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0:00 girl why is there bacon in the soap why is there bacon in the soap do you know that no no all right I do know about milk steak you know about milk steak yeah what about bird law you know about bird law I do know about bird law you know about bird law Dany I used to look up at space same what's up Billy wait what and wonder in my eyes a why is Invader him in anime right now what is bro what it evil dude alien soldier of the UR I'm really confused this is not what invader was watching like a 3D show to infiltrate Earth and prepare it for the coming Invasion yeah bill you know what to do if you're enjoying this let us know if uh you know we're going to be watching Invader Zim I think we should with the help of his vile mechanical servants plotted to destroy
0:47 everything we have this is awesome my name is dib meme what I'm 12 years old you are not 12 years old this is some JoJo [ __ ] man the annihilation of our world aha I was not expecting the anime opening dude I'm not going to lie that was awesome right that was awesome AIO 3000 hopes you what I have made also is that Morty I think it is yeah this one came out not too long ago like Netflix just picked it up and brought it back imagine if you stop believing in oh video games don't even joke about that Dad hone it's a utensil not a weapon as a
1:34 child I thought sharks were my friends I know better oh my God okay after all okay wait GMAT why is she bringing a frying pan you need a weapon if you're wearing a hasmat yeah you know what true good point good point good point oh she's going upstairs I'm asking stupid questions where she is this what it's like like a sister going into like a brother's room I guess be prepared for that you shall see things you cannot unsee hey Di dad says come to dinner what that's some stank no one else will they could never see the truth why though brainwashing mind control yo he has lost it even dad world famous man
2:22 of science will say I believe you dib I'm sorry I ever doubted you that's the worst impression yeah I was going to say he's just he's got that dead pression dude Zim's been gone a long time and as far as you know he might just be gone for good how long has he been in apparently a long time I mean if we count the show I think the show was off for like 15 20 years he's back and he's doing stretches I've been oh that's not good the world's not ready to see what you've become you're OT I love the there just so it's been 15 years since this is aired so he's just been in his room for 15 years is how they're playing on this I guess yeah like I think they're just
3:08 meing on [Music] it I want to know what he looks like dude God damn when did this come out um I think it was like 2019 maybe 2020 geez okay let's see here yeah 2019 and so so have you never watched Invader Zim like even growing up I feel like you showed me a portion of this we watched I made you watch like I think it was like one or two uh cuz I remember like the little puppet guy and his little zipper thingy and wondering like what's inside inside the zipper thingy but like no I I never watched it like I I I knew of it like I I've seen it but like it was never like it just was never on it was I I never
3:54 well I never I never was cool enough to own satellite I was one of them basic kids antenna baby channel 32 26 and 50 this sometimes seven if you want watch channel 33 for me that was 33 I didn't even have a 3 32 was Cartoon Network 31 was Disney are you kidding me bro swear to God all those three 312 is like National or uh local broadcasting like The Simpsons and [ __ ] this is what happens when you don't have an HOA y you actually get cool looking houses oh God that's gross sorry you'll have to move along hideous Goblin I'm closing dramatically when the dib shows up but give me a sec here we know each
4:39 other phase one uh-huh what the toilet see laughing's contagious with me I don't want to did you have to sit in the toilet not try to understand the ways of my people dear he's using his feet from the moment my mission began on this horrible Planet what is happening dude dude chaos absolute chaos God I loves him no we need to we need to watch this
5:25 show no it's short like the entire show is like 26 episodes Martha the neighbor boy is an alien never mind Martha he's normal and Martha just she was ready she she was ready to hop out that window useless but that was only phase one of my evil plan dude imagine this is like next level trolling watch helplessly as I begin face to I'm switching people's mail around that's illegal dude that's horrible what a monster Min moose get in on this Mayhem Minnie moose what who the hell is mini moose I have no idea a sticker she
