddy okay yeah that was cute but uh may sing about that part um so this is that may is just a jigglypuff

1:03:54 in disguise damn for real uh so the gang final day they're making their march to jirachi and then we see all these pokemons start to kind of look over and then absol's like all right you brought it back we're friends now yeah you ten years is sitting here so earth rings you ran into absolutely dynamic punches was like quality like i can't do anything about this um so yeah absolutely cuts them off it's like all right cool i'm going to lead you to drotch's home we'll get you there more pokemon are showing up and then we have that really cool flygon that's just like i love it because because it lands on the rock they go that's a flygon and then there's this really awkward shot of

1:04:40 his back for like six seconds where he's just staring at them walking he's not moving he's just like yes and then they get into the cave and it's like all right no more fly gone okay and when trophy is so the gang's walking through this dark cave and then absolutely just like darts it into the darkness like all right bye i'll see ya um but yeah they look up to the sky this big hole in like the cave roof which is really pretty he's like monster stuff hanging off of it um and drought is like well time for me to go home and max like no please drocci i love you you have to stay and drock is like [ __ ] i gotta go i gotta get out of here my people need me yeah so jirachi opens its third eye like

1:05:26 on its own to be like i'm gonna do this um consent exactly you chose to do it so as it starts like flapping the air and do whatever it's about to do uh butler shows up with these weird little like devices there we go planks them into the wall and there's some lasers that capture the team so they can't go anywhere i was always prepared for this just use a ball part of the cave that just gets lifted off it's just a bigger hole and it's like i hate electricity yeah like it contains them and i'm like stop because i never understand every anime does that when the characters are strong i call it the fencing yeah it's like they fence them in and the character never just or i wanna [ __ ] eat it yeah

1:06:12 because they take a while to like activate their dude yeah well let's just say it's it's a good it's a good um you know what we forgot during the hyper beam what's that when [ __ ] meowth is just like wow imagine that all what a dark dark full of impending doom sounds like my life yeah i didn't remember that it's so sad it is um so yeah butler captures everyone says hey you're not going here and he does this whole i say my best trick for last and which is basically this whole thing i'm going to trap you i'm going to take jirachi i'm going to make groudon so sit right there um so his final accent let me go summon groudon he takes jirachi puts it in the machine so he can summon its true power noise was so annoying because it was like and then it like cut in the middle of

1:06:58 that and i was like no that means it's gonna come back to us just imagine they're like we have to save jirachi yeah they've been amazing um what happened is yes the team rocket they see the beam that jirachi's producing off the distance like you see that i think i'm blind oh okay i'm like you see that and jesse goes i think i'm blind and james goes that would explain the hair it's like damn this is the moment where i was like oh hang on let me go back and listen to that again and see if i heard that again roasted james the savage james doesn't mess with those roasts man not for real though and there's a lot of

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