6:12 is crazy for P I like mini moose yep yep I'm about mini moose that's do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it rip the [ __ ] out of it yeah way to go Minnie Mouse or Minnie moose does he Stick it to himself yes excellent mini moose about that life a what I like that pug in space I thought you like that pig why I do that what why did I do that welcome home Son bro the little gnomes are just oh oh
6:57 oh oh they're using lasers what did they kill him I think so preparing to call the tallest I want that poster the teddy the teddy bear yeah look at him dude he's Derpy we should just get that M and just hang it up here just put it back just put it behind yeah it's kind ofra that's what we need to put behind us just get some cool paintings like that holy [ __ ] A all righty then bro they would eviscerate our entire galaxy in like an afternoon yeah remember the time we lied and told him we were sending him on a secret mission to Earth but really we were just getting rid of him because he's awful I love that they're like doing a good job of trying to recap for people who maybe like didn't watch the show
7:44 yeah it's working out nice pretty great ever since Zim vanished for good it's actually like working out really nice transmission through I wonder who it could ever be his eyes so do do you recognize Zim's voice yet m no you'll be overjoyed to know is it Moxy yeah okay Zam we thought you were dead I'm pretty sure that dude is Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch the purple purple one you know honestly G is living his best life leaving me free to complete the most diabolical phase of my plan phase two like I I missed those days phase two no G just sitting on the couch watching maybe and just eating food
8:31 y'all would get mad at us if we ate food maybe not I honestly don't know good me you got to order a million pizzas and then I got to roll around in them pizzas story about how I turn into a giant pizza I love him so much computer did you put the tallest on hold [Laughter] okay if the tallest find out I failed to dominate the Earth because I forgot phase two who knows what they'll do probably just ignore you yeah they've already said they don't care Invader Zim you were once our best most amazing
9:18 Invader but now you're dumb somehow I don't feel like this is how it went down no Zim you will live out the rest of your long sad days as oh my God what go to my scheming lab and bring me everything that what do you think the difference between a scheming lab is and a normal lab scheming lab probably has a bunch of yarn everywhere makes sense potato light bulb yeah smart oh God the pizza dude G just wants Pizza can't blame for trying though yeah he yeah he at least wanted to do
10:05 it you know what good sister I feel like it's going to be the sister who's going to fight Zim this time oh you think it does seem that way that I mean that's impressive how do you do that apparently we need to start practicing wait a waffle dude he makes the best inventions he really does I think you should just TR trust G for Phase 2 scorpion with a hat yo what it's [ __ ] yoked there is insufficient power to access the flame plan then find more power and be sneaky about it activating sneaky mode
10:51 ah sneaker what oh oh he suck the goddamn soul out of that man this is not sneaking mode sneaking you know something tells me a lot of people just died computer zoom out zooming out keep zooming out until you find out how far the tallest are from Earth zooming out zooming out zooming out zooming out Zoom be like how many goddamn times you got to zoom out for they're not going to Earth no definitely not some zooming out zooming out zooming out zooming out I mean hey if they've been flying away for 15 years that's true
11:37 you're not wrong I don't even think about that I don't actually know what how far it's supposed to be in the show he's back now he's back that was di not the coat it makes me look mysterious I don't know man kids were in trench Coast to school hasn't gone well in the past behold My Boy Child I remember the last time I saw you this excited about science prob the last time you even saw him and when peace day comes the children of the earth will hold hands and wait a minute the alien hunting briefcase oh son I love how the dad already knew dude big beasts ghosts vampire bees you saw those sting marks and you know vampire be Vamp be be
12:23 vampire that's crazy beires just going through like a jar of honey a day right it's a lot of hone dad nobody believes me so I'm used to defending our world on my own but I wish just once you'd have my back damn he's like but son you're an idiot isn't very scientific damn yeah he's a man of science it does make sense he doesn't they don't believe in faith you true they're man of science oh my God that's awesome be vampires oh my God Intruder prepare to come on in what what uhuh would you would you go in yeah why
13:08 not hey keep it down out here trying to be miserable in my cheesy cocoon and misery what's going on in here what's all this junk that would smell so bad he's still just eating it he's going to town dude he didn't give a [ __ ] I'm going to lock you up is what fine I don't care wait really what he just millions of light years away from that path is Earth do you see what this means here Earth your leaders only fly in a straight line it's kind of wild to think about fly in a straight line and just destroy everything they run into I never thought about that they're trying to find the edge of the universe I've lost
13:55 the respect of my chares uh uh well at least he knows it now probably better to know than to not know the world I just saved without anybody knowing tomorrow at the membran labs yep he's going to use that weapon cuz everyone's going to be connected oh [Applause] yeah I believe you dip I'm sorry I ever doubted you I love the idea that that's what his dad sounds like in his head are they throwing Doritos at him nachos baby they do like like nacho Doritos ah oh okay that that makes sense yeah that tracks is that shaped as his head it does look like it or I guess maybe his
14:41 dad's head I think it was his dad's head gentle who want to better everything I mean you know what that's a hell of a slogan that is the hell of a slan a hell of a slogan ay Billy you guys can't do anything right 2024 is shaping up to be our biggest and most insane say you're ever for sort of stupid can you tell we bought an office we moved across the country I'm just here to fill a quota we also launched a gaming channel called sort of stupid games oh what the oh what do I do what do I do what do I do and we're giving away $10,000 every month what yep no we're not help me maybe we aren't giving away 10 grand but what about we kiss you I'm
15:28 going to do that one for free Early Access your parents love Batman can't have it you can't either and full uncut videos just ride over to sort of stupid. net where you can catch everything before it's here on YouTube whether you're a patreon member or a YouTube member you can get up a 2 months Early Access everything's going to be fine Billy come join us at sort of stupid. net excellent don't even think of doing anything dumb or G don't worry just go enjoy the show he's totally going to special yep she she go whoop his ass yeah she is
16:13 dude she I dude nah she's [Laughter] scary uh-huh that was good okay Sim did you use your alien stuff to take over the control room uh yeah give me a minute holy [ __ ] wait so he could have been doing this [ __ ] the entire time it's just he's an idiot and doesn't yeah I guess so so having both these boys together is and nobody is as excited for the big celebration as I am I am not scientifically possible wow holy [ __ ] generate an energy field of Limitless chaotic potential yo true
17:07 yo was this phase two like operation convinced dib oh my gods fellow humans Zim where's my Tad science what the hell wait Sim's an alien bro what and get ready for the most peaceful eace day your grotesque eyeballs have ever seen the bracelet comes in four colors what the hell dude I'm by 12 oh oh wait what
17:59 uhhuh you know I did feel like the explanation of the Mema didn't seem that scientific good morning D oh no happy be D what is happening there something the matter honey nah it's cool dad how can you be so calm that thing isn't dead yeah look just go along with it's like it's easier uh-oh man here we go that's a terrible thing to say she already said it didn't she prob yeah honestly I would just I would just move on I mean what has it done wrong it's it's giv you pudding you know yep breast dad yikes is it good pudding it's the worst pudding I've ever had in my life okay never mind I already tried busting out
18:46 every possible way no luck you tried escaping without me let's focus on the now honestly yeah I'm on her side I would have left his ass there yep [Music] wait they're just bracelet beating people I mean yo if it works people of Earth of which I am one because I am human and inferior and disgusting just like you wow wait is that what get off my lawn dude that's bro he took over and just used his front lawn I mean he took his dad's company right get away with this he
19:33 already is I did I did dude he's so petty time trying to subjugate the humans and all I had to do was charge them for it damn he's not wrong to create a song about peace one so inspiring the children will have no choice but to peace harder yeah I feel like this is going to be the song isn't it I feel like you know what I think he's nailing it uh what peace is nice peace is nice peace is better than CH you know what this totally would work
20:21 on kids for a second I was going to say this is not going to work but you know what nah kids be like this they like the weirdest [ __ ] wait did that kid just TI it I think I think he yeah I think that or he lost his shirt relax it's Sim we're talking about whatever he's got planned it's not going to work yeah I see but the problem is it is no [Music] like so now what damn was she right like it just
21:07 totally didn't work what about the kids by the volcano hey they're they're hovering you know you'd also need something with the power to harness the dark energy of space only one being in the known universe has such a power Goku my creation oh mini moose oh moose what believe in mini moose I never knew mini moose is that powerful oh my God so he's going to move the Earth is that what he's going to do maybe oh yep he moved the Earth in he's moving in the path yeah he totally is cuz I can only fly straight dude this petty [ __ ] so petty behold my victory
21:59 that would be pretty insane I I can't even like wrap my head around like wait does that plan have a mouth uh I think so now the tallest have to visit me next where's our dad what I love that he was able to accomplish this in like a day yeah that's all you had to do just a day and a little assistance ah okay what foris hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities if you're so worried about the florist just get your dad to help I'm over here where is the dad light years away on M ping 10 also known as space prison
22:48 why don't you hop in your spaceship and go Rescue It Mo you don't have a spaceship yes he does d he's so [ __ ] he's so Patty he's just kid as well as the planet Earth this is the worst news I've ever heard s we still have quite a bit of time to change course damn even everybody's like it's all good straight yeah turn is no fun why is this happening make it not happen wow stop calling him dad now pay close attention to that ham I will P I'm I'm hungry I want the h you you hate di right affirmative but you hate Zim even
23:34 more correct it would make Zim super unhappy Flawless logic I will help you easy enough what's that disconnect my seat senses so I don't fill your terrible human butts in me seems like a fair compromise that was a fair compromise God stop it pudding guy stop it it's all he knows now about that P what don't was is this just like an endless bowl of pudding it does kind of seem that way that was a lot of pudding though if he was able to F like flip the bowl on him he's always had the bowl every time so much pudding oh that's crazy they have a long way to fly did you build me that Throne I asked
24:21 [Music] for oh wow wait is it just chairs on top of chairs bro it totally it's a chair monster now to ascend this Throne CL my rightful place what you know what it worked I can't rule the world without cool flames shooting up behind me the Flames button there's a peanut button yeah there's a peanut button they do the opposite he mixed the buttons up that's [Music] oh no oh flaming
25:12 peanuts dude that would suck so bad prison to the Galaxy's most infamous crimin that is actually looks sick it's like a giant Labyrinth I was born ready G this spy coat isn't just to look cool well that was easy I only torment you because I know you can handle it this is nothing get up I was supposed to save the world G my God I was going to show people the truth I knew if they saw something amazing even if it was horrible like Zim people would just wake up no that's not how it works man no not how it works I mean bro they announced that like aliens are real like sometime last year and he
25:58 gave mhm bro people went to like they were like are they invading us no don't care people went to Area 51 like like what during Co yeah no I think it was before like that's nuts we know there's aliens we're not the only ones out you'd be it'd be dumb to assume that we're the only one living creatures in the entire universein no this is all really happening it's just we're not ready to be part of the space Galactic Alliance yet you know we're still worried about Petty things facts if you had that purple space smoo could you use it to teleport the Earth back where it belongs theoretically mhm too bad we're in prison not for long Jesus three human butts is too many so I brought this oh
26:44 only there for you guys I guess oh my God yay that's how I imagine it would be to like warp like that it'd be a very existential like yeah well that was very convincing because it's real dad how could anything that horrifying be real some of the most horrifying things in the world are real yep or in the universe I guess yeah normally I'd say don't touch me but maybe a little help she said wait what yes yes wait what bro
27:33 all right here we go oh that's sick yeah her and the ship are going to bond aren't they oh yeah [Music] bro there's got to be like some space creatures out there can you imagine the size of that thing can you imagine like yeah like a giant thing like that we just and be like so there is a giant space whale thing whale whale it's just blocking the it's coming towards Earth we don't really know what to do well I mean imagine if it literally just swam between us and the vision of the sun like where the sun is bro it would be it'd be dark for like a day and a half like that's actually kind of wild to think i' also be a Giant Shadow I mean that yeah cuz that was what plane sized I guess it would depend on how slow it moves a planet sized whale that'd be
28:20 crazy whoa son you don't have to prove I wonder if that would [ __ ] up the gravitational P of things always proud of you um if I got close enough oh my God I don't think it would kick anything out of orbit per se unless it collides with something if it collides the moon like if it hits the moon or collides with something then yes I can see it pulling something out of orbit because of that but if it's just going through like the orbit currents I guess I don't think it would affect it it would just kind of flow if you're a scientist tell us yeah if Shawn was here he would he would lecture us Danny tell us about space he's been really quiet this D how are you so quiet this whole time man this m is great
29:07 [Laughter] moves wow damn Jesus di yo the thing is zooming we're running out of time you're ugly when you lie D I'm not lying then why are you ugly wow wow that's a that's a that's a good that's a good one right there that's a good one you're ugly when you lie I'm not lying to why are you ugly oh that was so good what's that I TR
29:55 what me Le cat dude this has gotten so intense out of nowhere yeah they're trying to emulate that anime opening they gave us there an anime fight ass kind of oh my god well there goes his soothing loeng is it the tallest it's a very powerful lozenge oh [Music] no did Dad finally accept that it was real I never hired any of
30:41 you okay anime bro in what dude I got a KEH beam just in my hands Aventure robot brothers and Maria my master what uhoh aw oh God I'm very confused right now so it has been revealed you've discovered the Clone is not actually your real father yes you told me he wasn't my real father ping bre over holy [ __ ] ping breake over de do you still have that ham I gave you
31:29 the ham what see there's that ham again uh-huh what is the ham is she just going to W is she going to beat the [ __ ] out of them with a ham is it a [Music] sword are you kidding me wait that's work honey but that's you know what I'm about it I should have known you'd fail me you couldn't even learn to make pudding the right way hey don't you talk about his pudding like that the best pudding I've ever had in my life this is dude Clem's going to save the day yeah CL bra about this dude he
32:16 he ain't about [Music] him excellent now just oh yep yep Sim has won what what back to anime what it's like oh they he did say that it would collide with different realities cut me some slack this is my first move relax it's just reality's colliding like my computer said dude that's actually awesome [Music] what I'm not going to lie I love when
33:03 any show just has that what that uhuh uh-oh the constant [Music] change no the Earth it's gone that's great news crisis avered what about the florpus yeah aren't they driving like right into iters dis still the horrifying space hole Straight Ahead why are you so negative woohoo they're just going along for the ride hell yeah nice respect
33:48 nice a big old Band-Aid what if I told you my plan all along was to steal this whatever it is what is that I don't know sad clown that the ceramic clown puppy from a living room Who's Laughing Now [Laughter] DC oh my God he's a robot he's fine that was Zim the alien who almost destroyed the world remember son of course I remember I remember getting hit on the head and dreaming up all that crazy stuff yeah that tracks but what about pting pudding dad he's a guy he even said I don't know what's going on yeah I guess so I can tell them all about my like if you're dream I want that
34:34 painting it's just so funny Billy let us know if we can get that painting dude for real did we win did we win did we win yes uh yeah yes does this oh uh-huh that sounded like he has to me oh the Pug the Pug I miss you so much wait why did he do it again I you know what Vibes bro he did it again that's the answer he answer to everything just Vibes that is so funny D that was like a fun little thing to have them come back to yeah I mean that was
35:21 interesting I I being someone who's never seen it before probably a little confused I mean not really they did agre job of recapping things and kind of explaining the the relationship between the two the two people alien and dib um and Zim dibit him where's everyone else in the town that's my only thing like where's the police where's the mayor you see more of them in the show as far as I is that what it is cuz like there it was like cool I get it it's Zim and Di going like but like if the Earth was really like moved and the taken in this and that where's the government they ain't paying attention it's the government you tell me that not in that World Fair all right let's know your thoughts Billy should we watch the show uh you know tell us in the comments do the thing thanks for watching bye bye